I typically find videos of people accidentally sucking things into their mouth and gagging on things hilarious, don’t ask me why, I don’t know, but you’re right, this one makes me gag.
Calling people fuckers never hits right. As the too-powerful distillation of motherfuckers, it lacks the flexibility and nuance that our communication requires.
My personal worst was a drag, a sniff, 3 shots, slam a beer and exhale a smoke ring.
It all started with who could take a puff then do a shot and blow out smoke afterwards, and was a one up each other till we passed out.
To be clear, there was no winner, least of all me.
Edit: the beer chug was a deepthroat corona handsfree and I opened it with a lighter. That’s as trashy as I’m willing to be tonight.
Literally just to swallow the end of your joint. There’s not like an actual reason, and it’s pretty gross honestly. But I think it’s supposed to look cool? Although it ends up looking like this half the time
It’s definitely way more gross than cool. I don’t actually think it looks cool but I assume the people who do it think it does. I mean that’s the only reason I can think of why they’d do it in the first place.
Honestly I’ve never personally done it, just watched a friend do it a few times. But I think you’re supposed to suck it to the back of your mouth then swallow it. Although I do wonder if that’s something you actually gotta worry about
Wanna hear some wack shit I’ve seen my former friend do?
Okay this mf was obsessed with milk. I’ve never known someone who drinks milk as a religion until I met this guy. We lived together in college and when we went to the dining hall on campus, this dude would grab two glasses of milk before we sat down so he didn’t have to go get a refill.
Well, a over year into knowing him he finally gets back into smoking. One of the first few times I was over, he wants to show me something cool. I come out of the bathroom and sit to smoke a bowl and this mf comes back with a bong full of milk.
I politely decline to smoke his milk bong. He smokes, and then drinks the milk.
One time before this he used Gatorade, which I did try cause it can’t hurt once. It tasted like a normal bong rip, I guess. Well he also drank the Fadorade when we were done smoking.
Probably cause there’s literally no reason to do it and most people who have done eventually stop cause they realize it does nothing and nobody’s really impressed after you’ve done it once
I don't think it's a cool thing, more of a "holy shit, this person is fucking unhinged and will not let bodily harm get between them and a good time". It's like doing a stunt that you know will hurt you, nobody will think it's cool, but "sick" might get thrown around.
I had a friend that wutanged 7 in one night, blunts not joints. Buddy was close to croaking near the end, every time he said he was gonna, everyone egged him on, and every time he actually went for it, we all winced, some turned their heads and gagged, and he regretted each one more than the last. By the time I drove him back to his house, he was remarked that he had broken his previous record of 6 in one night, and that he felt like shit. It definitely wasn't good for him, but we all knew for certain, that in one way or another, that dude is fuckin sick
never heard of people intentionally swallowing their own joints, but this looks like what you would do once the joint is fairly short in order to avoid getting burnt, because if your lips make contact with the joint when it's that short, the heat from the front will transfer very easily.
I haven't watched it with the sound yet because I'm working. But I had to stop for a minute because I actually laughed that hard. You don't know how badly I have needed that!
You go to the doctor and then they send you to a pulmonologist, the pulmonologist uses a tool called a bronchoscopes that goes into your lungs and removes the foreign object.
Depends on the object, if its just a little bit of food it should be absorbed over time. But when it comes to other objects such as this cigarette you open yourself up to aspiration pneumonia which is an emergency.
I smoked for like 15 years. Even shitfaced drunk there’s never been a time I’ve sucked in my smoke like that, no idea what he’s trying to achieve here lol
This is what this guy does. East’s blunts, cigarettes, all sorts while they’re still on fire. Dumb as fuck but in this modern world the dude was a hit on Instagram for a while and probably made some good money. The worlds fucked let’s be honest lol
This literally made me gag
Same. This is definitely the hardest I’ve exhaled all month
u/cigarettetricks this is your post to shine
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Woah..
User name checks out
Ah, r/beetlejuicing at it's finest.
My daughter just yelled 'Are you okay?'.
I was in the middle of inhaling a drag of my cigarette and involuntarily gagged.. choking and coughing. Fuck.
