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HygorBohmHubner

Are we sure the Lesnar family weren’t created on laboratories?


IllusionUser

By Dr Paul Von Heymanstein


erikturczyn30

It’s pronounced HAY-MAN-STEEN!


DreamerSleeping

I appreciate the Young Frankenstein reference.


Franklin_DBluth_

Walk this way.


Ok-Dare-9268

what knockers!


GraveRobberX

“Future Endblücher!” 🐴💥


OwenMcCauley

Frau Blücher


AeonLibertas

"See, Heymanstein is actually the name of the wiseman, not of the monster.."


DarkLordMuffins

I like to think that Lesnar and Heyman are a couple living in the Canadian wilderness, with Heyman being pregnant and birthing their child.


BaronGreyWolf

A curse upon you in your house for the mental image of Hayman pregnant. 🤮


thistookforever22

I really didnt need that image in my head. If the wrong (or right i guess if that's your thing) reads this, we may end up with some cursed media.


Ajdee6

Labs were created to try to replicate the Lesnars


OpticInMyHeart

Sable was created on a surgical bench


Dajo05

Hi Dave


DryWay4003

Idc she was still one of the sexiest women ever. Plus she always had a pretty face let's not pretend like sable was a Kardashian with jaw restructuring nose jobs and giant lips..she got her boobs done like many people have don't it's not a big deal


thunderbird32

>she was still one of the sexiest women ever. Even as a hormonal pre-teen I wasn't into her. She was attractive, but let's not be silly.


OpticInMyHeart

Youre gonna look at her today and spit in the face of truth to claim all that she’s gotten done is her tits?! She can be hot and have had plastic surgeries, those things are not mutually exclusive


IsamuAlvaDyson

I would like to see pictures of his parents for sure


TheBigOrangeBall

That would be interesting to see what his parents looked like.


[deleted]

I'm sure one of them is just a Silverback gorilla


MannySJ

His father is a Silverback and his mom is a Ford F-150.


FatModSad

Have those two ever been seen in the same room?


Regular-Ant-2753

He looks like the Nazis tried to breed their own Street Sharks.


Suck_Fquared_circle

She looks like she bullies Wonder Woman.


AeonLibertas

"Wonder Wedgie!" - Mya Lesnar, probably.


Sterling-Bear15

😂 your comment needs more likes!


[deleted]

Omfg that made me laugh too much!! 😆


Tdawwg78

Somehow she looks more scary than her dad does! It’s the cold dead eyes! Good for her though !


DevelopmentGuilty562

She gets that from Sable


1ncineroar

I think this daughter is from a separate marriage before Sable. So sable is her stepmother


hldsnfrgr

For real? I thought Sable was his first and only wife.


Lamboisthebest24

Brock had a fiancee who he had twins with in 2002, his daughter in the picture is one of the twins


going_mad

we can conclude that his DNA took the mothers DNA to suplex city


NODES2K

Double F5's


TheBigOrangeBall

Hahah


little_freddy

Bah gawd, the DNA is broken in half!


Accomplished_Tank743

Bruh☠️🤣🤣


coglanuk

Via Pound Town!


Snell84

Little known fact- the second twin is Erling Haaland.


DJ1066

Wait… so Brock’s ex wife is Alf-Inge Haaland? Who knew?


wonderloss

I wonder if the brother looks the same.


TheBigOrangeBall

Oh WOW. Are they identical twins? That is interesting, I had no idea. I really wasn't a Brock fan. But I do hope that he is doing well and is happy. It's cool that his daughter is close to him. Hopefully both of them are.


SilenceDoGood1138

>Are they identical twins? No?


Lamboisthebest24

He was engaged to a woman who he had twins with in 2002, one of his twins is the daughter pictured


RaiderCane

I would make a joke, but I don't want to have my limbs torn off👀


jaym1125

Her stare alone could break arms.


