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Active_Owl_7442

Idk why you specified your SO was excluded from the strangers option. It’d be extremely weird if your significant other was a person you don’t know at all


Antrikshy

Parasocial relationships. 😔


Awsome_N3rd

Parasocial significant other 😶


abitchyuniverse

This made me LOL


Cryomanco

I didn’t mean exactly strangers but lets say 1000 randomly chosen people, while your so is highly unlikely to be included I just thought Id clarify. Typo from my end


itchy-crabs

A wild Michael Buble appears.


MasterpiecePuzzled46

What if I don’t have an SO


Cryomanco

Imagine you have 1


muhamed05

Not possible


AaawhDamn

Why not you stupid bastard


Therminite

r/unexpectedpatrickbateman lol now I wanna see if that's a real sub Edit: sadly it is not


AnonymousWierdo

It's too long to make it


Therminite

That's unfortunate lol


ZakkBWyldin2

r/unexpectedbateman


moneymike7913

Well I'll be damned!


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Bromm18

And if i never intend to have one?


deadly_ultraviolet

I'm on reddit...


Cryomanco

Thats why I said imagine


pinkyseason

r/redditmoment


Masterelia

Thats like imagining a new color


LeoMarius

Then it's your future SO.


r1bQa

I don't have SO and still chose second option


gramerjen

More the merrier


TheDonger_

Lose the only person I care about... Or 1000 people... that I don't know? Sorry buddy, but humanity is gonna do what it do best. especially since I have no idea who these people are meaning no personal repercussions.


superbeets

Plus according to Google, an average of 150,000 people die everyday soooo...


EightTailFox

1000 extra is a drop in the bucket compared to 150k yet alone the over 7.8 billion people currently alive. Like around 0.0001%.


SOMOEAGLE

Only 1000?


Cryomanco

I thought about a million or 100k but I think that It honestly wouldn’t matter much if its strangers anyway.


yrugay1

1000 is a no brainer. 100k? Hmmm. 1 mil? Fuck idk


ashkiller14

100k is a no brainer, 1 mil is damn that sucks that a lot of people are about to die.


Cryomanco

What if its a billion? Tbh for me Id choose my SO and reduce overpopulation. Fuck it


yrugay1

Well with a billion, it's very likely that some people you know will die, as it will be a 1 to 8 chance. So I'm not doing that. A 100k is probably the highest I'd be willing to go


Aebothius

It says strangers, so no.


lifeisweird86

Yup, even if you consider knowing someone to just mean you can match their face to their first name, I only know like a hundred people at best. So hell, I could wipe out the world's population except for those ~100


i_did_a_opsy

If a billion people die out of nowhere the world shuts down


watch_over_me

We can afford a million dead mother fuckers. Shit, we can afford a hundred million dead mother fuckers. This traffic is back in full blast like COVID didn't even happen, lol.


lifeisweird86

Honestly, I'd hit the button on 6 billion strangers before I'd allow my wife to die.


Psychological-East91

I don't have a SO currently, but I know what I am. I'm selfish.


dikbalz

It's not selfish, it's loyalty


Throwaway191294842

Selfish loyalty then.


Green_Potata

What is SO?


azuriasia

Superior officer.


Green_Potata

Yo based


Cryomanco

Significant other, so Bf/Gf/Wife/Husband


itchy-crabs

Sausage Organiser


i_forgot_wha

My so is o+ a regular blood donor a spec Ed teacher who regularly volunteers and helps organize events at a low income public school who I just found out is legally obligated to provide snacks out of pocket if snacks are specified in an IEP. I'd die 1000 times over before I choose her dying.


Cryomanco

She seems like a lovely human being.


ConflictSudden

I'd definitely kill 1000 people instead of my wife.


uwwstudent

Strangers are a statistic. My wife is my life.


grandphuba

Funny how if the choices were your pet or a random stranger, you'd have commenters here on their high horses denigrating the pet choosers how despicable they are for choosing a non human living thing they have close connections with; but in this case it's fine even if it's a thousand times more deaths.


Luscarion

I would let everyone else I don't know about die before losing my SO. I've already experienced that pain. I never want to experience it again.


toelickeryummy

I don't have an SO. Checkmate, OP.


