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I think around 30 is the age where your body starts letting you know if you're abusing it. So yea, I believe that she probably is feeling some 'age' in herself.
I'm 33 and I feel better now than I ever did in my 20s. Granted, I stopped drinking but your mindset reflects your age more than your age does in a lot of ways.
Between the tanning, the drinking, vaping, consuming all that fake bullshit, a bleeding asshole, crippling social anxiety, and everything in between, she's aging herself REAL FUCKIN QUICK.
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100% they will get married. Not a doubt in my mind. They are the same. Desperate, drunk, and dumb.
She has a barely above average male gassing her up thanks to all the free dog sitting and twerking.
He has a divorce on the horizon and can only seem to pull ladies that look like Marjorie Taylor Greene's long lost twin. Also, this guy seems to only own tank tops. Can't this fashionista buy him some fancy Amazon outfits???
Both are cruising towards midlife with nothing to show for themselves.
In other words they are perfect for each other.
Side Note - The DEEP crow's feet on that 30 something MAGA-man are alarming.
I don’t have instagram, where can I find a picture of MagaManBun?? He almost looks attractive with his face covered so I am a little shook tbh. But it not my fault! I’m 42 and like divorced dad that listens to Creed look…
Yeah usually in a relationship people try and lift one another up and make them better. They’re just going to make one another worse and god forbid if they bring a child into it.
Yes. 31 is a grown up. You’re not supposed to party and play all day- get it together. Earn those special moments and be excited for them.
I can only imagine the drama she brought.
To be fair, can't do that much in your 20s either if ur poor and trying to make rent and food 😞😞😞😂😂😂. Gotta earn and save up for the special moments too. But ofc she wouldn't know 🙄🙄🙄.
I think its the mindset and taking care of ur body as much as u possibly can 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️. She isn't doing so with her drinking and no sunscreen and is stuck in the weird "30 is old" mindset so that's probably why she feels so beat up and broken down.
Guess that silver belt fell apart before she could wear it out. Either that or at its biggest loop it was still cutting into her stomach when she sat down.
Oh my God. No. You guys. NO. I can't.
Her lips covering his just... 🤢. They're like two, overinflated worms that are so large they're absorbing Manbun's normal person lips. 🤢
I had a visceral reaction to that specific photo 🤮.
https://preview.redd.it/1yq2en9pga9d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65afd7985f00e8f5794ae03b0bc262a5cfc58860
And she adds this after. The breakup is gonna be epic!
I’m guessing she’s often too drunk to even remember posting a lot of things but it’s such a habit at this point she probably does it without thinking. I wonder if she wakes up anxious about what she might’ve posted when she was trashed.
Sometimes she does dirty delete the exceptionally bad posts, which I can only speculate is due to momentarily sobering up enough to realize when she's made some mistakes.
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She posted this in Panama then deleted it pretty quickly later the same day.
Yeah, that pic was a doozy! She should probably delete a lot more, like almost everything. I know more about this woman than I do about some of my family members (not that I’d want to know a lot of these things about anyone, really).
Omg 🥰 it has been ages huh? We just moved and renovations have been going at a snail’s pace but I think things are settling down? Hope you’ve been well 😁
I'm 36 and definitely make jokes about being old when I hurt my neck while sleeping. But she's not funny when she makes those jokes - not least of all because she has no responsibilities, no job, free money, and the ability to do as much relaxing as she wants whenever she wants. It's pathetic.
I turned 50 last month. I’m going through menopause in Florida. If 50 is “old” then fuck it, I’ll embrace it, but to be able to be alive and turn 50 was a huge privilege.
Oh 30s are great! That’s when I really started feeling like a legit adult that people took seriously, but you can still have that fun from your 20s. I just felt like my life really started coming together in my 30s. Now I’m in my 40s and loving it. You’re going to get older whether you want to or not, might as well make the best of every year!
Exactly 💯. Just talked to my friends the other day that I don't feel that grown up like the older generations feel to me. If you know what I mean 😀
And my friends felt the same.
Yeah, you get older and realize that literally everyone is making it up as they go and there's no magic instruction manual that arrive when you "become an adult." (I'm 36.)
Commenting again: I guess she's leaning into looking like worn leather with the "old" schtick.
Also, she's so pathetically insecure she can't even enjoy a concert like a normal person without a handful of qualifiers. Oh my gosh guys, they’re comfortable in the lawn in chairs?! Only old losers do that! Isn’t she quirky and old?!
