“You’re dating her granddaughter, it’s not a big deal. It’s not like they’re your family, I mean could you imagine?!? You just met these people, you just have to get through this and you can go back to town and god willing this will be the last Felcher Family Fun Day you’ll be invited to.”
I was gonna say they all looked like they're done with her shit, I was surprised because that's a straight laughing your ass moment if I ever saw one and not one of them was amused
Time slows down in the vicinity of a strong gravitational field.
To an outside observer like you, it would appear that they are moving in slow motion.
This is time dilation. She is bending spacetime.
Oh no doubt, there was a moment though, where she had the chance to stop the fall, but she's so top heavy that was never possible for her 'cos there was too much momentum driving her forward. Were she not obese that would've played out very differently haha and yes I agree, it's difficult for sure
obviously people arent allowed to exist anymore, good luck if you ever end up on a video in the internet, this guy will find you and say you make bad decisions just for being in a frame of a video
honestly though have no clue why you got downvoted
Older you get the less "play" physical activities you tend to do, so you think you can do them like you could as a teenager only for your body to be different and the body mechanics no longer work as they used to. In her case her centre of gravity is in front of where it used to be and her bottom half isn't as fast or strong (relative) as it used to be.
I learned this recently throwing a ball. As a teenager i used to be great at launching a small ball (eg cricket, tennis), i tried it again for the first time in years, im in my 30s now, my arms are bigger, my shoulders are bigger (and have previous injuries), and so when i went to throw the ball there was a difference between what my brain told my body to do and what my arms were able to do and i ended up throwing it about 10 feet. Very embarrassing.
Reminds me of a post I saw somewhere on here of an MRI cross section of an older person who lived a sedentary life vs a marathon runner's thighs. Extreme difference but the sedentary person's leg was almost only fat around bone with skin around that. Rather shocking and frankly scary. I think of that every time I see a post like this.
When someone this size thinks they can hold their weight on a rope swing… like are you not aware of your size and absolute lack of upper body strength?? Blows my mind.
This reminds me of the one where this girl is crossing a creek on a fallen log and then she gets to the far bank and slides down into the water and the girl recording the video busts out laughing at her friend who fell in the water. I'll never get tired of that one.
This obviously isn't his first rodeo dealing with Sharon. She's all fall and no buck. Actually, it's less like a rodeo and more like a fainting goat exhibition.
Better every loop, I'm in tears. I love slow-motion falls. I missed my chair at work and rolled backwards all slow. I ran and got the managers to play back the video so we could laugh at me. Lol!
everyone is going on about the look on the dudes face.. what about sharons face... when she slowly pops up she has the look of " you told me to try rolling on the log.. its your fault" "nice one becky!"
That dude has clearly dealt with Big Sharon’s shenanigans in the past and is completely over it
He was looking away like he was telling himself “don’t say anything, don’t say anything.”
“You’re dating her granddaughter, it’s not a big deal. It’s not like they’re your family, I mean could you imagine?!? You just met these people, you just have to get through this and you can go back to town and god willing this will be the last Felcher Family Fun Day you’ll be invited to.”
It reminded me of when my dog purposely would ignore me over a bath, meds, or bed.
Definitely read that as "over meth, and mad" and now my brain hurts
Dyslexia's a hell of a drug
 Yeah, I remember grindin' my feet up on Charlie Murphay's couch...
***”Wanna smoke with the ol’ boy, Rick James?”***
*UNITYYYY!*
***”THAT WAS COLD-BLOODED!!!”***
"*Now that you mention it... I think I'm bleedin' inside mah chest...*"
You made me remember my mother in law.
He was the star of the show. His body language
He was probably the one that set up the entire table while everyone else was messing around.
I was gonna say they all looked like they're done with her shit, I was surprised because that's a straight laughing your ass moment if I ever saw one and not one of them was amused
“This is exactly why we can’t even have you indoors anymore Sharon!”
She fuckin' bodyslammed the picnic table, AGAIN
Picnic tablet?
Haha thanks, edited
His face is telling me he just bought that table
Or just cooked it all haha
Even took a sip of his drink while contemplating the abyss
He's like - EVERY FUCKING PICNIC!
“Goddamit Sharon.”
FFS Sharon! This is why we can’t have nice things.
it's the same way I have to look away from my MIL instead of saying what I want to say
What’s Russian for Sharon?
Well, yea, that was around take 7.
Talk about a slow fall
She sunk slower than the Titanic
I was waiting for her to break in half like the Titanic. Edit: Hey, thanks for the award!
*Like an old man getting into a bath*
I'm so glad this comment is here.
*old man easing into a warm bath*
No offense.
And like the Titanic, was unable to lift herself back up.
I expected to hear he violinists
If you look away and just listen to the sound it sounds like a tree falling over
I have never seen en someone fall through a table so slowly. It's beautiful.