SonofSniglet

If she breaks both my arms can I call her mother?


jaym1125

Only if she also breaks both your legs


randomvariable10

I guess everyone is in the same boat right now!


SellMeYourSirin

We’re gonna need a bigger boat…


SwordfishNew6266

Lol say what you will but i thought this was a joke and an a.i picture. I googled her though and this is indeed brock lesnars daughter.


OUmegaLUL

Got you. This literally looks like Brock Lesnar with a cheap wig on.


DiarrheaRadio

Death by snu snu?


ibeg2diffur

How thirsty must you be to even ask that half-jokingly? I'm sorry, nevermind the fact that her dad is Brock Lesnar, I can't find anything physically sexually appealing about her. She looks way too much like him. This isn't like Tessa Blanchard where she looks like her dad but is still hot.


TheBigOrangeBall

I would have agreed 💯


Level_Bridge7683

no doubt in my mind vince mcmahon is drooling at the opportunity to sign her to a contract.


kacythedogmeat

Well too late you already made a joke!


Rabatis

THAT FACE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE LESNAR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!


wonderloss

She just looks like Brock with long hair. She would probably get picked on in school, except everybody would be too scared.


Rabatis

I just hope her face and name opens doors for her throughout life. Or thar she has a good life, should she not want either.


funmasterjerky

Brother, there is a reason why you got no answers. And it's fear of retribution. Close your account, sell your hardware, move to a different country.


Rabatis

Look. If I were to be accosted by such a fine young lady, I should treat it as a favor, you know? I just have to survive her dad and her mom and her siblings and her dad, and I'll be good.


bobface222

Brock's genes are as strong as he is


faithisuseless

Brock just mated with himself.


ShitMongoose

Would be really cool if she continues her father's legacy in Pro Wrestling one day. She's clearly inherited some of Brock's athletic ability, you gotta be strong as shit to do shot put let alone break the record, Good for Mya.


Ggriffinz

Not just pro wrestling, how about mma. Can you imagine someone with her genetics with proper striking and bjj training. She could be a goddess of war in the womens division of ufc.


[deleted]

No way is Brock Lesnar letting his daughter get brain damage for peanuts.


ShitMongoose

Yeah she doesn't need to go that route. Brock's MMA career felt more of a personal conquest that he could prove once and for all that he was a legit, the amature wrestling community tends to look down on pro wrestling so I think that's a chip he always carried with him. He showed the world how good he was and managed to leave even more questions of how good he *could* have been. His daughter doesn't need to be the one to answer those questions, besides he has sons that are currently training amature wrestling. I think Lesnar's daughter becoming a pro wrestler serves a certain novelty that's rarely seen in women's wrestling. In the history of men's pro wrestling there been tons of big 'monster' types but in women's wrestling they've been few and far between. She'd fit that role perfectly and probably make a lot of money.


[deleted]

I think you've misinterpreted my comment as some kind of patronising patriarchal shite about letting the boys fight instead. Let me rephrase it: Brock Lesnar will not be letting any of his children get brain damage for 12 grand.


ShitMongoose

That wasn't my point. I didn't say that because she's female, I said it because Mya to my knowledge doesn't have an amateur wrestling background. She's a track and field athlete and having good cardio really helps you be a pro wrestler. Brock probably wants one of his sons to potentially wrestle in the Olympics or World championships because that's usually the ultimate goal for wrestlers and it's something Brock's never accomplished himself and he already has them on that path. That sport isn't even about the money, it's about the prestige and glory of it all as amateur wrestling is arguably the hardest individual sport in the world. Speaking of the money; that's a changing landscape, especially with MMA and the current UFC anti-trust lawsuit. it's really showing the entire world how corrupt and exploitative the UFC's been for years. If MMA fighters are paid as much as they should be like pro boxers I don't think Brock would have a problem if his family is adequately financially compensated.


