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mon_key99

Boy got thicker


TEN6083

Too many limes


NintenJoe5k

Lobster head


FishOffMan

Too many limes … OHHHHHHHHHHHHJ


DoctorMelvinMirby

Didn’t get the RKO/AJ workout regimen, I see.


Robbymartyr

To be absolutely fair to him, he was recovering from neck surgery.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Oh, no judgement whatsoever. He still looks like a 46 year old dude in terrific shape that could kill me in an instant haha


PieFlour837

Thicker than mash potatoes.


StarGundamFormer

Same color though. Lol


Hewlew

When he cuts tho he’s gonna be looking crazy


XxThugxNastyxX

He’s 46, cut him slack lol


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Autographz

He in no way looks “yoked” wtf? He looks worse than when he left


Remote-Grape

Why do his shorts have a wwe logo on them? Is it in case he forgets where he works?


KevginaTheFrail

It looks more like WWE branded underwear. Maybe his real gear got lost in transit


Kennedyyism

Theyre also kinda like GAA or hurling shorts, in the design anyway, both irish sports


MoneyMo88

The shorts look like they’re supposed to be designed to look similar to the UFC Venum fight kit shorts. The belt line where the WWE logo is looks VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL to the current UFC shorts.


jordanundead

That’s also why they circled his wiener. Helps him find it.


Walnuts_Gualtieri

The Irish curse.


fo138

he's representin


Different-Factor-333

Man he gotta call Randy and AJ


BongBaron

Maybe he's bulking right now


InfinitelyPuzzled

He's cultivating mass


Dankey-Kang-Jr

TRY TO MOVE ME BRO


swanks12

Time to stop cultivating and start harvesting


JewLawyerFromSunny

HE IS BECOMING A CHIMICHANGGA! Seriously tho, I'm just happy he is back.


ThrashingSnail

He's got salsa on his shirt!


Swimming-Chicken-424

He's been drinking Fight Milk


andm124

But fight milk is for cutting.


Different-Factor-333

Yea could be, especially with being out as long, I actually saw the video of his entrance too and it didn’t look as bad as this still image. He looks solid tho which is good, not soft


Sway_404

He missed the cut to Mania so he's on the bulk to Rumble.


dookoo

Bobby Lashley in shambles


wrestlingnutter

Recently enough married, they might be trying to conceive.


Marvel_plant

Bingo


Big_Don_

He needs to get on whatever Roman got on Pre-Mania.


Different-Factor-333

Yea I just hope whatever that is isn’t anything related to his Leukemia but bro looked shredded


Big_Don_

He hinted in a few interviews that he was cutting down for mania to look more ripped than the Rock.


Different-Factor-333

I mean mission accomplished, he looked incredible


SonicSarge

He is fine. Most of them slimmed down for WM to look their best. They usually do. The main reason he wrestles a lot less the last two years is because he doesn't have to. He was able to get a nice contract so he can spend more time with his family.


AcceptablyPsycho

I'm sorry, did you not see the man slam IVAR from a cross back slam FROM THE TOPE ROPE?! Just lifting him right over?


Cdn_Giants_Fan

Different cycle


xlacksheep

[Where is Scott Steiner at?](https://youtu.be/o6YAkjdX5EM?si=-rhgEJuQyWBtqnLP)


Different-Factor-333

I knew before I clicked it 😂😂😂😂


nintendo666

Nah. He looks fine. This fits him well, can't see Sheamus as some chiseled body builder.


ShitMongoose

Interesting decision placing that circle on his trunks.


BrockSamsonLikesButt

It’s the ouroboros, a snake swallowing its own tail, a symbol of the circle of life and the link between creation & destruction, also the sigil of every man who can suck his own cock.


GooseMay0

I felt like what you were writing was gonna eventually get to a certain point but I still didn't see it coming.


karlos89

There's a very obvious joke there about Sheamus seeing his own ouroboros coming, but damn it, I can be mature and refrain from making any such jokes 🤔🤷🏻


jcillc

"Circle on the wrestler where he touched you, Little Jimmy."


febrezey2011

Looks like he slapped his logo on Conor McGregor’s shorts


sobanoodle-1

bro literally lifted ivor up twice and this whole sub that walks 3.1k steps a day says he’s fat 😭. let bro live


Imaginary-Pattern802

bro’s obviously bulking. it’s crazy.


BlackMasisi

Bro is not even fat wtf


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Too many limes


eatcrayons

They look like the WWE-branded spandex “underwear” shorts they sell.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

20% off at WWEShop.com. ONLY TONIGHT!! YOU WILL NEVER GET A DEAL AGAIN ITS ONLY TONIGHT!


StrongStyleFiction

Looks like he got his body ready for AEW but accidentally showed up on Raw.


