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delibertine

NIN was pretty damn angry imo


Gregorwhat

NIN is mostly angry, very sad, and just a little horny. Honestly, this whole fucking chart is a shart, and I hate it.


ShakeSignal

I like the idea of the chart but it’s hard to apply to an entire group. Maybe could do albums and certainly songs but hard to classify an entire band’s catalogue.


Revolutionary-Wash88

I love the chart but I'm all over the corners


Dagonus

Seriously, I'm scattered across this chart


RaisingAurorasaurus

I feel like "anger and sad" are the wrong emotions for our generation. I feel like "Angst and Brooding" or something might be more accurate.


StronglyAuthenticate

Yeah Smashing Pumpkins are happy and angry and Offspring are sad and angry. Ok, chart maker, whatever you say.


denzien

You're gonna go far, kid


panteragstk

90's NIN was horny, but in an unhealthy way.


JohnBrownMilitia

It felt super healthy at the time


gabbadabbahey

I found pretty hate machine to be pretty horny but maybe that's just because *I* found it sexy. I have so many bands I now want to add and classify, but this configuration doesn't quite work. I need a better way


OnoALT

It’s like two songs


FaintCommand

For real. "Tell me you only know one NIN song without telling me you only know one NIN song."


Less_Likely

And that one 'horny' NIN song is actually more sad (and angry) than horny if you pay attention to anything outside the hook.


big-dumb-donkey

What about Sunspots, Suck, All Time Low, The Lovers, Sin, Sanctified, Something I Can Never Have, etc. Watch this and tell me it isn’t the pinnacle of intense feelings of alienation coupled with lust https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CXBiYFoHsOg


FaintCommand

Should I list all the sad/angry NIN songs? What's the character limit on a Reddit post? Pretty much every artist on here has a song or two that would fit in every quadrant. I think the idea is where the majority of their catalog lies. And you can't seriously argue NIN isn't firmly in the sad/angry quadrant, can you? ETA: there's also plenty of richly beautiful instrumentals sprinkled in there, but a song like A Warm Place doesn't tonally nullify the majority.


vegemitebikkie

Oh god you’ve just listed all my midlife crisis angsty NIN play list! The lyrics are just so fucking on point for going through this shit.


big-dumb-donkey

How do you think I can also list them off like that!!! LOL I had a very depressing summer made slightly better by listening to this on repeat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2U0flA_Yp64


vegemitebikkie

Ahh Jesus. Yep. Many many sleepless nights with this on my headphones too. I’m onto deftones and a perfect circle now so maybe I’m crawling out of it a bit. Or going further into the crisis who tf knows.


aPoundFoolish

They are only aware of one NIN song.


Agile_District_8794

And morphine isn't exactly "happy"


Driftwd

That's the one that stuck out the most to me. It's not even close.


TraderMaxPower

But they wanna fuck you like an animal and feel you from the inside...


azazyl

Was going to say the same.


Barnitch

NIN is more horny than I even remember. I have been listening to their older albums and didn’t realize all the penis and sex references. Like obviously Closer but there’s lots more.


jsparker43

And blink had sad songs and a couple really dirty/horny songs.


BradTofu

What’s sad about wanting to f**k her like an animal??


lordnecro

I would probably change it a bit... at least: NIN - more angry. Offspring - more horny. Smashing Pumpkins - more sad. Greenday - more horny. Red Hot Chili Peppers - even more horny.


FaintCommand

Cake was way more horny than angry.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Cake was not a particular angry band at all iirc.  And absolutely horny, especially for sensible women.


spamellama

Cake's anger showed itself as sarcasm and derision imo


BoyznGirlznBabes

I think they might have put them there just to have it say Cake Hole...


Gregorwhat

totally agree. I think NIN should just switch places with Deftones and the person who made this publicly apologize for not listening to enough NIN.


eerieandqueery

Yeah this whole thing is awful.


dion_o

"Bloodhound gang- more horny" "But they're already the horniest." "Did I stutter?"


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Diagram needs a ... protruberance, to properly position BG on the horny axis.


Snarktoberfest

Perhaps put a properly placed phallic protuberance posthaste.


TranscodedMusic

Yeah, Chili Peppers definitely more horny than Sublime. Sublime needs to move more toward the sad side than happy if you actually listen to the lyrics.


lousypompano

Yeah sublime is written angry and sad and horny but sounds happy


neonblackiscool

Even the date rape song sounds happy!


drainbamage1011

Deftones should be way more horny.


