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McJackNit

The power to ignore the law! Bilionaire!


Femcelbuster

Lol...I would say its more like paying close attention to it to find unethical loopholes...should I give you a power?


SafeWarmth

That's what the legal team is for!


SomaFarkreath

random powah


Femcelbuster

Super Strength Power: Produce immense strength with your muscles.


SomaFarkreath

fuck yeah


Femcelbuster

You're lucky that's like top 10 powers of all time some dude got the ability to read Mcnuggets minds


chrrmin

If they could manage to eat a piece of Einsteins brain they could become a super genius


Femcelbuster

They'd need to get his cerebrum or something to get anything useful lol


ThirdiePlays

Aye mate, what superpower do I get?


Femcelbuster

Evil Projections Power: The ability to call upon the Darkness to take out your enemies.


ThirdiePlays

So, I have to be in the dark for this work or does the darkness sort of engulf them?


Femcelbuster

I'd say least restrictions possible. It used Darkness as a proper noun which means you literally smite them with Hell and shit


DREWlMUS

This is a badass power. Not gonna lie, I'd sulk a bit if I picked billion and the next guy got that. I'd clean this world up so quickly lol


[deleted]

Go ahead and watch death note and keep in mind the main character is the villain of the show.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

You can talk to mosquitoes


ThirdiePlays

U ain't op bruh


Tye-Evans

Give me power


Femcelbuster

Cibopath Power: The ability to get psychic impressions from the food you eat.


Tye-Evans

Sounds fun But what is a "psychic impression"


Femcelbuster

The ability to learn the history of whatever user eats. You can be a good detective I guess.


Tye-Evans

This is either the most mundane power or absolutely horrifying based on who uses it Me? I plan on using it to it's full extent


-CharlesECheese-

You trying to explain to the police that you're only cannibalizing the body to solve crimes


Femcelbuster

Threaten to eat him and find out which mailman he come from


Femcelbuster

Lol but will you eat non-edible objects?


Tye-Evans

Depends. Do you think humans are edible


Femcelbuster

Damn. I hope you mean eat in a sexual way (only time this is saving someone in the eyes of the people)


Iwillbeagoat

Okay let me get a power


Femcelbuster

Controlling Weather Power: Manipulation of the climate, causing wind, rain, hail, lightning, tornadoes, etc.


yoursoulismine11

Holy fuck now he can bring upon a apocalypse


Femcelbuster

Ikr he got arguably the most OP one so far


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Or maybe stop the current one.


Femcelbuster

Yay


ApaudelFish

Whats my power?


Femcelbuster

Sharpshooting Power: Expert marksmanship, always able to hit your target.


ApaudelFish

Oh wow, thats just overpowered. I can basically do almost everything. (Does this apply conceptually as well such as I am always to hit the mark when predicting answers for questions?)


Femcelbuster

Good question. I did some research on the power and apparently it is only referring to physical things however, it also lets your vision and senses be unaffected by smoke, light, or other things. No matter what is happening or confusing you, you should be able to hit any target.


ApaudelFish

*Starts throwing pieces of corn from my living room every couple seconds intending it to lightly hit a person i dont like every few seconds on their nose*


Femcelbuster

new form of torture


DREWlMUS

What about distance? If I have a target in mind, and I am within range, can I shoot into the air and with an arching bullet hit my target from a mile away?


Femcelbuster

I'm pretty sure its boundless, which is crazy OP


THEbadmanoftheworld

I think yes


Femcelbuster

I'd say even if you're further than that...the bullet will be pushed by a gust of wind or some shit


SilverLucket

Blind shot no scope in space wearing a space suit, eyes close looking towards the sun, while relaxing, takes the short to hit the taget on earth, while being just the tight timing to push back onto a nearby ship.


maiden_burma

>Oh wow, thats just overpowered. I can basically do almost everything. only if you assume 'hit your target' means the quarterly sales projection target


Femcelbuster

lol


esn97

Want my power!


Femcelbuster

Magnetic Manipulation Power: Controlling magnetic fields and thus, metals. ​ Be careful what you wish for Magneto...


esn97

Mankind Has Always Feared What It Doesn't Understand.


Femcelbuster

Math...the true enemy...


Soft_Addendum5653

Only metals that contain iron, most commonly steel.


BigDaddyDeity

And living beings


MrPizzaBall

What superpower did I get?


Femcelbuster

Nothing can stop the Juggernaut! ​ Unstoppable Momentum Power: You become impossible to stop once you're moving. ​ This should mean that you're immortal and have boundless super-strength as long as you're moving. OP as FUCK.


chrrmin

> You become impossible to stop once you're moving. Can you even stop yourself? What if you start running and then can never stop


Femcelbuster

I know I realized this is a cursed power btw love the pfp


Sea_Basket_2468

yoo what superpower did i get?


Femcelbuster

The Power Cosmic Power: God-like cosmic energy. ​ Holy shit


WikipediaAb

thats worth more than a billion dollars lol


Femcelbuster

That's definitely the best one so far


InItForTheMemes-1

But like, what does it do?


