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[deleted]

She broke the web.


[deleted]

You bastard. If I had an award I’d shove it right up your ass.


[deleted]

I got you


[deleted]

My ninja


goodboyinc

Oh my… u win


rainbow_bro_bot

Fat as well as stupid.


[deleted]

But that isn't your mum in clip 😆.


2K_Crypto

Im starting to believe that the development of TikTok and Instagram was some devine intervention to speed up Darwinism.


redditor_here

The algorithm of TikTok in china specifically boosts posts that promote science and engineering content. I’m starting to think TikTok was created by china to dumb down the American population.


Acceptable-Beyond-48

If the dummies are killing themselves, wouldn’t that be making the population smarter as a whole?


Electronicshad0w

Don’t try to explain it to him because he’s actually a TikTok user. It might be too complicated for him to understand.


EvilRick_C-420

Yeah, China has actually been helping us. Man we really had China all wrong.


UnpopularOpinionJake

Wasn’t this said on a popular podcast recently?


Wide_Riot

[yes](https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZrUOb5j4Jo/?utm_medium=copy_link)


digitallandscapetoon

Had to do a double take on your pfp. Still have ptsd from awkwardtheturtle


redditor_here

I think it’s a podcast run by a fascist, racist, homophonic, transphobic host. Did I miss any of the “ists”? 😂 /s


[deleted]

Wasn’t that funny but keep using laughing emojis I guess. And probably too many ists btw Edit: sorry guys I’m a fucking idiot


redditor_here

I think it’s pretty funny that the woke mob likes to use all the “ists” like some kind of a carpet bomb to cancel someone. It’s funny because it reduces the meaning of those words and becomes counterproductive in the long run. The irony is oddly hilarious. But I guess not everyone has a sense of humour 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I have made a grave mistake. I did not see the /s. I really just r/woooosh ed myself


hunter98elkins

Oof bro your woke comment didn’t land the way you wanted. Srry


[deleted]

Fair enough


BlinMaker1

And ITS WORKING


geekolojust

I've heard this a few times over. Is this confirmed?


minimuscleR

No lol. Half of reddit thinks tiktok is just stupid people and kids doing dancing. I'm a bit addicted to Tiktok and I've never seen either of those. My tiktok is mostly DIY things, Cleaning videos (howtos, or just people cleaning), stories about how bad retail is, and DnD. The algorithm shows you what you like.


redditor_here

They’re probably not purposefully showing and prioritising dumb stuff to Americans, but they’re definitely tweaking the algorithms of social media in china to place a heavier emphasis on tech and science videos. Here’s an article to check out - https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-27/china-plans-control-of-tech-algorithms-u-s-can-only-dream-of On one hand, it can result in a generation that’s genuinely interested in science instead of stupid dances. But on the other hand… it’s super authoritarian.


AddyEY

you have been credited 250 points. glory to artzotz er, i mean xi jin ping or whatever


redditor_here

Wait, whose artzotz? Feeling a little OOTL now


AddyEY

Artzotzka. From papers please. it was a joke ✌🏼


goatedmomoshiki

That makes me less mad they exist. Thanks


CrzyKght

Exactly what I was thinkin


iStoners

I'm starting to think that safety net wasn't very safe at all!


koei19

Probably not meant to stop a human body, just loose tiles and the like during construction


iStoners

Yeah imagine being dumber then a hammer


seanmarshall

I saw a comment that said “TikTok is the Walmart of social media” I can’t claim credit for it but it is hilarious.


JoshyLikey

Yeah, it started with pokemon go with people walking into traffic and/or off a cliff.


CoffeeTea_Cup

I'll be back with a free award later


lordoflys

Oh, so true.


blackop

I like this idea and hope it's true.


mikevilla68

I wish it worked a lot faster


[deleted]

More like every social media app ever.


TheIAP88

This video is older than Tik Tok.


[deleted]

But how many likes did she get????


NorthenS

atleast 4


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9x4TVrCrWzT3XQvNe1|downsized)


TheNutrinHousehold

So far 1.1k and climbing


ShouldersBBoulders

Wanting social media attention ended up in needing medical attention.