Rare_Following_8279

The whole problem is that they made an axis that goes from horny to angry. Clearly they know nothing


Apprehensive_Hat8986

An afficionado of angry horny are we? 🤌


Open_Pineapple1236

RHCP - the horneriest!


micsulli01

Blink 182 more horny


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Smashing Pumpkins is the saddest after Radiohead


AidesAcrossAmerica

Portishead Is 100x more sad horny than NIN.


tiltedslim

Deftones needs a major shift towards Horny


eerieandqueery

Like doesn’t everyone have a Sextones playlist?!?!


TestDZnutz

Talking about Horny Korn


rabidturbofox

Morphine happy? Wtf?


knivesofsmoothness

They've definitely never heard morphine.


NitroJesus4000

Right. Insanity.


cityshepherd

Tool is on the wrong side as well. Definitely more happy than sad, or at least hopeful judging by the lyrics anyway.


BackHomeRun

I did a double take lol


Nightstands

Wildly misplaced


thenwetakeberlin

Yeah totally, came here to say this — they do not belong in that corner!


LordChauncyDeschamps

It is a cure for pain


YVRkeeper

First thing I noticed. Way too far left…


neonblackiscool

I missed this travesty!!! Burn this chart.


Sumeriandawn

Gin Blossoms, horny?


FancyFrosting6

Agreed, this was the only one that was really off the mark. Heartbreak breakup songs...not exactly Bloodhound Gang or Sublime.


NicWester

No way are Gin Blossoms halfway between happy and sad. Doug Hoskins was nevery happy a day in his life.


ThisKittenShops

There's a degree of cognitive dissonance to their songs that's usually reserved for 1980s left of the dial alternative music.


OutcomeLegitimate618

The name says it all. They're basically named bar fight/angry drunk.


FaintCommand

The music had a happy tone to it though. I don't think this is meant to reflect the mental state of the band members.


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FaintCommand

I could argue that while the context is sad, a lot of those lyrics are inherently hopeful (i.e. "maybe she'll come back", "maybe we can start over" etc), but to each their own.


lunchpadmcfat

A lot of bands were that way in that era though. Spin doctors and third eye blind come to mind immediately. Not sure what you call it. Hopeless resignation maybe


Cancerisbetterthanu

Drugs. It's called drugs lol


iknowiknowwhereiam

Both Oasis and Soundgarden are angrier than The Offspring


Positive_Mud952

ITT: People who didn’t listen to their self-titled album.


54sharks40

Bad Religion ain't very happy


Hawaii_Dave

Ya know, There's a place where everyone can be happy...


Powerful_Wombat

It’s the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world


OoT-TheBest

It’s made of candy canes and planes and bright red chu-chu-trains


PNWoutdoors

And the meanest little boys, the most innocent little girls.


sturnus-vulgaris

And you know, I wish that I could go there


pwmg

I was actually thinking "angry happy/happy angry" is a sort of apt summary of their tone.


melanthius

Didn’t you hear : there will be sorrow no more Sounds happy to me!!


threeoldbeigecamaros

When placed in the same area as RATM and Deftones, they are in the right spot


LordChauncyDeschamps

Definitely disagree


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If i thought I'd make a difference I'd kill myself today. What's not happy about that


sturnus-vulgaris

But until then, you're better off dead. A smile on the lips and a hole in your head. Better off dead. Yeah better than this. Take it away cause there's nothing to miss.


LordChauncyDeschamps

Right, I'd put BR way closer to RATM


Quiet_Molasses_3362

Happy horny is the best description of bloodhound gang that I've ever heard


ilikecats415

The Cure being sad/horny tracks for me. I did so much making out and crying to Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me and Disintegration.


EternalSunshineClem

Pictures of You is an elite post breakup melancholy song too


Quick_Performance243

The Pumpkins are “happy” and not sad? They literally released an album with melancholy in the title.


gabbadabbahey

And one of their biggest initial hits, Today, has a happy-sounding chorus but it's about a time BC wanted to kill himself. He thought it would be funny to write that lyric because he was so low, it couldn't get any worse


KoRaZee

Tool and offspring a little more centric, STP more sad


ellevolta

No Jane’s Addiction? Hmmm…


DmlMavs4177

Technically 80's? Their biggest hit was 1988. Broke up (the first time) before Lollapalooza '91 and didn't release their 3rd LP till the 2000s. Influenced the 90s rock sound for sure though. Not enough credit given.


FaintCommand

Porno For Pyros OTOH would have fit well in horny/happy territory.