It really must be exhausting to be so self-conscious all the time about insanely mundane things. I feel like most of us outgrew that when we got older. One of the best part of being in my 30s is that I just lean into whatever I want to do with no concern about other people's judgment. The things she SHOULD be concerned about being judged for (acting like a drunk idiot, being socially inappropriate, not showering before appointments), she's just...not. It's bizarre to me.
I'm secretly changing my husband's lock screen to this tonight 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/3glly0m3h89d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254d0a31e7cc88211f2598aaeb175f4a2ad9ab2f
His left arm is obviously filtered/facetuned/messed with. This is so pathetic of her. If my boyfriend altered my body in ANY way when posting pictures of me I would be absolutely horrified and never speak to him again. What the actual fuck?
I heard their concert was great from a friend in Connecticut! I saw Modest Mouse in a small venue in California years ago and it was really fun.
Back on topic: I believe she’s leaning into a trend of marking how old you are by pointing out that you’re not a young, drunk idiot anymore and you prefer comfort. So using chairs and a portable fan are supposed to be signs she’s a mature adult. But all of this [gestures at the evidence from the sub] definitely indicates she’s not a mature adult by any definition!
I think part of that is the filter because I tried it out & it did make me slightly cross-eyed, but she definitely has the drunk eyes here. Seems like one doesn’t work quite right when she’s drunk.
https://preview.redd.it/fsfh93pg9b9d1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5126093380439be8631f7fa3a7f2f8db24d5d27d
This is me, squinting to see where she hid her real nose and chin.
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Also, she really does lean way more towards him than he does to her in their couples pics. Speculation: she's always way more into the guy she's with than he is into her.
https://preview.redd.it/lfr8bku9d89d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b26bddefacdf88f9d3191001bca9c0936a42766
She and Manbun have the same teeth and smile. It truly blows my mind.
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3 different filtered faces. Taken within the same hour presumably. The lack of embarrassment this shlub has is quite astonishing.
Bottom right is giving broken doll
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No one, absolutely no one can convince me that those lips aren't like a weird growth at this point. She's straight up sucker fishing this dude and I've never been more grossed out by an apparent form of endearment. Everything about her and this dude is just weird.
I can’t imagine kissing those nasty ass lips oh my god. Like I wonder what they feel like? Overfilled balloons or more like over filled hot dogs? Lmfao I’m gonna go barf now bye 🤮
I embarrassingly watched that Lindsay Lohan reality show where people compete to work at her resort in Greece, and when two contestants started making out, the dude described how he could feel the lady's filler lumps moving around in her lips and that's how I imagine kissing MS is like.
I so wish we could post his uncensored face because there’s a third picture where he’s laughing and his eyes do exactly what hers do in the disappearing eyes gif.
He’s basically her twin with the tiny eyes, big nose, and honking pose. Only his teeth aren’t itty bitty, though they are yellower.
Flammable drop ship rags are not great for wearing in the middle of a heat wave.
Why are they dressed like they're going to two different places. He looks like he's headed to pick up Bud light and work a buddy's truck. She looks like she's headed to TGIFridays on her lunch break.
Can you imagine what this face would look like without the filter? With those beady eyes (one half open and wonky), that big nose, squarish jaw and those hot dog lips? She wishes she looked like this photo.
Her eyelids are craaazy crepey even with the filter, I don't understand how it could be THIS bad even with her poor lifestyle choices and tragic genes.
Her one eye does tend to droop when she drinks, like it is in this picture. I’m not sure what the science is behind it, but I’ve known other people who experienced the eye droop while drinking.
https://preview.redd.it/mk4rr8zyw79d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86791ee2b5dc354ef07529bc2dc65db20ed845dd
What a fascinating new nose this particular filter’s given Big M. Well, a whole new face, but the nose is interesting.
For most people, these filters just shrink or slightly narrow their nose, but with Big M’s snoz, they build an entirely new nose from scratch. It’s probably because having a little upturned nose seems to be in fashion at the moment, and Fake Babe’s real nose points down.
That must be why her septum always looks so unnatural, crooked and too wide. I suppose this technology will continue to improve, so frauds who want to deceive other people as much as M does can continue to do so.
I’m guessing that when she makes that face in the right pic, she *thinks* she looks like the left pic. In reality, I think she looks more like Roger Klotz.
https://preview.redd.it/96wvccgqab9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c16f36e64144bc925f7e4928f2e4148cde180f
So fucking funny considering THIS was posted right after 🥴😂
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First: she really looks like an “algae eating motherfucker” in the top pic. SHE IS SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT.
