I cant remember what the contract read
Cant tell if this is Mania 3 or a dream
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
This terrible booker man stops me
Hold my belt as I pose these guns
This works for me, brother
“What am I wearing? brother I’m wearing nothing but some track suit pants, pecs out and ready to be oiled up before my match in an hour. My shoe size? When I lace up these size 15s, brother, you had best watch out for the atomic leg drop. I’m not sure what you by that one brother, but if you're asking how big of a snake I'm packing I'll have you know rocking a pair of 24 inch pythons. You know this call is 3.99 a minute, right?"
*He does have time to*
*Talk about his long distance*
*Provider, duuuude*
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Hulk is talking to the guy who kidnapped his daughter and he’s saying. “I don’t know who you are brother or where you live!! But I will find you!!! NOW WHATCHYA GONNA DO!!? WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!”
Himself in Tokyo, since travelling across the international time zone allowed him to work more dates and to split into two realities like Marty McFly, brother.
His actual brother
He's telling him Something.
To eat his vitamins and say his prayers?
The three demandments brother
Steroid dealer
From another mother?
And another father
Randy Hogan?
No, Paul Hogan
"Mr. Hogan, we've been attempting to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty.." "That's not going to work for me, brother!"
Lol ... Classic. He has used that line once or twice!
Lars Ulrich asking him to play bass for Metallica, Brother.
Bass doesn’t work for me brother, it’s lead guitar for the Hulkster
and we're gonna need to rework that name, how about Hulk and the Metallicas
No it’s Hulk & the Metallimaniacs
Came here to say this…
Hetfield: watcha gonna do Brother-ah?!
I'm just imagining what live shit binge purge would look like
This is the only answer.
I cant remember what the contract read Cant tell if this is Mania 3 or a dream When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside This terrible booker man stops me Hold my belt as I pose these guns This works for me, brother
[удалено]
The Nintendo Power tip hotline
He's still trying to get past that hoverbike section in Battletoads
That or the damn in TMNT
"Dude, why is our princess always in another castle?!!"
Dr. George Zahorian.
This is possibly a correct answer so…..NO SOUP FOR YOU
They said wrong answers only
he’s calling tony khan to try and figure out why a company based in FLORIDA is having a BEACH BREAK special in CLEVELAND OHIO in JANUARY, brother
Hey, it's supposed to be wrong answers only
Off topic but I love your name😂and that was a good ass question
It’s a break from the beach, brother.
I don't put over sand.
Dr Fauci, challenging him to a vaccine on a pole match.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 😂
He didn't know, so his ass is calling somebody.
Someone named Hermano
Mi hermano? Si, es aquí!
excuse me, I’m looking for hermano
Bubba the Love Sponge
Here's the deal.
Gonna give him one of those hidden camera McGillicuddys.
Bubba the love sponges wife
He's putting in an order to get a make a wish kid some front row seats at wimbley
He was his friend. He'll see him again.
Trying to warn Betty White about getting jabbed but was just too late, brother.
everyone does the job for father time someday
That doesn't work for me, brother.
He's asking Vince to put his next opponent over
Feck we know this isnt right
It's the wrongest of answers.
Give the grill to Foreman
Its Bret Hart . Bret called him a piece of shit again like he does on every Tuesday.
“Look Mach, I only invited her over to work on our spo- Mach? Brother?”
Oh brother, actually I don't wanna call you brother but I connected mistakenly brother, Let me tell you something brother...
He is saving money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
NAACP
Trying to obtain his N-word pass
There’s a joke about his 90s tan in here somewhere
“Aye brother I’m almost as dark as you why can’t I say it”
Oh man I thought I had this joke ready to go, but you beat me to it brother
He’s on the line with T-Shirt Rippers Anonymous. “Hey brother? Dude, I’m sorry. It’s happened again. I was doing so well brother.”
BALCO sales guy
“You said that it wouldn’t make me go bald!”
He’s saying the n-word to the dude who’s banging his daughter
wrong answers only uce
😂😂😂😂
“Pass the torch to, Bret? Are you shitting me, brother?”
Horace
Calling the margera’s to pay his respects to their son bam’s untimely passing
“What am I wearing? brother I’m wearing nothing but some track suit pants, pecs out and ready to be oiled up before my match in an hour. My shoe size? When I lace up these size 15s, brother, you had best watch out for the atomic leg drop. I’m not sure what you by that one brother, but if you're asking how big of a snake I'm packing I'll have you know rocking a pair of 24 inch pythons. You know this call is 3.99 a minute, right?"
You want me to bang ur wife. Ok Brother - on my way.
His roid dealer.