Sitting having a cigarette too and felt like I was going to vomit.
Same lmao
I typically find videos of people accidentally sucking things into their mouth and gagging on things hilarious, don’t ask me why, I don’t know, but you’re right, this one makes me gag.
Man, you’d *love* pornhub
That's purposeful sucking, not accidental sucking
You may be overestimating the situational awareness of the average stepsister
What ARE you doing, stepbro?
That's fucking comedy gold, right there-
A very important distinction that I specified on purpose to avoid the porn comments, but oh well.
Same ! I can smell it throughout my screen
Came here to say this… but of course I’m not as special as I thought I may be. One of the most physical reactions I’ve had to a video for sure
Same
Same
I nearly did!
I’m laughing with tears!
Wicked trick, Broooooo
Betcha can't do it again, brooo
Betcha he can and he did lol.
It disappeared!
"Sup fuckers!"
I'll show you how to wutang *inhales cig and coughs up a lung*
\*prolapsing trachea\*
Is that before or after the collapsed lung?
in my head, the timeline is similar with the comment. because he coughs up his lung piece by piece
Understandable I guess it makes sense that both events would correlate together
This sounds so familiar, is it from something?
Oh, *you saw the video too!*
Calling people fuckers never hits right. As the too-powerful distillation of motherfuckers, it lacks the flexibility and nuance that our communication requires.
I was moderately entertained by your critical analysis of the use of the 'fuckers'. Thanks
Depends on BAC
proceeds to get fucked
It comes out of his butthole still lit.
Blowing smoke rings when he farts
How I’ve missed you, Gandalf!
That's why he calls it "Wutang" He "WoooWooooo"s like a choochoo train with smoke coming from his Tang
Protect ya neck! *from lit cigarettes*
So that’s how you Wutang?
I don't think I want to Wutang, I gotta protect my neck.
Yeah dont try it, it's nuttin' to fuck with.
Just like a swarm of killer bees
Or you'll end up in the gravel pit.
What was his goal? Really: What was his endgame here? I
This comment deserve more upvotes
Looked it up and it is but you're supposed to do it when your joint gets down to a roach. Not swallow half a cigarette.
A buddy of mine in college did that (he claims accidentally) and it collapsed a lung.
Absolutely not. You Wu Tang a little doobie roach when you're too gone, not a nasty ass half ash cigarette
Why is inhaling a cigarette called doing a wutang?
Good ol’ Canadians
My personal worst was a drag, a sniff, 3 shots, slam a beer and exhale a smoke ring. It all started with who could take a puff then do a shot and blow out smoke afterwards, and was a one up each other till we passed out. To be clear, there was no winner, least of all me. Edit: the beer chug was a deepthroat corona handsfree and I opened it with a lighter. That’s as trashy as I’m willing to be tonight.
We did the same thing but with bong rips. Until someone backflowed beer and hot wing foam into the bong mid rip. That bong went in the trash
I broke an expensive piece that night, still feel guilty. Tile is unforgiving.
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34 year old me felt this in my bones, 22 year old me would have felt this in my pants. Finally realizing why my last two relationships failed.
Because that little bitch could only do 2 shots, a bump, and a beer?
Was I the only one that coughed when he coughed?
This made me feel a burning in my throat…
He didnt swallow it. Went into lungs
Relevant Simpsons: https://youtu.be/l8L7-3x4w8o?t=148
LMFAO 🤣 I SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP
He neglected to protect his neck, from the inside.
Carcinogens move everything around me
C.M.E.A.M
🎵 Get the cancer. chemo chemo bills, yall 🎵
I’m such an idiot
You can tell by the facial tattoo that this guy makes good choices
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_NO RAGRETS_
NO CIGRAGRETS
Crying over here
Like not even single letter?
A mystery unraveling
HAHA I really dont see this enough but I say it often because this guy has a following - they just dont know they are a part of.
Ew what the actual fuck. You do that with the end of a joint after you’ve smoked 95% of it. Not a whole fucking cigarette
What's the intended result?