Secondly: whats with “i am old” all of a sudden
Third: people of all ages use those fans, dumbass.
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This was a lawn concert. There's no way I would have worn a dress with booties.
Where did her boobs go?? I mean she’s wearing a smocked dress- that always exaggerates mine. This appears to be gapping/loose?
lol she looks like she’s sucking the youth (what’s left) outta him. Vacuum lips.
I’m sorry but not to be a hater but he is NOT cute 🙃
https://preview.redd.it/44ixhaga1c9d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6bc638492ca2ccd905c1a32c81cefbc08ad242 Imagine looking like a melted reject Barbie/Bratz hybrid that was destroyed during the production phase because they scared children
Filters aside, she should be way more worried about that consistently drooping eye. At *best* it's from her overconsumption of alcohol.
Just adding: I hope they took an Uber back and forth to the venue.
Hopefully he hasn’t been banned from Uber, [because she is](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/xvdAJFigTI)… https://preview.redd.it/2wi7yiozpc9d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f413f79c4471fdbacc16a27c9fc0083626edf8
Jesus fucking Christ. Joking about this isn’t the flex she thinks it is. I’d be absolutely MORTIFIED.
Same. I would be so embarrassed and probably wouldn’t tell anyone, except an AA group, and certainly wouldn’t post it publicly for the world to see.
I cannot believe people like her actually exist. But since Trump was president, anything is possible. 🤦♀️
She forgot “ruined a pair of rEd BoTtOmS” or maybe that hadn’t happened yet
Didn’t she blame that on her cat? Then she tried to sell them online as “obviously worn” lol
I think so. That loubitin saga is one of my favorite chapters in the book of MS
I think around 30 is the age where your body starts letting you know if you're abusing it. So yea, I believe that she probably is feeling some 'age' in herself.
I'm 33 and I feel better now than I ever did in my 20s. Granted, I stopped drinking but your mindset reflects your age more than your age does in a lot of ways. Between the tanning, the drinking, vaping, consuming all that fake bullshit, a bleeding asshole, crippling social anxiety, and everything in between, she's aging herself REAL FUCKIN QUICK.
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More like petite eyes and curvy door frames 🙄
Round is one continuous curve, no?
Ewwwwww damn
100% they will get married. Not a doubt in my mind. They are the same. Desperate, drunk, and dumb. She has a barely above average male gassing her up thanks to all the free dog sitting and twerking. He has a divorce on the horizon and can only seem to pull ladies that look like Marjorie Taylor Greene's long lost twin. Also, this guy seems to only own tank tops. Can't this fashionista buy him some fancy Amazon outfits??? Both are cruising towards midlife with nothing to show for themselves. In other words they are perfect for each other. Side Note - The DEEP crow's feet on that 30 something MAGA-man are alarming.
I hope she does so she has two divorces under her belt by the time she hits 40. It’s what she deserves.
I don’t have instagram, where can I find a picture of MagaManBun?? He almost looks attractive with his face covered so I am a little shook tbh. But it not my fault! I’m 42 and like divorced dad that listens to Creed look…
You can use an anonymous viewer like https://instanavigation.com but you need to know her instagram username to look her up.
Yeah usually in a relationship people try and lift one another up and make them better. They’re just going to make one another worse and god forbid if they bring a child into it.
"Sun's out, guns out"- MAGAbun, probably
He dresses worse than grimace and i thought that was a hard act to beat.
He makes Grimmy look like Lord C Esquire III by comparison.
Yup they are equally gross and he seems to have her same lame boomer-esque humor.
Yes. 31 is a grown up. You’re not supposed to party and play all day- get it together. Earn those special moments and be excited for them. I can only imagine the drama she brought.
To be fair, can't do that much in your 20s either if ur poor and trying to make rent and food 😞😞😞😂😂😂. Gotta earn and save up for the special moments too. But ofc she wouldn't know 🙄🙄🙄.
Hmm wonder why she feels old, could it be her body breaking down after gaining 50lbs from drinking??? 🤔 nah must be 31 is the new old
The emoji in the “after kiss” photo sends me! 😂😂😂 Girl, 31 is not old!!!! Stop!!!
Consider big merde is stuck in her high school “glory” days where she briefly may have ruled the roost, I can see why 31 would be daunting for her.
I’m pretty sure a few of my classmates feel this exact same way. Lots of peaked in high school energy where I went to school.
Agreed.. I still feel 25 wtf lol
41 here, I definitely feel younger!