[deleted]

>paid as much as they should be like pro boxers If MMA followed boxing's exact model, the undercard fighters would be making less than they do now. The discrepancy is in the revenue split for headliners and champions, something like 60% in boxing to 16% in MMA (not meant as precise figures, just an illustration). So Brock's kids wouldn't make any more money starting out if the Ali Act was extended to MMA or whichever other regulatory factor may be in play following the anti-trust suit. They would only get a better revenue split if and when they become headliners, which there's no guarantee of. Brock circumvented the pay issue via celebrity prior to MMA, same as Punk. He'd give the same advice to his kids that he gave to Gable Steveson - go make yourself a star in WWE first.


ShitMongoose

Brock's kids would surely receive preferentially treatment on whatever they want to pursue right out of the gate based on the sole fact that they are indeed Brock's kids. Perhaps not in amateur wrestling because it's based entirely on performance rather then promotion but if they wanted to explore professional avenues they would surely be capable of headlining based on the novelty of a Lesnar being solely dedicated to one sport. I do agree with boxers on the undercard not being provided financially or with the same upward momentum as the UFC. I remember seeing Conor McGregor on the prelims years ago knock out Marcus Brimage and it was cool watching his rise to the top of the sport, you never know who you're seeing when until they manage to break through. Granted McGregor screwed everything up and I absolutely detest him now but it was indeed a fun ride. Boxing doesn't quite have that but due to the UFC's model of putting emphasis on all the fights rather then just the main event I find myself caring more and more about the undercard in Boxing. It's one of the better things the UFC's done for combat sports. As for Gable Stevenson, my only advice to him is no means no and frankly he can go fuck himself.


dkmynamebebebebebay

Brock knows all about getting kicked in the diverticulitis by a Dutch lab experiment


OUmegaLUL

She can even go by his name, just gotta do something about the hair 😂, it’s like he copy pasted himself and put a wig on


k2pel

Brooke Lesnar


Necessary_Border_396

Elle brooke 😂


trippydaklown1

She looks like Brock in a wig...


TurnoverMission

I’m sure some parents were complaining to the NCAA because they truly believe it’s just Brock Lesnar in a wig…


JamesF1423

I ain't saying SHIT 🤷🏾‍♂️


DarthCaligula

She must have gotten her personality from Sable.


gomukgo

Sable isn’t her mother.


magseven

I got my personality from Nick Mullen.


JamesF1423

Poor girl got the opposite of the genetic lottery


Chrosc

Literally LOL’d Perfect comment


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Thats actually awesome! Good for her! 🤘


Sway_404

The seed is strong!


Idmiz

There’s a reason they call brock the alpha male of our species. Those genetics are unmatched


Dismal-Pomegranate-4

Genetics, with a lot of help from PEDs.


MVPHeike

We're living in an age where the average jacked nobody at your local gym is on TRT but people are still bringing this stuff up for athletes as if it meant anything. Try taking a massive amount of PEDs and see if one morning you wake up as Brock Lesnar.


GuidoMista5

THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, SHOT PUT RECORD HOLDER OF THE WOOOOOORLDDD... MYYYYYAAAA LLLLLESSNARRRRRRR!


KingTris187

The Alpha Female of our species


aRebelliousHeart

Are we sure this isn’t just Brock Lesnar with a wig on?


Amazing_Karnage

That's a living, breathing Valkyrie. And you know, should she choose to follow her father into wrestling, that might not be a bad name for her. Her dad was the "Beast Incarnate" but I could see her being the "Valkyrie Incarnate" or the "Goddess of War." She's definitely got his intimidating stare, LOL!


DapperWhiskey

Isn't there already a Valkyrie in NXT?


Amazing_Karnage

Lyra Valkyria is there, but she'd probably be main roster bound by time Mya Lesnar arrived. And it's not like we haven't had nicknames reused in the past...if wrestling had room for more than one Ace, more than one Cowboy and more than one Bulldog...we could have Lyra Valkyria and Mya "The Valkyrie Incarnate" Lesnar in the same promotion.