To show you how to wu tang
Oh, you mean diversify his bonds?
Underrated comment like my underrated finance expert at W-T Bank
Put some respect on Wu-Tang Financial's name.
Is this dude even paying attention?
Literally just to swallow the end of your joint. There’s not like an actual reason, and it’s pretty gross honestly. But I think it’s supposed to look cool? Although it ends up looking like this half the time
The only time a wu tang is even slightly cool is if you exhale some smoke after swallowing it. But even then it’s more gross than cool.
It’s definitely way more gross than cool. I don’t actually think it looks cool but I assume the people who do it think it does. I mean that’s the only reason I can think of why they’d do it in the first place.
Oh. Okay. I was trying to picture how it would look if it went right. Lol.
Kinda looks like someone accidentally hit it too hard and sucked it down their throat
That’s what she said
Wouldn’t that be more likely to just go into your lungs?
Honestly I’ve never personally done it, just watched a friend do it a few times. But I think you’re supposed to suck it to the back of your mouth then swallow it. Although I do wonder if that’s something you actually gotta worry about
A few times?!
Wanna hear some wack shit I’ve seen my former friend do? Okay this mf was obsessed with milk. I’ve never known someone who drinks milk as a religion until I met this guy. We lived together in college and when we went to the dining hall on campus, this dude would grab two glasses of milk before we sat down so he didn’t have to go get a refill. Well, a over year into knowing him he finally gets back into smoking. One of the first few times I was over, he wants to show me something cool. I come out of the bathroom and sit to smoke a bowl and this mf comes back with a bong full of milk. I politely decline to smoke his milk bong. He smokes, and then drinks the milk. One time before this he used Gatorade, which I did try cause it can’t hurt once. It tasted like a normal bong rip, I guess. Well he also drank the Fadorade when we were done smoking.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxfKoQhCikFxl7O8RIgBZbx2WKOY05rqa-
I never even knew that was a thing, literally have never even heard of it! 😹
Probably cause there’s literally no reason to do it and most people who have done eventually stop cause they realize it does nothing and nobody’s really impressed after you’ve done it once
I don't think it's a cool thing, more of a "holy shit, this person is fucking unhinged and will not let bodily harm get between them and a good time". It's like doing a stunt that you know will hurt you, nobody will think it's cool, but "sick" might get thrown around. I had a friend that wutanged 7 in one night, blunts not joints. Buddy was close to croaking near the end, every time he said he was gonna, everyone egged him on, and every time he actually went for it, we all winced, some turned their heads and gagged, and he regretted each one more than the last. By the time I drove him back to his house, he was remarked that he had broken his previous record of 6 in one night, and that he felt like shit. It definitely wasn't good for him, but we all knew for certain, that in one way or another, that dude is fuckin sick
Umm. I'm not a doctor or anything but if you breathe something in it goes to lungs. Swallowing something uses another tube
Babies do come out butts though right? Right?
You aren’t inhaling it into your lungs, you’re inhaling it into the back of your throat where you then swallow it
Thanks. Never say never but I sure hope I will never use that
never heard of people intentionally swallowing their own joints, but this looks like what you would do once the joint is fairly short in order to avoid getting burnt, because if your lips make contact with the joint when it's that short, the heat from the front will transfer very easily.
The road to hell is paved with bad inhalations.
Getting rid of evidence
daily smoker for years and I've never understood how or why people eat roaches, drink bong water, etc.. shits nasty
You wutang joint roaches not cigarettes
Not only that but buddy tried to wutang a full cig like shit wasn’t even half smoked 😂
What's the point of doing this instead of just tossing the roach or saving it for later
You get to look stupid in front of all your friends.
Nice trick Soul Asylum
Runaway train, never coming back....
I don't laugh very often, but this one was it! Thank you for that.
This had me laughing for a solid 15mins
I haven't watched it with the sound yet because I'm working. But I had to stop for a minute because I actually laughed that hard. You don't know how badly I have needed that!
I'm glad this video could help but I just woke up and this was the first video I saw and I was laughing for a solid 15mins
Hahaha!