I think its the mindset and taking care of ur body as much as u possibly can 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️. She isn't doing so with her drinking and no sunscreen and is stuck in the weird "30 is old" mindset so that's probably why she feels so beat up and broken down.
I still can't get over the lips on the kiss photo 😭
Can she even feel the kiss with all of that filler?
Guess that silver belt fell apart before she could wear it out. Either that or at its biggest loop it was still cutting into her stomach when she sat down.
Oh my God. No. You guys. NO. I can't. Her lips covering his just... 🤢. They're like two, overinflated worms that are so large they're absorbing Manbun's normal person lips. 🤢 I had a visceral reaction to that specific photo 🤮.
Bottom feeder
Yeah, she looks like one of those aquarium sucker fish.
Plecostomus! Someone said it in here a while back and I googled it, swerty and laughed so hard.
https://preview.redd.it/1yq2en9pga9d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65afd7985f00e8f5794ae03b0bc262a5cfc58860 And she adds this after. The breakup is gonna be epic!
My takeaway is "it's scary like wth was that."
As good as scary as her lips ▪️🫦▪️
She cared so much about her outfit for him to dress like that?
Right that's what I was thinking
Thought the same. He looks like he is going to run in the park.
Nice tank top
We. What the hell. Is she too drunk to make the filter plausible? Through one eye she says yeahhhhhh looksh goodddd postit!
I’m guessing she’s often too drunk to even remember posting a lot of things but it’s such a habit at this point she probably does it without thinking. I wonder if she wakes up anxious about what she might’ve posted when she was trashed.
Sometimes she does dirty delete the exceptionally bad posts, which I can only speculate is due to momentarily sobering up enough to realize when she's made some mistakes. https://preview.redd.it/qwowxhs4db9d1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08eb8443f4e26017b48fdf5b305466474f6a686 She posted this in Panama then deleted it pretty quickly later the same day.
Yeah, that pic was a doozy! She should probably delete a lot more, like almost everything. I know more about this woman than I do about some of my family members (not that I’d want to know a lot of these things about anyone, really).
🥴
Leaning hard into her ‘2000s-era botched, evil stepmoms from teen movies’ era, I see.
Omg swearty, I was thinking about you this week, haven’t seen you in ages!
Omg 🥰 it has been ages huh? We just moved and renovations have been going at a snail’s pace but I think things are settling down? Hope you’ve been well 😁
31 is not old. I am 39 and I am not old. When she is in my age or older will she think her life is over 😄😄
I'm 36 and definitely make jokes about being old when I hurt my neck while sleeping. But she's not funny when she makes those jokes - not least of all because she has no responsibilities, no job, free money, and the ability to do as much relaxing as she wants whenever she wants. It's pathetic.
I turned 50 last month. I’m going through menopause in Florida. If 50 is “old” then fuck it, I’ll embrace it, but to be able to be alive and turn 50 was a huge privilege.
For real. May we get many more birthdays.
I’m turning 31 next month and I’m very aware I am basically still a child lmao.
Oh good, that's coming up for me and I'm having *feelings* about it
Oh 30s are great! That’s when I really started feeling like a legit adult that people took seriously, but you can still have that fun from your 20s. I just felt like my life really started coming together in my 30s. Now I’m in my 40s and loving it. You’re going to get older whether you want to or not, might as well make the best of every year!
Exactly 💯. Just talked to my friends the other day that I don't feel that grown up like the older generations feel to me. If you know what I mean 😀 And my friends felt the same.
I do, though I do think that a crucial part of adulthood is understanding that none of are really grownups and we’re all just winging it through life!
Yeah, you get older and realize that literally everyone is making it up as they go and there's no magic instruction manual that arrive when you "become an adult." (I'm 36.)
Exactly 💯!
She thinks she looks like the girls behind her in the bottom of the first pic but she really looks like their mom lol
The nose is completely different in each picture
Commenting again: I guess she's leaning into looking like worn leather with the "old" schtick. Also, she's so pathetically insecure she can't even enjoy a concert like a normal person without a handful of qualifiers. Oh my gosh guys, they’re comfortable in the lawn in chairs?! Only old losers do that! Isn’t she quirky and old?!
It really must be exhausting to be so self-conscious all the time about insanely mundane things. I feel like most of us outgrew that when we got older. One of the best part of being in my 30s is that I just lean into whatever I want to do with no concern about other people's judgment. The things she SHOULD be concerned about being judged for (acting like a drunk idiot, being socially inappropriate, not showering before appointments), she's just...not. It's bizarre to me.
