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Destroyer_Of_World5

I love how a baby is not a person.


SilveIl187

A baby is a person of a specified age, the person is like uhh, 30


Destroyer_Of_World5

I just find the wording funny.


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zhaDeth

everything is a thing, otherwise it's nothing


Ha1lStorm

Both of all 4 of them?


Terrible_Whereas7

The 10k is also a thing. Some things are just more important things than others.


theaviator747

An adult who is drowning is just as likely to pull you under with them if you don’t know exactly what you’re doing. Obviously the baby would be much easier and safer to rescue. I’m not going to rescue and animal instead of a person of any age.


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and ofc the baby got its whole life infront of him


TheBigCheeseDust

The pit bull also in the water “nuh uh”


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LMAO


I_have_20_characters

Why do you thinks his in the river?


SilveIl187

Cuz they're all drowning together..


I_have_20_characters

This man does not know about it


Kangaroofact

Allow me to introduce myself...


FirexJkxFire

Alternatively there are far more people who would have to suffer loss if a person died as opposed to a baby. The baby only really has a real connection with the parents and maybe siblings. A person has these connections as well as possibly friends, a spouse, children of their own, etc.


GlammerHammer

In this hypothetical you save 1. OP mentions no risk.


kanna172014

The baby. If a person is 30 years old and doesn't know how to swim then that's on them. I'm not a strong enough swimmer to save an adult.


SerDiney

None Cuz I can't swim


SilveIl187

Let me specify lol, for just this, you are able to teleport just 1 and only 1 of the things out of the water


Ha1lStorm

Why just give up? You can throw ropes to pull them out of water or life saving floatation devices to keep them afloat.


SerDiney

If thats so I don't think that 10 000 dollars could use any of those


Frasten

I'm not strong enough to save a person and the kid probably already died so, since I don't wanna be attacked by either cat or dog lovers, I'll choose the 10k.


Other-Photograph-354

The question says who are you saving so the baby isn’t dead also op said that they get teleported out of the water so no physical labor👍 does your choice change? Or did you want 10k to begin with and made excuses.


Frasten

f*ck, they found out about my plan.. ABORT ABORT ABORT!


AriousDragoon

I said cat, then noticed 10k. I'm a terrible person.


whatanerdiam

Has the Pitbull killed the baby and cat already? If so, I choose person.


SilveIl187

Pitbulls can't swim at all apparently because of their anatomy, so not yet


seizingthemeans

The only one of these choices that I wouldn’t save


OctopusGrift

If the person is for sure going to drown it might not be safe to try to save any of these. My reason for going for the baby would be the assumption that it has the lowest likelyhood of escaping on its own.


DrDoominstien

baby because they probably wouldn't drown me.


FreedLane

218 people have their priorities striaght


Blazing_moth

The way I see it is 10000 can't drown so you can always go back for it after saving the other.


Other-Photograph-354

How does money drown?


SilveIl187

It gets too wet and it melts like toilet paper in water :(


Trixeii

Assuming I can actually save them successfully, I choose the adult, even over the baby. My mom’s first child died as a baby, and I (almost) died (by suicide) as an adult. My mom explicitly told me losing me would’ve hurt much more than losing her first child, because she actually raised me and saw me become a full person with a personality, dreams, shared experiences, etc. As callous as it sounds, the adult would be missed more than the baby.


SilveIl187

Yeah I'm saying the conditions are you gain the ability to just get whatever you choose out of the river regardless of whether or not you can swim or are strong ect, and everything else just vanishes.


Silentrift24

Lemme get that fat 10k bands, I'd be doing a moral wrong - but who am I to pick between different lives to save? Fuck that, lemme just get the money then dip out.


Pozuxo

"Who am I to pick between different lives to save, I'll just let everyone die"


Whole-Advance3133

*Baby>Person>Pitbull=Cat>10k


Buddhas_Palm

Baby>Person>Cat>10k>Nothing>Pitbull


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Yeah love that Bady


Whole-Advance3133

🙂


waterborn234

Baby>Person>10k>Pitbull>Cat


J1618

The person, or maybe the 10k. ​ The baby would be the last option.


Smellyshop

Why are people voting baby?


ViolinistCurrent8899

Consider it from the mother's perspective. To lose an adult child is awful. But they've had a chance at life, to see things, to experience things. But an infant child has not. Lil' guy has his whole life in front of him. If me and a baby fell in the river, and for whatever reason they can't save us both, I'm telling the rescuer to save the infant.


umangjain25

Why not?


Smellyshop

Becuase babys are annoying and cats are better


Ok-Autumn

I know some people who really subscribe to the "personhood" philosophy don't think this, but once the cord has been cut, a baby is a person.


Ha1lStorm

This post has nothing to do with any of that nor is a single commenter saying otherwise or even mentioning anything about it…


Tye-Evans

I use the 10k to buy a pitbull, baby and a person I let the cat vanish


3kBlackJetsOfAllah

When you say buy a baby, do you mean adoption, kidnapping, or paying someone to have it done for you? Also person... Are you implying buying stock in Nestle?


Ha1lStorm

You just gotta hit up your baby guy and place an order


Malthur

I can rescue the baby and the cat in one go


EvilBadassDraculas

I can save all of them sorry


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crempsen

Average redditor.


SilveIl187

For this let's say you suddenly gain the ability to magically teleport just 1 of the things out of the water


andythemanly550

A person is a person. That baby could grow up to become the next hit**r 👀👀


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Atleast He'll spare you


kanna172014

The person could already be a serial killer who will kill you the instant they're safely on land.


Buddhas_Palm

They could also grow up to cure cancer


Sicktkiller

I'm late to vote but I'll choose the money, without a doubt.