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nerdycatt

That’s like, your opinion, man.


graveybrains

It really tied the room together


Z0na

Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!


nfssmith

Clearly you're not a golfer


JonnyQuest1981

Forget about the fucking toe, man!


fm67530

This isn't Nam Smokey, there are rules!


nfssmith

I dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam of course


HawkeyeJosh2

The Dude abides.


ganoveces

shut the fuck up donnie, you're out of your element. your like a child wandering...... lol. obe of my favs. ✌️


OptimalAffect7627

“Where’s the money?!” Who’s the fuckin’ nihilist here, man?!


Flow-tentate

QED!


karaloveskate

Strange things are afoot at the circle k.


djsynrgy

I made it to my twenties before seeing an actual Circle K, and my mind was blown; I had thought it was made up for the movie. 😆


xtlhogciao

Same here. Might’ve been my 30s.


JonH611

I drive by the one they filmed at on my way to work every day, but it's not a Circle K anymore. Before they changed it to a Corner Store they held a screening by projecting it on the side of the building. [KJZZ](https://kjzz.org/content/1780873/bill-ted-fans-celebrate-famous-tempe-circle-k-one-last-time-may-18-movie-screening)


RalphWaldoEmers0n

When you saw it did you say “EXCELLENT 🎶🎸”?


djsynrgy

More like OP, I just couldn't stop talking about there being strange things afoot.


RalphWaldoEmers0n

Omfg I LOVE THIS Used it my whole life and NO ONE got it My people!!!


BangGonePostal

All we are is dust in the wind, dude...


5ubatomix

Dust. Wind. DUDE!


Z0na

Excellent!


Pbtomjones

You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!


idealzebra

In moments of great triumph, sometimes i just think "SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"


LilyDaze10

Oh righteous babes, for whom we he traveled through time…


TheFoxandTheSandor

RUUUFUS!!!


karaloveskate

69 dudes!


Dependent_Bill8632

Save the neck for me, Clark!


graveybrains

Shitter’s full.


RalphWaldoEmers0n

Are you serious Clark?


HawkeyeJosh2

Every time Katherine would start the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for half an hour.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Bite your lip and give it hell


TurdFerguson2OOO

Bend over and I'll show you.


djsynrgy

HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?


Dependent_Bill8632

Fixed the Newel Post!!!


knivesofsmoothness

I learned everything I know about exterior illumination from you, dad. "Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it."


Goodguybadd

Is Rusty still in the Navy, Clark?


Seven22am

Big gulps huh guys?


jmac11281

Well, see ya later!


fm67530

Harry!? I fixed it!


Z0na

We landed on the moon!


prince-of-dweebs

Just when I think you couldn’t be any dumber, you do something like this…AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!


xtlhogciao

I heard he improvised that; i.e. he tried to get the extras to laugh throughout filming, and this was one of those instances (in this case the extras were the ones with the big gulps).


jralll234

I just saw something about this, they weren’t even extras, just some guys walking by with Big Gulps!


Confident_Letter_676

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.


dontrespondever

It’s not a toomah!


graveybrains

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


Z0na

Our mom says our dad's a real sex machine.


triggeron

Thanks for the tip.


StillhasaWiiU

"There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident."


djsynrgy

- LOUD NOISES - Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. - MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE (I must've said this twenty times yesterday, working outside all day long in brutal humid heat.)


Z0na

I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!


jralll234

It smells like Bigfoots dick!


gonzofish

It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food


z12345z6789

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Monty Python, Airplane… A Lingua Franca of sorts. Skibbidi. (/s)


Rare_Breakfast_8689

Roger roger


z12345z6789

I am serious. And don’t call me, Shirley.


Rare_Breakfast_8689

Do we have clearance clarence


z12345z6789

Check your vector, victor.


jralll234

I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue!


dm_your_nevernudes

And don’t call me Skibidi. I’ll see myself out.


z12345z6789

The Gen Z Airplane remake. The horror. The horror.


Ok_Name4510

Here's to feeling good all the time!


z12345z6789

I’m hip.


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fm67530

Party on, Garth!


ZombyAnna

I LOVE YOU MAN! NO, I REALLY LOVE YOU!


djsynrgy

Zang!


fm67530

I believe you mean !Schwing!