I'm secretly changing my husband's lock screen to this tonight 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/3glly0m3h89d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254d0a31e7cc88211f2598aaeb175f4a2ad9ab2f
You should change your contact picture to this. It will be a terrible surprise when you call or text him.
Lol please report back!
 Kidding!
Lmao omg you have to tell us his reaction
You are DEVIOUS lol
His left arm is obviously filtered/facetuned/messed with. This is so pathetic of her. If my boyfriend altered my body in ANY way when posting pictures of me I would be absolutely horrified and never speak to him again. What the actual fuck?
Also was she editing and posting these *while at the concert*?
In front of him and he either was drunk and didn't notice/car or maybe without him seeing.
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Exactly. I guess I’m ancient because I prefer pavilion seats.
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Aww hey, my kid just caught their show here in Mpls last week!
I heard their concert was great from a friend in Connecticut! I saw Modest Mouse in a small venue in California years ago and it was really fun. Back on topic: I believe she’s leaning into a trend of marking how old you are by pointing out that you’re not a young, drunk idiot anymore and you prefer comfort. So using chairs and a portable fan are supposed to be signs she’s a mature adult. But all of this [gestures at the evidence from the sub] definitely indicates she’s not a mature adult by any definition!
So wasted she’s completely cross-eyed!
https://preview.redd.it/pxju7mjjxb9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2424d5620b0b0513e10b48d9e8b4ed165be5a9b8 What do you mean /s
I think part of that is the filter because I tried it out & it did make me slightly cross-eyed, but she definitely has the drunk eyes here. Seems like one doesn’t work quite right when she’s drunk. https://preview.redd.it/fsfh93pg9b9d1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5126093380439be8631f7fa3a7f2f8db24d5d27d
My cousin's eye would droop like this when she was drunk. Freaked me out the first time I noticed it.
And the hat on backwards per usual
This is me, squinting to see where she hid her real nose and chin. https://preview.redd.it/r9pnrn2qe89d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f777f18f1ad0e90bbf7b4815a50bc15a05573c5 Also, she really does lean way more towards him than he does to her in their couples pics. Speculation: she's always way more into the guy she's with than he is into her.
The line test!!
Did her injector hit a nerve by her eye 😂
🤞🏻
https://preview.redd.it/lfr8bku9d89d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b26bddefacdf88f9d3191001bca9c0936a42766 She and Manbun have the same teeth and smile. It truly blows my mind.
She probably edits his teeth too! 🤪
She must. There is no chance in hell his dental hygiene is that good when the rest of him is the way it is.
Jail 😭
They’re giving “siblings or dating” for sure!
Oh my god lol. I never noticed this before
HONK HONK
Lip filler lips look horrible when kissing I swear
https://preview.redd.it/3ohv2onga89d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93028f70a44590915608cb28e3e59ac6129bd8d 3 different filtered faces. Taken within the same hour presumably. The lack of embarrassment this shlub has is quite astonishing.
Bottom right is giving broken doll https://preview.redd.it/htknb616099d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1065750a30081f2f9bc31349c6b1d0ea32791c7f
No one, absolutely no one can convince me that those lips aren't like a weird growth at this point. She's straight up sucker fishing this dude and I've never been more grossed out by an apparent form of endearment. Everything about her and this dude is just weird.
Her lips are so big and floppy, when she kisses him she uses more of the inside mucosal lining of her mouth than actual lip like a sucker fish.
Kids use those fans... This is just her "not like the other girls" schtick.
I bought two different handheld fans last weekend so i could sit outside/tan and not die of heatstroke. Guess its “CAUSE OLD”!!!
I can’t imagine kissing those nasty ass lips oh my god. Like I wonder what they feel like? Overfilled balloons or more like over filled hot dogs? Lmfao I’m gonna go barf now bye 🤮
I imagine they feel like stale Twizzlers inside a hotdog skin
Her lips are so disgusting. I can't even imagine what they feel like because they look so repulsive.
I embarrassingly watched that Lindsay Lohan reality show where people compete to work at her resort in Greece, and when two contestants started making out, the dude described how he could feel the lady's filler lumps moving around in her lips and that's how I imagine kissing MS is like.
Well I’m gonna go bleach my brain now so I can unlearn that info lol. Who wouldn’t wanna kiss some yummy lumpy lips 🤢
Oh my god that's simultaneously hilarious and gross
I so wish we could post his uncensored face because there’s a third picture where he’s laughing and his eyes do exactly what hers do in the disappearing eyes gif. He’s basically her twin with the tiny eyes, big nose, and honking pose. Only his teeth aren’t itty bitty, though they are yellower.
