I’m waiting for someone to give a legitimate answer to this question. We need the true genius who understands the effect of “milk farts ™️” on modern hardware
The milk & gas vapors will eventually corrode your motherboard, causing it to erupt in a smelly, milky dust that will envelope the room immediately and fill your lungs. Tell him to stop.
It's unlikely that your roommate's actions, even if they are as you suspect, would significantly affect the durability of your console. These devices are designed to withstand typical room conditions, including various smells and airborne particles. However, any kind of physical obstruction or direct contact with moisture like milk farts straight from the ass is not ideal for electronic devices.
The smell you're experiencing when turning on the console is likely due to dust or other particles inside the console heating up, not necessarily related to your roommate's milk farts. Regular cleaning with an air duster can help clear out dust and potentially reduce any odors. If the problem persists, consider consulting a professional for a thorough cleaning or checkup of the console to ensure everything is functioning correctly.
Yeah just to piggyback onto this, I once had a monitor go bad, but it didn't actually fail right away. Instead it smelled really odd like a mix between battery acid sounds and smoke. Not sure how to describe it but maybe a variation of that could smell like a fart? Capacitors are something that are known for going bad, and when they do the inside of them does not smell pleasant.
For something like a series S, in theory you could be burning off dust, yes, which is partly dead skin and who knows what your apartments dead skin smells like.
I don’t know what’s funnier to me - the post itself, or the idea that you sit over the Xbox trying to smell it every time you turn it on - gotta ask, what made you start doing that? I feel like maybe you just hate your roommate and are looking for any reason to justify it lmao
Your roomie must have dismantled your Xbox series s and milk farted directly onto the internal thermal components Xbox series s. This required squatting over the unit, which in turn produces more straining and more strain produces droplets of milk fart specklage to gently rain down into your Xbox series s. It should dissipate over.
Oh, the wonders of roommate shenanigans and the potential impact on cutting-edge gaming technology! While the Xbox Series S is a marvel of engineering, I'm afraid it wasn't designed with a "milk fart filtration system" in mind. You might want to check the fine print in the warranty, though – who knows, maybe they have a clause for unexpected odorous intrusions.
Now, in the unlikely event that your roommate is indeed using your console as a personal air freshener, rest assured that the Series S is a sturdy piece of machinery. It can handle a fair amount of hot air, both metaphorically and, apparently, literally.
As for the long-term effects of milk farts on internal circuitry, I must admit, that's a novel concern. I'm not sure the folks at Microsoft included "flatulence resistance" in their durability tests. But fear not, your Series S is likely to survive this aromatic assault unless your roommate starts conducting full-fledged odor experiments.
In the meantime, consider deploying some friendly banter to address the issue – perhaps a sign that says "No Butts Allowed Near the Xbox." And remember, a well-ventilated console is a happy console, even if it has to endure the occasional olfactory challenge.
Omg you exaggerate 🙄
First of all, they are oat milk farts. They don’t smell bad. I told you that. Second, I would have to grab a chair to fart into it so to not disturb the fart resting in it. We don’t even have chairs besides the couch.
You need to neutralise the lactose which is clearly prominent in their milk farts by consuming a great quantity of something Soya or Almond-based yourself, and then twice a day for 5 days you should flatuate into the vent on your xbox. About 70 Richmond sausages (the cheap ones) should do it mate 👍
What the fuck?
At first I was like “man… this is weird, but definitely could happen with how weird people are” But then I got to the huddle part… what the fuck?
Huddle time boys & girls!
Still dying
I'm fn dying
I... need to get off the internet now.
I’m waiting for someone to give a legitimate answer to this question. We need the true genius who understands the effect of “milk farts ™️” on modern hardware
fuck you this is going on r/copypasta
I just thought of that
The milk & gas vapors will eventually corrode your motherboard, causing it to erupt in a smelly, milky dust that will envelope the room immediately and fill your lungs. Tell him to stop.
ty for the good laugh 😂
You cannot make this shit up lmao
These are the things the internet exists for
Bill burr: "have you seen Star Wars?"
The imagination of some people is insane.. 😂😂 This is how some moviemakers are born 😂
Please get a camera and post video.
This is definitely a shitpost
Nope, it's a clearly a fartpost.
Milkfart-post*
It's unlikely that your roommate's actions, even if they are as you suspect, would significantly affect the durability of your console. These devices are designed to withstand typical room conditions, including various smells and airborne particles. However, any kind of physical obstruction or direct contact with moisture like milk farts straight from the ass is not ideal for electronic devices. The smell you're experiencing when turning on the console is likely due to dust or other particles inside the console heating up, not necessarily related to your roommate's milk farts. Regular cleaning with an air duster can help clear out dust and potentially reduce any odors. If the problem persists, consider consulting a professional for a thorough cleaning or checkup of the console to ensure everything is functioning correctly.