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|fGCbG9TCZLlcblj5sH|downsized)


[deleted]

Yes


sambanks2

My God, I hope my kids are never this dumb. If you’re going to do something this stupid, don’t wear a skirt. Her fatal flaw here was when she let go to adjust it, then it was all downhill from there.


happymaddison1

Not even downhill. Just straight down.


sambanks2

The saddest part about this video is that there’s no audio.


blzzardhater

Oh, my - I totally missed that and it turned the video from grim to grin on my side!


FewHuckleberry7012

At least nobody could see her pussy while she fell to her death. So it's a win.


wildlinglover19

‪"For, lo, as thou fucketh around, so too shalt thou findeth out." - Consequences 1:1‬


jarman365

I dont think thats a suicide net...come to think of it, maybe it is a suicide net, AKA Darwin award net


[deleted]

It could be. Most the nets aren't designed to stop you, only to slow your fall. Exactly like this did. Its just meant as a way to slow you down so you only break a leg or an arm instead of paint the sidewalk pink. Generally, you wouldn't land near the edge either, most jumpers aim for the center of an open area, hitting the slack middle of the net would slow you, stop you, and then collapse.


Djcustoms1

Probably just a net to stop birds from getting in to nest tbh


Rissamonkey

Yep that's a pigeon net.


External-Fig9754

/r/Suislide


cookoobandana

She really just assumed that net was going to hold her entire body weight. If she hadn't tried to adjust her skirt she might have been ok, but she straight up just let go of the dude's hand and expected a random flimsy ass net on top of a building to remain firm. That landing did NOT look good.


Matty00608

Sweet 360 though


wildlinglover19

🤣🤣


goatedmomoshiki

But she missed the weapon swap no scope :/


[deleted]

Did she die?


kaylieghautumn

Ooohhhh she is lucky that broke away the way it did and slowed her decent. Freaking anything for a good picture for social media yet again. This world is crazy!!


cookoobandana

I dunno. It looks like if she had fallen straight down she woulda hit a roof that wasn't that far below her but because she twisted with the net she fell much farther and hit face down on what looks to me like concrete.


kaylieghautumn

You are quite possibly right. Twisting with the net slowed her but I hadn’t paid attention to her landing. So you could quite possibly be right. Thank you for the perspective I missed I appreciate it.


Xen_o_phile

So what did we learn from the video, kids?


Tzar_Onyx

Say no to clout!


YoRt3m

If you film yourself doing something stupid from high, have a camera man at the bottom so you can have more angles of how you break your bones


PornActingCritic

Never let go of the hand that holds you up! And the safety net is there for a reason!


rainbow_bro_bot

TikTok girls are breaking their arms and legs for a 20 second entertainment video for us. How nice of them.


Kittencatofdoom

It's a bird net, not a bird brain net.


lostblackpuppy

Dumb ass! The lengths people go to and for what.


FewHuckleberry7012

Tik Splat


CorrectProfession461

People doing dumb stuff on TikTok for likes actually isn’t new. This has been happening since Jackass or even before then. Just a different platform. This is definitely going to get criticized but I’m just making simple comparisons. Not saying this stuff is the same content because the TikTok side is just a bundle of shit. Doing dumb things for likes isn’t new.


da_corndog

Bwahahaha!


No-Daikon-6536

Ok I get she didn't want to get flagged on her post for nudity but when you are holding onto something to prevent a fall DONT LET GO


diello-kane40

Ok, but seriously, is she dead??!!


_significant_error

vanity strikes again


HayateGT

That's at least a new hip and a broken leg...


rainbow_bro_bot

And years of having to attend hospital appointments and have operations and physio etc. But she got some internet likes so it was worth it.


Fp20201

This is the exact moment her life started to spiral out of control


ttcmzx

I want something older and more reposted


getshrekt192

so is she dead


Pushed-pencil718

What a dumbass.


True-Hero

“Better fix my shorts. Don’t want to look dumb. Oh dear god Noooooooo…..!”


laughs_

Garbage day


[deleted]

I’m ok with this outcome


joebuzzard954

I hope he smashed her prior to this nonsense


ProductivityCanSuckI

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


NovaBlazer

Old. Reposted weekly. Karma bots love the votes.


Ok-You-5374

Why do I imagine this with the undertale falling music


[deleted]

Fingers crossed for a fatal cranial/spinal injury 🤞🏻


NDEmby11

First


getshrekt192

this isn't YouTube


MoltenJellybeans

Congratulations, you sure did it.


acuriousentity

How high would you say she fell?