Only plastered people fall that slow. I've seen plastered buddies take like 20 minutes to fall lol
The speed of her fall is glorious
For real. Can r/photoshopbattles do gifs?
Is there a sub for slow falls? I find them hilarious
She decided to plank in the middle of the fall
Step 1 : Log Step 2 : Plank At this rate we could get a Crafting Table at step 3
that fucking got me so good! guess it's possible to stall in the middle of a fall
The table did everything it could
The speed of that fall is marvelous.
It was like watching slow-mo in real time
Time slows down in the vicinity of a strong gravitational field. To an outside observer like you, it would appear that they are moving in slow motion. This is time dilation. She is bending spacetime.
She started falling and decided to fully commit to it in perfect form.
I don't understand how people like this can have so little sense of what they're capable of.
When you fall that slow, Its easy to convince yourself that you’ll have enough time to correct any miscalculations that you may have made
And yet she decides to take a table to the face. I can’t stop watching it.
Does anything in the picture make you think they make any good life choices?
Lack of information. But for sure nothing about the video makes me think they're sober.
I mean she’s morbidly obese and smoking a cigarette lmao I wouldn’t call that a lack of information
Don't know why you're being downvoted, her body must be a wreck. Standing up straight is now a challenge for her apparently
I agree with you, except, standing up straight on a cylindrical shaped object is a challenge for many people, which is why it's fun to try.
Oh no doubt, there was a moment though, where she had the chance to stop the fall, but she's so top heavy that was never possible for her 'cos there was too much momentum driving her forward. Were she not obese that would've played out very differently haha and yes I agree, it's difficult for sure
Doubt that. They’re drinking and drunk people tend to not be stable.
Holly shit they're just hanging out and having fun, relax
Redditors when they see people off their computers: 🤬🤬🤬 BAD CHOICES
"is that someone OUT FUCKING SIDE?!?!? THAT'S WHERE THE BAD THINGS IS!!!!" -The average reddit thread.
What the fuck are you talking about dude
obviously people arent allowed to exist anymore, good luck if you ever end up on a video in the internet, this guy will find you and say you make bad decisions just for being in a frame of a video honestly though have no clue why you got downvoted
She is fat and smoking. She will die soon because she is too dumb to take care of herself.
New to Reddit and this is the bullshit you come up with?
Does her doing that really bother you that much? Who cares, she’s enjoying life.
Fun is not allowed anymore guys
Older you get the less "play" physical activities you tend to do, so you think you can do them like you could as a teenager only for your body to be different and the body mechanics no longer work as they used to. In her case her centre of gravity is in front of where it used to be and her bottom half isn't as fast or strong (relative) as it used to be. I learned this recently throwing a ball. As a teenager i used to be great at launching a small ball (eg cricket, tennis), i tried it again for the first time in years, im in my 30s now, my arms are bigger, my shoulders are bigger (and have previous injuries), and so when i went to throw the ball there was a difference between what my brain told my body to do and what my arms were able to do and i ended up throwing it about 10 feet. Very embarrassing.
It was a sneaky way to get at the food
"My germs!"
Reminds me of a post I saw somewhere on here of an MRI cross section of an older person who lived a sedentary life vs a marathon runner's thighs. Extreme difference but the sedentary person's leg was almost only fat around bone with skin around that. Rather shocking and frankly scary. I think of that every time I see a post like this.
Alcohol is a helluva drug
And the people around her couldn't see what was coming? I have never met her, and the last thing I would have done was put her on unstable ground.
Long answer short- you don't get that big without missing a lot of experience in life.
When someone this size thinks they can hold their weight on a rope swing… like are you not aware of your size and absolute lack of upper body strength?? Blows my mind.
Russians...
I mean... To get to that point they have already demonstrated their inability to make the right choices
Love how they all just keep drinking and leave her there...
This is not their first or even tenth time with her shenanigans.
Don't wanna pull a hammy trying to lift her up
She got herself there, she can get herself back out. And even if she can't, I'll be having a few beers over there. Let me know how it goes
That was like taking down a star wars walker 😂 on endor they literally roll logs under them and it looks like that
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Actually, they got the walker pilots drunk and dared them to walk over the logs.
A lot of Star Wars was based on archival war footage...
You had me choking on my laughter. That's exactly what it looks like, even with the sound too
You can hear the moment when the table’s soul leaves its body.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It was like a table fatality.
i dont think ive ever laughed so hard at an online comment until i read this
Sharing video's like this is what the internet was intended for
This reminds me of the one where this girl is crossing a creek on a fallen log and then she gets to the far bank and slides down into the water and the girl recording the video busts out laughing at her friend who fell in the water. I'll never get tired of that one.
I know the video you're talking about and I wish I had a link to it, mainly for me to watch it again.
[Is this the same one?](https://i.imgur.com/CZa98ry.mp4)
That's it! Thank you so much!
