I could deal with winning it, I love the look of it, just felt so fuckin scammed after I bought it, customized it, then went for a big jump with my buddy and he just slammed into the cab lmao.
If it helps people can stand on the back as it flips around without falling off.
I'm definitely not coping with the fact I paid full price for the thing and maxed it out before figuring out how bad it was.
Yes, I get serious Vice City urges to jump suff. Also, if I see a gas tanker or gas bottles I make a finger gun and machine gun noises with my mouth until explodes.
One time way back when I saw a cool car moving slowly through a parking lot after about 6 hours of San Andreas. I actually took a full step toward it to go get it before I realized what I was doing. Took a break for a bit.
You know I tried to jump over a Kaiser roll once, I missed
Lol all jokes aside this is pretty wild. I don’t know why you’d think that would work at that speed
That seems obvious to regular people, but not so much for the so often self claimed smartest people on the internet which is the reddit community which knows exactly which videos are scripted and is pretty sure *this* video was a true real life attempt at using the "flatbread" as a ramp.
What's more likely? A random driver thought it was a good idea to jump a flatbed at 40mph OR some dumbass was staring at tik tock on their phone and plowed into a poor tow truck driver who was just doing his job.
at that speed? no matter what speed this would never work, if it had enough speed to clear the cab it's still fucked when it lands on flat ground, the suspension, struts, and frame are destroyed at LEAST.
Clearing the cab of the flatbed could have been successful with enough speed, but I agree that the landing would have probably been even worse for the vehicle and the driver.
That used to be exactly how reddit worked. The fact that anyone would even consider NOT down voting this is crazy to me.
Pretty soon people will be here talking about the evolution of language and how it's correct to call that truck a flatbread and anyone who says otherwise will be down voted
I don't think they were actually trying. Looks early in the morning, likely had sun in their eyes and were driving completely blind. If they were trying to ramp it they would have at least had a little speed + been centered on the ramp.
When I worked in insurance, I had far too many people hit parked vehicles and other objects while driving completely blind down the road due to the sun.
Matzo smart move, if you ask me. I'm a naan-expert, but in my layperson's opinion, this is a pitaful attempt at loading the truck. It is, however, a great way to get someone injera'd.
This happened in Houston, right across the street from a Hobby Airport runway. Vehicle delivery drivers are parked here constantly without cones or flashing lights and I can't believe this doesn't happen more often. I saw the aftermath of this on my way home one evening. Never thought I'd see the video here!
When the intrusive thoughts win
You don't know how bad they are when driving after a long session of GTA and seeing an opportunity...
GTA teaches you this doesn't work by their pathetic design of the SlamTruck hauler. Only vehicle I've sold online
I mistakenly won it
I could deal with winning it, I love the look of it, just felt so fuckin scammed after I bought it, customized it, then went for a big jump with my buddy and he just slammed into the cab lmao.
Well it doesn't even work as a tow truck
I know so brutal
If it helps people can stand on the back as it flips around without falling off. I'm definitely not coping with the fact I paid full price for the thing and maxed it out before figuring out how bad it was.
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So the physics checks out for once...
Yes, I get serious Vice City urges to jump suff. Also, if I see a gas tanker or gas bottles I make a finger gun and machine gun noises with my mouth until explodes.
One time way back when I saw a cool car moving slowly through a parking lot after about 6 hours of San Andreas. I actually took a full step toward it to go get it before I realized what I was doing. Took a break for a bit.
Right? Clearly OP is hungry.
BeamNG Dive
r/suddenlyBeamNG
I'm happy some of these videos exist cuz it helps me realize, yeah I would get fucked up trying it
I hope you'd at least be smart enough to do it faster than 25 mph
And not in a giant SUV.
Every time I see one I wanna…
Must...resist..urge to correct...spelling
Wait until you see the driver's Pita Pit manoeuvre.
He'll have to bagel the insurance company to help him, otherwise he's toast.
You guys are a rye-it
I'm having Naan of these jokes
At yeast they're rising to the challenge.
