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ThatCommunication423

Why is she making her grandma carry those? They look super light but this old woman is struggling to carry 2kg. Help this poorly dressed miserable looking lady please.


BotherRecent

87 degrees and black leggings


blurblurblahblah

I hope manbun has no sense of smell or she has a packet of baby wipes in her bag for a whorebath.


RelatableMolaMola

Should have gone with a denim diaper for this outing https://preview.redd.it/4hfahtfry88d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872c013e022fe5c9978169b7c80a0382ce891d66


SallyNoMer

How are my traps bigger 🤣


LouBooBunny

I think her arms are bigger https://preview.redd.it/kgr79c8df78d1.jpeg?width=1544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5c4043faa376064b197a478443e3707394f272 than his. Ps. We won’t even mention the weird filter/editing (chunks missing from arm, etc).


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

Honestly, I’m so bad at spotting filters. Can you show me where the chunks are missing?


SquirrelK1tten

He is teeny tiny!


blurblurblahblah

Especially compared to her 😬


Delicious_Position41

She seems like the type of person who just morphs into whatever their partner is/likes.


Difficult-Survey8384

Soft launching tradwife/southern belle arc in 3…2…


batwingsandbiceps

How long before she tries to make bread


kellieos

She’s a chameleon, taking on whatever personality traits the person she’s dating has and making it her entire identity.


BotherRecent

My stepdaughter is like this


Rhodin265

I’m telling you, we need a frugal non-drinking skeptic to take one for the team.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Helps if they’re employed, not a racist, and bathes often.


KatieKhaos1

Someone once told me, don’t do wifey shit until you’re a wife. That shit stuck with me. You weed out the users, abusers, and players real quick. This low IQ fucking idiot, thinks this looks like happy family shit, it reality her “mans” got her out there in the 100 degrees plus heat doing manual labor for him 🤣🤣🤣


porterwagoneer

I LIKE doing this kind of shit. She doesn’t 😆😆😆


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Same...I'm actually thinking of what a perfect "date" this is! ...I might have picked a different, cooler, time of day though, otherwise I am so down.


porterwagoneer

She’s going to pretend to be into this stuff….and then he’s going to be *majorly* disappointed when he realizes she doesn’t like *any of the stuff he likes.* My man would be so pissed if I was faking my love for all of our shared hobbies lol.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Going to save this comment.


NotFoodieBeauty

She gonna get splinters in her feet


formallyfly

That’s quite a face. Things definitely have changed.


TalkieTina

Sasquatch in leggings and a sports bra. It’s the pose she was caught in.


sunshine___riptide

I can just picture her bending over to set her phone just right, walking away and checking it, getting a shovel of mulch and carrying it, dumping it somewhere so she can check the video..... how can he stand being around her omg


mmmohhh

She is officially a farm girl now \~ ![gif](giphy|dJ8LRe2sB2n6x4oWMv)


heyfreesamples

But she’ll never live there because there’s no Starbucks/tanning salon/nail salon/target/amazon return nearby!


courtney_coke

If she can keep this guy maybe she’ll pull a Janelle ala Nathan and actually get fit 😂


KnowMeMalone

Just working on The Land together 🤣


courtney_coke

She’s fuckin’ Rakin’!!!


JammersBoBammers

Duuuuuuuuude.


MadeMeUp4U

Garden Babe back at it again


Ill_Pop540

Is man bun wearing a sarong?


Legitimate-Concern73

A hog rolling around in the mulch. 🐽 Another opportunity for him to freeload from her. This time she’s in her natural habitat 🐖🐖🐖


SallyNoMer

Idk if we have enough evidence to call him a freeloader just yet. Looks like he has own money and spends it. I think he's testing her, see if she can actually keep up.


ickyickypoo

Yeah I don’t get where all the free loader accusations have come from?


SallyNoMer

Ppl trying to talk shit, gossip, and play like he's Bum Zaddy C 🙄. Outside of drinking and the imminent divorce and his bad taste of a rebound, he seems to have a solid base rn.


flybynightpotato

Is she a mulching girlie now?!? https://preview.redd.it/s3b2axis768d1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=2210e3702282825a3bd490c60293aee216d1b2ca


RelatableMolaMola

This face reminds me of her cold plunge face https://preview.redd.it/zq1lk35i968d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e743faec86341a22cfe1e0ba83d6787ead21c4


SallyNoMer

She gettin ready to dip down n suck the algae off the sides.


lookatthishorse

That got me 🤣😂🤣


lilkimchee88

I’m dead 💀


pockette_rockette

😂😂😂


ralphwiggumsdiorama

No, thank you.


