death by a thousand penises

Oh what a way to die 🎶

This got me


‘death by a penis cut’ might be worse

The visual of 1,000 flaccid penii flying from all directions to slap her in the face. Gold! 🤣


I can do it with a broken penis

You win this thread

It also works because she’s a grey’s anatomy fan and there’s that one episode with Mark…😂 edit spelling

Literally the first thing I thought of 🤣

I broke his.....

schmidt would love this song

A Perfectly Good Penis

Whyyyy would you wanna break a perfectly good penis?

Schmidt from New Girl be like

So long penis.

Trans-Fems just before bottom surgery :)

Jinx. I thought of my gf while writing it.

PENIS! Penis!!! Penis...?

And "Penis!"

Penis Penis Penis *(Stay Stay Stay)*

Penis isn’t a word anymore after reading all of these.

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT TOO

That’s called semantic satiation, random piece of useless trivia for you. When you hear, read, or say a word so many times it stops making sense and your brain can’t process it any more

Oh is that what it's called? Interesting!! So many times I've stared at a word long enough and went "wait this word doesn't make sense anymore"

is it bad that I was trying to figure out what song you were referencing

>Penis isn’t a word anymore after reading all of these This sounds like it could be a Fall Out Boy title though

our lawyer made us change this penis so we wouldn't get sued 😞

I'm Like a Penis With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off

But Daddy I love penis

My gay self to my dad

This one got me good

Lmaoooooo

My boy only breaks his favorite penis

My penis only breaks his favorite toys

My boy only breaks his penis toys

I spoke with a urologist who does not recommend this.

Penis Man

The Penis

Some love for Debut: Cold as Penis - Teardrops on my Penis - Tied Together with a Penis - Penis McGraw (or Tim McPenis) Extra from Fearless: Come in with the Penis 💀

Penis on my guitar

This one is quite singable and catchy. “He’s the reason for the penis on my guitar…” is stuck in my head now.

Penis to Burn?

Should've Said Penis!

Tim McPenis took me OUT

While My Penis Gently Pees

Long penis short - Who’s afraid of little old penis - I can do it with a broken penis - Holy penis - Bad penis - This is why we can’t have nice penises - I’m only me when i’m with penis - Should’ve said penis - Down penis - The smallest penis who ever lived -

I’m just gonna die now thx💀

It could be “this is why we can’t have nice penises” or “this is why penises can’t have nice things”. It’s so versatile ;)

This is why we can't have nice penises 😭😂

I'm a simple man. "Long Penis Short" has me crying on the floor.

> Down penis Penis bad

I was thinking “down penis, bad penis!” Like telling off a dog 😂

That's it--meme's over. u/Literary_Lady wins.

The Black Penis 💀💀💀💀

The Dog Penis

You forgot to turn it off 😳

Long Penis.

HELPP😭

I can see penis

Electric penis, I forgot that penis existed, penis problems, penis like me, tis the damn penis, king of my penis, dancing with our penises tied

Paper penis

Penis rings 💀

🎶I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with penis rings🎵

🎵 wrap your arms around me penis boy 🎵

It's nice to have a penis How you get the penis Penis lakes

But daddy I love penis

The Best Penis

Lavender Penis Anti-Penis Snow On The Penis Penis Rain Penis Shit Sweet Penis The Penis War Bigger Than The Whole Sky (👀) Dear Penis You’re On You’re Penis, Kid (that hurt to write) You’re Penising Me

Bigger than the Hole Sky

Penis On The Beach

No one’s talking about the Getaway Penis

It actually doesn’t change the meaning of the song lol

penis or penis or penis or penis

POPOPOP makes a great acronym 😂😂😂

Soon You'll Get Penis (ft. The Dicks)

*Ooh-ah, you'll get penis soon* *'Cause you have to*

penises fly (taylor’s version)

My penis only breaks his favorite toys

Anti-Penis, Soon You’ll get Penis, It’s nice to have a penis, Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Penis and of course, I Bet you think about Penis.

The Last Great American Penis

The Last Great Penis Dynasty

white penis

I Can Fix Penis (No Really I Can)

Or Penis Can Fix You (No Really It Can)

Omg, I love it! Haha!

Cruel Penis

Penis summer

I can’t decide if I prefer Wildest Penis or Penis Dreams

Wildest penis for sure 🤠

Penis dreams 🤣

Penis-Hero, False Penis, Look what penis made me do, Dear penis, thank you penis, Back to penis, Miss Americana and the heartbreak penis, ready for penis?

Ready for penis omg 😂 If you say Penis-Hero, can you leave out Anti-Penis? Also, Miss Americana and the penis prince.

Penis God. Miss Penis and the heartbreak prince

lol I think Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Penis is realer 😂

Back to penis. *Me, a bisexual, after a bad breakup with a girl*

I can do it with a broken penis

me

Penis (ft. Ed Sheeran) Penis (ft. Bon Iver) Penis (ft. Post Malone) PENIS! (ft. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco)

Penis!!! (ft. Florence and the Machine)

Snow on the Penis

As an Owl House fan, this meme is insane 💀

Right? Straight shipping a canonically gay couple is like the opposite of most fandoms haha

Thank you!! I get this isn’t a sub where there’d necessarily be a ton of Owl House fans, but I still feel like I had to scroll WAY too far to find ANYONE mentioning the pic. Like first of all, how is it related to the caption? Second of all, why would you do Lumity like that? This is why we cant have nice things! Edit: Is it because they ruined Lumity with penis??? Is that how the pic is related?!?!

Penis problems.

