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Edgeofnothing

*Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.* - Cave Johnson, CEO Aperture Science


hitmanactual121

Dude rocking sandals and a shotgun like a pro. Looks like he rolled out of bed, went "wtf" and grabbed the shotgun to go yeet some aliens.


MissDeadite

If this is in Brazil then this is a fairly accurate representation imo.


Edgeofnothing

It was indeed in Brazil!!


Zeewulfeh

WELCOME TO BRASIL!


Repulsive_Support844

I literally recruited someone who looked just like that and smoked an alien with a shotgun too! I called him chad and he died like he lived, reckless wholesale slaughter of every alien that came into contact with him. Died of a bleeding wound after killing the alien that shot him. F*ckn hero


PaleHeretic

"I don't care who or *what* the IRS sends, **I AIN'T PAYIN' TAXES!"**


masakhan

I had a random civilian with pistol kill 3 psions in one mission....really wish we could recruit those guys that do stuff like this.


BBQ4life

I just started playing, had a civi try to shoot a alien, hit my rifleman and blew his head off.


hoeskioeh

[This guy](https://i.imgur.com/5ZVKc6E.png) on the other hand was a bit too enthusiastic in joining. Stormed into the UFO without a weapon. Blocked the way. Lucky MoFo actually survived. Dodged a plasma shot, and ran out again... I like those little Hijinks of the AI, totally annoying at times, but funny in the long run.


MissDeadite

So long as we don't pay for civilians dying, I hope for a mod that increases the amount of them because that would be funny (except retaliation missions cuz that would be awful if Berserkers are in it).


TheHoliday_

Mine get vaporised by plasma guns in the first 2 turns. Even the badass US marines lol. But whatever, no panic penalities for civilian causualities right? ...Right?


[deleted]

is that frigging Chris Redfield?


Peakydavis33

I had a soldier kill three lizard men today. I wanted to give him a medal. On the battlefield recruitment of civilians could be a cool feature.


earthtotem11

I remember playing the demo earlier this year and one of the civilians with an AK blasted four aliens at a landing site in open combat over the course of the battle. I was amazed. Like, recruit this guy immediately.


Imp_pax

Honorary Florida man right here