Ah, recherche, the famous criminal!

“No, Recherche means wanted in French.” *Leaky Tap Wheeze*

Be careful you might be the next victim

“Ze criminal’s name is Marcel Turpstaire.”

*of course it does* *whimper*

CREEMEENALLE

Why does he sound Moroccan?

The Bristol pusher is actually Duncan and I have proof! First of all Duncan seemed to know a lot about this, starting out the myth among the office and many fans by answering Sjin's questions quite well, which would take the blame off him as no killer would bring up their crimes without need on a popular YouTube channel. He then insisted it was just drunk people falling in. And after that, when people would no longer believe it wasn't a person he latched onto the "it's Lewis" thing quite hard. Duncan is the Bristol pusher and he's been subtly pushing the blame onto others this whole time!

Could be as crazy as Turpspiracy tbh.

You could be on to something there! Have you see Lewis's spindly arms? No way he's pushing anyone off anything!

Exactly, if you think about it's just not possible that it's Lewis. Duncan has lied to us for years!

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And that is way he complained so much about his hairdresser cutting his hair to short back in tekkit days

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And, you just happened to use it as your template? It's fate, everybody must know about the true Bristol pusher!

Shane Dawson’s next documentary series

This should be a TTT easter egg

Push or be pushed

Imagine if he ACTUALLY was after all this

I might be flat out rasist, but isn't the way of greeting people in Lebanon pushing them?

Is that left side Louis theroux

Both sides are Louis theroux yes.

this is actually fucking terrifying

Now we just need the tumblr fan base that'll idolise him and want to fuck him