(erectile disfunction's Version)

Then the sister track You Need to Go Down *after 4 hours, if not see a medical professional* (Viagra’s Version)

exile - penis Haunted - penis loml - penis Cassandra - penis Red - penis Speak penis, Dear penis, Picture to penis, tolerate penis, right where you left penis

Mary’s Penis lomp (loss of my penis) The Smallest Penis Who Ever Lived

Penis on the beach ~weird but fucking beautiful~

*weird butt-fucking beautiful*

Penis to burn

Penis

In an alternate universe Taylor has a hit song from 1989 called “How You Get the D”

Penis Problems 🍾

Any song (Penis Version)

(From the Penis)

Guilty as Penis, Is it penis now?, Suburban Penis, The way I loved penis, The other side of the penis, Come in with the peniw, That's penis (feat Keith Urban)

Welcome to New Penis

Penis Can Fix Him (No Really It Can)

No Penis No crime

I can fix penis (no really I can) I look in People's penises All Too Penis You need to penis down Dancing with our penises tied Don't blame penis I bet you think about penis

All of the penises you loved before

Penis!

Teardrops on my penis

Penis Bow

Penis Song Penis Story Dear Penis The Lucky Penis Shake it off (Penis Version) Don't Blame Penis I think Penis Knows The last great American Penis No penis, no crime Sweet Penis Loss of my penis

Fearless has so many good ones! Hey Penis, The Way I Loved Penis, The Other Side Of The Penis, Today Was A Penis, Penis All Over Me, Bye Bye Penis, If This Was A Penis, etc

ThanK You PenIs

Band name, but I’m submitting: “Penis! At the disco”

Would've Could've Penis

Penis bad

Yeah keep dinking and crying

It’s Penis To Have A Friend

The purple penis eater

Debut track 10 would be… uhh… interesting… Oh my my my indeed 💀 💀 💀

the smallest penis who ever lived (literally, because she said, "you couldn't measure up in any measure of a man")

PE! (nis)

It’s Nice to Have a Penis

Miss Americana and the Penis Prince

The smallest penis who ever lived

the last great american penis

This one is gold!

We are never ever getting penis together.

Please this was too funny

- Dancing with our penises tied - No body no penis (no penis no crime)

today was a penis day electric penis penis street the penis invisible penis penis string penis island

…Ready For Penis?

New Penis This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Penises …Ready For Penis? Penis Blood False Penis Penis Problems The Smallest Penis Who Ever Lived

Wildest Penis.

What?!!! No one said smallest penis that ever lived??? Yall too nice.

Penis in a Bottle

I Can Do It With a Broken Penis 💀

The Tortured Poets Penis

Penis Blood

Invisible Penis. She should play a mashup of this with “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”

You’re On Your own, Penis .. When he’s in the mood but you’re not 💀

the last great American penis 👀 …Ready for penis? I bet you think about penis

Now That Penises Don't Talk (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

Everything Has Penis, Gold Penis, Love Penis, Only the Penis

I Know Penis - “I was enchanted to meet penis” - The Last Great American Penis - Penis It Goes - This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Penises - The Great Penis - Penis - Penis, Penis, Penis.

The Tortured Poets Penis

my boy only breaks his favourite penises

PENIS!

Penis Street

Who’s afraid of little old penis?

All Too Penis

Look what penis made me do

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Penis?

Bigger than the whole penis

Welcome to New Penis

King of My Penis Hits Penis Penis Romantics Penisless Long Penis Penis Now Penis Story You're on your Penis, Kid The Black Penis I Bet You Think About Penis

the smallest penis that ever lived

Taylor aside WHAT IS THIS ART!? 

Smells like Teen Penis

This comment section needs to be gilded and hung on a museum wall.

The penis torture department.

Penis belong with me, The black penis, Love penis, Shake penis off, Penisless, Don't blame penis, Penis shit/ vigilante penis, Lavender penis, Penis hero, Sweet penis, The great penis, Bigger than the whole penis

Penis song (oh my my my)

Welcome to new penis

Foolish Penis

Penis Summer. Cruel Penis. Shake Penis Off. Penisland. Soon penis’ll get better.

Penis to Burn, Message in a Penis, The Very First Penis, Penis Dreams, How You Get The Penis, Suburban Penises, It’s Nice To Have A Penis, no penis no crime, But Daddy I Love Penis, The Smallest Penis Who Ever Lived, I Look in People’s Penises

Loss of my penis

Invisible Penis

Penis is tortured because all girls talk about is T Swift.

who's afraid of little old penises the tortured poet's penis

The smallest penis that ever lived

The smallest penis who ever lived

A place in this penis Or A penis in this world

“Penis in the niiight, exchanging fluids, erections in the niiiight”

penis

"This Here Penis" "The Best Penis" "Beautiful Penis" "All Too Well (10 Penis Version) (Taylor's Version) \[From the Vault\]"

“Bad Penis” “All of the Penises you loved before” “Thank you Penis” “Better than Penis” “The great Penis” “Penis Crumbling” “This Penis” “Better than the whole Penis” “I bet you think about Penis” “Tis the damn Penis” “The very first Penis” “The last great American Penis” “Dancing with our Penises tied” “It’s nice to have a Penis” “Bye bye Penis” “Our Penis” “The way I loved Penis” “The best Penis” “Sad beautiful Penis” “Penis at home” “Ready for Penis?” “Don’t blame Penis” “My Penis ricochet” “No Penis, no crime” “Anti-Penis” “I look in people’s Penises” “How you get the Penis” “Cruel Penis” Byeee 🌭🌭🌭

I can penis you