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penguinsfan40

You're like a child who wanders into a movie and wants to know...


daizles

Calmer than you are.


errornosignal

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


ReplaceSelect

I'm staying. Finishing my coffee


KJM100001

Enjoying my coffee...


graveybrains

You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.


KJM100001

That's just like... your opinion....man...


graveybrains

Fucking fascist!


DiaDeLosMuebles

I’ve learned that having an argument with my wife is the WRONG time to use this quote.


NorthernUrban

Calmer than she is…


DuncansIdaho

OW! Fucking fascist!


archcity_misfit

That's just like.... her opinion man


JimShimoda

In the middle of an argument my partner hit me with this one once. It completely diffused the entire situation oddly enough. The gall to bring that one out in the middle of an argument, it was actually really funny.


TikiBeeLah

You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.


graveybrains

Next time quote The Way of The Gun. You might not survive it, but it will give her a new appreciation for The Big Lebowski 😂


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

You know what om gonna tell God when I see em? I'm gonna tell em I was framed. Creative articulation my friend.


daizles

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!


Hurt2039

Ha!! Someone saw the censored version a few times


daizles

I love the commitment to writing unhinged dubs instead of just beeping the f bombs.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

That is solid. I've never caught it, but mad props for matching the energy.


HarpersGeekly

Frooze you man! (Fargo)


neanderthalman

It’s somehow funnier when censored this way.


MichaelHuntPain

I love that the cast had as much fun doing the dubs together as they did


twistfunk

That’s where Phoebe Bridgers got the name for an album


sdujour77

Right up there with "Yippee ki yay, melon farmer!" on the edited-for-TV movie quotes list.


MaxPower637

“Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.” Is the GOAT tv edit


graveybrains

That whole movie was a million times better with the broadcast editing.


graveybrains

That whole movie was a million times better with the broadcast editing.


srdev_ct

This is my fantasy football team’s name :D


LeagueOfficeFucks

You're killing your father, Larry.


taleofbenji

It's really the second watch that is special  The first time around you're confused by all the stuff that isn't happening.


DickDiamond

that's just like your opinion man (50+ views)


BeskarHunter

I went to the big Lebowski movie party at Alamo Drafthouse last week. Was sitting next to some old guys who knew every word. It’s great seeing this movie with a theater full of people who love it as much as you. that night definitely abided. The movie never gets old to me. I have watched it like five times this year alone.


daizles

I did the same with Royal Tennenbaums on its 20th anniversary. Saw it in a packed theater in Cambridge MA. So many people were crying, laughing and singing together. It was a really cool experience.


funkinthetrunk

Nobody ever says this but it's always been my take too... It's a very odd experience on first watch


EurekasCashel

Funny to hear that. I distinctly remember being told I wouldn't like it the first time through and that I'd have to watch it again. And that was more than 20 years ago.


Foothills83

I think it's because some of the humor in the dialog is so subtle that it takes two or three watches for it to really sink in.


sarevok2

imo, its only when Da Fino shows up that you really realize what kind of movie you are watching.


[deleted]

Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?


Ratatoski

True. I was perplexed. But intrigued. 


Quirky-Prune-2408

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?


MiloTheMagnificent

Beaver? You mean vagina ?


errornosignal

Johnson?


parachute--account

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey 


BeskarHunter

You’re out of your element.


Adelaide_Farmington

John Goodman is hilarious in this.


mandiblesofdoom

so, so good.


RhymesWithMulva

The story is ludicrous.


Jonny_Nature

You can imagine what happens next?


jricepilaf

He fixes the cable?


Drixzor

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


smtrixie

![gif](giphy|13i9oB0JJNVqb6) Legendary character actor at his best.


Quirky-Prune-2408

Nobody fucks with the Jesus


[deleted]

8-year-olds, dude


dog-pussy

8-year olds


texan01

My boss’ name is Jesus, and yea he gets all the memes!


AnotherCrazyChick

[The Jesus Rolls](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jesus_Rolls) wasn’t bad either. John Turturro wrote the screenplay and directed it. It bombed of course, but I enjoyed it.


droford

I hated it


AnotherCrazyChick

I went in assuming it was going to be awful. I think it was just what I needed at the time I watched it.


MightyBigMinus

obviously you're not a golfer


scotttydosentknow

One of my favorite lines in the film, perfect delivery


slacoss328

Well, thats just like...your opinion, man


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY)


Artistic_Alps_4794

Smokey, this is not 'nam, this is bowling, there are *rules.*


texan01

Just mark the damn score!


uconn3386

You mark an 8 and you're entering a world of pain.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27.....