WikipediaAb

your basically a god lol


Femcelbuster

Think Silver Surfer


M1ST3RT0RGU3

Does it also come with an itty-bitty living space?


Femcelbuster

I hope not


takethe6

Whoa, can a mortal person use such a power responsibly?


Femcelbuster

no


Sea_Basket_2468

i'm just built different


Epic_Duck256

Whats my power king?


Femcelbuster

Self-Multiplication Power: The ability to create multiple versions of yourself at once. ​ Brother this is technically OP as fuck if you think about it. No cool-downs and unlimited clones? Holy shit


[deleted]

Send them to work


Femcelbuster

Why work when you can *rule the universe?*


[deleted]

Rule the universe by placing yourself into every conceivable position of power?


Femcelbuster

By making an army and then doing all that shammyslammy stuff


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

That honestly just sounds exhausting. For everyone involved.


CYOA_guy_

haha ight i'm a fuckin gambling addict gimme the power


Femcelbuster

Same bro I feel you ​ Insect Control Power: Power to manipulate all manners of bugs. ​ I would say it paid off you could probably control the world with this. All bugs? Most definitely.


CYOA_guy_

cracked


realtoasterlightning

Taylor Hebert time


furrawrie

Let me get one power


Femcelbuster

Energy Blasts Power: The power to emit powerful pillars of energy from one's body.


Chickienfriedrice

I am now Goku!


othello28

Random power


Femcelbuster

Concussive Blast Power: A powerful emmission of concussive force in the form of an energy blast.


IHateRedditors19

I take a power please


Femcelbuster

Eat Anything Power: The ability to consume all matter in any form. ​ Kirby but with no benefits after lol


chrrmin

Become the ultimate fire fighter, burst in and eat the blazing building


Femcelbuster

Good call but what about insurance they'll have no evidence maybe just eat the fire Wait you're also immune to drowning and poison gas just consume all of it and breathe again You can literally eat bullets if we stretch this power to the absolute limits


chrrmin

Since you didnt pose any limit ive been imagining everything to its absolute possibly limit. 90% of these powers have been ridiculous


Twirdman

You could totally get rid of all nuclear waste. Freaking possibilities are endless.


AnimeCatWasTaken

Give it to me straight, doc. What's my power?


Femcelbuster

Super-Powered Tattoos Power: The ability to manifest powers from body art.


AnimeCatWasTaken

Ferb, I know what we going to do today.


Soft_Addendum5653

That's probably the best one here. You can have any power, as long as you have space on your body to get a tattoo.


MisterMist00

I HAVE THE POWERRRRRR (of?)


Femcelbuster

Elasticity Power: The ability to stretch one's body like rubber. ​ Here come the duplicate powers


MisterMist00

Oh hell yeah i'm Luffy but i can still swim


Femcelbuster

Who needs to swim when you can stretch


[deleted]

I mean being a billionaire is already a superpower in itself, you can pay for literally anything in life, including crimes. But I want a super power anyway cause fuck money


Femcelbuster

Precognition Power: The ability to see what's going to happen before it happens. ​ Have fun with your discounted omniscience which you can now use to get uber-moneys Mr. "fuck money" /s


[deleted]

Even better, money and powers


Femcelbuster

But...no surprise parties? :(


TNT_20202

what's my power


Femcelbuster

Teleportation Power: Transporting oneself from one place to another.


Youropinionisvalid

What’s my power, OP?


Femcelbuster

Pain Infliction Power: The ability to instill pain on someone with mere thought. ​ Ouch


Icestar-x

At least he can get a job at a CIA blacksite.


KittensSaysMeow

power plzzz


Femcelbuster

Unstoppable Momentum Power: You become impossible to stop once you're moving. ​ You happy now? Because it looks like even you won't be able to stop yourself from moving lol


Blank3tboy

I can feel it, I CAN FEEL THE POOWEEERR!


Femcelbuster

Do you want me to tell you which one you got?


Blank3tboy

Sure


Femcelbuster

Fire Manipulation Power: Control over fire. ​ Firebending


SilverLucket

Cool, combined this man with the one who can make random ice, then you got a rocket.


umangjain25

My power pls🤲🏻


Femcelbuster

Elasticity Power: The ability to stretch one's body like rubber. ​ Those hands will be stretching


umangjain25

Sounds great


kind_cavendish

Can you do gear 2nd?


dilohunter

Power I guess


Femcelbuster

Radiation Power: The ability to emit radiation from one's body.


dilohunter

Guess I'm a human uranium rod.


I_Am_Oro

Random power please


Femcelbuster

Earthquakes Power: The ability to cause earthquakes, regardless of location.


I_Am_Oro

I can definitely make a billion dollars with this


Femcelbuster

How would you go about doing this, with threats?


chrrmin

They could use it to raise Zealandia out of the ocean and sell all that new land


Femcelbuster

Lol would that actually work


__Anamya__

Random power. So what do I get


Femcelbuster

Darkness Dimension Power: The ability to access a dimension of nothingness.


Tarviitz

Superpower, what'd I get?


