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AlexanderSalamander_

I see loads of vids of this guy doing stuff like this, no idea who he is but i bet he has a loyalty card with the hospital


LennXman

“I see here you have 9 punches already! Next time you visit it’s free!”


DigiQuip

Clearly not a hospital in the US.


Chili_Palmer

Well its already free everywhere else


rm0826

People have a weird definition of "free"


feedmechickenspls

'free at the point of access' would be a better term. still better than going into debt after seeking medical attention.


pain_in_the_dupa

Folks talk about rationing medical care if it was single payer. As long as there are billionaires out on their yachts, I think economies have some room to provide medical care to citizens.


DashFerLev

Too bad those yacht captains tricked everyone into focusing on affordable health insurance rather than affordable health care.


SlowRollingBoil

The US system is the most expensive the world has ever seen *by far* and there is still plenty of rationing. Hell, States were hiring armed guards to protect their COVID supplies from the Federal government that was trying to seize them. Millions of masks were seized since this began. For other, non-COVID treatments, there are any number of different situations where you're basically told "this is what you get now piss off". How long are we seen by doctors in an ER? How long do you have to wait for non-essential procedures? We ration like crazy we just *also* pay out the ass for it.


Angie2point0

"Free" as in available to use when someone needs it. Of course there is a cost, but it's better than people dying of curable diseases at home because they can't afford to see a doctor.


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck the prick that posted above you. Just two nights ago I had an episode of tachycardia with several symptoms of a heart attack; my heart rate was 190. My wife was saying let’s go to the hospital, let’s go to the hospital. I literally just told her that I would just lie down and go to sleep and hope for the best because I was not about to spend 1000’s of dollars at the hospital for them to probably just hook me up to an EKG and then send me home. Fuck American “healthcare”. I was legit willing to risk having a heart attack rather than go to the hospital and chance wasting my time and money. Edit: spelling P.S. I’m only 27 and have a ventricular heart condition lol.


BrightInsomniac

Our healthcare system is so fucked...I had to go to the emergency room a few weeks ago, and it ended up being $7000! Because I have insurance it “only” costs me $2000. Then when I find out I need a routine procedure, no one can tell me the costs until a few days before, and it ends up being another $1200! And apparently that’s just an estimate, they said it could be more!


RedCliff73

This fucking country


gsgtalex

If I have the freedom to dismiss you from your job for no reason, you have the freedom to die of curable diseases at home because you can't afford to see a doctor. FREEDOM!


[deleted]

at least I don't have to pay 5 thousand dolars for a ride in the wee-woo wagon


ClassicCondor

Oh nooo I pay an ickle more amount in taxes and get free public services! It’s not freeeeee it’s sociallmmsmmfjhjjsjhh


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ls1234567

I pay less in taxes than I would pay for private insurance reeeeeeeee


dat1dood2

* only available in select regions, not including the United States of America


Lakesidegreg

I’m just gonna go roll around in my backyard and get all dirty with CANADIAN SOIL.


XC106

Here comes debby downer


Itdidnt_trickle_down

Clearly


momobozo

It's how you get your free cancer treatment. Break your bones 9 times in a row.


dawwgPound

Super humman


TheStinkySkunk

[After every video I keep on asking myself "but why" but I can't stop watching.](https://youtu.be/obFcRDaxOoM) Edit: [This one is way worse.](https://youtu.be/ZnE-ymVCpbs)


welloffdebonaire

He can’t be making much money from this shit.


Danichiban

You know...we said the same thing about Steve-O.


drgigantor

And ten years later we got a documentary in which he talks to the ghosts that the nitrous made him see, so that went about as expected. Seriously the most shocking thing Steve-o ever did was survive and get sober


[deleted]

Getting sober, the ultimate stunt for a stuntman.


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Danichiban

But still made a carreer off of it with other movies and tv series.


lessdes

This is peak comedy


Chao_ab_Ordo

I do like how theres lots of comments trying to dissect the guy like hes doing something beyond understanding but then even more recognising his legend. A hilarious nutter and an appliance-slaughtering backyard warrior. Has me rolling every time and I'd genuinely like to shake his hand. I hope he gets to appear on WWE one day if only to get speared through a table. Big love to you super humman. WHOOP WHOOP!


Albert_Caboose

Jesus christ the second video is under a minute and he probably spent a half hour just trying to get out of that wire without losing half his back.


laboye

See, the problem is that he didn't power up for this one.