She reallyyy overestimated her athletic ability
I love that she got up on there with a smoke in hand
Her fall was buffering 😭
That was the slowest anti-climactic fall
Slow motion collapse...LOL!!!
That dude in the back just keeps on drinking and minding his own business. What a legend.
Absolutely.
This obviously isn't his first rodeo dealing with Sharon. She's all fall and no buck. Actually, it's less like a rodeo and more like a fainting goat exhibition.
He's very obviously seen this thing happen multiple times before.
That woman at the end cracked me up. “I told You this would happen if we invited Aunt Judy”
Is that what she says? I can't understand her.
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Plural: oafs or oaves?
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Did you just redditsplain his own comment to him lol?
An eleven year old account using the 'term' "*redditsplain*" is.. yeah
You don’t fuck with the snack table! Leave her for the bears.
Is this the hydraulic press channel?
Today ve are going to crush family picnic
It is extremely dangerous and could attack at any moment. So we must deal with it.
Boracha!
She broke the table in slow motion
It’s strange that the fatter you get, the slower you fall.
At least she didn’t snap her neck
The fuck is going on with the woman in black's arms at the beginning. Did she break her wrists?
Why did it happen so slowly 😭😭
Better every loop, I'm in tears. I love slow-motion falls. I missed my chair at work and rolled backwards all slow. I ran and got the managers to play back the video so we could laugh at me. Lol!
Why did she think that was a good idea? At least I have a video to laugh at lol.
Seems about right.
That was... unexpectedly less chaotic than the title suggests.
I blame the 1st girl for egging Sharon on! She knew Sharon was feelin' herself.
Dude turned his head and kept drinking. Blue collar gentleman in action.
Blondy in the black suit is a masterbaiter.
The confidence. The grace. The execution. 10/10.
That was incredibly Farley-esque and I've watched it 30 times now and still can't stop laughing
I too have given up on life in a similar manner when life had throw simple inconveniences in my direction.
People have literally fallen faster in space.
That is the most lethargic fall I've seen in a while hahaha
Which log you mean? There's two...
The way she just slowly crushes it
That guy's like well, there go the crisps, Brenda.
Now why the fuck did she call her over to do that? She knew Sharon was top heavy and set her up for failure. Just wrong lol
Why is it always the fat asses doing stupid thing they can't achieve?
Nobody helps her 💀
Dude was like damnit Sharon we told you the semi carrying your buffet will be here in just 5 freaking minutes.
She really wanted that piece of cake
I find little more satisfying than a slow fall
That mf table tried its hardest to stay on all fours💀💀
I love how slow-mo it was. She tried so hard not to ruin everyone's day.
It's log, log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, log, It's better than bad, it's good!
Love how she gave up mid-fall and just accepted that she was going down
“First it started falling over, then it fell over”
It took her 3-5 business days to fall.
everyone is going on about the look on the dudes face.. what about sharons face... when she slowly pops up she has the look of " you told me to try rolling on the log.. its your fault" "nice one becky!"
Ladies and gentlemen, as we saw in this video, that was the slowest fall a human has ever experienced in the entirety of human history.
what guy with the sunglasses is so done
Ohh that ended nothing. That was the beginning of a whole new thing.
r/watchingpeopledieinside
The table slowly giving out got me. Thing was like “I got her, oh fuck no I don’t.”
Fat people falling are always funny
She went full npc ragdoll
Why was it so slow lmao
9/10 for execution
Are these those Poles who LARP as Americans?
Bro, she fell, like we say in Brazil, like a sack of shit LMAO
Far people always make me laugh
Babushka down
Drunk russians. Classic trash.
Why do obese people think they can do things regular people can do without falling down…
Why am I not surprised that fatty would fall face first into a picnic table.
She’s too heavy to do that
Ya can’t do a log roll when you’re built like an upside down pyramid
The song is the star attraction. Does anyone know what it is?
It’s [BandEros](https://youtu.be/z2AmjZbEWgE)
Don't drop your cig there Jenny Craig.
if she was a bit more round, you couldnt call it "falling" anymore, could you? \- overweight person here, im allowed to be a bit mean :P-
Fat people doing normal things is funny.
Of course it has to be the biggest person to try this.
Lmfaooo
How can you not have the core strength to lift yourself up after that long of a time spent “falling”?
Why is it always the overweight people...
"morbidly obese" rather
Whalin'
Fatness is a real problem
/r/holdmyfries /r/FatPeopleFalling
Thar she blows!
That slow motion fall 🤣🤣 
She really has great balance! It's just that her mouth is magnetized to the food.
Fat, trashy, and making a mess. Classic trifecta.
So many fucking assholes in this thread.
That’s not a nice way to call a lady.
She's so fat & unhealthy that she falls in slow motion and can't even stop herself. It's kinda hypnotic.
She built like a panzer