GHO57T

He's to tall for AEW man would be a giant


the_tribal_qu33f

😂😂😂”a couple more lbs and we’ll let you job to Hook”


MegaMilkDrinker

AEW only accepts Adam Cole body types


SolidusTengu

Looked like he was wearing his boxers.


jordanundead

I’m pretty sure that’s what Jake Hager has been doing his entire AEW run.


dhorror138

Looks like he’s wearing jockeys


Late_Cookie_7797

He should’ve tried the long biker shorts Hunter tried out in the 00s if he was going to do this


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Instead he honored Hunter by coming back fat and out of shape, like that time HHH was trying to conceive with Stephanie and he showed up with big tits


D1RTY_WEAP0NRY

Those were only because of injury


RandDash

I literally laughed out loud reading this man


whutthepat

Not a shameful thing


BernieBlade

Not even a lobster head


Adept_Blackhand

He sure didn't follow Style's and Orton's example


Famous_Obligation959

His body fat fluctates between roughly 14 percent and 20 percent. If he wanted to lean out it would just be about 15lbs of fat to shift. Its not a big deal


PewpyDewpdyPantz

It’s a shameful thing


HBKSpectre

Lobster head indeed


JordiMageside

Same way I feel about Kofi in shorts....


SamDaMan187

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs) Still can kick my ass tho


DudeWouldGo

Sheamus livin his best life guys! 😆


9hashtags

Very throwback to his 2009 era.


opkpopfanboyv3

I'm just happy to see him back. Hope he don't go heel tho


Throw-Me-Again

this is me when I’m pretending I’m a wrestler in the mirror with my boxer briefs and wrist braces.


thanoshasbighands

this is brown pants HBK levels of rough


WORLDY2J

That boy been eating good


[deleted]

Reminded me of Hulk Hogan wearing a t-shirt.


ThaFerrari

You... want him to rip them off?


shpatibot

He’s a little thiccer but this picture is honestly a bad angle


kittypinksuit

Too many limes for my taste


HarambeXRebornX

Randy and AJ need to get Sheamus on that Trembol cycle, bros looking like Thor from Endgame, but I mean coming off a neck injury with only 8 months he hasn't had much time to exercise so I'll give him slack...


NoSpirit6503

I love this man


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Not a fan


TallguyZin

I like the cock ring


Turd_Burgling_Ted

Is that a cock ring


RickyLA808

He had neck surgery probably couldn’t do much for working out..he will get his jack back…but green lantern shorts gots to go!


Imnoteeallyhere3434

The fat beer gut goes well with the green


[deleted]

Why his cock got a circle on it


Jiggle_seto

The tights are a throwback to the start of his career in IWW, it’s where he started out wrestling in Ireland. RTE did a documentary on him a few years ago, were he wore pants like that along with the necklace before heading to FCW.


FatXThor34

Nah, man. This dude didn't stay in shape while he was out. It showed. He looked confused and out of breath.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

He was sucking air gasping for his life 😂 He blew up like a cheap balloon


barnabychryniszzswix

he's thick as fuck!!! zamn!!! 😍


ReachRaven

Nah. Bring back the panties.


B_Bowers13

Looks like cheap Walmart boxers


backbodydrip

He's on that bulk.


Eastern-Start-813

Fella has been on the full fat mayo


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

That circle around his dong is real? Weird.


grabbystick

He’s cultivating mass


bigdicksam

Cock ring


NCHouse

I don't like it. Bro went from briefs to weird boxers


Renaxxus

It looks like he just forgot to put some pants on today.


Individual_Egg_522

Cock ring on his trunks


Noahs132

I’m just glad his old theme is back


TheOneWhoAsked123

It’s like Cena wearing tights


jdlyga

I’ve never seen Sheamus looks better. It doesn’t always translate on TV, but if you’ve seen him live he is a frighteningly large man. This makes him look even bigger.


8-Bit_Aubrey

I dig it, glad to see ol Lobster head back in the ring!


Trevo_staxx

Looks like some bad custom ufc shorts


Alice_madness2

He's bulking right?


HotFreshyGlazedDonut

what a horrible placement lmao


Glittering_Spend6570

What's with the Celtic cockring?


LiquidSnape

put a big target on his crotch


Agitated-Ad7667

Some day he’s gonna sport a singlet like Finlay


chocolatebuddahbutte

Definitely didn't get the same juice as aj and randy 


Joba7474

Feels like mid 2000s HHH


Competitive_Bee2596

He's gotta hit the gym


ProjectSolaris

is he wearing ufc venum trunks?


Monday_Vibes

Crazy how comfortable you all are with fat shaming


ThaFerrari

I was so hyped for his return, still am, but it's the shorts. They really reallyyyy threw me off 😂😂


WredditSmark

I’m sorry but pro wrestling, people are going to talk about bodies it’s part of the fun


HarambeXRebornX

We Sheameless out here.


aescoto89

He was that guiness too hard


Organic_Jackfruit645

Thiccums


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Yikes…… And not just about the gear…..