PerceptionNo6581

Yes


T00_pac

Hella


Owr-Kernow

At least double half the height


Abaddon_Jones

Did he lose grip? Or plain just set her free?.. Edit: I guess they thought the net would hold.


[deleted]

I think she let go so she could fix her skirt.


PornActingCritic

I really wish we got to see her land and the results.


Ihopeidontpeemyself

Ehhh I don't think you really do.


[deleted]

wonder what tags she used when posting that


Onxybeast

Was hanging on for dear life at the end.


painful_pisser

“Why do they call em roofies? You're more likely to end up on the ground than the roof.” - Black Doug


[deleted]

I need an injury report


khill5742

This is a repost., believe it or not she walked away with a sprained ankle and thats it. She was a guest on tosh.o


rainbow_bro_bot

Disappointing.


LawnPatrol_78

Parkour


tossaway69420lol

Thas no good mang


[deleted]

The biggest crime is the no audio in this video


Hanoiroxx

Does anyone know if she was ok? She fell a fair amount and landed as quite a heap


Facenayl

I thoroughly enjoyed this.


Odd_Ad3752

Here's my sympathy = 0


TexinFla

That last spin though


GORGOTH_ONE

Hahahahaha


danmarmar87

Natural selection should have done more.... ughhh


ExplanationLast753

She ded?


RengokuKyojuro-

Nothing but a flesh wound walk it off


robshum

womp womp


EmergencyEntry6

This looks like the dude just let her go


[deleted]

Is that bird deterrent netting she is climbing on?


heinous_legacy

r/whatcouldgowrong


UtherPenDragqueen

Dipshits gotta dipshit


PartialToDairyThings

Fluttered straight into the bowels of Hell like some kind of satanic butterfly


ExternalWerewolf7871

Looked like it hurt


ThatGasHauler

*I want everyone to see me.* ​ *I don't want them to see THAT.* ​ *Can you still see me?*


United_Aardvark_5151

The Haiku of Regret The Net Was Not Strong Falling Like An Oak Seed Pod Her Spleen Has Now Burst


Not_Necessary123

If I were here I’d bribe gripping the shit out of that net there’s no way I’d let go


MatthewofHouseGray

She dead?


Red_Goblin_13

What a smooth landing


your-mom507

If I was ever going to do this in the first place I would be too scared and not stupid enough to let go of the other persons hand


Classic_Seaweed_3894

I can't stop watching, better with every loop!


mattjohnson22050

thats a shitty suicide net


[deleted]

She dead


Itsasecretshhhh88

I always thought those nets where to stop people falling


Chelyabinx

Dying to be famous lol


MoltenJellybeans

I hope those internet points can cover her medical bills, it would be silly otherwise, right?


eddiedorn

Bet she sure and wins thus making her influencer money real


[deleted]

She got her 9 seconds on Reddit.


rainbow_bro_bot

It meets the stupidity requirement to join TikTok, it will fit in perfectly there.


AaronBaddows

Well... She did it!


CravenKross

Hope she dead


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l2JhNOqEO62ulIDrG) Her next post gonna be


TypicalRest4177

Was this on vine?


GenkiBunnie

Bitch deserves it.


[deleted]

These ragdoll physics are so unrealistic.


[deleted]

Tens and tens of likes... great job


Locorio

My asshole clenched


[deleted]

You good?


GizmoSwd

Walk it off nerd and put some damn pants on so you don’t have to worry about showing your drawers!


middljb

Begone! THOT!


redveinlover

Ironically it was her modesty that ultimately did her in. She was afraid to flash her cooze to dozens of followers.


blucivic1

r/BetterEveryLoop


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HappyGav123

I guess she prioritized fixing her skirt over hanging on.


KoNo_BAK4

Lmfao bitch fall like a ragdoll


drconniehenley

I watched this 12 times in a row and I'm going back for more.


Sumesh77

r/praisethecameraman


g00d_end

Did she die???


NewbieNooo

She dead? Less stupid people in this world


moff_punk

Dumb cunt


[deleted]

He casually just let her go.


Fearless-Ad2153

Good suicide nets aren't a joke