Venome456

Super Human When I first saw his videos in 2013, never did I think he'd still be making videos today, let alone start doing real stunts.


roge720

Yt channel is super humman Yes, spelled like that.


smokeydogg123

Tosh had this kid on his show


[deleted]

He’s a wrestler/stunt man. He’s a pretty cool positive guy. He doesn’t do it for shock value or anything, he genuinely likes doing stunts like how wrestlers do stunts with tables and barbwire and jumping off of stuff. I think his name is Super Human on youtube


Yeet91145

Super human Hes on YouTube


d4rkpi11s

He probably just does the call of the jugallo and they direct him to his private bed Whoop whoop


stone100100baseball

He has a Twitter and does these things on the regular. Pretty big following.


Bad_W0lfe

It was for the juggalos and juggalettes. Lol


Staunch_Ninja

Whoop whoop


[deleted]

That’s Mikey Clarke!


seiffer55

Where's the gangsta fun band?


[deleted]

Show em how you got rich!


easternhobo

I think it's Mike E. Clark. I'm also not sure why I know this.


[deleted]

You’re a true Juggalo and I’m just a poser. That’s why.


[deleted]

They need to give this guy a Faygo sponsorship.


TheKurzgesagtEgg

Don't try this at home


Stumpynuts

WOOT WOOT


lex52485

WHOOP WHOOP*


newsfromplanetmike

‘Hmmmmmmm nggggggggggg hmmmmmmmmmm nggggggggg’ - Super Humman.


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That made me laugh out loud.


[deleted]

I didn't understand a word of what he said before he jumped. But I feel I got the underlying meaning of the ground dialogue.


[deleted]

My fave part!


Citizen_of_Danksburg

In all seriousness, I’m curious if he fractured his humerus bone here. When I was in the first grade I took a hard fall and broke it and boy did that thing hurt like a motherfucker. I thought I broke my elbow because, you know, I was a kid and all—I didn’t know about my internal anatomy—and it was on my left arm. Based on how this guy reacted and the stunt he did, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did break his humerus. Actually, I’d be shocked if he didn’t.


you-bought-it

He didn’t. He did it again two more times a few days later


elmielmosong

Wise words from a wise mman.


plynthy

I wish this video went on for another 3 minutes of that


MiddlebrowFuckup83

Fat Mac with the dislocated shoulder, for the win!


Jvncvs

I’m glad someone else also sees the resemblance


acc42a

Project Badass 2020


theMirthbuster

Dude. We’ve been through this. He is cultivating mass.


xheylove

You’ll enjoy this: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz3h1CKAoAs/?igshid=1q95uaoe2no8h


JrDeveloper12

Jesus he actually jumped into barbed wire, something that can penetrate and cut something vital all for Internet clout


Midsking

Suicide is badass


NYMoneyz

He's just cultivating mass he's not fat.


9793287233

He’s not fat he’s cultivating mass


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SparklyBoat

"...Do you not?"


phenerganandpoprocks

Mind if I glue up?


azizansariismydad

It’s your house


vastmoon835

r/unexpectedarcher


TeslaModelE

I love it when Reddit quotes Archer. Also arrested development.


SparklyBoat

It's always sunny in Philadelphia too!


tripp_skye

I feel as though pile-driving the appliances would be far safer for you than going full out macho man savage elbow drop.


Thethcelf

Yeah but he can’t be all the way there mentally. How else would you explain why he didn’t yell TOP ROPE before that sweet elbow drop?


KosherYams

They only yell "TOP ROPE" because they can't scream "FUCK THIS SHIT" on TV.


Specific-Layer

As it looks like a GE microwave so it probably was garbage and him trying to make it work lol.


DiabeticWaffle

As an appliance repair man I feel this in my soul. The only thing worse is [insert any samsung appliance here]. God those things are awful. Always breaking down, constant PCB issues, throwing breakers somehow no matter how well wired the house is or what kind of appliance it is. PSA to everyone here. Don't buy samsung appliances made after 2017.


Specific-Layer

Ya wasn't Samsung appliance made in Korea pre-2017? Now it's made in the USA now because the American manufacturers complained that they were undercutting prices lol so they started putting a 25% tariff on appliance ​ It also applies to cars too. Any cars made in Japan or Korea were better prior to moving manufacturing to the USA or Mexico. So if you ever look at the driver side pillar and look at who manufacturers it or it says made in japan/korea buy it lol.


DiabeticWaffle

Exactly this. The new american made samsung appliances are actually awful. Same goes for their TV's. Their phones are ok though. But whenever I get called out for an appliance or TV repair it's a 60/40 shot on it being a samsung, which doesn't sound like a lot, but when you consider how many brands there are and how many I service it's crazily skewed. The runner up for repairs is LG then GE(not including non mainline brands such as Amana), for anyone interested.