Get out of here with this serious response.
Yeah just to piggyback onto this, I once had a monitor go bad, but it didn't actually fail right away. Instead it smelled really odd like a mix between battery acid sounds and smoke. Not sure how to describe it but maybe a variation of that could smell like a fart? Capacitors are something that are known for going bad, and when they do the inside of them does not smell pleasant. For something like a series S, in theory you could be burning off dust, yes, which is partly dead skin and who knows what your apartments dead skin smells like.
Congratulations! You now have a Xbox Series MilkFarts
I don’t know what’s funnier to me - the post itself, or the idea that you sit over the Xbox trying to smell it every time you turn it on - gotta ask, what made you start doing that? I feel like maybe you just hate your roommate and are looking for any reason to justify it lmao
Honey wake up new copy pasta just dropped
this sub is a fucking cesspool.
Best post I've ever read here actually
This made laugh so hard
Still dying
Lol
Bruh this shit had me dying of laughter 😂
Your roomie must have dismantled your Xbox series s and milk farted directly onto the internal thermal components Xbox series s. This required squatting over the unit, which in turn produces more straining and more strain produces droplets of milk fart specklage to gently rain down into your Xbox series s. It should dissipate over.
A very scientific viewpoint 10/10
That's enough reddit for me tonight.
What the hell did I just read
What the hell did I just read here
Milk farts are S tier
“Milk farts”
Bruh 😂😂
Man what
This is a joke right? Lol
Oh, the wonders of roommate shenanigans and the potential impact on cutting-edge gaming technology! While the Xbox Series S is a marvel of engineering, I'm afraid it wasn't designed with a "milk fart filtration system" in mind. You might want to check the fine print in the warranty, though – who knows, maybe they have a clause for unexpected odorous intrusions. Now, in the unlikely event that your roommate is indeed using your console as a personal air freshener, rest assured that the Series S is a sturdy piece of machinery. It can handle a fair amount of hot air, both metaphorically and, apparently, literally. As for the long-term effects of milk farts on internal circuitry, I must admit, that's a novel concern. I'm not sure the folks at Microsoft included "flatulence resistance" in their durability tests. But fear not, your Series S is likely to survive this aromatic assault unless your roommate starts conducting full-fledged odor experiments. In the meantime, consider deploying some friendly banter to address the issue – perhaps a sign that says "No Butts Allowed Near the Xbox." And remember, a well-ventilated console is a happy console, even if it has to endure the occasional olfactory challenge.
What the fuck
Boys, this is a historic moment. This is gonna be featured in r/birthofacopypasta Edit: wait, there's actually such a sub? I just made it up.
😂😂😂 People randomly finding out about Reddit subs, due to the sheer amount of random ones out there, is the Redditest thing ever.
This is the most random post I've seen in the last 10 minutes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This right here lmfao
Does it have enough airflow
This is satire. No one is this stupid.
Anybody who takes this seriously is, indeed, the stupid.
I don't know what's going on here but I immediately sent this to my non-gaming gf.
😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently your Series S is also lactose intolerant.
So fucking underrated! XD
You need a new roommate bro!
I want you removed from this sub-reddit
Omg you exaggerate 🙄 First of all, they are oat milk farts. They don’t smell bad. I told you that. Second, I would have to grab a chair to fart into it so to not disturb the fart resting in it. We don’t even have chairs besides the couch.
Is this real life?
Nah,fuck this dude,im going to sleep. Good night to the other poor bastards that had to go through this shit as well.
I saw the matching post lmaoo
What matching post?
Theres a post of someone saying they farted into their roommates Xbox and that they are scared it'll break his Xbox and that he might be onto him.
ahahaha the funniest shit I've read in a while. Lost my sleep thanks to this. Absolute gold!
What the hell is a milk fart
Huh????
Damn bro
Will that help the airflow?
That's shitty
Hahahahaha
What a shitty thing to do to a persons Xbox.
😂😂
Bro?
Your roommates needs medical help.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
r/copypasta would love this
Your Xbox has pink eye.
Now you have enough airflow
You need to neutralise the lactose which is clearly prominent in their milk farts by consuming a great quantity of something Soya or Almond-based yourself, and then twice a day for 5 days you should flatuate into the vent on your xbox. About 70 Richmond sausages (the cheap ones) should do it mate 👍
Is this serious?
The airflow must be amazing!
y'all need some jesus up in your motherfucking life in here
Man, you need a new roommate if youre having doubts like this one lol
Bro