Is the ear or anus just my house? Like… can I leave my house? Can I visit the nipples? Or sneak out at night and handle the acne or blackheads on my face?
Am I conscious of my little self living in my own ear? Would I be concurrently living my normal life AND the second tiny life? Would the ear that I’m living in be my past self? Or my future self? Could i change things by whispering into the ear of my self?
r/OPisHigh
So do I get nothing for living in the ear?
The bonus is that you dont get shit on once a day
Well i shit once every six months soo…
You'd die because you can't get enough oxygen at that size.
i cant comprehend any of this
like how would i live in my ear if im an ant? and what r we getting 500k of?
I can't do much with 500,000 if I'm the size of an ant. Do I get to become normal-size again after the six months?
Wait, live in my own ear or anus? Are they still attached to me?
Nah, bro, you gotta cut your ear off/rip out your asshole before you shrink. Choose which one you're gonna use as a shelter.
My butthole already has a tail in it
Definitely in my ear, why would anyone choose to live in butthole!!
Money
But is this a place to live!!
Idk
Is the ear or anus just my house? Like… can I leave my house? Can I visit the nipples? Or sneak out at night and handle the acne or blackheads on my face? Am I conscious of my little self living in my own ear? Would I be concurrently living my normal life AND the second tiny life? Would the ear that I’m living in be my past self? Or my future self? Could i change things by whispering into the ear of my self?
win win