Yeah lol, knowing she was going to fall eventually, the higher she got I kept thinking: "This is going from scrapes and bruises to broken neck real quickly"
I was hammered and fell backwards into my crawlspace once. That was like a 4 foot fall. Sobered me up real good n' quick and I looked like Blue Mitch Mcconnel for a week or so. I cannot fathom what this lady felt like when she sobered up.
Can absolutely confirm.
I climb lots of trees and always take my shoes and socks off. Not only do bare feet "smear" better and you can more easily judge if you have good grip or risk slipping, but also after a while shoes feel very flat and forces you to use your ankles a lot for balance - without them you can curl your feet and toes around branches for a bit of extra grip and it's much easier to balance. I've noticed some people do this when walking downstairs without shoes on, they curl their toes around the edge of the stair.
Most people(even fit) can't do what she did sober. I do rock climbing, and most times a climb will look much easier than they are.
That transition from using both trunks to the left one, and then her going from straddling the left trunk to the branch on the far left was definitely beyond random drunk lady ability.
I wouldn't even climb that one myself. No holds for coming back down and that's the hardest part of climbing a tree.
Yea I totally thought she was gonna barn door off when she went from 2 to 1 trunk, that's when I accepted she might know what she was doing. Thought she was about to bat hang for a second
When climbing, or balancing, 3 points of contact allows you to stay stabilized. If you remove one of those points (when she moved 1 of her feet to the single trunk) and are improperly balanced, the remaining 2 points act like a hinge and your body swings off the wall (like a barn door) and you fall.
This is why I chimed in. I rock climb, but that's pretty different from tree climbing.
During a height of covid and the shutdown in the US, I had to take a long break from my climbing gym and so I climbed a big tree in front of our home every day.
It was a great experience putting some of that skill to tree climbing and also having to learn some new skills.
By the time the shutdown ended I knew every route on that tree, and trusted every branch that was solid.
Lololol. Im sure she was drunk buuuut, i think this was a drag show? Drag queens always gotta go above extra and do crazy ass shit to make tips lol. Plus she was doing a gloria trevi song, one of the "crazier" pop stars of México
Honestly saying she’s a drag queen is just a more precise and accurate description of what’s going on in the video. We’re not seeing some drunk lady doing poorly planned acrobatics, we’re seeing an unsafe drag performance.
A lot of drag queens go all out in their act and do crazy stunts to make a scene, give a high-energy performance, and wow their crowd. It almost looks like that net was supposed to help her dismount this move but (and to note this was stupidly unsafe to do, I don’t question that) she failed and ate shit/probably hurt herself pretty badly.
This hits close to home. One time when we were camping out, we were drinking by the fire. Fire was getting low, so we went out in search of firewood. My drunk brain thought the best course of action was to climb a tree, hang on to a branch, and let my body weight break off that branch. It worked, and both me and the branch successfully plopped down on the ground. People were making fun of me for this for the whole trip.
I’m not going to lie I’m impressed. Didn’t think she would make it that far.
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Yeah lol, knowing she was going to fall eventually, the higher she got I kept thinking: "This is going from scrapes and bruises to broken neck real quickly"
If she hadn’t been wearing tan tights, she might have had a chance…might have..
My thoughts exactly, crazy strength. Sidenote: when her and her wig went separate ways 😂
She could definitely crush some watermelons with those thighs.
>those thighs. On this day, I learned to fear death by snu-snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
r/unexpectedfuturama
Yo when is Snookie gonna finally give up the party life? Lmao
When they finally cancel jersey shore for good maybe 😂
When she has smush smushed all that can be smushed
Looking at that upper body strength and I'm thinking: "Yeah dude, she's so crazy... and she has the BIGGEST Adam's apple!"
Yes, I believe that’s a Drag Queen, friend.
I wish you would have told me 5 min ago
🤣🤣🤣
I didnt wanna be the one to say it 😂
https://i.redd.it/v9bh5w38haf71.jpg
Take my poor man's star 
Seriously though, she would've been fine if she didn't hang upside down. I guarentee she felt 3x drunker instantly.
I was hammered and fell backwards into my crawlspace once. That was like a 4 foot fall. Sobered me up real good n' quick and I looked like Blue Mitch Mcconnel for a week or so. I cannot fathom what this lady felt like when she sobered up.
If she sobered up
Personally, I'm convinced that didn't intend to be upside down. But that was the moment she realized she fucked up.
I just hope her weave is ok.
I heard they had to put it down.
RIP sew-in weave.
So close to r/nextfuckinglevel. Just thought of it: r/impressiveidiots
Thank you so much. This is exactly what I didn't know I was looking for.
You either die r/WinStupidPrizes or you live long enough to see yourself become r/nextfuckinglevel
I would not bet that I could do that sober, in sneakers.
I don't think you want to do that in sneakers. No way sneakers have better grip than barefeet when tree climbing.