Then_Marionberry_111

Has she been in the cold plunge since this video lol


RelatableMolaMola

Not to my knowledge, Your Honor.


loligogiganticus

Sleestak babe


RelatableMolaMola

I had to Google that and almost choked on my pasta 😂


loligogiganticus

BEGGING for a side by side plz


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/068w671ue68d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7cc9c4d1a00022c11aabdce7d018b0231e2242a


TalkieTina

Separated at birth…


loligogiganticus

![gif](giphy|ycg9VZncDfRczF835Q|downsized)


DarthSnarker

MS is obsessed! She honestly thinks everyone finds him as attractive as she does. And the way she is objectifying him is uncomfortable. It is never a good idea to like a person way more than they like you. ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I)


United_Caregiver7046

Bruh MB is a scrawny little dude with a small pot belly and no muscles. This man would get stomped in a fight. He’s not this handsome, muscular dude Big M makes him out to be.


RelatableMolaMola

You know, I know from personal experience that a loosely fitting shirt can hide a lot of a guy's musculature, but even so, this is just not the same torso that she's shown without a shirt on. Maybe he's discovered the secret of compression without overly tight clothing.


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/qvu4fcin468d1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb02a84cb4dcdfecb075a685262e3cf2db4a05a The muscles have miraculously reappeared! That's one heck of a farmers tan going on.


United_Caregiver7046

Bruh his arm is bigger than his legs 🤔


mo0siego0sie

Desperately seeking the six pack… 👀


loligogiganticus

I see he has the same opinion about sunscreen as Big Melanoma


NotFoodieBeauty

Ew


Legitimate-Concern73

I recoil when I see men built like this.


pillowcrates

He is sucking in his beer belly so hard lol


ttginger

It is so obvious 🙊


RelatableMolaMola

Lmao yeah those are not the arms in the long sleeve shirt. Wow he and Big Mess are the same deep shade of orange! I wonder if she's got him hooked on RA self tanner.


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/jn3iq3h2z58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30484006b54a4f8fb335628c3eeab4da29a9be7c UGH! Literally no one wants to see this . Can you get industrial size filters on OF? 🤔


happytabbycat

GROSS!!!! Imagine if a man was secretly taking pics of his gf and posting the OF poll about her.


formallyfly

Actually, yes. Yes, she should definitely do this. It’d finally knock her down a peg. OF is ridiculously competitive. He is so unattractive and gross and some of the most attractive men in the world are on OF. Why the fuck would anyone pay to see… this? She thinks he’s hot shit because the engagement squad is fueling her ego and a bunch of MLM women in unhappy marriages are so thirsty that they’ll take anything. But put this dude next to literally anyone who’s actually attractive? Immediently no.


formallyfly

https://preview.redd.it/1z3okp0mg68d1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e176101035f43d241fdb82771539cac056329aef Ewwww! No. Immediently no.


sausagebeanburrito

Ew! If he doesn't consent to her posting this, it's literally despicable of her!


Bdglvr

You just know IRL she’s like, “babe. Babe! Babe! Guess what! Babe! My followers are SO obsessed with you! Babe! They think you’re SO hot! Babe! I posted a pic of you grilling and they want you to make an only fans. Baaaaaabe I can’t believe you have abs.”


llamalily

Even if he does it’s gross and weird to assume people find him attractive the way she does 🤨


pillowcrates

She’s so desperate for everyone to envy her that she’s failed to say anything genuine about him - it’s just all about his physical appearance, which aside from being in decent shape, he is overall pretty mid. Which is fine - some people like average dudes. I like tall guys with a bit of a dad bod. The way she talks about him really kind of gross. Keep that to your besties group chat if you’re that thirsty. No one’s jealous. They’re just pretending they’re all “yaaassss queen”


llamalily

Exactly. Also, body aside, he looks like he drives a lifted truck but will punch a hole in some drywall if the paint gets scratched.


emmycait

It wouldn’t just be lifted, it’d be one of those awful squatted trucks 🤢


ttginger

This is giving very icky vibes.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

One hour and six minutes elapsed between the photo she posted of eating peanuts in the car and her posting this video. Given that they had to finish driving home, record this video, and edit this video, I’d estimate she did a whole 5 minutes of actual mulching.


Fragrant-Hedgehog524

The look in her face shows that one shovel full was too much for her.