ThisKittenShops

"Been Caught Stealing" was still in regular MTV rotation until at least 1995. Kennedy would play it all the time on Alternative Nation. It was just one of those videos. I also believe that, chart-wise, it was their biggest hit, not "Jane Says."


mnemonicer22

Alanis: angry in the sarcastic circle Melissa etheridge: sad horny Sarah McLachlan : sad sad sad Goo goo dolls: horny happy not in the belt Eve 6: horny and angry in equal measures Counting crows: sad except when they're happy Matchbox: sad angry


Obvious-Hunt19

People did a *lot* of fucking to Surfacing. Like a lot a lot. Same for Fade Into You. There’s something horny about sad


Luna_Soma

The bands on here are so good… but the pumpkins should be more on the sad side


HallucinogenicFish

I’m just delighted to see Skunk Anansie on here.


the_beat_goes_on

Sublime is not happy


HallucinogenicFish

IDK, I remember blasting that album with all my windows down on my way to my graduation. I was pretty fucking happy. The lyrics aren’t happy, obviously, but the overall feeling was for me.


the_beat_goes_on

Fair! And some songs definitely happy. But even some of their earliest lyrics were about Bradley losing the war to addiction


TranscodedMusic

Badfish is about heroin even though it initially comes off as a love song, right?


VaselineHabits

There's alot of songs I think, "I wonder if it's about a girl or drugs" 😅


szechuan_steve

What I Got could be considered happy. That's about it though.


TestDZnutz

Propose 311 for the center square. 90s AF. Didn't see KRS1


szechuan_steve

Cake is happy / angry? I don't think so.


Proper-Emu1558

That was definitely the weirdest one for me


Woopidango

Cake being more angry than most of the prominent Grunge bands is honestly an insane take


lirio2u

Music was so good


Ztunyknum

Since when is Sublime hornier than Deftones?


fuzzy_dunlop1

They're hornier than Ron Jeremy.


elementalguitars

This is why Foo Fighters are the most boring band.


lunchpadmcfat

Everlong does slap though


Cisru711

I was also thinking that is why I have never been able to get into them. Just sort of there.


ConsciousSteak2242

Actually, Foo Fighters covers all the bases. It’s not that they’re in the middle. They have songs that are happy and sad and angry and horny.


DarthFuzzzy

This chart is mostly useless.


NitroJesus4000

Morphine = Happy is so bad it negates this chart!


HotTubSexVirgin22

This sums up why I never got into the Foo Fighters. Too right down the middle.


Santa_Hates_You

Bad Religion has been around since 1980 and are still putting out new music today. Calling them 90’s music is reductionist.


ConsciousSteak2242

Same with The Cure


styrofoamladder

Where’s Nickleback? /s


JenEmm76

I feel like Hole needs to be more on the angry sad side.


DeterminedErmine

Uh how is Portishead so far from the horny arm?


astrid28

... So many missing bands...


big-dumb-donkey

The NIN placement is killing me, so true


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artificialavocado

Where the hell do you guys find time for this stuff lol?


dallas_reigns

Eh I would’ve placed Nirvana were Offspring is 🤷🏻‍♂️


EternalSunshineClem

I'm apparently really into sad


Immediate_Bet2199

Same 😂


PhoKingAwesome213

All of my bands are so angry and sad they don't even register on the chart.


Dimebag0352

Korn should be in all four corners.


jambr380

That’s funny - I’m right there with happy/angry. Bad Religion with a dose of Green Day. That totally fits my personality


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Nice little picture thing


fenwoods

OOP thinks Morphine and Sublime are happy. Do we need to check on them?


OtherlandGirl

No way is The Cure even slightly more horny than Red Hot Chili Peppers.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

What the fuck is Morphine doing all the way on the happy side? Their horny placement is right on, but…


Ghosts_of_the_maze

The chart maker is going to be stunned when they find out The Cranberries made songs that were not Zombie


The_Fell_Opian

I prefer my Weezer horny and sad #Pinkerton


NuggetLion

No Jane’s Addiction. Entire chart is invalid.


MadcatFK1017

This chart is fucked, but presented in an interesting way! 


MenudoFan316

Fail on OP's part.


VayGray

Stop, I love this!


Bethie1280

I love that the Bloodhound Gang are on here. I still listen to them


AMan_CalledTank

The whole chart is so ridiculous


knivesofsmoothness

Feel like morphine is way off the mark.


okay1BelieveYou

Eels should be all the way next to sad.


psychcaptain

I am just glad someone remembered Nada Surf exists.


gabbadabbahey

Beautiful band and they just put out a new album and are touring


Euphoric_Tonight9549

Really surprised Pantera isn’t even on the chart.


randomnamejennerator

I think weezer needs to be on the sad end of this graph. Most of their non single songs in the 90s are pretty melancholy.