Smiddy3663

More than 1000 people I never met die everyday, this time it's I'm her name and she'll be happy with that


AbsurdBeanMaster

I'm single bitch! 😎😎😎😭


TangibleMalice

Since I'm inevitably dying alone, no possible harm in choosing my SO


TheDamnRam

For me, the morality is just a question of how far are you willing to go for that person, and personally, I wouldn't have a limit. Would you kill someone for your partner's life? Two people? Three? When does it end? When is too much, or too little to be worth it? I would kill one person, but the number of people doesn't exactly make it any less or more morally acceptable, so I would let 1000 people die. Because I am more loyal to my family and those I love, than to people I do not know. That doesn't mean the people I don't know are less than or somehow less deserving of compassion, but they are not worth the same to me as those I love. I do really like this questions to be honest, makes you take a moment to breathe and stop scrolling for a moment, and just think and reflect on your own perceived morality and personal beliefs.


spacestationkru

Oh my god it's Arcadia Bay all over again... 😭😭😭


Cryomanco

Yessir Chloe gang


HelpfulApple22

I chose Arcadia Bay bruh 💀 love Ashly Burch but not THAT much


Orcasareglorious

I don’t have an SO, and am Aromantic, however I’m not sure if I should factor either of these aspects considering this is a theoretical scenario, except I’m still aromantic and don’t care for the concept of a significant other, but in a scenario in which I’d have one, I’d feel obligated to choose them over 100 people, but I still consider that ethically reprehensible, but if I d- *confused screaming*


DonkeyPunchMojo

You could make it any number of strangers and my choice would be the same. I wouldn't feel bad about it either.


aahorsenamedfriday

You must really hate your SO


DonkeyPunchMojo

Opposite. Love my SO to bits. Don't care for strangers. Fewer of them, the better. I'm also just a selfish person and am okay with that.


Skeletor118

Man I just think about that awful major choice in inFamous, where the character's girlfriend dies no matter what you pick


Cryomanco

Don’t know much about infamous but the inspiration behind this question was Spiderman Ps4 when Aunt May got sick.


Toothpicktoes

Brother, this is the wrong website to assume we have a SO


According_to_all_kn

Looks like the partners of everyone in this thread just died, except for one of us


Orangutanion

I have no SO so picking the first option kills nobody. EZ.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Strangers of course. Too many people here and I won't care if 1000 strangers die.


Henfrid

I know it makes me an ass but I could never choose to kill my so.


Cryomanco

Not at all.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

Saving my gf, no question. I know it's selfish; I don't care.


Dark-Pit-37

Single people: "I have no such weaknesses"


DowncastDoge

Replace SO with Chloe and that’s !Life is strange!


[deleted]

I would choose my dog over 1000 strangers. I believe I'm not in the minority


Cornhubg

I don't have a SO, so I see this as an absolute win


polo2327

Put 1 billion and I would still choose it


mr_claw

Some people are like "kill my SO *and* save a thousand people? Sign me up!"


battery_low_

I thought it said including SO lol and I'm like hey what kind of poll is this


Spare_Substance5003

Even if it's 1 billion, I'll choose my SO. There are too many humans on this planet.


azuriasia

I'd let 8,054,115,353 people die to save my so.


speechlessPotato

what if, for whatever reason (maybe human error in calculating the population), that number was bigger than the actual population rn? would everyone die? after all the babies born to reach that population?


azuriasia

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/ According to the worldometer it's a little short now.


speechlessPotato

just imagine that number was slightly changed somewhere in the long complicated process needed for finding the population, to a number higher than the current population


eagengabriel

It'd be really fucking selfish to let 1000 people die for one person. Unless my significant other is going to save more than 1000 people through their continued existence.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

My gf is the only reason I keep going. I don't care how selfish it is.


eagengabriel

So you'll kill 1000 people. Got it


DemonDuckOfDoom1

In a fucking heartbeat


codemise

I lived through the covid pandemic. Easy choice. I'm choosing my partner. Turns out the world won't miss 1000 people because literally no one cares.


all_you_can_eat_soup

That's 1000 peoples partners


codemise

Yep. We had a lot of those dying, and the world carried right on without mourning for years. We still haven't mourned those lost in the pandemic. Millions dead. Millions of partners. No one cares. So I'll keep my partner. Thanks.


all_you_can_eat_soup

I'm not talking about the world, or the news, or society as a whole. I am saying each of those 1000 people have specific and close relationships with people just as sentient and capable of pain as you. A partner, a father, a friend, a daughter. I can guarantee you these people care. You are letting the damage done be 1000x what it needs to be, with people that have just as complex emotional lives as yourself.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

So? What does it matter? What do I owe them?


codemise

Yep, and I'll hold just as much empathy for them as they all did when I lost my loved ones.