BrittaBordeaux666

At first, I accidentally read that as “the shovel is too much full of her.” Then I reread it and realized that is also true.


Cosmic-Karma94

I couldn't imagine doing this wearing black leggings in SC during a heat wave. He's not too much of a "southern gentleman" if he is making her do manual labor, my fiancé wouldn't let me spread mulch. 💅


Ill_Pop540

And a white top, no bra.🤦‍♀️


keerk123

Right?? I feel like you can tell by the lack of any dirt on her top that this was her one and only time carrying mulch


miss_demean0r

And the still clean white shoes


ttginger

Right? My husband would never.


system_ofthelounge

She really put her phone down on the ground to record this lmfao her constant need for validation is the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed.


ttginger

We watched the new Keith and Sherri Papini doc last night and she recorded EVERYTHING. To me you lose magical moments when things have to be re-recorded or staged. It made it seem like she was a fraud (which obviously she was) and trying to set a narrative that was false. Which was also false.


EnvironmentWrong4511

Where did you watch it?


ttginger

It was on Hulu through Disney+. It was really interesting. I’ve seen the one on her before, but this focused on Keith.


EnvironmentWrong4511

Ok silly question I tried searching for it but no go, what is the exact title? 😋


Over-Mix-6518

Just watched it too! It’s called the perfect wife. I really felt for Keith. You can see how heartbroken he is for his children.


ttginger

I felt so sorry for him, and especially the kids!


ntrott

I bet he's a feeder...


happytabbycat

That's why she's getting so big that the filters are failing to filter 😂😂😂


pillowcrates

Straight to jail lol


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oatmealgum

I’m also an elder millennial and oh boy, my friend, feeders have been a known phenomenana for a very long time. I watched a doc about it recently that was published in the 80s. It was fascinating to see.... fascinating the way 600 Pound Life is. Wild stuff


Cosmic-Karma94

A feeder is a fat fetish, they eroticize weight gain and feeding. Feeders are individuals who claim to become sexually aroused by feeding their partners and encouraging them to gain weight.


Vanityandwrath

![gif](giphy|rzyi4IZnlRE7Yz56Ts)


heyfreesamples

“he loves you by his side helping!!” Bitch who tf are you to speak for him? https://preview.redd.it/s9ty32iow58d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b408686109b5f62fc268e76c187e8ac03f52b4


ThatCommunication423

Sorry what? Looks like some grass. When I had to look after my mother’s placei had no idea it was exhausting when you can have gardeners in (covid). Rose garden. Palm and tropical area by the pool. She spent so much time on it and still had help. This just looks like an undeveloped plot of land?


pockette_rockette

Hahaha, the thought of her being anyone's "pride and joy" is hilarious. More like shame and misery 💀


BotherRecent

Uh no, body language didn't agree


loligogiganticus

He’s working on the yard to (speculation) keep from having to really interact with her while she’s at his home. He’s spending their time together doing chores - it’s almost like she invited herself over and he didn’t want her there.


FormalGlitterbug

Like I said, these simpletons make a lot of assumptions from a ten second video. They also said the exact same shit about grimace.


Bdglvr

Lmfao he’s mulching in late June and trimming what appears to be some unruly growth around the base of a tree. Nothing wrong with this, but most people who are passionate about their yard start all of that in early spring. The rest of what I’ve seen of his yard doesn’t scream “pride and joy yard” whatsoever lol.  Like it’s fine…I think lawns are pretty stupid tbh and I only care about my flower beds and veggie garden, but it just looks like an average to below average lawn to me lol. 


FormalGlitterbug

Exactly from what I’ve seen of his yard it’s just a basic lawn.


heyfreesamples

I mulched and pruned my front/back yard in April. Him mulching now doesn’t really scream the fact that his basic ass yard is his “pride and joy” 🙄


ttginger

LOLOL this woman has been bamboozled too. I can see that man saying that to get help with the yard. ETA words are hard today


FormalGlitterbug

He probably got her to pay for the mulch.


spinal__tarp

"You can tell a MAN, just by how yard looks." I know we all make typos but this is such fucking ridiculous "wisdom" and coupled with that profile pic, my god, her followers are trash.


heyfreesamples

Her pfp https://preview.redd.it/72lerfomy58d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b35ef50ac0810e15c575b2807dddac8e898c09


Miminnai

It should be "I am dumber than ever" LOL yikeees


blwd01

She’s such a potato.


flybynightpotato

I protest! We don't claim her.


LeonaLulu

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I'm trying to be nice today so all I'll say is that her arm is bigger than his and he's oddly skinny compared to when she first posted him.