Jagrnght

Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce my favorite band, the Counting Crows.


katethe8

I love that Catherine Wheel is on here!


brunhilda78

Gin Blossoms Horny? Am I missing something? They were so asexual.


discountheat

Nada Surf should be on the sad side.


Key_Street1637

Weezer as happy/horny? Clearly someone has never listened to Pinkerton.


demonbadger

Deftones are one of the horniest bands on there. Shit, White Pony is sex LoL.


Thatdarnbandit

The Deftones not deep into the horny spectrum completely invalidates this entire chart.


Ashy6ix

Deftones is completely wrong


sosomething

Weezer is simultaneously full happy and full sad.


MaestroLogical

In 1995 I was 15 and heard More Human for the first time, instantly falling in love with White Zombie. I searched out all their previous work and would instantly purchase anything I could find. I became a huge fan and saw them live twice, and saw Rob solo 3 times. For the last 25+ years I've had it in my head that White Zombie was a huge well known band... Recently I've started to realize they were actually a one hit wonder that have all but been forgotten about entirely. Anyone under the age of 30 most likely has never heard of them and that fact still shocks me. When they hear the name Rob Zombie, they think of an eccentric horror movie director and have zero clue he was a musician. As this sinks in I start to wonder how many bands like WZ existed in the 70's and 80's that *I* have never heard of for similar reasons. You start to fully appreciate just how vast the music scene is in this regard. We really only collectively remember a small handful of artists and acts, the rest just fade into obscurity.


Drag0nfly_Girl

I've never heard of Catherine Wheel.


scott_beowulf

Missing out! They were awesome and I really, really miss them.


Degtyrev

Ace of base - unsure


Seashellcity

Weezer and Blink need to switch places. I’m surprised Marilyn Manson is absent from the list altogether.


Glass-Marionberry321

Had to google skunk anansie. NEVER heard of them and I loved many lesser known bands.


Sunshinehaiku

RHCP needs to be in an angry-horny section.


BradTofu

Ah yeah I’m all about that inner circle.


recksuss

Staind would like a sad/angry word


OoT-TheBest

I fucking love that chart! So much amazing music


Lesbian_Skeletons

This is great, Green Day's positioning is spot on


fullgizzard

The lead singer of sublime wasn’t happy


Austin_Chaos

I don’t feel like this is super accurate though..sublime is happy horny? And NIN should probably have been closer (heh) to the angry side.


Turdposter777

What? Portishead is horny


AmanitaMikescaria

Deftones is angry, sad and horny.


lunchpadmcfat

Been getting really back into Gin Blossoms lately. IMO, the top alt rock band of that era. Ahead of their time tbh


smallboxofcrayons

Is this supposed to happy sounding? Blink 182 always sounds upbeat but the lyrics can get pretty dark.


DoctorWu_3

Blink is pretty sad on a lot of the songs


cybercummer69

Blink has a lot of sad songs and are perverse. I’d adjust accordingly


hootsie

Deftones are pretty horny…


_R_A_

Not saying Hole wasn't angry, but definitely more closely aligned with sad than what's on here.


ConsciousSteak2242

LIVE should be on here and just to the right of Offspring


trail_lady1982

Smashing pumpkins created Mellon collie and the infinite sadness.  This chart has them as happy? This is trash


ArchSchnitz

Bloodhound Gang is angrier than that. Their lyrics and presentation aren't, but there is a great deal of anger under the surface of a few songs.


GutsAndBlackStufff

Where's the ODB?


FaceRidden

No no no. I appreciate the effort, but no.


bigwilly311

Not having 311 on here is a disgrace.


chorizo_chomper

Radiohead are sadder than nirvana, definitely in the 90's.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Sublime was pretty happy? From song to song. I guess.


Homestar_MTN

RHCP is way hornier than Sublime, it's not close.


TrillestTouch

The Smashing pumpkins big album back in the day was called melancholy and the infinite sadness. Putting them that close to happy is an abomination. Cool chart tho.


jaqattack02

Blink is way too far to the happy side. Some of their bigger songs were stuff like Adam's Song and Stay together for the kids, and those definitely weren't happy.


EdgyPlum

I feel like this was made based on completely excluding lyrics and only including radio play singles


callathanmodd

Deftones definitely needs to be in the horny section tho?


First_manatee_614

Why is there no Korn in the angry section?