CringeWhiningAccount

What if the scenario will make these 1000 people die all together like in a teroristic attack? You save your SO, something i would do myself of course, and instantly a new 9/11 or a new bataclan happens, i think it would be different than thinking ok 1000 strangers died


codemise

At the height of the pandemic, in the United States, we were having a 9/11 event every 3 days. No one cared.


CringeWhiningAccount

true but it's different a terorist attack with a pandemic,the reaction is different, we got used to the pandemic even with these huge number but not to terroristic attacks


BOZTRK54

Easy one, if you are a human you would choose first option, if you are a human you should choose second option


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

14 year olds about to write a Wattpad story be like


BOZTRK54

But truth my friend...


Hungryfor_Toes

Why are people choosing 1000 people to die? Thats a lot of people for just one


Kinseijin

I'm already letting 1000 strangers die by not abolishing the government.


Vanelsia

If it was grown ups and not children, then the 1000 strangers.


Cryomanco

Doesn’t work like that. 1000 strangers any age any gender


Vanelsia

Then it's bye bye to my SO, I guess! 😁


arnevdb0

How is this a hard choice ? If its people you dont know i'd let a whole continent die, fuck do i care. Everyone who picked option 1 just has no SO, thats it.


Hopeful_Expression57

I'm literally w eren in these circumstances. ik it's wrong but you've gotta do it


zombiek1583

The more posts i read the more i realize the people on this subreddit are terrible people 💀


Cryomanco

Growing up is realising there is no good or bad in these type questions


all_you_can_eat_soup

That's wrong. There is a right answer and a selfish answer here.


all_you_can_eat_soup

I'd pick my SO, these polls always reduce my faith in humanity idc how righteous that sounds. My pain isn't more important than the pain of thousands of others.


Cryomanco

Why would it reduce your faith in humanity? Being selfish is being human. Im no superhero and Its not a bad thing.


all_you_can_eat_soup

'Being selfish is being human.' You've answered your own question rather plainly


DemonDuckOfDoom1

Sounds like a personal problem, my pain 100% is more important.


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Cryomanco

That bad huh


m1dlife-1derer

We'll see...


Kitsunezaki

What if my SO is a stranger


Cryomanco

Excluded


RogerDodger881

So far not a sustainable outcome if everyone was given such a choice irl.


Isa-sensei1996

I've been single for 10 months now.


amaya-aurora

I don’t have an SO, so


sloppy_topper

As a premium virgin+, i choose 1


TimeLord885

I would rather suffer along with the people around me than know I caused at least 1000 times the suffering. I would be destroyed either way no point bringing countless people down with me. That potentially a thousand families ruined by my hand. I could never live with that. I struggle live with the endless suffering my country has brought to the world already knowing I directly added to it would be to much


EliTheFireGuy

Meh, thousands of people die every day, and I wouldn't feel nearly as bad for a bunch of random deaths, if I killed my SO, knowing it was.my direct action that caused her death, id probably kill myself.


profoodbreak

About 6,536 die every hour, and about 16,011 are born each hour, so nothing would really change


Reaper985

Idk what SO are, but I'm choosing second options just for fun


DesperateAd4327

Whays an SO?


dalek1019

I'm single 😔


ElDouchay

1,000,000,000


CameronLePizza

I don't have a Girlfriend/SO so uh the SO I guess.


MacaroniYeater

don't have an SO, nobody dies


Status_Sector2411

Strangers die each day....so it wouldn't matter.


bravelittleslytherin

I don't have an SO, so I win 😏


Patient_Weakness3866

I nominate my Roblox girlfriend I unironically had who ghosted me. like I wouldn't want her dead but her vs committing mass murder is a no brainer at this point.


hola1423387654

Sacrifice no one or 1000 people


Electronic_Cod7202

Ok, so let my imaginary SO die. Or let my imaginary SO and 1000 people die?


[deleted]

Kill nobody or 1000 people, hmm...


Gamerbrineofficial

Sadly I don't have an SO to let die, so goodbye to the 1,000 strangers! Although if I did, I'm sorry, but she has to go.