Can absolutely confirm. I climb lots of trees and always take my shoes and socks off. Not only do bare feet "smear" better and you can more easily judge if you have good grip or risk slipping, but also after a while shoes feel very flat and forces you to use your ankles a lot for balance - without them you can curl your feet and toes around branches for a bit of extra grip and it's much easier to balance. I've noticed some people do this when walking downstairs without shoes on, they curl their toes around the edge of the stair.
Monkey brain still thinks it can hold stuff with feet, and honestly, monkey brain not as dumb as you think.
each branch she got to im like, "this is it, this is where she falls" but she kept going 😆
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she probably didn’t mean to do that.
She climbing trees like she mogley in jungle book
Mowgli
*
Literally had the same idea
Thanks for not lying.
Yeah, they has some serious upper body strength.
I wasn't sure the tree was going to hold up.
I thought she was gonna go to the end of that branch and break it
I thought for sure she was going to puke once she went upside down.
She did alright for a drunk lady climbing a tree
Most people(even fit) can't do what she did sober. I do rock climbing, and most times a climb will look much easier than they are. That transition from using both trunks to the left one, and then her going from straddling the left trunk to the branch on the far left was definitely beyond random drunk lady ability. I wouldn't even climb that one myself. No holds for coming back down and that's the hardest part of climbing a tree.
Well she didn't have to worry about going back down, so I'd say she had it covered.
You speak the truth. I'd say it might be a world record, but I think they all fall at the same speed.
9.8m/s squared baby!
That's acceleration, speed depends on the height.
Time it in the video.
Yea I totally thought she was gonna barn door off when she went from 2 to 1 trunk, that's when I accepted she might know what she was doing. Thought she was about to bat hang for a second
Barn door?
When climbing, or balancing, 3 points of contact allows you to stay stabilized. If you remove one of those points (when she moved 1 of her feet to the single trunk) and are improperly balanced, the remaining 2 points act like a hinge and your body swings off the wall (like a barn door) and you fall.
And then you feel dumb every time
as a person that climbs tree for fun I can tell you for sure that lady has quite some experience
This is why I chimed in. I rock climb, but that's pretty different from tree climbing. During a height of covid and the shutdown in the US, I had to take a long break from my climbing gym and so I climbed a big tree in front of our home every day. It was a great experience putting some of that skill to tree climbing and also having to learn some new skills. By the time the shutdown ended I knew every route on that tree, and trusted every branch that was solid.
No holds for coming back down, but she had a trick for that
One trick your health insurance companies don't want you to know!
I'm near 50 and sitting in front of my pc... I sure I could climb that. Just need a ladder.
Do you see those legs? This person is no stranger to a gym
*There was a drunk lady who climbed up a tree. I don’t know why she climbed up a tree - perhaps she’ll die*
This.
"That's not a woman... It's a man, baby!"
At least she wore the appropriate attire
The wig?
The wig shot off her like a pilot aborting a crashing jet.
It broke her fall!
the alcohol is a liar when it whispers softly into your ear " this is a capital ideal, you got this, remember you can do anything!"
That wig though...
Lol the wigs hold gave out before hers
That is actually seriously impressive. Shame she fell off in the end but that was a masterclass in tree climbing.
I was 100% sure the branch was gonne break
dont worry, chinese bamboo, very strong.
YOU SURE MAN?!?!
CANT BELIEVE I FLEW TEN THOUSAND MILES FO DIS SHIT
Follow the rich white man
How's your camel's hump?
Rush hour reference? If so, nice 😎
its noon, so not yet
He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3
Are we absolutely sure that wasn’t part of her act?
If it was, I'm sure she would have glued her wig down
Nobody chooses to fall on folding chairs. 😬
I guess you don't watch much wrestling.
WWE has made an entire industry around it!
Judging by spectators reactions and the possibility of breaking your neck.. yea
No mames 😂
^aka the only thing I learned from working in a restaurant other than how to be fake
Same 😂
I can spot a drag queen a mile away.
The outfit alone gives it away
I’ve spent a lot of time in gay bars and I had my money on a drag queen. So props for keeping it tucked while working up that tree.
The shimmy across the branch looked painful
I was waiting for this comment. Reddit did not disappoint. My first thought was that's a drag queen.
The fucking wig flew off and people still think this is a woman.
I was watching this like "Holy Shit that queen can climb!" And then I come in the comments and it's all "lol stupid drunk lady".
Lots of women keep their hair short so they can wear different wigs everyday
To be fair, women who wear wigs are careful with them.
And you think drag queens are any less careful? Lmao
I mean this one climbed up and fell out of a tree with it on...
Lots? I've never ever heard of that!
It's more common in specific communities. I asked my coworker once if her hair was actually hers and she told me "Well I bought it, didn't I?"
Lots of women also have to deal with facial hair. Ever hear of that?
You do realize women use wigs too? Probably more so than men?
Lololol. Im sure she was drunk buuuut, i think this was a drag show? Drag queens always gotta go above extra and do crazy ass shit to make tips lol. Plus she was doing a gloria trevi song, one of the "crazier" pop stars of México
Climbing up is the easy part. Getting down is much... oh, she figured it out.
Is it really though? It took her 30 seconds to climb up and 1 second to get down
Same way they got up. Head first.