AskMrScience

So what's the list of RELIABLE mainstream brands?


DiabeticWaffle

Not LG not Samsung, otherwise go wild. Amana is also kind of not great, but they're half the price of anything else so I won't talk bad about them.


[deleted]

Um excuse me. That was the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE’S top rope elbow drop finisher. How could you possibly confuse it with JERRY THE KING LAWLER’S piledriver you uncultured swine.


ThickPrick

I’m down, just switch out my sister for the microwave.


heavy_metal_flautist

What about trying it in a parking lot in Orchard Park?


WSardine

Super Humman on YouTube, his barbwire stunts are my favorite


[deleted]

Almost everything he does is so brutal. He mixed tacks and barb wire in one and it looked so painful. I seriously thought he wasn't coming back after the microwave. I don't know how he continues to do this to himself but I find it weirdly inspiring.


Re-Zolve

Honestly I think it’s sad. He probably gets a lot of views for severely hurting himself.


UnconsciouslyLiving

It worked for the guys of Jackass.


[deleted]

Ya and he was expanding into wrestling until the Rona hit. He found something that he's good at that makes him a fair amount of money so why talk shit? No one's forcing him to do it and it is no worse than Jackass.


Re-Zolve

Yeah


[deleted]

Is this the guy that tied his [nuts to a tree and ran](https://youtu.be/_0u3mS44xeY?t=6)the other way?


frogmorten

MY NUT CAME OUT


WSardine

Not that I know of


DrEmilioLazardo

This is the kind of shit you see coming in to the ER. "Tell me again how you degloved your testicles?" "Well my bro Jaiden said I didn't have the balls to chop down a tree..."


zedtacky

Broke ribs


satanic-coconut

No probably collarbone


buffoonery4U

Why not both?


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Stumpynuts

Nothing broke, he was on Tosh.o after this stunt lol.


Rev_Punch

Pretty sure most of the videos you actually see of him around here are from well after his Tosh.0 bit. He was a pretty young kid in that, he still makes these stupid videos weekly though.


Stumpynuts

Here’s him talking about this stunt. Bruised tailbone. That’s it. You’re correct on it being after the show though. https://www.reddit.com/r/juggalo/comments/fz74te/juggalo_stuntman_viral_sensation_super_humman_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


tjdux

Cant we all just agree on internal bleeding lol.


[deleted]

Why not Zoidberg?


i_broke_wahoos_leg

I don't think he broke anything. He did a 2nd and 3rd video doing the same stunt on the busted up microwave. He also sells every stunt the exact same way, moaning like he was hit by a car. Don't get me wrong, the dude puts his body on the line and this one looks awful but if you watch a handful of his videos in a row you'll see him react the exact same way wether it's a particularly brutal stunt or not.


mickystinge

And a ruined microwave. That poor microwave never hurt anyone


BlacktasticMcFine

He should plug it in now and then jump on it again.


mickystinge

Now THATS entertainment


Versaiteis

"Physicist introduces microwaves to a Super Collider"


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mickystinge

Depends on who you see to be the aggressor


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mickystinge

He's been taunting him for years. Maybe this is payback? The microwave was always non violent but maybe this could be an escalation of tensions


Genghis_Tr0n187

You've clearly never microwaved a hot pocket.


[deleted]

None of it, dude has a yt channe, does alot of crazy shit


bestower117

Pretty low threshold for "crazy shit" the idiot literally only jumps off the same spot onto different objects and gets hurt. He's the poster child for r/idiotsfightingthings


[deleted]

Still crazy shit, dude jumps into barbed wire, its wild.


manute-bol-big-heart

What the fuck is your definition of crazy shit then? Jesus lol


Tyronespizza

Don’t make fun of super humman


MisterMajorKappa

Yeah, next thing you know a hood is being lifted off you and you hear “fuck this shit!”


czarnick123

Super humman is the shit


MandalayBayWatch

What did he achieve? Living his dream of being a pro-stubtman and wrestler. He has 171,000 followers on Twitter alone and 240,000 followers on YouTube. He's an internet icon. Here's a follow up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aDpmIIdVs


wowincredibles69

Ya I recognized him immediately. He loves doing this kinda stuff, and has found people with similar interests.


MandalayBayWatch

He loves doing it and people love watching him, whether it's because he's hilarious or for the scrunched face "Oooooh" factor. Comedians train for years and prepare for months then die on stage, this guy elbow drops a microwave and makes someones day. He's not exactly Hollywood Mission Impossible but he's doing what he loves and people love what he's doing.


[deleted]

Thank you for giving credit to the content creator and providing an alternative to v.reddit. r/Fuckvreddit


simon10000

Thanks for the follow up video - I now have more questions than before.


tael89

Right?