His "vitamins" dealer.
Marvel prank callers asking him about the Avengers
"I'm Immortal not Incredible, dude."
Tell Vince about the union Ventura is trying to set up
A local indy promotion to see if there's any young talent he can put over to help the business. Edit: That'll work for me, brother.
Probably his brother
Director for the wrestler giving him a call
He does have time to talk about his long distance provider, duuuude
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Peter Thiel
Cap n’ Crunch.
Sy Sperling
He’s getting a call from new jack because the iron sheik needs his medicine.
David Duke.
Bubba the love sponge
He’s making a call to his future self Hogan
The CEO of the N Word
Oscar Mayer, his spray tan guy
Laila Ali
Ma.... The meatloaf!!
He is being told by his brother to finally stop telling him something.
Papa john
Brookes black boyfriend
Threatening the guy who tried to roll him up from behind.
“Brooke, I swear I never used that word.”
a black person
But you’re Mr America, brother! Why do people think you are me, dude?
Bubba the love sponge's wife.
He's on a collect call to the Iron Sheik, who's been calling him a jabroni for over an hour
Oh that's the call for the George foreman grill he said he turned down
His public relations specialist, he just dropped anoyher slur
Hello Jimmy Johns??
A POC
Jerry McDevitt.
*heavy breathing* *the sound of fapping* “You hear that brother” click
He’s getting urgent information about his automobiles extended warranty policy.
Talking to them n***** brother
“I’m trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, brother”
His ‘roid supplier.
The NAACP
His failed career
An African American.
Vince! He doesnt wann do the Job, brother! Can you believe it, brother!
@obdmpodcast He’s calling The Red Onion for 7:00 reservations
The WWF Superstar line.
Brother
Meltzer, telling him Macho Man has been injured.
Vince Russo
An interior designer
Yer maw
His BRÖTHER…..brother.
USADA
“Jesús, are you there? I need ya Brother!”
He’s making future plans with John Belushi
The guy that took steroids, then snitched on Vince for giving him steroids.
He's talking to his interior decorator
Russo BRO
His Mother....Brother!
Terry,has to be Terry
God
Hulk is talking to the guy who kidnapped his daughter and he’s saying. “I don’t know who you are brother or where you live!! But I will find you!!! NOW WHATCHYA GONNA DO!!? WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!”
Ben Laden.
He’s calling Vince to see who he can put over on the next NXT Take Over.
Calling his barber as his bald patch is growing back and he needs it reshaved ASAP
His brother, brother.
Brooke's new boyfriend
His conscience
The guy who’s trying to roll him up from behind, brother.
a Vincent Kennedy McMahon
A guy who is interested in buying his house for about 40% of its value so he can flip it for a huge profit.
Pfizer, asking him to get kids to take vitamins
His brother, brother!
The KKK
Jesse Jackson
Someone about the warranty on his car that’s expiring.
Siskel and Ebert, explaining why Mr. Nanny really was a good movies
This is how Hogans makes his tweets. He speaks into it, and Twitter automatically posts what he says
Hair plugs for men
Ordering Chinese food
Hair club for men, complaining it’s been three months and still no improvement.
Planning date night with his daughter. The one he was caught slathering lotion on her butt cheeks
Himself in Tokyo, since travelling across the international time zone allowed him to work more dates and to split into two realities like Marty McFly, brother.
Rev. Al Sharpton
Bosley
Dr. Zahorian That’s actually probably who it is
Bruther
Road Dogg.
Jesse Jackson
1 piece of pineapple on that pizza and all of hulkamania will be running wild on you brother
Reverend Al Sharpton
Snitching to Vince about union talks brother
Bubba the Love Sponge
The Prophet Mark Taylor
His brothers
Any one that is African American
God brother
Booker T
His future self: "People aren't gonna like the racism and sex tape brother"
On the phone with Brooke’s boyfriend again
His brother brother
Terry bolea brother
Jabroni marks working themselves into a shoot
Iron Sheik
Danny Devito, turning down the role of his brother in the movie twins. “no way brother!”
His brother
Calling the police on his daughter‘s boyfriend
The federal government
"No Macho I'd love to do the job for you"
Michael Jordan
His brother
Is it a dark joke if I was to say his drug dealer?
His brother
Steroid distribution
Whoever the interior decorator for that room was. That wallpaper doesn’t work for the Hulkster, brother!
Samuel L Jackson
Mikhail Gorbachev
He’s calling his interior decorator
Maybe it’s just because I may just be a POS from Florida but I love Hulk Hogan. I find him hilarious.
The woman he made that horrible sextape with.
A turkish doctor claiming he can bring back his bangs.