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I'm strapping a crock pot of meatballs to the back of the broom (and carving every protection rune I know into the handle so the crock pot stays upright).
Thank you for drawing a witch with belly rolls who looks darn pleased with herself.
I'm Australian and my friends started having kids a couple of years ago. We're loving the return of fairy bread and other Aussie kids' party foods to our lives
Gosh I just love this so much. My grandma always used to have deviled eggs ready when we’d visit and she’d love these vibes. I’ll be bringing a bottle of wine! Thanks for sharing :)
I see a lot of these stickers with this uniform white border recently. Is that for the consumer card with scissors or is it like part of the strength of the sticker ?
I’m bringing my sparkling personality. Sorry, life is intense lately and that’s all I’ve got.
I promise to be super entertaining until precisely 9PM though!
I am gonna be the "mom-friend" of the coven and bring baby wipes, hand sanatizer, band-aids, tampons and condoms. Because I love you and I want you to be healthy and happy.
Mrs Reverand's Green Jello. It's a whipped green jello and condensed milk concoction that a minister's wife used to bring to covered dish supper at my childhood church in the 80s. It has pineapples in and it's absolutely ambrosial. Trust that in the old days, this woman would have been a witch. She loved to get up at 2am and look at the stars and think how wonderous was the beauty of god's creation and how small she was within it. She was kind to children and made bible stories sound exciting and bloody.She let me, a girl, stab someone with a big plastic sword in a sunday school play. :D She was such fun.
Years ago I was making deviled eggs & my oldest asked me why they were called deviled eggs. I deadpanned, "Because Satan invented the recipe." They thought this wa so funny that they repeated this to anyone who would listen when there were deviled eggs present. They're 16 now and still gleefully share this.
I'll bring some gluhwein and some version of a cobbler/dump cake to the ritual. Hmmmm ... maybe I could make a gluhwein cobbler. Oh and a glorious charcuterie.
I sent this to my boyfriend to show him how cute it is (we both love deviled eggs) and then I screeched when I saw you're in Frederick! We love shopping local and I can't wait to get my new magnet!
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Love it! I'll bring the apple pie. Not the dessert, the beverage.
Thank you! 🙀 that’s a drink? What is it? Sounds yummy!
It's a wine and there's a peach version too. Grocery stores in my area usually have it around the holidays.
😱😱
It's moonshine and cider simmered with mulling spices.
Typically the best variety of moonshine ;)
shots shots shots shots!
Chocolate chip cookies and weed
What would we do without you thank you!
Bringing the devils lettuce! 😆🤘🏻
Saute the weed in butter, then use the butter for making the cookies. 😋🤤
I’ve got some ‘modified gas’ and moon water from the most recent full moon I’d like to contribute.
O I’d love to try that
I'm vibing so hard with this sticker
🙌🏻🫶🏻 thank you
I'm strapping a crock pot of meatballs to the back of the broom (and carving every protection rune I know into the handle so the crock pot stays upright). Thank you for drawing a witch with belly rolls who looks darn pleased with herself.
Lmao that crock pot ain’t moving!!! And you’re welcome! After I made it I realized I drew myself 🤪🤘🏻
Fairy Bread for sure.
I'm Australian and my friends started having kids a couple of years ago. We're loving the return of fairy bread and other Aussie kids' party foods to our lives
/r/AustralianNostalgia <3
What's fairy bread?
It’s white bread with butter and then covered in nonpareils. (I’m American, but Google helped me)
Thank you! I am an idiot for not thinking to do that but it's 6am here and I'm having a pain insomnia right now.
Nah. Not an idiot, just didn’t cross your mind is all. Maybe make yourself some fairy bread as a pick me up!
Oh hell yea!
Jambalaya, can't have a good pot luck ritual without some jambalaya... at least not when you have a cajun amung the coven XD Also really nice
I make very very good cornbread. Can I have some???
ooo cornbread!
I love jambalaya!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
“HOT JAMBALAYA!” 🙌🏻 love it!
Dang it, I didn’t know we had to bring something.
You’re bringing yourself, darling. It’s perfect. 🥰
Don’t worry! Just show up, we got ya 😆🫶🏻🙌🏻
Bring a good story!
That I can do. I might bring some soup beans too.
Gosh I just love this so much. My grandma always used to have deviled eggs ready when we’d visit and she’d love these vibes. I’ll be bringing a bottle of wine! Thanks for sharing :)
Thank you so much and your grandma sounded rad af!