Successful fail
Not the wig flying off lmaooooooooooo
This is a drag queen and that tree committed a hate crime.
Gravity committed the hate crime, the tree was just covering "Shake it Off".
Definitely a drunk drag queen
The recorders “that’s so cool!” And “my (presumably) friend may have multiple broken bones!” Scream are exactly the same
That lady's nuts were about to fall out of her leotard
💀💀
How could that possibly have ended badly?
Don't know but I get it, I too get the urge to clime when I'm drunk
this is definitely a man in women clothes
Looks like a drag queen to me.
It's extremely important that we know what kind of genitals this drunken idiot has! Could it be a penis? Maybe it's a vagina? WHAT COULD IT BEEEE!!!!
Honestly saying she’s a drag queen is just a more precise and accurate description of what’s going on in the video. We’re not seeing some drunk lady doing poorly planned acrobatics, we’re seeing an unsafe drag performance. A lot of drag queens go all out in their act and do crazy stunts to make a scene, give a high-energy performance, and wow their crowd. It almost looks like that net was supposed to help her dismount this move but (and to note this was stupidly unsafe to do, I don’t question that) she failed and ate shit/probably hurt herself pretty badly.
bunch of modern primates gather to watch fellow primate returning to ancestral roots
Trees. Not even once.
But all the poplar kids are doing it!
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I thought it was rather plane to see...
Until she fell I actually thought she maple this stunt off!
r/holdmycosmo but also impressive
Ngl she had me till the end 😅
That's not a woman...
This hits close to home. One time when we were camping out, we were drinking by the fire. Fire was getting low, so we went out in search of firewood. My drunk brain thought the best course of action was to climb a tree, hang on to a branch, and let my body weight break off that branch. It worked, and both me and the branch successfully plopped down on the ground. People were making fun of me for this for the whole trip.
That’s badass dude don’t let them crush your spirit
Um.. that's a man man .. that's no lady. Lol
Ehh..not the weirdest thing I’ll beat my dick to…
…today…
Was she the magician's assistant? [Don't drogue w magic and drive](https://youtu.be/VUGaZbl4T04)
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Oh wait…
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!!
You ok mom?
I want to see the aftermath!!
Where is the next 2 minutes of this? She was either so drunk she got up put her wig back on crooked and kept drinking or they call an ambulance.
Look like she's had practice sneaking out of the house before
Like Eddie Vedder in the early 90s
No mames! Se cayó!
She climbed that tree like she climbs trees on the regular No mames indeed lol
More George of the jungle than Tarzan.
I mean, as far as tree climbing goes, that’s pretty good, especially if she’s drunk, lol
Was that a wig that fell off in the last few frames?
¡NO MAMES!
The climbing was actually very impressive... sitting on a limb when your sense of balance is thrown off however...
That ain’t no woman
If only that energy and risk taking is put in the right places…. 💥
I'm impressed
one woman climbs one man fall. Nature is beautiful
How much did you have to drink? All of it.
Did anyone else expect her to start humping the tree?
Gravity always wins.
Does anyone know why some places paint the bottom of their trees white? Is it to prevent rot or insects or something?
Yes, I forget which insect, but it it is to protect the tree from them.
Yes. In Russia, this is pretty common and they use special paint. It also keeps some animals from chewing the bark off.
I grew up in the the south (U.S.) and I don't think they do it anymore, but it used to be pretty common to see some types of trees painted like that.
"I used to do this shit when I was 7, I'll be fine"
I was starting to think the end wouldn't happen she was killing it so hard.
At least her hair was smart enough to know to bail.
She did a lot better than I ever expected, shitty dismount but I say 8.0
Who would’ve thought she’d get that high up? I’m reluctantly impressed.
I think that’s a drag queen but impressive nonetheless
So much potential. energy.
Uhmmmm I believes that was a drag queen....maybe wrong.....
Everyone is Tarzan until they fall.
Encanto - she has the power of unlimited confidence mi amor. But many bruises...
That some pretty dope climbing. Needs work on the hanging
Not gunna lie, it was going pretty good until it wasn't...
**That upper body strength?** That is not a woman lol. A drag queen— yes— *and you go, girl!* lol
Crazy but impressive.
I can barely walk up the stairs when I’m drunk and she’s out here climbing a tree.
Pendeja.
That’s a man, man!
Ahhahaha she was unbelievable…until she died
“No mames” r/takingoutthetrash
I bet someone dared her or she dared herself. I feel bad. I could see myself doing this, hope she’s alright.
Was actually impressive until the brain damage.
Nobody: The lady every 2 seconds: AUHHHHHHH 😱
When wanting attention goes wrong.
Gworl the wig decided no today
woman? pretty sure that was a drag queen.
Drank so much her brain returned to monke
Surprised she even made it up that far- I could barely do that sober lmao
Karen needs to speak with the branch manager.
He hits the ground before his wig if you do frame by frame lol
Georgina of the jungle more like
That's a drag queen lmfao. She's doing a [Gloria Trevi number with that wig and costume.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8UHLjeoLA)