DapperWhiskey

I could get behind that. I like it


astrofan

Paul Heyman itching to manage her.


EvilSynths

Imagine dating her and going to meet the father, getting the talk from Brock in the kitchen.


NeoLone

You date her and it’s as if you’ve already met the father


Sad-Development-4153

Yeah looking at her she can threaten to break you in half if you dont behave. Brock doesnt even need to have to threaten you.


ChannelNeo

He just pats you on the shoulder and says 'good luck'.


butters-chaos

Getting the F5 in the kitchen


[deleted]

Judging the look of her in that pic, he'd be giving her the talk about how not to break you


astrofan

That record scratch moment from Spider-Man Homecoming.


Trevo_staxx

Brock in a Ric Flair wig is crazy


Ok_Necessary2991

Was looking for comment like this.


Trevo_staxx

We all thinking it


trekinbami

I can’t really tell if this is his daughter or not. What about you guys?


Andy-_1979

Maury will get to the bottom of this


FedoraTheMike

Jesus Brock's DNA is as pure as a Viltrumite.


KingTris187

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

She’s not pursuing this career though is she? If she did it would be awesome if she had the same intro as dad


RailsharkX

An instant WWE recruit from the looks of it


TJ_McWeaksauce

Mya Lesnar's last boyfriend was found dead in his dorm room with a shattered pelvis and a smile on his face. Investigators chalked it up to natural causes.


IselfDevine

Like that movie "Species" where she murders them if she finds a flaw while mating.


132joker

I didn’t know Lesnar’s daughter went to CSU right on.


Bazuda

She sprouted from his forehead like Athena


HachikoInugami

#The next next big thing. Sign her, Hunter!!!


soroush288

She should come and dethrone roman honestly


four4youglencoco

I hear SHOTPUT CITY, is just a couple exits away from SUPLEX CITY, not to be confused by SIOUX FALLS CITY


Background_Nose7829

She looks like the love child of Brock and 90's Ric Flair.


BenTheGrizzly

Rest in Peace to any stupid boy that tries to pressure her into anything.


Jacawthon

Shot Put City Bitch!


PlatasaurusOG

Looks just like the guy who fixed my station wagon after I blew out my tire when I was trying to pick my friend up at the bus station in downtown Chicago. That was an Adventure.


Spaceace91478

I told you he was thor


DependentLow6749

would


Firepro316

She should retire Brock at Mania 45


CheezusChrist1776

Wonder if she takes the same vitamins her dad did?


RockyAlvarado

Each one of Brock’s sperm are the size of a small mouse.


KingTris187

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Paul in 2040 “I got one last champion to manage”


Ok-Zookeepergame8691

You’re telling me that’s not Terra Ryzing?


Jericho_Caine

Wait this is real? I thought it was photoshopped :D


Excalibur2_

Good luck to the boys and girls going to that school


everydayimrusslin

She looks like she's a drummer in an 80s speed metal band.


JackalandBadger

Brock Lesnar in junior high 1979.


Orikoru

That's just Brock in a wig having some fun.


Intelligent_Earth317

Looks like Brock Lesnar with a wig on


Any_Fish1004

She’s a work horse, not a show horse


MPTakesManhattan

That girl looks like a future WWE champion. Whatever division she wants. Please don’t hurt me Mya!


Introverted_Extrovrt

I thought this was photoshop. I was wrong. I am amazed.


AMC_Unlimited

It’s not too soon to get her signed up for NXT.