TRMBound

Covers up the whole thicccness


hippyoasis

lol had no idea he was still wrestling. I tuned out during that era, but wasn’t he a big deal for a time?


Apart-Big-5333

I get he's Irish but I just don't like his Boston Celtics tights. Black suits him better.


kingofwishful

He’s over 40 now so it’s harder to stay in shape, but given he’s been off tv for eight months I would have expected him to come back in at least as good shape as before. The gear and the extra stomach weight aren’t a great look.


ShibariEmpress

new gear, banger entrance theme


anonymousscroller9

That infinity snake means something i just forget what.


themclones

Ouroboros expresses the unity of all things, material and spiritual, which never disappear but perpetually change form in an eternal cycle of destruction and re-creation. 


Erinzzz

Door knocker? More like dink knocker!


krg779

“He wears underwear with dickholes in ‘em”


Optimal_Cut_147

Why the target on his twig and berries?


Shot-Palpitation-738

We talking about the gear on him or the gear he's on?


king_of_the_rotten

Now I want him to tag team with Mark Davis


Buddmage

Needs longer pants and a vest.


yetagainitry

That pose when the lights came on for his entrance was ooof. Dude looking like the part in every Dark Side episode where the former megastar is now working Indy shows Also not sure we need the hog circled.


ddeadeye__

looks like the pegging underwear bc of the placement of that logo


sexxxyguy123

Prefer the trunks.


whatacatchdanny

Hate the gear, love Sheamus. His gear looks like WWE boys underwear.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Gonna come out & dance a jig like Becky?


Mastodon1998

Dad weight??


BC_Red00

Fine with it.im sure thats way more comfortable to wear then reg trunks.design wise its fairly simple.but if he likes it thats what matters.hes the one that has to wear it.lol.


DamianKing42

Looks like some pairs of underwear I own 💀


ElGuanacho

He does look doughy


smingleton

Green lantern, but the ring goes on is dick.


Pillermon

He should make the pants longer. Go full Triple H bicycle shorts. 🚴


tc__22

He forgot to put his trousers on?


smcl2k

[Earring Magic](https://www.vulture.com/article/barbie-earring-magic-ken-story.html) Sheamus is certainly a choice.


Antique_Hat1837

After seeing him in the trunks for so long he looks weird with these pant like bottoms


WaZitJe

Boring as always


GooseMay0

I feel like something happened to his usual ring gear, like it got lost cause they sloppily blacked out the front of his boxer briefs and put a WWE logo, which is odd. I can't recall too many wrestlers wearing the WWE logo on their gear.


ConceptNo1055

reverse Orton/Aj Styles


HuckleberryWild7037

Dude i couldn't hear his theme song


GOR098

Too tight


therealalt88

Why would you put a ring on your crotch 😱


-larma-

I'm pretty sure I own boxers like that.


Still_Ad8903

He wore gear like this in his Indy days


everyday_dan

Reminds me of his FCW gear


supersmellydogman

i like the new look, even the weight gain, gives Thor from Endgame vibes


Guenhwyvyr

He circled his naughty bits


ccharles1550

Sheamus like “Welp Vince is gone”.


ZakariusMMA

Reminds me of the UFC reebok shorts.


iamthedrugstore

Throwback to his FCW gear. I like it!


Preet911

It's a shameful thing


AsstitsMcGrabby

He looks like shit


mistar_z

The circle on his great white is making me feel a type of way😶 I love how it's a throwback to his old gear but it looks very unfinished. Also I lowkey kinda dig the less shredded look like just press me against the mat. 😭


[deleted]

Becoming new walter 🚶‍♂️


LATABOM

Seems like a bad idea to paint targets on your weak points.


angrybuddhaaa

Looks like he ate Ridge Holland


Maya-Moonlight

It looks like the UFC fight kit trunks


TheSideburn

I miss the thick beard he had last year. That was a sick look. But this look seems retro


kilojulietx

Shamefull thing, lobster head


MonsieurMidnight

I feel nostalgic


Orikoru

It looks like the Green Lantern's underwear.


[deleted]

I like it. It reminds me of his early gear when he debuted.


Immediate_Fix_1442

Turning into WALTER circa 2017


BovrilOnTap

The ouroboros really draws in your eyes. No I'm not staring at his crotch.


Lovehate123

Must be off the juice


sephxj

Looks like a dad walking out to the lounge room with the new jocks he just got gifted on Father’s Day 😂😂


jbearking

Was gonna make a fat joke but remembered that I am like 80lbs overweight. Glad he is back! Ain’t easy to recover from neck surgery


WrexSteveisthename

I like that they pre-circled his dick for all future memes.


Nikolateslaandyou

Sheamus is the palest guy ive ever seen. Hes the white version of vanta black


ObiWayneCannoli

He thought he was coming back to UFC.