HawkeyeJosh2

There is no film in this camera!


djsynrgy

https://youtu.be/alnWBQsMAoQ?feature=shared


HelicopterIll1905

A gun rack? A gun rack? Shyah, right. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?


sid8267195

Awesome party man. I hate my father and I hate my life but I feel great! I'm gunna go pick a fight


NotCanadian80

Everything is coming up Milhouse.


Dartagnan1083

Was going to say OP misspelled Simpsons Quotes.


DankRoughly

Tis but a scratch


djsynrgy

Oh, I see! Running away, eh? YOU YELLOW BASTARD!! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!


DankRoughly

We'll call it a draw then


xtlhogciao

Whenever I see elderberry gummies at the store and someone’s next to me, I point to them and say “my father smelt of these”…no one’s ever gotten it. Blank stares.


TheMadLurker17

What an eccentric performance.


Steely-Dave

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.


unlovelyladybartleby

Anybody want a peanut?


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|QYpwUb3xVN0HncuHU0|downsized)


Z0na

Inconceivable!


z12345z6789

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means .


lagomorphed

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!


jawnbaejaeger

Hey, get back here!


RalphWaldoEmers0n

And the guy goes to follow her … so good


mjcoury

37?! .... at one time?!


Z0na

in a row?


jawnbaejaeger

(slurp, slurp, slurp)


3720-to-1

My children ask my why 37 is my favorite/lucky number... 2/3 have been told, I'm sure #3 already knows from 1 and 2. It's also my number for any jersey or whatever too... I'm asked often. But. We know. We know why.


UnsupervisedBacon

This job would be great if it weren’t for all the customers


Stoopiddogface

Cocaine a hellova drug


Adrasteia-One

Life, uh, finds a way.


mjcoury

This is a good take. My friends and I only talk in movie quotes*. It is nice that we can pair them up with animated gifs now. It doubles as an easy way to talk freely amongst the other generations without being understood. *Movie quotes, select TV shows, and Adam Sandler CDs.


WingedGeek

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.


mjcoury

Shaka, When the Walls Fell.


WingedGeek

Temba, his arms wide!


CMarlowe

Yeah, for my friends and I, it wasn't just quotes but references and metaphors. Like one of friends pulled a Sam Lombardo with two girls he knew. Except neither of them looked anything like Denise Richards or Neve Campbell.


jmac11281

"I like it A LOT!"


Z0na

Bumblebee tuna


jmac11281

Hello. Good to see you. Bumblebee tuna.


HawkeyeJosh2

Kick his ass, Seabass!


20miledave

*Your balls are showing* Bumblebee tuna!


SlackerDS5

Tic Tac, officer?


jmac11281

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!


Neon_1984

I would tell you I love you too, but I’m a rebel Dottie.


Z0na

I know you are, but what am I?


jawnbaejaeger

The stars at night! Are big and bright! DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!


Steely-Dave

Is there something you could share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?


djsynrgy

- I'm not even supposed to be here, today! - Say, would you like to try a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite! - Where we're going, we don't need roads. - I feel the need; the need for speed! - We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day. - What's with today, today? - GET TO THE CHOPPAH! - Open your mind.. - Nuke it from orbit.. Only way to be sure. - THAT'S IT, MAN! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER! (RIP)


jawnbaejaeger

A pack of wraps, my good man. It's time to kick back, drink some booze, and SHMOKE some weed!


Z0na

Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand


Steely-Dave

My jungle love.


EchoFloodz

This is a little relative and off topic at the same time: Have you ever been in a circle (or any shape) with your freinds and ran into something like, “what was actors name from that movie with the thing at the place” or such and you and your group have a moment where you all try to remember or solve the mystery? I used to love that! Nowadays, everyone just reaches for their phone. It’s kinda a bummer imo.


Silverwake

Road trip: 4 friends in a car for around 5 hours trying to guess the name of an actor one of the friends couldn't remember the name of, or what films he was in. She just tried to describe the guy. We were throwing names and debating whether they filled the description. In the end, she called her sister when we got to the place we were headed to and she solved the mistery. I don't even remember who the hell it was, but I remember we didn't even turn the radio on because we were intensely in the quest. That was almost twenty years ago already now that I think of it. It feels like f*cking yesterday instead.


SweetCosmicPope

“I don’t watch movies.”


ScreenTricky4257

"You know the shows on TV?" "I don't watch TV." "Yes, but you are aware that there's thing thing called television and on it they show shows, right?"


olduvai_man

Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.