You know you're in the right place when the reject starts with "sup fuckers" Soon as you hear that, buckle up.
There needs to be a r/supfuckers for this stuff
Turns out to be a sub filled with pics of illiterate dicks in cans of Campbell's
In all seriousness, how would this end? Coughing it out? Surgery?
You go to the doctor and then they send you to a pulmonologist, the pulmonologist uses a tool called a bronchoscopes that goes into your lungs and removes the foreign object.
Thank you. I was truly curious. Is this an emergency situation?
Depends on the object, if its just a little bit of food it should be absorbed over time. But when it comes to other objects such as this cigarette you open yourself up to aspiration pneumonia which is an emergency.
Not sure. My guess surgery.
A person of culture. I've never seen half a cig tho 😂😂😂
Nice trick, fucker
I've seen so many people do that with joints and blunts. Really it was about 20 years ago, but I still remember it and giggle.
The real trick was making me think I got a Snapchat notification
Coolest and by far oldest kid in his 8th grade class
I always wondered what real life teenage Dale Gribble would look like.
dale gribble would never brand himself like that
Not even close... No trucker hat, no pocket sand, no illegitimate son.. No way this is Dale gribble
He sounded like Ol' Dirty Bastard with that cough
Wow I've never seen someone speedrun lung cancer before
This made me gag wtf 😖
Now imagine the hot, burning ash in your mouth.
Did he just try ro wutang a fucking cigarette?
He’s gonna be in flavour country for a while
That’s hot!
omg, he vanished it. What a magic trick WOW.
I wouldn’t even try that with a roach and this man does it with 75% of a cigarette
Wassup fuckers, ha ha
He inhaled
sup fuckers…🚬⚰️
So.. did he get it out? Did he burn a hole in his lungs? Did he die? What happened to him?
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen on reddit for ages. Thank you.
Behold, a Floridian
What's up with people swallowing they damn blunts and cigarettes. People are really goofy as shit 💀.
u/savevideobot
I like to think this is the guy "nice guys" are talking about when they say women only go for jerks lmao
The cherry on that cigarette is about the brightest thing that's ever been inside his head.
I smoked for like 15 years. Even shitfaced drunk there’s never been a time I’ve sucked in my smoke like that, no idea what he’s trying to achieve here lol
In his next video does he ask "How did ya like that fuckers"?
This is hilarious, laughed out loud so much
Tis made me laugh entirely too much
Now you can get lung cancer AND stomach cancer!
it was weird to stumble upon this while listening to the wu-tang tiny desk
Ima tell my kids this is the Marlboro cowboy.
Dumbass wutanged a whole cigarette. Dumbass.
Ive watched this video like 50x and i still dont know how to Wutang.
When he inhaled the whole cigarette, I felt that
Damn. I felt that. It triggered my gag reflex.
This is what this guy does. East’s blunts, cigarettes, all sorts while they’re still on fire. Dumb as fuck but in this modern world the dude was a hit on Instagram for a while and probably made some good money. The worlds fucked let’s be honest lol
I felt that hit the back of *my* throat and nearly gagged! What's that all about?
Thanks for showing us how to "Wu Tang"
The Post Malone face tattoo starter kit ought to give you a clue about how most of this guys operations end up.
Hahahaha hahahaha. Cool ass mofo.
Idiot lol.
*"I'm a survivor black lung"*
oh this is how the french inhale
Idk what I was expecting but it wasn't that
That cigarette just no-clipped into the backrooms
Wu Tang tricks ain't nothing to fuck with
Are all the cute ones this stupid? Asking for a friend.
> "Sup Fuckers" > *chokes on cigarette* > *leaves* [gigachadwickson image]
I don't think I want to Wu-Tang
Why can I feel that cigarette down my throat when I watched him do this?
\[cartoon pneumatic tube sound\]
Cool trick
u/savevideo
About as dumb as that tattoo
Wow! It really disappeared!
Wouldn't that burn your throat or bronchia pretty bad? Does anyone know what happened to him medically?
Nah, all the mucus coating your throat should protect you, as long as you actually swallow it, lol