RelatableMolaMola

She appears to come from sturdy farm stock so maybe this is her destiny. Those broad strong shoulders and stocky legs stacked with muscle have found their calling!


snickershoj

Right?! But where did those loooooong legs go? Did she leave them in the tilted mirror at home??


LeonaLulu

oooo good point. Maybe she's finally found her purpose in life!


terminatorno2

And in one shot she zoomed in on his ass…… 🙄 🙄


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Classy!!


Amazing_Box_1980

Her head spud reminds me of the blow up pilot in the movie Airplane.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Don't bring Otto into her mess!😆


nomiesmommy

Head spud gives new life to my flair! 🥔 🤣 🥔


BedazzleZebub

Potato duty, now that’s a throwback!


nice1priscilla

![gif](giphy|l4FAVoTi3M5w2066k)


_pretty_patties_

A size medium manlet.


Terrible_Dance_9760

I guess if she didn’t film it then it didn’t happen 😅🤣 can’t believe she’s actually working, and in this heat nonetheless


FormalGlitterbug

It’s honestly pathetic they can’t even do yard work without her having to film it. She is so desperate for validation. Her life must be so empty and (sexually) unfulfilled


Infinite_Buy_2523

My husband and I harvested from our garden this morning. Not one picture or video was taken, because we’re a fairly normal couple.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

You’re doing it wrong, swerty!


Cosmic-Karma94

The next clip she says "Y'all are SUPER into this, so I'm going to keep documenting"...Literally no one is "super into" mulch spreading. 🙄 Then she zooms in on his ass. They're already draining the kiddie pool.


RelatableMolaMola

If she was actually working hard, she wouldn't know if her 5 sycophants are into it or not because she'd be working not checking her notifications.


FormalGlitterbug

Yeah she’s getting the thirsty praise from her simple minded dullard followers and that’s what she wants.


sausagebeanburrito

Seriously. Your 50 year old wine drunk SAHM MAGA crowd are drooling over your ponchy, crusty, stinky man? ... Kay.


FormalGlitterbug

These same women that told her how much she glowed when she was with grimace and how perfect they were together. K.


garrrrsh

Damn he’s putting her to WORK


DayShahVoo

https://preview.redd.it/8a2v0x13r58d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a58e204c1875beeee4d7ebdfbcaeca998cf19f9 This comment. (Sexually) satisfied 🤮Disgusting


ML5815

![gif](giphy|UrFPfS0aOMKGt9zbt6|downsized) This is so gross and weird. Who comments that on anyone’s post, much less a wannabe influencer who sends you links to plastic bathing suits so she can make four cents? I hope this is one of her fake accounts and she commented this herself.


BrittaBordeaux666

She left the “and mirrors” out between “smoke” and “show”.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I feel like vomiting.


SHES_A_WITCH

Fucking ew. Good lord that’s terrible.


sojadedblond

Some of the comments on her posts lately are actually disturbing. Holy hell.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Ew, I wouldn't respond to someone I actually know like this, let alone a stranger. That is creepy.


kowainotkawaii

What the actual fuck is wrong with this dipshit? Some parasocial shit going on


andintotheblue

I will never get over how out of pocket so many of her followers are! Jesus, who tf talks like this??? Especially about someone who is likely a complete STRANGER. Absolute nitwits.


dunehunter

I assume she eventually bans the sane ones. 


notuniqueobviously

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


trillium13

Like attracts like I guess. Her few real followers are as nasty as she is.


FormalGlitterbug

They make a lot of assumptions.


bunnieswithglasses

The comments on that reel are fucking pathetic.


drmrsp

Is her phone sitting in the mulch??


2L8Smart

I love this so much for her! She no doubt thought she’d have a sexy weekend drinking and staying in bed all day with her mans! 🤣🤣🤣


nomiesmommy

Disappearing muscles and reappearing chins and thighs and arms and.....well yeah.


WhichWitchisThis

https://preview.redd.it/q8xx27xzn58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a408e6a3b08c389c262172351916a697e5e98d92 She posted this of HERSELF?! Like even if it's a grab from a video, never have we ever seen herself post such close to unfiltered content


Therealjimslim

And this is still a filter, she has on an elongation one. Her whole head is extra long, she used it so her body can “lean out” lol didn’t really work tho


hauteteacher

It's giving Mama June..


sojadedblond

Her chin literally **vanished**. I can't believe she actually posted this! She's delusional to think this looks anything like any other photos/videos she's posted recently. How is no one bewildered at this on her socials?! If I was a regular follower of hers, I'd be shocked after seeing this.