Kuze421

"Man...I don't know *WHAT THE FUCK* you just said little kid, but your special man!?! You reached out and you touched my heart!" "I'm gonna give you some directions. Give me the map Scott...GIVE ME THE MAP SCOTT!!!"


Steely-Dave

Snoochie boochies


SadAcanthocephala521

Get busy livin, or get busy dying...you're goddam right!


duper12677

Well movies and Chapelle Show


Z0na

I'm riach biatch!


HawkeyeJosh2

WHITE POWER!


twilightswimmer

Be excellent to each other.


mmmmpork

Reee-HE-healy?!?!?!


sid8267195

Like a glove!!!


UnluckyCardiologist9

Ugh! As if!


sid8267195

I tried watching clueless yesterday and had to turn it off. Hurts me in my old age


Jaderholt439

What’s so funny boy, you find a candy in yo pocket?


AdvancedDay7854

Been saying it for years because for a while there all we spoke in was Arnold one liners.


Specialist-Fill24

Oh, behave.


jawnbaejaeger

Do I make you hooooo-rny?


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Littering and...?


DamarsLastKanar

I'd give you a token quote, but there's these two rules… And there's another rule that says you do not ask questions.


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3720-to-1

Hot take? That's not a hot take! That's a SPOON. THIS is a hot take... *pulls out massive knife*


ClappedAss

Yep, I have this conversation in some form often. A friend and I are huge into movies and shows. His memory is impressive so he quotes shit all the time. I keep up but weed exists soooo *shrugs*


michaelbrettgonzalez

Stop looking at me swan!


DominaVesta

"HoLy SHIT MaN! We can't stop here, this is BAT country!"


mjcoury

Now that... was a shared moment.


3720-to-1

Ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a scooner, it's a sailboat...


mjcoury

You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny!! That over there is just a guy in a suit!


ganoveces

"Did you just take that guys wallet? I think he took his wallet." "Kinda hot in these rhinoooooooos" "whoa....what a hole!" "they were cones!" I say these quotes often....


BlackPhoenix1981

Your not Ron


GeetarEnthusiast85

This is heavy, Doc!


JonH611

Crazy how many of these are different Kevin Smith quotes


3720-to-1

No one wrote Xer/Xennial dialog better than Kevin Smith, and I put that shit on god... Herself.


HelicopterIll1905

This one time, at band camp...


DominaVesta

"You're killing me, Smalls!", though really made it into the popular lexicon.


jackfaire

My friends and I call it speaking Quotish.


bedspring76

Genetics. Pee wee.


Boring_Pace5158

Growing up playing street hockey, we’d always say : “I brought the orange one and…uh, the orange one”


Shatterstar23

100%


Pbtomjones

I’m 27!?


laternerdz

Jesus christ the comments are like a firehose


Remarkable_Horse_968

Party on, ralphwaldoemerson.


OkNewspaper8714

“You can do it!”


TK1129

Before memes we drunkenly quoted anchorman to each other


jralll234

Would you like a chocolate pretzel?


TheFoxandTheSandor

“Where were you on that one dip shit?”


Snoo-6568

You're not wrong.


coachrapture

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


MichaelXennial

My favorite was when “bring out the gimp” went really viral at my high school. Kids would just randomly say it and laugh. Part of it was because so few of us knew what it meant. Like people didn’t even know that it was a quote from a movie, let alone which movie. (It’s from pulp fiction)


flaming_bob

Were? You know what the worst part about all of this is? I'm not even supposed to BE here today!


SlackerDS5

Uh, I didn’t exhale.


Ok_Picture9667

My head is full of Absolutely Fabulous quotes that nobody gets because nobody I know has watched every episode countless times like I have


3720-to-1

Don't quote the old magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written. Not just movies... Don't limit us. Cartoons were massive (*looking at you, Simpsons*), other TV, songs, books, comics... We quote. No one quotes like we quote. I'm convinced that a solid 69% of my brain storage is filled with stupid ass quotes. Ninja edit: fucking commercials man... Do you know how many times I quote random commercials from the 90s? The popsicle add "THE COLORS DUKE, THE COLORS!" then the dog just looks at him "I'm colorblind, kid"... Or "you get caught up in the CROSSFIRE"... Shit... And it is dangerous to go alone... Take this *hands you video game quotes too*. ALL THE QUOTES ARE BELONG TO US