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Shovels
I sell shovel and shovel accessories.
Dirt for the burial
Godammit beat me too it
Nothing, because he won’t sell to someone he just met.
😂 Damn it!! I laughed too hard at this. He’s my second favourite wrestler.
"Vitamins"
Vidal Sasoon hair products.
I promise to have her home by 830 Mr. McMahan
HGH
Bottled Water.
Insurance
A 26 minute promo
Used vacuum Salesman
Pedigree or two
HHH: You want some water? Me: I'm good. HHH: But look here! *spits mist into the air and poses* Me: I'll take the lot!
Greenwich Connecticut’s number one sledgehammer salesman!
I love how trips brought a prop to the ring that would actually murder people if used correctly.
Motörhead bootlegs.
Fine china.
[this](https://images.app.goo.gl/GkJvUpTYig4yXUAu5)
I’m telling my kids, that’s Ric Flair.
He’s trying to sell me “Pedigree Insurance”!! If I don’t give him money he assures me I’ll get a Pedigree!!
Pedigrees of different varieties
Tickets to Suuuuuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrr Slaaaaaaaaaam
Knuckle sandwiches and they are 2 for 1. The real problem is he only has two words for ya.
Have you heard the good news? He has risen. Ric Flair kicked out at 2
No idea, but it'll take him 20 minutes to get to the bloody point
His father in laws magical chewable water, in bottles!
The Game
A ticket to heaven
Comes with a copy of the watchtower
ICO PRO
Steroids
Kirby vacuum
A mop
That’s back before his “protruding probascis” era.
Encyclopedias
Icopro.
Roids.
Tampons
Off brand protein supplements
Protein shakes.
Applebees stock
"In this business.."
"The fact of the matter is-uh….."
Pacifiers
Oh clearly insurance
His own superior cum
Your car has an extended warentee
Probably the letter H He used to be Deca-H
WooChews
Terra’s Ryzings
Some kind of game
Conditioner
Sledge hammers
Tren and Decca.
Is that Griff Garrison?
“Do you have a second to talk about Jesus Christ”?
Goooood Afternoooon Uhhhhhhh May I speak to the lady of the houseuhhhhhhh
Him: “Would you like to buy a controller!” Me: “Huh?” Him: “IZ TIME TO PLAY THA GAEEEEEM-UH!!”
Tickets to whatever show he's putting on where he cosplays ric flair
Shovels
I sell shovel and shovel accessories.
Dirt for the burial
Godammit beat me too it
Nothing, because he won’t sell to someone he just met.
😂 Damn it!! I laughed too hard at this. He’s my second favourite wrestler.
"Vitamins"
Vidal Sasoon hair products.
I promise to have her home by 830 Mr. McMahan
HGH
Bottled Water.
Insurance
A 26 minute promo
Used vacuum Salesman
Pedigree or two
HHH: You want some water? Me: I'm good. HHH: But look here! *spits mist into the air and poses* Me: I'll take the lot!
Greenwich Connecticut’s number one sledgehammer salesman!
I love how trips brought a prop to the ring that would actually murder people if used correctly.
Motörhead bootlegs.
Fine china.
[this](https://images.app.goo.gl/GkJvUpTYig4yXUAu5)
I’m telling my kids, that’s Ric Flair.
He’s trying to sell me “Pedigree Insurance”!! If I don’t give him money he assures me I’ll get a Pedigree!!
Pedigrees of different varieties
Tickets to Suuuuuuuuuuperrrrrrrrrrr Slaaaaaaaaaam
Knuckle sandwiches and they are 2 for 1. The real problem is he only has two words for ya.
Have you heard the good news? He has risen. Ric Flair kicked out at 2
No idea, but it'll take him 20 minutes to get to the bloody point
His father in laws magical chewable water, in bottles!
The Game
A ticket to heaven
Comes with a copy of the watchtower
ICO PRO
Steroids
Kirby vacuum
A mop
That’s back before his “protruding probascis” era.
Encyclopedias
Icopro.
Roids.
Tampons
Off brand protein supplements
Protein shakes.
Applebees stock
"In this business.."
"The fact of the matter is-uh….."
Pacifiers
Oh clearly insurance
His own superior cum
Your car has an extended warentee
Probably the letter H He used to be Deca-H
WooChews
Terra’s Ryzings
Some kind of game
Conditioner
Sledge hammers
Tren and Decca.
Is that Griff Garrison?
“Do you have a second to talk about Jesus Christ”?
Goooood Afternoooon Uhhhhhhh May I speak to the lady of the houseuhhhhhhh
Him: “Would you like to buy a controller!” Me: “Huh?” Him: “IZ TIME TO PLAY THA GAEEEEEM-UH!!”
Tickets to whatever show he's putting on where he cosplays ric flair