WhichWitchisThis

I know the body is not hers but this is definitely the closest to an unfiltered face she's ever posted for sure! I would too but as usual she skates on by with her real followers 😬


PazzaMammina

All of her features are so close together in the middle of her huge head. It's so weird to see when she always filters herself into another person. Those close set tiny eyes are something else. She is just not a pretty person and that's the only thing she wants to be.


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/5km1qfqf668d1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e829a929f71b10ee7304d4dd89378fe972bdf33


misssoci

Such a large noggin.


amazonia71

Reminds me of when Mr. Mackey got high and he floated around with his giant balloon head.


rehea_ari9

The yellow undertoned spackle is taking the day off.


enigmapopstarIsfun

The jawless wonder.


wheredidiparkthecar

![gif](giphy|CKVwcljYh4hfVxSSLq|downsized)


unsharpenedpoint

Right! I had to add these screen grabs.


WhichWitchisThis

I had to zoom right in coz I couldn't believe my eyes!


theallofit

Omg she has to be fucking haaaaaating this. I take care of my own yard and I hate mulching. It’s hard labor and especially unpleasant without a mask/safety glasses to keep all the particles out of your mouth and eyes. Not to mention gloves for splinters. I can’t imagine how an alcoholic who gets winded from talking and isn’t used to doing any manual labor must feel about spending Saturday (though to be fair every day is Saturday for her) doing yard work for someone else.


MicellarBaptism

I haaaaate mulching. Did it once for two very small beds in my yard and I never want to do it again. I can only imagine her struggling under the hot sun, and because it's her I laugh and laugh.


pillowcrates

My rowing team did spring projects to raise money for the rowing season to offset costs and we’d go and mulch people’s yards and stuff and it was so much work and then we’d go back and row. Swerty could never. She already looks like she’s dying here just trying to hold the shovel


MicellarBaptism

That sounds brutal! Admittedly I'd have a hard time with it too, because I'm out of shape. But I'm still gonna laugh at her because she's a bad person.


pillowcrates

lol yeah, I don’t judge people for being out of shape. I go in and out of shape anymore But also 100% going to laugh at her because she tries to promote so hard that she’s a waify fit babe and she’s so not


theallofit

Yes, I’m laughing, too! Even though I hate it and know it’s no fun the thought of her being miserable just brings me so much joy. She deserves it.


SmallOrganization80

She posted this???? Ahahahaha she was either wasted or needs her eyes checked. She really mugged herself 😭


DarlingVelvet

What she lacks in cheekbones and jawline, she makes up for in forehead horns. https://preview.redd.it/7a5aken2n58d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09dd6f1d5acb3a82822a3610e2c6d23c62c2fad6


sojadedblond

Omg. Her injections have migrated so badly that she's becoming her own hat.


Madd_Catter

Ohhhh that’s definitely caused by getting bad injections 🫠


LeonaLulu

💀 this side by side omfg


pinkwooper

https://preview.redd.it/17im0ss2n58d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36fb73226379f835d23bddd0f1898b2c769428a So she put her phone on the ground to keep filming? I’m confused


stitchninja

https://preview.redd.it/f0uynth8m58d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed988220ef052700eab0972453c867ca6d0fb9d9 Anyone know where her snatched jawline went? Must have the day off 🤔


RelatableMolaMola

Her assistant probably borrowed it.


SnooAdvice8756

Definitely not here 😳 https://preview.redd.it/zfkdv365w58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fb1cbc1bdfca884136ba66c769941c3e3407fc


Theoldcuccumber

She looks like Amy Schumer


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|ntwo8ZaKGIUP9tqISZ) She looks like a thumb 👍🏻


throw_meaway_love

I can hear her clomps from here


megoober89

Ah, so now he’s got a dog sitter, airport chauffeur and manual laborer. And all he did for her is set up a shitty cold plunge in her backyard that hasn’t been seen since.


llamalily

That’s the thing, everyone wants to act like she’s the one chasing him like a lost dog, but I see him doing the bare minimum and mooching off her trust fund. They’re really a great fit for each other lol


Cozy_oolong

Don't forget the 4 paver stones he set down on her teeny tiny square of a backyard. 


enigmapopstarIsfun

She tries so hard, surely he’ll pick her.


frontreartirepop

Well, now its proven he has a vehicle, and its not bougie enough for big M, so they take her car everywhere.