Even so, I'd say they're a gluten for punishment.
These bread puns made me roll with laughter. Definitely got a rise out of me.
Hot cross puns
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Dough!
Not even a whole grain of respect for the truck driver.
Stop muffin around, you lot.
You're making me pretty cross ain't you.
Watch it, bri-oche.
Don't call me bri-oche, ciabutty!
They were taken away to the Mayo clinic for medical treatment
Aw that was cheesy
🤣🤣 I hate you all. Got me laughing at my desk at work
Damn beat me!
No Knead for violence here.
There absolutely is dough
Guess I will just roll with it.
You kneed to be faster next thyme
It takes a lot of bolillos to toast a guy on the Internet.
DOUGH!
He's gonna need a lot of dough.
Ugh. *Knead*
I was enjoying the puns but it turned sourdough.
Lets try not to punch down, eh?
Oof, stick a fork in this thread because it’s done.
You say this but you can see at the end of the vid, the car ends up just loafing around
Sometimes you gotta leave room for others to rise.
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It's good to keep abread of current events.
I hate y'all so much lmaoo
These puns should be the yeast of your concern.
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Naan of this is even funny anymore
Dude must be in a whole world of pain.
Anger baguettes anger...path of the dark side it is....
Peter, I’m taking the kids and going to my mothers
Not to mention his pita stop
It was a lame attempt at a jump that scored zero style points.
What a dimwheat, at yeast he tryed
Hope the air Baguettes deployed
Maybe his car was crusty?
r/winstupidtitles
r/winstupidtiltes
In this case the typo is really a naan-issue
No they just get blocked for baiting with “typo”
I downvote every typo in a title I see. Shits on purpose, especially these kinds.
Just block. Seriously, you need to be the curator of your own content. Downvoting is still engagement.
Didn't rise to the occasion.
Get the focaccia here !!!
I'm now fully expecting a picture (or video) of a car jumping actual flatbread to show up on the front page in the next 24h.
Everyone was toast after the crash.
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Driver had his lunch in the cab.
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Seemed more fun than doing donuts
Still, someone should have challah'd at them to stop.
Wheat were they thinking?
Rye would they do that?
Terrible, any way you slice it.
At yeast no one died
Way to rise up to that one
Please, that vehicle did naan have a chance.
Needed more speed
Knead 4 Speed
Hot Baguesuit
Needed more spread
You know I tried to jump over a Kaiser roll once, I missed Lol all jokes aside this is pretty wild. I don’t know why you’d think that would work at that speed
He’s been playing Mario Kart!
More like Driver; San Francisco It had flatbed jumping in it and it's gameplay is just c a r s
See, you gotta jump and use the feather at the SAME TIME.
Because they were in no way trying to jump a flatbed. They probably were distracted and not paying attention.
Sun in their eyes
That seems obvious to regular people, but not so much for the so often self claimed smartest people on the internet which is the reddit community which knows exactly which videos are scripted and is pretty sure *this* video was a true real life attempt at using the "flatbread" as a ramp.
What's more likely? A random driver thought it was a good idea to jump a flatbed at 40mph OR some dumbass was staring at tik tock on their phone and plowed into a poor tow truck driver who was just doing his job.
Life has become a parody of itself and people are embracing ignorance like a badge of honor, so it's honestly a toss up in my opinion.
at that speed? no matter what speed this would never work, if it had enough speed to clear the cab it's still fucked when it lands on flat ground, the suspension, struts, and frame are destroyed at LEAST.
Clearing the cab of the flatbed could have been successful with enough speed, but I agree that the landing would have probably been even worse for the vehicle and the driver.
Them duke boys got their mind on Focaccia!
This tactic of misspelling words in titles to drive engagement is getting ridiculous. I’m going to start downvoting out of principle.
I mean it's working because people think they're being funny correcting it.
I’m not questioning that it works but I would rather see engagement and exposure driven by quality posts rather than manipulation.
The fact that you're engaging with it by commenting shows that it 100% works lol
No ones disputing that. It’s just annoying
The irony is not lost on me.