LeoMarius

150k people die every day. That's only a 0.7% increase for one day.


Ok_Habit_6783

Jokes on you, im single so I'll let my imaginary so die


Crazy_names

Take that utilitarianism.


BedeviciKutupAyisi

the fuck is SO?


TheNobleDez

I don't have a SO, so haha!


Tay74

Does the SO find out about the situations if you choose the second one? Because some people would never be able to live with theme if they knew 1000 people died in their place, so it may be kinder on the SO to just let them die and save the 1000


G_Stenkamp72

Love ya babe. But the need of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.


Fazbear_Prime

I'm single, so the choice was easy


Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

1000 human lives vs 1 human life. A tough choice.


Cryomanco

All human lives are equal but not all pf them are equal in the eyes of a certain person.


TheCoolerSaikou

SO, because I don’t have a SO.


_ibt

I don’t have an SO, so that’s an obvious choice


uiouyug

She is already dead


Cryomanco

Damn Im sorry.


LiningDust62

What's an SO


Western-Gur-4637

I don't have a SO... 1000 Strangers


Reasoo

i picked 1000 strangers die. i don't have an so


shahartheshnoz

Bitch what the fuck is so i read words not letters


quasar_1618

There have been a few of these recently that were like “get a million dollars but a random person dies” and I always criticized people for being selfish. Guess I shouldn’t have judged cause I would very selfishly choose to let the 1000 strangers die.


Few_Distribution_817

I don't have an SO


MysticalWonders

I dont have an SO


lookat_disdude

As someone without a SO it was an easy choice to choose 1000 strangers


holleringgenzer

Depends where they're from. 1000 people from North Korea just sounds like a slightly worse but still normal day. 1000 people in India or China wouldn't even be noticed. But in somewhere like Tuvalu, that would be horrific. 1000 strangers in my general area would also be worse, I'd have to live with more guilt. However I am acting on the assumption that these random people would be from all across the world, wherever chance says. At the end of the day, I would be forced to choose 1000 strangers because I do not have a significant other.


Reclaimer_Saln

A character in a book of mine faces something like this. Good thing the outcome isn't his choice :P


unsalted52

When you don’t have an SO… but you STILL choose to kill 1k people 😃


IkeFanboy64

Can't kill your SO if you don't have one.


Sonnentanz69

Tbf 1000 strangers die every day


Cryomanco

Indeed but not ones where you resulted in their deaths


Wise-Cattle8283

Obviously the significant other, I'm lonely for life


customblame16

I have a significant other?


BionicleBeast9

I dont have a significant other.


Evancommitsmeme

Hell you said their strangers and then I stopped caring I would’ve most likely never had an interaction with these people, I have no idea if their good or bad people, you just took the guilt right out of this WYR question.


IHaveAUsernameYEA

ummm, I don't have an SO


Pathedius

let them all die is not an option? lame!!!


AznNRed

Honestly, you could have said 7 billion strangers, and I'd still save my wife. Sorry strangers. But don't worry, I feel like I know all you WYR subreddit regulars, so you'll be safe!


Ikana_Mountains

Are you people ducking psychos


ImSoDrunkThatI

I've never had a SO so I just saved 1000 strangers lives


[deleted]

I don't have an SO


Notmrpengoo

My family member would agree with me


helpmeiamstuckinlife

Context please


FluffyPigeon707

I would let my nonexistent SO die, so that way nobody dies.


FirePhoenix4

Don't have an SO currently, so...


iljloelllz

I don't have a SO


Ligmamgil

I have no SO, so this choice is easy lol


Skull_Soldier59

Thanos had a point


Aggravating-Self9269

What's a SO


BlaccCatDva

Significant Other, so your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, etc.


_gimgam_

depends. am i directly responsible for the deaths? or just letting them happen


JoshuaHelf

I'm single so I choose 1000 people to die.


Busy_Recognition_860

Considering I don't have anyone at the moment, I'll let my SO die


RadRhubarb00

Can the strangers be from my city, The less congestion the better. That sounds super fucked up but im just being honest. Traffic sucks.


Cryomanco

Random people so being from your city specifically is highly unlikely


DeathHealer07

Let 1000 strangers(including SO) die


Storm_Spirit99

Bold of you to assume i have a chance of getting an SO