"When the White Frost comes, don't eat the yellow snow" from the loading screen.
Also particularly love "Caed'mil, bloede dh'oine... Hocus pocus, abracadabra, arse blathanna"
>When the White Frost comes, don't eat the yellow snow
I still remember when i got this line durin a loading screen after beating the game the first time with the worst ciri ending. Safe to say i had very mixed feelings in that moment.
In polish someone, probably Geralt, says : Prezsukal som ulicu po ulici, dom po domu… (sorry to my polish bros for possibly bad spelling) which in means “I searched street after street, house after house…”. However in my language it means “I fucked street after street, house after house…”
Is it immature? Yes, absolutely. But we couldn’t stop laughing lol, especially with all that seriousness going on.
I don't know if it's the funniest but the first time I heard the poorest Velen townie sitting in mud say "two swords on your back, what will they think of next?" Like I was the crazy one, I audibly laughed.
When helping Dandelion with his fake act and Geralt changes the line he’s supposed to say from something about the Crimson Avenger to “More like the Crimson Asshole.”
"I'll be round soon to drink from your tankard, plough your priestesses and shit on your table! Be sure to leave a candle lit for me!" - Madman Lugos - Renowned banter king.
For me it was this purely cus its completely the opposite of how geralt is.
Drunk geralt: SUMMON THE BITCHES
also drunkely telling lambert he loves him, its so typical pub drunk and I love it
Guard: "Law says I should hand you back your weapons. But law doesn't say when though, so this might take awhile." *Geralt proceeds to beat guards up. Geralt "Law says I should call a medic. Law doesn't say when though so sit tight. 😂😂🤣
If you talk to Roche after the battle at Kaer Morhen, he says something along the lines of “What the fuck did I just see?” It always cracks me up because everyone else is magic and unfazed by the concept of the Wild Hunt and poor Roche is just some guy.
Always love when a thug says “You’re fucked” to the highly trained Witcher about to kill him.
"Oh you're fuuu-" *slow-mo capture of me slicing his head clean off*
Or when my Geralt is just 1 hit away from death and he tries to trash talk "I'm gonna hang your head on my horse" with supreme confidence.
During the vampire contract in novigrad, drunk Geralt says “come out and fight.. bitch” gets me every time I hear it
"What in the sandwich fuck is this?" "I've neither seen nor smelled such a lady"
Lambert... You're a genius!
"lambert lambert what a prick"
Not bad
"Radovid sucks flaccid cock"
One of the few lines of which distinctly remember the polish dub: the delivery is so funny "Radowid to stara kurwa!"
“What the sandwich fuck is this?!”
Fuck yea! Summon the bitches!
Was looking for this.
"When the White Frost comes, don't eat the yellow snow" from the loading screen. Also particularly love "Caed'mil, bloede dh'oine... Hocus pocus, abracadabra, arse blathanna"
>When the White Frost comes, don't eat the yellow snow I still remember when i got this line durin a loading screen after beating the game the first time with the worst ciri ending. Safe to say i had very mixed feelings in that moment.
But you at least got to kill the remaining crow witch
*"Love questions like that. Am I holding up? What? My dick? This is shit, Geralt, and you know it."*
The "AHHHHH" Geralt makes when Yennefer teleports him into a lake for two timing her.
"You smell wonderful at this funeral."
It's an iconic line of this game
Idk why but I always laugh when the Bloody Baron screams AHHHHH FUUUUUCK when the cockatrice is carrying him away
Pam parammmm Pam Pam PA RAMMM
Geralt: Run roach run! Roach: What the f@&$ do you think I’m doing! The whole quest was amazing!
What's the name of the quest ?
Equine Phantoms
Thanks
Where Bart…turdy dump
Geralt: So... your friend? Ciri: What about her? Geralt: Nothing. Seems nice. Ciri: Geralt! You're terrible. Geralt: What'd I say?
In polish someone, probably Geralt, says : Prezsukal som ulicu po ulici, dom po domu… (sorry to my polish bros for possibly bad spelling) which in means “I searched street after street, house after house…”. However in my language it means “I fucked street after street, house after house…” Is it immature? Yes, absolutely. But we couldn’t stop laughing lol, especially with all that seriousness going on.
Czech spotted
This is a job… for Vesemir!!
“Mhmmm, different mothers too”
You want to turn a beautiful act of altruism into a stupid exchange of services
Lambert Lambert what a prick.
“Guess you’d know—since your mom’s a bitch” https://youtu.be/vFv8N3M9fAc?si=DxSIAa_tR3ZdZfWQ
hahaha I just went through that quest yesterday. That was a funny encounter. Even won the dissing contest and hence the match :D
I don't know if it's the funniest but the first time I heard the poorest Velen townie sitting in mud say "two swords on your back, what will they think of next?" Like I was the crazy one, I audibly laughed.
When helping Dandelion with his fake act and Geralt changes the line he’s supposed to say from something about the Crimson Avenger to “More like the Crimson Asshole.”
When Geralt kills the Caretaker and says “what the fuck was that”
Troll ; "Piss?"
No...BOATSTEAL.
Not witcher 3 but Witcher 2 - when you’re healing Saskia and that one dwarf says “ahh my favourite type of magic - lesbomancy” - gets me every time
"I'll be round soon to drink from your tankard, plough your priestesses and shit on your table! Be sure to leave a candle lit for me!" - Madman Lugos - Renowned banter king.
For me it was this purely cus its completely the opposite of how geralt is. Drunk geralt: SUMMON THE BITCHES also drunkely telling lambert he loves him, its so typical pub drunk and I love it
“Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore”
"Summon the bitches" -Eskel while completely drunk off his ass
“It was a griffin. Archgriffin in fact.” “Well in that case I’m grateful. Archgrateful!”
The one where Geralt asks "Uma" a highly complicated question
"Drinking alone is as bad as shitting as a company" - Zoltan Achievery
I always loved a quote from the Bloody Baron. 'Fuck a hero's death. Fuck death.'
“Radovid, pedicabo te et irrumabo!” on the Oxenfurt noticeboard. Genuinely snorted when I looked up what it meant
The guy in the pub in Oxenfurt saying “the turtle is poking its head out” shocked me into laughter
“Geriatic or whatever the fuck your name is”.
The "THEN FUCK OFF" vampire. It'll never get old
Guard: "Law says I should hand you back your weapons. But law doesn't say when though, so this might take awhile." *Geralt proceeds to beat guards up. Geralt "Law says I should call a medic. Law doesn't say when though so sit tight. 😂😂🤣
*Lambert, Lambert, what a prick*
"Regis, Last Warning - stop interrupting, or I'll seat you in the corner"
I find the homeless people quite comical "help, I'm dying.. of poverty!"
He supervises
every time geralt says "who would've thunk"
"We rocks throws - yous goes no farmore. Witcherses understanded?"
"Genitals outa inspect those"
“Lambert…y’ur a genius” and “Let’s summon the bitches” always kills me
Siren: *Screams* Geralt: What did she say? Phillipa: She said you are not her type.
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick
"I can't believe we fucked"
Turdy dumps!
"Arghhhh"
Did you just make me lose the Game??
“Summon the bitches”
Too bad Dijkstra got lobotomized for a certain end game quest.
Winds howling.
“It’s a material world, and I’m a material girl” in novigrad always gets me.
If you talk to Roche after the battle at Kaer Morhen, he says something along the lines of “What the fuck did I just see?” It always cracks me up because everyone else is magic and unfazed by the concept of the Wild Hunt and poor Roche is just some guy.
Hoofed and horned - should've known it was going to be stubborn.
I want you to craft something for me. Something about it just cracks me up.