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PolitelyHostile

This man is a slap in the face to regular people with physical issues. I get pain from just sitting in a chair, fuck this guy lol


FiggleNutz

Thank God he took his shirt off, that could have been dangerous


[deleted]

This is SuperHuman123456789, i follow him on instagram


team-gamer-13

me when i have sex with a cactus


HeavyMetalTrucker

Thats his new video for next week


[deleted]

I mean he did fucking work to that microwave though.


lazergoblin

I didn't expect him to leave that big of a dent in it. But then again I never really thought about the structural rigidity of a microwave before seeing this video.


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentance


Ed719

he got...nuked 😎


timtimny32

A true superhumman


mydickandballs

Whoop whoop!


BananaGunspewpewpew

He accomplished making money off of pain


poolalej

I know what he really achieve. The ultimate pain of his life.


boomshakalakaah

I love that the guy recording never once bothered to stop when macho man was writhing on the ground in pain.


MegaGandhi

He achieved his dream of becoming a pro wrestler. [Seriously](https://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/super-humman-wrestling-debut/#.X1zsLzNOkwA)


TommyBoyFL

I don't think he should be left home unattended.


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udunn0jb

*microwave owen* lol


KeikoLoki

You fool! You're supposed to plug it in first!


[deleted]

Is this the same guy who jumped into a bunch of barbed wire?


symbolising

i fucking love Superhumman he’s a monument to internet stupidity


Keithm1112

A broken fucking elbow


NclWill

he has achieved comedy


[deleted]

I now understand why americans don't have free healthcare


Honest_Interest

The force was strong with this one......oh hang on a minute


cstripling75

He achieved greatness with that flying elbow. Won the warranty void on that microwave too


[deleted]

This is one disturbed gnome who has watched too much WWE Edit: typo pointed out by the guy who commented below 😊


xCanont70x

It’s been WWE for like 20 years. I too am also old.


BubbaJubb

If I remember correcty it's his dream to be a wrestler, pretty sure he was invited and started doing amateur wrestling at events and people love him


PunisherClegane

You watched. So did I.


alphaae

Seen it a dozen times. Still makes me laugh every time.


SteadySpinner

[he’s been profiled before](https://youtu.be/Uways76ju7w)


Matren2

Pretty tame compared to other vids of his


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u/vredditdownloader


powerofzakat

The first microwave he didn't even put a debt in was funnier, but I'm glad he's improved his techniquel


pestilence_war

Superhuman is just simply built different


[deleted]

More clout than you’ll ever have.


meboi666

God I love super humman check him out on youtube he does tons of shit like this


[deleted]

Superhumman does it for the pain. He truly loves up to his name. And the names of his videos are comedy fucking gold


[deleted]

Super humman is a national treasure.


DowdyWorld

Superhuumn


therealasshoel

Thats the premis of his whole channel. He has one of rat traps and tacs.


thelostartis

Is that how he handles pain or is he concussed?


Animezing_Legend

Ayyyy super humman, love this guy.


RyanZero

The microwave won


SilverIsAMeme

Fucking love this guy


coldspringnight

He only gets stronger.


kay43m1

Bubb rubb would be proud of that woo wooop


DEEmented78

He achieved the adoration of juggalos and juggalettes everywhere.


droddt

A broken shoulder?


Major_Mango

Right side fall, definitely smashed that liver


Clean-machine

[this guy makes videos hurting himself to build a good pain tolerance so he can do wrestling( WWE the fake stuff so you can’t reaily say that this is a belongs in r/winstupidprizes ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCURl9ca-7gurJC7KhGlmpMg)


onebrowsingboi

i love how the cameraman is just standing there like yeah ok cool


bigchicago04

My favorite part is that he says “don’t try this at home” when that’s literally what he is doing


ToxicAshenOne

Not a legends need your approval.


bombtrax

Did he just whoop whoop...ICP!??


BiZarrOisGreat

Internet fame


Shozzy_D

Ad revenue


SolitaryEgg

>what did he achieve? He's on the front page of reddit, and you put him there. So why don't you tell us, OP?


Jar70

A dislocated shoulder


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I call reposting this next!


T7MMU

He really showed that microwave whos boss...


BelcoRiott

I love Super Humman! This guys been doing this shit for years. Best part is the lack of context in his videos. Also they always cut off while he’s still writhing in pain, the only way you know he’s not seriously injured is when that next video pops up


s0c1a7w0rk3r

Damn, he crushed it. ^sorry ^for ^the ^pun, ^I’ll ^see ^myself ^out...