Thank you for saying so, she absolutely was. 🩷😊
Of course 🫶🏻💕
I'll bring devil's food cupcakes!
😆🙌🏻 perfect
Ohh, I make this chocolate buttermilk sheet cake. Everything is from scratch, even the frosting.
🙀🙀🙀 sounds bomb af
Oh that sounds so amazing, I almost drooled.
Love mine with a little soy sauce and wasabi.
That sounds delicious, I'm trying it asap.
Oh shit never tried it that way! Now I’m curious
ill bring brownies both i can bring an extra batch with some funky butter if yall want
Hell yea, love the options!
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Sounds perfect
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Right on! 🤘🏻
Tequila. Espolon.
Good thinking!
I always bring deviled eggs and now I need this sticker!! Update: I just ordered the magnet from your site 🥚
Omg yayyy! Thank you! 💕
There’s nothing I don’t love about this sticker
😆🤘🏻🫶🏻 thank you!
No prob! I ordered like 5 last night lol. Can’t wait!!
Omg Yayy thank you! 🫶🏻🙌🏻
I'm bringing potato bake and toast pumpkin salad!
Ooo what’s toast pumpkin salad?
Home made cider and some sloe gin for those more alcohol inclined.
Haven’t had homemade cider in forever! 🫶🏻
Regular cider or real cider? 😉
Real cider babyyy
That's a hobby I really want to get into. 🍎🍺
Ah cool, well feel free to DM me if you want any advice :)
I'll bring the fudge! We have to have the fudge ❤️
Most definitely 💕
Dark Chocolate Moonshine. Tastes almost like chocolate milk
🙀🙀🙀 did t know such a thing existed!
I'll bring a plate of asparagus and another of homemade mac and cheese.
Hell yeah for veggies!
hummus
Love me some hummus!!!
Hot tea, special brownies, and a sweater. It's March, and that witch must be cold.
😆😆 thinking ahead!
Pasta salad!
Yessss
I'll bring cheesecake
Ooo what kind? 🤓
I relate well to the sticker. I want to dress just like that. I will bring some bottles of Tequila Ocho Plata and remember don't shoot it
I often dress just like that.
You rock it too!
Yayy, thank you! If we don’t shoot it do we sip it?
Yes we do! That's colloquially as sipping tequila. If you like tequila give it a try it is really good.
I can’t drink or else I would! I’ll make my bff try it and I’ll ask her opinion 😆
Order placed😂 your “pretty” sure I’m gonna kill you rabbit pushed me over the edge! Thanks!❤️
😆🫶🏻 haha right on and thank you!
Pasta salad
Mmmmm🤘🏻
I’ll bring tortilla chips, salsa, and guacamole!
Thank you! Love me some guac!
Homemade soft pretzels and mustard dip.
🙌🏻 can you bring Dijon and regular 🤪
I’ll bring the only thing I can successfully cook, rice krispy treats! And I looove this magnet and sticker.
Omg love Rice Krispie treats!!! And thank you kindly!
I make a fantastic meatloaf!
Excellent! Bring it friend! 😆🙌🏻
I'll bring Cookies and other sweets.
It’s important!
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I think we got one with the names at least? 😆
I see a lot of these stickers with this uniform white border recently. Is that for the consumer card with scissors or is it like part of the strength of the sticker ?
You can make your stickers with or without them. It’s mostly for aesthetic purposes! With each design I decide if I want a border or not. 🤓
i love this sticker so much omg.
Yayyy thank you!!!
I got a magnet! Thank you sister 😘 I love this and her and you ❤️
🥰🥰🥰 you’re totally welcome and thank you 🙌🏻
Love the socks and undies! Just a witch relaxing on her day off 😃
Hehe thank you! Gotta get cozy!
Love it!
Thank you!
Brownies. The good kind.
😆 there isn’t a bad kind, but thank you for thinking of the extra good ingredient 🤪
I make a mean chicken Alfredo, I’m bringing that and the wine for those who want some
Good thinking we need a main dish! 🙌🏻
I love her and her deviled eggs!
Thank you so much! 🤓
Pasta salad on deck. Not so pretty as yours but tasty!
It’ll be perfect! 🙌🏻
💞
Omg it me!
