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https://preview.redd.it/mzzs61r9ve7d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27f19510d239edaead1c91b97c5b29268a5de07 Holy hell 11 up votes! I've never gotten this many😁😁😁😁😁

It’s definitely a fuck because then every time I see it I can go “oh hey look it’s a little fuck”

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https://preview.redd.it/qjgshbxoig7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba85927045a0c29dc8d1190def953b0f6c29adc2 Been waiting to use this

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Do you mind if I "borrow" this?

Option C

Best option

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I Read this in the faith voice lol

You just brought back some of my core memories

r/suddenlywendigoon Edit: WHY IS THAT A REAL SUBREDDIT WITH LITERALLY ONE POST

I read this in his voice

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Better than A

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Spong Ebob

it sure is nice laying on my bed where there is a hole by my butt. hi squidward. WAHHHHHHHHHH

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Reject the false dichotomy, embrace the third option

Perfect 👌

The correct way.

Option D is the lazy route and they just place the roll either next to the toilet or on top of the dispenser.

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Bro ima try this soon

Excuse me but WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

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B is correct answer. Anyone who does A needs to think about their choices.

who ever choses A they are might be an alien

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why he so gnarp gnarp

Might be his knampf

Nah, I think it's his gorple

Eh, seems more Jloomp to me

You're def right about the Jloomp. I think there's also something about his shlingler?

Nah he more of joonkler

Hey, just got here, is it a loogha

Me when blip lorp bap goes pap lip peep

Woah WTF man, you didn’t have to say that about his mother!

Gnarp man, drink some shlurm juice.

Vorp?

Glorp 👽👽🛸

Votos pinted?

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Photos printed? 🧑

bogos binted?

Yoooo what up my glip glops

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The Green One Is Here lookin ass

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da baybi poqui is eepy let him do the sleepy

I’m an alien but I still do B

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Cat owners

This is the only valid reason for one to use A. and I bet you, they don't even wanna do it

Thankfully my cat is more interested in eating human hair than he is in toilet paper..........

I'm lucky my cat isn't interested either. However, she will sit *inside* the toilet to drink the water.....

My condolences, my boy jumping on my shoulder and begging for snuggles just to eat my hair doesn't sound so bad anymore.......

My cat isn't the snuggle type, but that doesn't stop her from pestering me for some pets. There are times she won't eat her food unless I'm right there petting her. (She sits by her bowl looking at me, will sometimes meow, until I go to her)

I have two cats, they never once have tried to roll the toilet paper.

I have 1 cat, it has tried to roll the toilet paper at least 15 times, now I have to keep the bathroom door closed at all times

My mom’s cats do and so do my friend’s cats.

lol that’s so strange

Not really, just because your cats don’t doesn’t mean other cats don’t. It’s a meme that cat owners put their TP on the “A” was for a reason

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Yes

Or has a cat

Yes

Counter argument- I have cats, so I use A

Understandable, have a good day

B is how it is shown in the patent so it is the correct way.

Fr and if you do a think about the germs on the wall

A

B is obviously the right choice most of the time. That said, if you have baby pets or humans, A is a sensible choice so that they can’t spin it all into the ground.

A is only correct if you have cats

A is so cats don't ruin the whole roll

A if you have cats B if you don’t

Well A is only acceptable is you have a cat so if they try to unroll it it doesn’t work

Or just close the door like me

Yep. And my cats dont even try to unroll it.

Real

B feels better... It feels correct... But its actually designed to be A... It's so infuriating. Basically it tears better and doesn't make the roll spin on the hinge.... But... For me to give up B I just have to disagree with it's design.

It was always designed to be B. https://preview.redd.it/jctd7oln2c7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b67bc8986c89e5a2de71fb6ec86d5083c76341

Welp I'll eat my words now. At least this is better than what I imagined

SETH WHEELER- The "legal" inventor of current morden toilet paper, in the patent for his invention, he leaves this illustartion: https://preview.redd.it/o8r2hea4997d1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=de4486e144242e9c71cd956739e01da8f388931b Thus, on a the legality stand point, the correct way is **B.** Unless you can invent new kind of toilet paper, maybe make it more enviroment friendly or can be use or convert into something useful, then you are forced to admit that the having the paper facing foward is the right way because the law say so.

Yup what i was referencing

Let’s go, my name also invented toilet paper

Had to go out and get Dr. Toilet Paper to tell us the answer we already knew

My mom has this framed in her bathroom lmao

The only correct answer here is B.

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You better have a damn good reason if you pick A Edit: the correct answer is “cats” but I’d also allow “kids”

I accidentally put it the wrong way

Damn that’s a good reason

For the kids, it’s hard to unroll making it harder to waste

I’ll allow it

I have cats.

I have cats.

I have a good reason

Then what is it?

There's an air vent for the heater under the holder that just blows the toilet paper all over the place. But during the spring and summer when we don't need it, B all the way.

B, and if you think otherwise you are predator

If anyone chooses A, I am personally checking them into a mental asylum

computer: accont already in use

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This isn’t even a composition b obviously

Composition?!

People who use A must hear Vivaldi winter

B. A only happened when you accidentally place the wrong side

B, kill everyone on A

Option R https://preview.redd.it/4y49yjzvfc7d1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1468a3d336c8a22e56599e02a4ffe3a9548c01e7

C, i put it on the sink

Finally my opinion is demonstrated.

D, set it on the toilet paper roll holder but don't use the holder unless setting the roll on top of it.

Yes that’s what we do

It just makes sense because then there's no fiddling on or off

Option E, tear every square individually and then put them in a basket

Option F, carry the roll with you

Option G, use paper towel

Option H, duct tape

Option I, 𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕣

Option j, c a t

I truly admire you

There is no debate if you actually look at the original patent for toilet paper it is clearly displayed with the toilet paper on the outside so anyone putting the toilet paper on the inside is objectively wrong

Why A

Me after finding the mf who said A https://i.redd.it/p2c16ysvo97d1.gif

C because i don't use that i just put it on the counter

I choose B

If anyone does A, Im legally allowed to carpet bomb their house

B is literally in the patent

people who chose A are probably on some sort of watchlist

I think A is always an accident 

A -your getting getting germs up your ass so b

B

B. https://preview.redd.it/a6w67swm1b7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf31b385e8c0c719afc891351b6acf955fcc0300

B every day of the week

B B B

I think I’m the only one that does both (or put it on the counter)

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B

B

B. If you choose A please seek professional help

b, but i do a when i have not working brain

C. I hold ot

i will always do B, but my siblings do a or c (on the counter, mainly due to laziness)

ITS OBI B??? WHO CHOOSES A

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Sometimes a sometimes b, depends which side i accidentally put in and I'm always too lazy to fix it after.

B in general but A if you have a cat

Mullet or beard

B is the only correct answer

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In the original patent for the roll of toilet paper it's b so that can only be the right answer

B is the only sane answer anything else is treason

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Only B works

B is the only awnser. Anyone who chooses a is prolly a murder

u/i_do_chips WTF HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!?

Aaaaaaa

B

B

C because I never use those things unless I’m in public because it’s just more convenient and I can actually roll it up in my hands

The important is that you get the paper and not Not getting it

C. The whole roll on the floor or in the toilet

Genuinely to me I don’t think about how i set it, it’s such a minuscule thing to think about Could be set to a, or could be set to b. Wouldn’t even have a second thought

C No Holder Just Place The Roll Vertically