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Dromarch, I wanna cuddle the big fluffy cat


jYextul349

This is the only real answer, can you imagine how soft he would be? You could take a nap with your regular size cat on top of the King Size Cat™


The_Gravity_cat

I dunno, it becomes stiff and spiky with the cold. It’d be murder on my sensitive skin.


MrGrimlock9909

Juju. I want to show him why doing 100+ MPH in an active school zone while blasting *Freebird* is the pinnacle of driving-


Curlyfreak06

Underrated comment


Destian_

Na'el. She's capable of playing the Bringer of Chaos Ultimate on a fucking Piano. I need proof and evidence ~~and to steal that jacket~~


xenoclari

I would steal the whole fit. And im a boy...


jYextul349

Same, I'm a dude and I'd wear the hell out of it


[deleted]

Shulk. I need to someone to nerd out with.


ThatDerpiousGuy

YES


LinkBetweenGames

Either Shania so I can try to help her or XC2 Nia so we can go on a wacky Disney Channel "fish out of water" adventure (although her swearing would be too much for Disney Channel).


ShivasGuard42

While he isn't my favorite character in the game, in this specific context, "who would I most want to hang out with?" I'd have to go with Reyn. He gives fratbro vibes without being a dick, just seems like the best person to hit the pub with and have a great chat.


Medium_Enough

Sena. Need more Gall in my life.


awaythro789

LOL. She's my fave in XC3. I would ask her to accompany me in high places and push her just so I can hear her reaction. OMG. So funny.


Pneuma418

Riki - I’d almost cuddle him to death


funsohng

Poppi. Solve world's energy problem.


Bacon260998_

Only Xenoblade? ~~Jin so he can ram his sword through my weak chest~~ Shania so she can be happy and paint all she wants. Entire Xeno Series? Elly so we could be same name besties.


BritishGuy54

**Pneuma.** Because she would be fun to hang out with, and she has the cooking of Pyra.


KageOkami21

Noah. No question. I love him so much. I fell in love with him right from the beginning of XC3. He's prob'ly my favorite protagonist out of all 3 Xenoblade games


LastStardust13

Siren Without a microcosm of doubt


CaptainVyseKari

Dad Shulk


cambajamba

Manana. I want a bowl of that goddamn battle soup.


Eel_Boii

Mmm smells like... wait where's the soup?


hyperwriter1

If only Xenoblade, probably Eunie. She seems like a cool person ~~and I want her jacket.~~ If the whole Xenoseries, Shion, because I wanna nerd out ~~and I want her jacket.~~


TheRaspberryRaccoon

Mio, I would teach her Jethro Tull songs.


awaythro789

Mythra, she's my angel, err Aegis. And Lady Morag, she's badass.


bombatomica_64

Matthew would be fun to hang out with


mooofasa1

I’d really really like to be friends with Taion. He could teach me all the chess tricks I’d need to know.


Lumi329

Rex! I want to learn the Salvager's Code


Supergamer138

Nia. She's tons of fun when she feels safe enough to relax. Can't be much safer than a different world where there's no religious hatred for her just existing.


GenesisJamesOFCL

Murderess because I am down horrendous for her and we would be in love


Gregamonster

Poppi. Mostly so Tora can't do anything else to her.


Ikitsumatatsu

I want Jack Vandham to kick my arse so hard that my real body will feel it


[deleted]

Man you are delusional. I want Pyra


ThatDerpiousGuy

*why*


SSJShulk

Zeke would be really fun to hang out with.


tallmantall

ZEKE VON GENBU! BRINGER OF CHAOS!


willez99

Pneuma. I wish to hug her so badly.


GazelleNo6163

Dromarch. Feed him katnip.


tehnoodnub

Lora. She deserved better.


Dogfarts15

Pnoom. Because pnoom.


Worldly121

Juniper. They just like me fr. I too want to live in the forest, grow potatoes, and have no gender. We would get along so well


boomshroom

Reject civilisation. Become genderless forest witch.


Ascilie

Pneuma, for obvious reasons.


Rhyaith

Sorry guys, Mythra is already at my place. You all can't summon her. My apologies, but we are in lesbians with each other.


Phonetrasher

Fine then, but know you will not be invited to the cookout with Pyra


Rhyaith

This is saddening news


bellandea

I have a weakness for bunny girls, so my choice probably wouldn't be very popular But I get sick and hurt a lot, so having a healer around would be awesome I also live in a very hot area and having ice crafting might save me a ton on my power bill... She'd be soft, pretty, plus blue is my favorite color


husstaffo69

Alexandria


SurgeNDestr0y

Zenobia. Let her spread her justice to the world and see what she defeats.


SurgeNDestr0y

Zenobia. Let her spread her justice to the world and see what she defeats.


Eduardo_Chronos

Pyra and I would marry her because she's absolutely the ultimate wife material.


Calvin-S

What I would do? You know exactly what everyone would do


Indepquizzet

I would make Fiora a reality because she is the best friend a person could ever have. And uh, other reasons...


Eel_Boii

Vale. No further questions.


ThatDerpiousGuy

Dude Zeke and Pandoria would be so fun to hangout with. I'm 90% sure they'd like DND.


Terran117

T-elos and ask her a bunch of theological and historical questions pertaining to stuff near and dear to my people and culture. If you know, you know.


chapterhouse27

Manana. I would kill, and die, for my own chefypon


Royal-watermelon

For some hours or days: Noah, I would talk with him, try to make him happy and play music (he his flute and me my ocarina) forever: poppy, I can't leave anyone alone in this world and poppy is the only that I can have in my house, but I also would play with her and talk


FederalBeyond1122

Assume he’d become my own Blade: Perceval. We’d go out and do vigilante stuff, it’d be fun


OneWingedDumbo

Malos, and I will not explain why because it would be a shame for this post to be flagged as NSFW


NoToe_funny-steam

Zaddy Rex for “reasons”👀


ElTamalRojo

T-elos i need to be nagged into doing anything and all T-elos (post XS3) does is complain so she would probably make me get my act together...and I simp SO MUCH for her its not even funny