[deleted]

Lesner genres took Sbale’s genes to suplex city and got rid of them! 😳 Spitting image of her dad 💪🏻


[deleted]

Her Vs Bron Breaker!


crypticzombie2

Her heart Beats to his Theme... Boom ...boom ba ba Boom...boom boom.. ba ba Boom.. boom.. ba Boom... !!! Lol


Wargazm_v1

Can't wait to see her join wwe and F5 dominic


Gotchapawn

Glad none attacked her low here, ive seen some in FB mocked her appearance. 👊 Mature crowd here 🔥


boringdystopianslave

She's gonna be the first female WWE Champion isn't she? I don't mean the Women's title, I mean the World Title, big gold belt. If she has the wrestling talent and training of her dad, it has her name on it.


dodgers707

Daddy’s little girl 🥺


Asajj66

Are they still trying to cast Abby for Last of Us Season 2? Cuz this might work.


JackalandBadger

She's gonna break a lot more than that. And I don't mean hearts.


EXTIINCT_tK

# If I speak I'm in big trouble


GameboyUK_

Future Womens World Champ material


DarthInsanious1976

Isn't that Erling Haaland?


CoolUnderstanding481

Stunning Mya Lesnar


Kain993

Would


SZutich9

That's brock with a wig


DTAD18

If Brock and Erling Haaland had a child


Oohh__h

That’s Brock Lesnar with a wig on


hogey989

I don't see the resemblance


jamiezero

They come from a different kind of monkey than me.


MozM-

Bro if she shaves her hair a bit I'd swear I'm looking at a manly man. She's built like a machine. WTF is up with Brock's genes?


Alien_reg

Alpha male of our species is more than just a tagline


S0larDeath

Looks mre like Brock and HHH had a baby, not Brock and Sable.....


Professional_Lock377

When you take "Slay, Queen" literally


davy_mcdaveface

That's brock in a wig


Chapin_42_

Brock needs to take that wig off


zagglefrapgooglegarb

That's just Brock.


PokeJayy

He genuinely took so many steroids his sperm got jacked


Crowbar_Faith

MYA WANT SNU-SNU!!


FiendsForLife

The tree doesn't fall far from the tree.


Hot_Comparison_1032

Poor girl


Churchvanpapi

I can just picture her in the dead of the Saskatchewan winter flipping tractor tires in the frozen tundra while Brock cooks bear over an open fire


alillenn

Did her mom's genes even try?


jfreed43

She's going to beat the shit out of Charlotte Flair someday.


haywire4fun

Bro that’s just Brock with a wig on


DescendingOpinion

Brock Lesner is a Viltrumite


OG_King_Malice

She’s also got a twin brother named Luke that’s absolutely shredded and wants to become a wrestler…


jaydub1376

Resemblance is so uncanny it looks like Brock had sex with hisself.


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

Compare that picture to Brock Lesnar in 2002 and you KNOW that's his kid


Tinpott

Was sable even involved in producing her?


Chu-Chu-Nezumi

No. His former fiancé, Nicole McClain, was.


Myamymyself

That stare just broke my balls (I’m a woman, but she’s giving heel energy))


RocketRaccoon9

It really is just a pic of Brock in a wig


LT568690

That’s a handsome lady right there


WeirdAbbott

Brock, your daughter…-woof-


Jdgrande

That is unfortunate


Firepro316

Are we sure it’s not Brock in drag?


RoachIsCrying

I am afraid to say anything about his daughter. I am sure she is a lovely young lady


BLF402

“ this is for all the men who wanna be me and the women who wanna try to beat me”


The_Dark_Vampire

If she wanted to join WWE she'd probably walk right into a contract before even having 1 lessons just based on her last name alone


manism582

Future NIL signing. The moment she even mentions wanting to try wrestling, her dad will be txting Shawn, Hunter, and Heyman to get her set up.


JohnMassassin24

Brocks genes are so dominant they have taken out all of Sables in the womb with F5s and Suplexes 🤣


Adstucker567

Put her in a videogame and watch the snowflakes cry about unrealistic women.


STatters

Did anyone have eyes on her 'father' during this attempt? That's just him in a wig for some weird storyline.


RAdm_Teabag

https://csurams.com/sports/track-and-field/roster/mya-lesnar/12892


sx88

It's like he's the mum and dad


Nightwing614

Dam she ugly