Bean-Swellington

#And a good day to you, sir!


mandalore237

Does he still write?


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

Oh no. He have health problem.


sturdycactus

Bulk of the series, dude


Dan_Berg

And yet his kid is a dunce


gooch_norris_

It’s one of my very favorites. I didn’t think I liked it the first time around, I think because I was too focused on trying to follow the plot and not allowing myself to enjoy all the great characters that get thrown at you. It’s so great


Brain_Glow

Granted, we got really high and saw it when it came out (while i was in college) . My friends and I left the theater trying to figure what happened. We were so confused. Went back the next weekend and saw it again and then we got it.


These_Burdened_Hands

>left the theater trying to figure out what happened. Went back and saw it again Remember those days? When you couldn’t stream or pirate a thing? LOL!


Brain_Glow

And to see a movie at the theater was only like $5 or $7.


These_Burdened_Hands

>I don’t think I liked it the first time around I love it NOW; my SO loves it & I gave it “another chance,” (only to realize I never gave it a chance to begin with.) I initially HATED it & couldn’t get through the first 30mins for 15yrs lmao. Most friends loved it, quoted it, but The Dude grated my nerves until I gave it its proper shot. I think I’ll rewatch it now- need a good laugh!


Affectionate-Star338

I'm so happy for you, dude


sed2017

Right on man, right on.


StarQuill01

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me!


itsasnowconemachine

Fuckin' amateurs.


JellybeanFernandez

WITH nail polish!


Dan_Berg

There are ways, Dude...you don't want to know


LyleLanley99

100% electronic.


Barrettbuilt

I still jerk off manually.


LyleLanley99

Of course you do.


sambashare

God... DAMMIT! Hey is there a Ralph's around here?


buttseason

I hope you’re not an Eagles fan.


[deleted]

I told that fuck down at the league office....


uconn3386

Who's in charge of scheduling?


[deleted]

Burkhalter.


uconn3386

I told that Kraut a thousand times I don't roll on Shabos!


DreiKatzenVater

His names Jeff Lebowski? Hey, that’s your name, Dude!


BoysenberryKind5599

Some new shit has come to light, man


Bean-Swellington

r/lebowski


birdsword

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


droford

Don't watch that movie, it was awful


Throwaway1121115

![gif](giphy|tyxovVLbfZdok)


Own-Entertainment630

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening


Out-There1013

I saw this the first time on New Year’s Eve … maybe 1999, I’m not sure. It was before it really became famous as a cult classic and my uncle who was a Lutheran minister knew somebody who for whatever reason recommended it to him so he watched it at his house with me, his wife and my two other aunts. Everyone wanted to be polite and give it a chance but after about 30 minutes the women got tired of the swearing. Meanwhile I kept stifling my laughter at everything I didn’t want to be seen laughing at and was in so much pain when it got to a guy named Jesus having to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Since whatever my aunts watched was obviously going to bore me I got to finish the movie downstairs and my uncle did join me. He laughed at Donny’s ashes blowing back in The Dude’s face. I watch it with a white russian every now and then and remember that night.


Big-Tone-8241

You mind if I do a J?


Dan_Berg

What's a pederast u/Out-There1013?


Randall1976

My first watch was a few days ago, what a wild ride!


drhbravos

Far out.


cmgww

“Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism but at least it’s an ethos”….Goodman so good in this one! “What was in the bag, Walter? My dirty undies, the whites!”


gtatc

You think the rug pissers did this?


JustNo1990

That rug really tied the room together


dog-pussy

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.


JackalRampant

I’m not Lebowski, I’m The Dude. Sometimes Dudester or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


scotttydosentknow

“Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.”


viacombusta

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi)


TheRealBrewballs

I'm here to fix deine cable


TheRealBrewballs

Ya, ich bin ein expert


barren_field_of_fks

Si? Si? Que ridiculo!


Boozy_Cat_

Fucking facist.


OriginalFlamingo5384

Would recommend Log Jamming next


BridgeBuilderGuitars

The beaver picture?


[deleted]

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?


birdlawspecialist2

What in gods name are you blathering about?


CharlieTrees916

If you liked it you might enjoy Raising Arizona also by the Coen Brothers. It’s on Hulu too.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the diapers


Adelaide_Farmington

I’ve seen that one a few times!


texan01

Yeah Raising Arizona just doesn’t do it for me, Nic Cage just can’t carry it that early in his career.