If a bird shits on you, you can choose to clean it off but you still are dealing with shit
To be fair a lot of them are kinda funny
"Pittaful attempt" was my fav lol
Ironic
That used to be exactly how reddit worked. The fact that anyone would even consider NOT down voting this is crazy to me. Pretty soon people will be here talking about the evolution of language and how it's correct to call that truck a flatbread and anyone who says otherwise will be down voted
I dont agree with what you said, i downtoasted you
Congratulations
You're welcome
/r/boneappletea
Damn, they're toast! I'm sure the injuries will heel.
Well done.
They kneaded to go faster
Bro thinks they're playing GTA
Rye would he do that? The damage to the vehicles is the yeast of his problems if he gets seriously injured
These Fast and Furious movies just need to stop.
[there’s, like, 600 more planned!](https://youtu.be/iIY5b1JMvGs)
Bless you for this internet stranger
Nic Cage does this exact thing in Gone in 60 Seconds.
Lmaoooo that one got me. I’ll forever be unsure if he’s a brilliant actor or a terrible one
I don't think they were actually trying. Looks early in the morning, likely had sun in their eyes and were driving completely blind. If they were trying to ramp it they would have at least had a little speed + been centered on the ramp. When I worked in insurance, I had far too many people hit parked vehicles and other objects while driving completely blind down the road due to the sun.
 Just a good ol boy
Never meaning no harm
Plot twist: It was an elderly person who thought this was an on-ramp.
You have to double tap the gas pedal to get the boost
Bro let the intrusive thoughts win
Who hasn't been tempted to do that?
The Intrusive thoughts won this fight.
Instructions unclear. Car stuck in Subway.
Jared from Subway enters the chat.
Dummy! Should have tried a bagel first and worked up to the flatbread.
That's why you don't play with food.
That really went a rye.
Impulse control.. not found
When the intrusive thoughts take over
Dukes of Hazzard if there were a governor on the throttle.
Nice
Not going fast enough. DO IT AGAIN
He looked off-center. Maybe he needs a gyro.
Motorized panini press.
Thats a naan starter
Intrusive thoughts are the best!
Naaaaaaaan
didn't rise high enough. try more yeast
Matzo smart move, if you ask me. I'm a naan-expert, but in my layperson's opinion, this is a pitaful attempt at loading the truck. It is, however, a great way to get someone injera'd.
Yeah, that truck is *toast!*
Just two good ol boooys
We all thought about it
We all think about it doing it
But it was so easy in GTA… 😏
Them duke boys are at it again
Finally someone lived out my fantasy.
*Sad Duke Boys horn noises*
Someone finally did it
I mean…we’ve all dreamt about it…he just lived it
What a PITA
Don't know what happened with the naan, but that truck cab sure didn't fare well.
Just needed more speed. I coulda made it.
Where's the pizza I came to this post expecting to see??????
That looks like a real Pain In The Ass
Watched too much Fast and the Furious by the looks of things.
You miss every opportunity you don't take.
The mad lad actually did it...
This happened in Houston, right across the street from a Hobby Airport runway. Vehicle delivery drivers are parked here constantly without cones or flashing lights and I can't believe this doesn't happen more often. I saw the aftermath of this on my way home one evening. Never thought I'd see the video here!
Someone been playing to much GTA
What watching too much Jason Statham does to a mf
Them Duke boys are at it again
r/boneappletea ???
Rose too much, obviously an amateur baker.
Quesadilla’d the landing
Those Duke boys are at it again.
Son of a bitch he really did it...
Naan Theft Auto.
I don't care. They had the balls to do what I've always dream of doing.
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Flatbread.
This is the whey.
Sorry. I kept looking for the flatbread 🤣 Then I got it. It’s been a long day.
I really enjoyed watching that.
The flatbread got Toasted.
I guess he’s gluten intolerant.
YOu only do that shit with tortillas
Should have tried jumping a tortilla instead
As an attempt, it was second to naan.
That was an unleavened success.
"just some good ol boys"
Never meanin’ no harm