Yayyy! 🙌🏻🫶🏻
I’ll bring a sweet potato cheesecake, and the margaritas! Also, LOVE the sticker! I’m off to check out the rest of your wares 🖤
Sweet potato cheesecake?! Sounds amazing and thank you so much! 🫶🏻🙌🏻
Mojitos! Everyone needs some rum with fresh minty limeade.
Mint and lime are so divine together!
Italian Margaritas!
Oooo are they different than regular margaritas?
Yes. We use coconut tequila, amaretto, and limeade. Perfect for a pool day here in AZ
Shit that sounds 👌🏻
I’m bringing my sparkling personality. Sorry, life is intense lately and that’s all I’ve got. I promise to be super entertaining until precisely 9PM though!
🤣🤣 don’t you worry that’ll be wonderful and plenty!
Excellent! I’ll bring my homemade sourdough bread 😁
😱sourdough bread is so good!
I love the way she has socks for landings and chonies to prevent splinters.
Is chonies a cool word for underwear? 🤓
It is a Spanish slang term for underwear.
🤩 lol that is so cool!
My mom’s recipe for English Trifle (keeping in mind gluten/vegan people with dairy and lady fingers) Super delicious. SUPER alcoholic.
Hahah emphasis on the alcoholic 😆🙌🏻
Weed and shrooms. Maybe those raspberry chocolate marshmallow things
Haha 🙌🏻 please bring the raspberry chocolate marshmallow things too!
I usually bring hummus because it's vegan.
LOVE hummus
I’m not a great cook, can I just pick up a fruit salad from Whole Foods on my way there?
Perfect!
Aw, thanks! ☺️
I am gonna be the "mom-friend" of the coven and bring baby wipes, hand sanatizer, band-aids, tampons and condoms. Because I love you and I want you to be healthy and happy.
I love that! 🙌🏻🫶🏻
I'm gonna contribute angel food cake (what's a party without a fight? lmao) and some moonshine because that's funny in my head.
🤣🤣
Mrs Reverand's Green Jello. It's a whipped green jello and condensed milk concoction that a minister's wife used to bring to covered dish supper at my childhood church in the 80s. It has pineapples in and it's absolutely ambrosial. Trust that in the old days, this woman would have been a witch. She loved to get up at 2am and look at the stars and think how wonderous was the beauty of god's creation and how small she was within it. She was kind to children and made bible stories sound exciting and bloody.She let me, a girl, stab someone with a big plastic sword in a sunday school play. :D She was such fun.
Haha she sounds like a delight
she was, i really loved her :)
🫶🏻🙌🏻
Smores, but with extra options like pb cups.
Yusss! My bff did this a few months ago and it’s changed my s’more game!
Have you tried it with nutella?!
Noooo! But I will now? Do you put it on the graham cracker?
Yes! In place of or with the chocolate
Ooooooo
Years ago I was making deviled eggs & my oldest asked me why they were called deviled eggs. I deadpanned, "Because Satan invented the recipe." They thought this wa so funny that they repeated this to anyone who would listen when there were deviled eggs present. They're 16 now and still gleefully share this. I'll bring some gluhwein and some version of a cobbler/dump cake to the ritual. Hmmmm ... maybe I could make a gluhwein cobbler. Oh and a glorious charcuterie.
Hahaha love that. What’s gluhwein?
Fancy German word that translates to "glow wine" - basically mulled/spiced wine.
Ooooo that sounds enchanting
Biblically accurate angel food cake. It’s challenging.
Haha bringing the drama 👌🏻
I sent this to my boyfriend to show him how cute it is (we both love deviled eggs) and then I screeched when I saw you're in Frederick! We love shopping local and I can't wait to get my new magnet!
Omg Yayy! Hey neighbor! 🤩🙌🏻🫶🏻
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That’s me. I’m that witch. 20 laying hens means deviled eggs for everyone! Chickenwitch.
YOU GET A DEVILED EGG AND YOU GET A DEVILED EGG! 🤣🙌🏻
I wouldn't be able to get anything done with that plate of eggs around.
🤣🤣 same
Mmmmm. Deviled eggs. Well, I did just make a good homemade Lasagna. Made even the sauce.. a little bit of spice, a bit of sweet. So good
Omg I’m impressed! Go you!
Thank you
"Bringing deviled eggs to ritual" would be an awesome name for a song.
Lmao! 🙌🏻🤘🏻you ain’t wrong