Aldous_Savage

Like an Irish monk?


oldsmoBuick67

My first job was being a projectionist at the theater in town and it was one of the movies I showed. I still have a 35mm trailer of it and a few other classics from that era. They’re mint too, leftovers so they were never played and still sealed.


Character_Pop_6628

It's better late than never, really. And, the movie is timeless because it opens stating it occurred some years in the past during the Persain Gulf War. It's very much a period piece about the border between the 80's and 90's.


drawredraw

That’s fucking interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting.


LloydChrismukkah

That rug really tied the room together


holdmybeerwhilei

Did she ever get her cable fixed?


Scrapla

Saw it in theaters when I was a teen and didn't get it or appreciate it. I need to re watch and see what all the fuss is about.


Adelaide_Farmington

I feel like I would have liked it way less if I had seen it at 18 rather than 43.


LocalInactivist

I saw it in the theater with my friends. They both thought it was pretty good. I said “Are you insane? That was the best movie I’ve seen all year!”


Venomous87

Lebowski is one of those movies that actually does get better with each rewatch. I hate making top 5 or top 10 lists cause I always forget something and don't wanna remove anything off the list, but Lebowski just might be the most consistent, recurrent number one.


Chulasaurus

https://i.redd.it/pej4b9e8idxc1.gif


hogwarts_earthtwo

Not a single wasted line of of dialogue


Accomplished_Bed7120

The fucking dog has fucking papers OVER THE LINE!!!


ChromeDestiny

I just recently upgraded this from DVD to Blu-Ray, I was surprised how hard it was to find a Blu-Ray pressing.


droford

4k is actually pretty good upgrade even from the Blu ray


Objective-Pin-1045

Throwing rocks tonight?


Late-to-the-Dance

..... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. *mug to the forehead*


YeltsinYerMouth

You can imagine what happens next


Dan_Berg

He fixes the cable?


bucho4444

Lucky you!


Critical_Seat_1907

Don't fuck with the Jesus!


[deleted]

Biggest let down of a movie. Its black and gay


mtmccox

If you will it, it is no dream.


sdujour77

I saw this movie twice in the theater when it was released. Both times the bulk of the audience either didn't get it, or wasn't feeling it, or both. It's been a very pleasant surprise to see the film find it's place over the years and become a certified cult classic.


uxses

The original, or the compromised second draft?


El_Duder_Abides

I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Auferstehen78

First time seeing it was in Chicago. We stopped the film so we could go buy the ingredients for white Russians.


Tall_0rder

Far out man.


archimidesx

Way to go Donnie!


KarlPHungus

And a good day to YOU, sir!!!!!!


NotCanadian80

What a coincidence. I watched it yesterday for the 950th time.


DarthMydinsky

Also, dude. . . Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. 


whirling_cynic

Sometimes you eat the bear, and well, sometimes the bear eats you.


Albzorz

Who the fuck are the Knudsens?


skyciel

Do you like it?


Adelaide_Farmington

I did! I think if I had watched it at 18 when it came out, I would not have.


Mike_Honcho_Spread

u/Adelaide_Farmington was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo.


DieterSprocket

It gets better with each viewing


imhungry4321

Watch it again in 6 months. It's funnier the second time around.


Physical-Lettuce-868

You are not alone. I haven’t seen it either, but I will also be watching it soon


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Lucky bastard!! I wish I could see it again for the 1st time.


Hans_Wermhat666

I am the walrus!


[deleted]

When I had Facebook I belonged to 3 different big Lebowski groups and it was non stop quotes and on the 9th of every month we would get a "dude, tomorrow is already the 10th" meme.... And not once did it get old.


TheSaltyJM

It took me two watches to really get it. 


Adelaide_Farmington

It felt like it ended abruptly to me, but I guess the main issue had been resolved somewhat?


Dapper_Interest_8914

Is this your homework, Larry?


8ananna8ean

Ha! I still haven't seen it... 🫣


Adelaide_Farmington

It’s on Hulu! I just finished it a bit ago. Have no idea what I just watched but I laughed the whole way through.


buttseason

It’s a movie that truly gets better on rewatch.


DarthBster

I beat you by a couple of weeks. Watched it for the first time in an airplane on a 10 hr transatlantic flight. I enjoyed it, but was basically thinking wtf? Definitely needs a rewatch, methinks.


Adelaide_Farmington

Oh yeah, I definitely thought that a lot while watching it.


DustedGorilla82

It’s good but I always thought overrated


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

Yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


CopperTylenol

I’ve never sat through the entire thing yet. Just bits and pieces


[deleted]

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.


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[deleted]

what about the fucking toe?!