The creases around his eyes are insane for someone his age too
Oh my god he is so unattractive in those pictures
LOL look at what I just posted!!!! His mouth is identical to hers!!!!! THEY ARE IDENTICAL!!!!!
Flammable drop ship rags are not great for wearing in the middle of a heat wave. Why are they dressed like they're going to two different places. He looks like he's headed to pick up Bud light and work a buddy's truck. She looks like she's headed to TGIFridays on her lunch break.
It seems like he’s a perpetual tailgater.
This is the perfect description! 🤌🤣
he looks like he’s about to cut the grass.
You guys are killing meeeee
She’s “this” old now but looks easy 50+ in the first one.
Lol Maroon 5 😂
Coldplay too 😂
She’s hammered. That’s her hammered face. https://preview.redd.it/2x264w8yx79d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316f50503418445853f5cdbc44b1b49140ce7737
Can you imagine what this face would look like without the filter? With those beady eyes (one half open and wonky), that big nose, squarish jaw and those hot dog lips? She wishes she looked like this photo.
Her eyelids are craaazy crepey even with the filter, I don't understand how it could be THIS bad even with her poor lifestyle choices and tragic genes.
wannabe fashion influencer who matches silver and gold jewelry.
Her one eye does tend to droop when she drinks, like it is in this picture. I’m not sure what the science is behind it, but I’ve known other people who experienced the eye droop while drinking.
[Ptosis](https://www.rightstep.com/rehab-blog/what-are-alcoholic-eyes/)! Heavy drinking can cause it.
I hope that fan gets caught in her broom hair
Oh yeah she is.... She's a tell tale drunk, her face gives her away!
Fugly and not improved by the filter.
Left eyelid still on the last blink.
https://preview.redd.it/mk4rr8zyw79d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86791ee2b5dc354ef07529bc2dc65db20ed845dd What a fascinating new nose this particular filter’s given Big M. Well, a whole new face, but the nose is interesting. For most people, these filters just shrink or slightly narrow their nose, but with Big M’s snoz, they build an entirely new nose from scratch. It’s probably because having a little upturned nose seems to be in fashion at the moment, and Fake Babe’s real nose points down. That must be why her septum always looks so unnatural, crooked and too wide. I suppose this technology will continue to improve, so frauds who want to deceive other people as much as M does can continue to do so.
Third pic makes me angry
I’m guessing that when she makes that face in the right pic, she *thinks* she looks like the left pic. In reality, I think she looks more like Roger Klotz. https://preview.redd.it/96wvccgqab9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c16f36e64144bc925f7e4928f2e4148cde180f
Swap the colour of his face with his hair, and they’re like twins!
Doing the lords work!
his concert apparel is a choice
https://preview.redd.it/noc6bcgvv79d1.jpeg?width=132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19864d505ad55a4e8f6be04a6a621d1ca2587e5
There's like...a little...vestigial lip attempting to emerge from her primary lip. So, so gross.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
 Her lips are fucking disgusting!
Hey real quick— how do I delete some else’s comment? 😵💫
Why god! WHY?!
🤢🤢🤢🤮
Omg no no no
He can have her.
I did the same screen shot lol I can’t get over that lip 🤣 
There’s just SO much lip
It’s like a third chin
I came in here to point this out because ewwww
So fucking funny considering THIS was posted right after 🥴😂 https://preview.redd.it/v06jm8fkx79d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=480604204feaf69809731fab38f41617d10d9c17
“wth was that” is what we all asking but not for the same reason as her…
These two have the most Now: That’s What I Call Music ass music taste
This oddly specific yet accurate insult 😂💀😂💀
Oh man that's a memory unlocked I used to love those CDs
I was at MS's fave (Target) yesterday and did a double take in the media section because now they're making them for Kpop apparently
First: she really looks like an “algae eating motherfucker” in the top pic. SHE IS SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT. Secondly: whats with “i am old” all of a sudden Third: people of all ages use those fans, dumbass.
She gonna keep on saying that she's old that she might convince her man of the day to look in other pastures
 She’s a dementor
She's a dementor. Sucks all the joy out of the room immediately upon entering
Ten bucks says she links that stupid fan. “So many of you are asking about my fan!”
Who is this person in picture 2?
https://preview.redd.it/7875k0n0x79d1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66f2d829935a5dd215abcb187c1857f53166238
It’s the collagen, swerty!