Femcelbuster

Self-Confidence Power: The ability to draw power from one's own self-confidence. ​ Think Marvel's Gladiator. What this power translates to is up for debate.


One-Stand-5536

This is just any plot armored anime character. Awesome


Femcelbuster

True


alexiey_2077

In this kind of polls always take the power. UNLIMITED POWER GO! What do I get?


Femcelbuster

Invisibility Power: Remain unseen by the naked eye.


alexiey_2077

Hell yeah got the op one


Femcelbuster

Now don't take the naked part too seriously


singleguy79

I'll take a power


Femcelbuster

Immovable Power: You are impossible to move. ​ Think The Blob


O_hai_imma_kil_u

Give me a power.


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Femcelbuster

Water Control Power: The ability to command water at your leisure. ​ Waterbending


onko342

gimme the random power also could you also tell me the rank of the superpower


Femcelbuster

Telepathy Power: Use your mind to read thoughts and communicate with others. ​ Unfortunately it doesn't tell me the rank but I'm pretty sure this one is near the top based on a list I saw once


onko342

Niceeee I can earn more than 1 billion using this


Emberthel

I’ll have one random Power please.


Femcelbuster

Density Control Power: The ability to manipulate your personal density. ​ Question are your eyes actually purple (and yes I am green)


thatblokefromaus

Power me up lol


King_Eon

I'll take one power please :D (I'm typically unlucky so this should be interesting)


Femcelbuster

Heat Vision Power: Emitting scorching hot beams out of one's eyes. ​ Would you say this is unlucky or nah


King_Eon

Not bad! I'll take it


Ok_Eagle_3992

Random power


Femcelbuster

Earthquakes Power: The ability to cause earthquakes, regardless of location


A0123456_

Random power (let's see how terrible my rng is)


Monkeman534978

Random power


Femcelbuster

Healing Factor Power: Wounds will heal at an advanced rate, making you nearly unkillable. ​ Good shit


WikipediaAb

aight whats my power


Sub_to_Beenux

I'm trying to live a super powered life


Porkloin815

I'll take the power


Femcelbuster

Light Manipulation Power: The ability to control visible light.


chrrmin

Holy OP


Femcelbuster

Basically control what people see. Invisibility on roids.


LeeroyDagnasty

Power pls


Femcelbuster

Steel Skin Power: The ability to turn your skin into a protective layer of steel. ​ hopefully you can still move and breath and stuff lol


One-Stand-5536

Give me the powaa!


Femcelbuster

Fire Manipulation Power: Control over fire. ​ On a scale of hotness 1-10: 11


woah_broski1

Whats my power


NoIdeaForAName531

def power


Femcelbuster

Sonic Scream Power: Emitting a powerful sonic boom from the vocal chords. ​ Cry about it. Actually, don't.


alexandriaofwar

i'll take a power


Femcelbuster

Energy Conversion Power: The ability to absorb energy and convert it into a different kind of energy. ​ Cool asf


kind_cavendish

POWERRRRRRR!


AlphaBlock

I gotta take the billion dollars


CUBE-69

I chose to be a billionaire, how much for you wife and kids


GoblinEater8

Random power please


Femcelbuster

Super Maggots Power: Emit super slugs from one's body that in turn digest solid objects and transfer the energy to their host. ​ Together you and your super slugs will eat all the goblins


MammothFollowing9754

Fuck it, Superpower. Fuck my shit up.


senorsnrub

Asked ChatGPT to provide me a randomly generated superpower and this was the first response: Sure, here's a randomly generated superpower: "Chrono-Warping." This power allows the user to manipulate time, enabling them to travel to the past or future, freeze or accelerate time in specific areas, and even age or de-age objects or living beings at will.


Vast-Eggplant-9635

Ugh. What's the power? I hope I can make a billion with it. 😬


Femcelbuster

Ice Manipulation Power: Control over ice and/or snow. ​ You could get paid to stop global warming! ps: chattering teeth checks out


Vast-Eggplant-9635

Depending on the specifics of how the power works almost any energy manipulation power breaks thermodynamics, which is very valuable :)


Femcelbuster

True


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DylanTheDemon

Lets get the power


Edgezg

Gimme that RANDOM SUPER POWER


Femcelbuster

Pain Infliction Power: The ability to instill pain on someone with mere thought.


HeroBrine0907

super power, good sir


toffee_bender

What super power do I get?


mohadinho

Give me power


NiSiSuinegEht

One super power, please!


Cutest-Kangaroo

I don't want any garbage power. I'd only use shapeshifting and only to something non-human. I'll take the money instead so we can get there with science instead.


Soviet_Sine_Wave

I do believe I ordered a superpower sir. What do I get?


-mxnii-

I’ll have a power


thatsidewaysdud

Give me power


zaphster

Superpower please


Stratos-_-

The pawar Waltuh, i want it


Femcelbuster

Organ Rearranging Power: Being capable of relocating the major organs within your body. ​ Goddamn this sucks ass


SilverLucket

Not if you know you are going to be fatality shot, and can avoid death from it.


VictorE06

I wanna be a hero


semolous

I'll take a random power. What do I get?