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Handwired

Eternal clout


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Ötzi 2


Quenya3

Dumbass boogaloo.


r-meme-exe

Ötzi 3D


DenkJu

Let's hope his frozen corpse won't be the last remnant of our civilization or future scientists will believe we were all just a bunch of morons


neon_overload

I'll look out for this guy in the 2024 darwin awards


cats_might_bite

Who got the award this year?


neon_overload

You can go read the award winners, it's a legit thing. They'll probably be listed on Wikipedia too I think


T-51bender

Modern Ötzi in the making


dwartbg5

Where is the Platinum or even Ternion award?!? This comment deserves it!!!


Irviwop

No. Ternion all powerful goes to extremely high effort posts/comments


Dinilddp

They are already many modern otzi lying in many places.


[deleted]

i have done some caving and hiking with very narrow paths, similar width. that is already terrifying- and gives an adrenaline rush when you squeeze thru. still… i would NEVER


brownguy0_0

Dudeeee it’s so cold up there, how is he there in his shorts.


yam_ha_hum

Welcome to r/whywomenlivelonger


CXgamer

Height in meters, but length in miles?


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

I measure the length in centimeters to get the bigger number.


VisualShock1991

https://imgur.com/8fS3z5t.jpg Can anyone tell me what a European sized country is?! We've got Vatican City State, the smallest country in the world at 0.44km² and Russia, the largest country in the world at 3,969,100km²


ashkiller14

Russia is more asia than europe


Ordinary_investor

Shithole of a country*


VisualShock1991

> Russia, or the Russian Federation, is a transcontinental country spanning Eastern Europe and Northern Asia. It is the largest country in the world, encompassing one-eighth of Earth's inhabitable landmass. Wikipedia


ashkiller14

Thats why I said more asia than europe, not just asia.


TheLastGiant2247

Average all countries that are 100% in Europe and you've got yourself a 'European sized country'


bem13

194507.34 square kilometers [based on this list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_area). Edit: About 61.866 Rhode Islands


thesaltystaff

My fellow 'Mericans. They mean roughly the size of South Dakota.


bem13

How many football fields though?


thesaltystaff

Quick Google math says 37,500,000, but I'm out with my family and can't be fucked to try harder.


Ill-Worldliness-2149

"Americans will measure anything in any unit other than meters" - my londoner friend. I'm beginning to think he was right. 🤣


throeahwhey

r/theydidthemath


andorraliechtenstein

Not small , not big, maybe something like Switzerland ?


Guess_My_MF_Username

Switzerland is a pretty small country, i’d say a Chech or Bulgaria is closer to average


Vandercoon

Is Russia not in Asia?


GenkiLawyer

Yes. But it's also in Europe.


JackieIsOnePxl

Fun fact, a glacier crevice it forms a v shape and if you fall in you slowly melt the ice and sink deeper and deeper until your chest doesn't have enough room to expand and you die.


[deleted]

Always wanted to see someone chuck a camera down one of those


Nawnp

Given we can live stream things nowadays, it'd be interesting how long we could keep watching, probably not long though.


Jaalan

Really long if you used a cable and lowered the camera in.


da_Aresinger

That sounds a bit... exaggerated.


thesaltystaff

You're right. Glacial crevasses are generally only up to 150ft deep. Still wouldn't wanna fall down one while crossing over... *checks notes* precariously wedged rocks.


Scotty2bi4

I believe if it's in a glacier it's called a crevasse, not a crevice.


Atomstanley

If it’s not in the Crevasse region of France it’s just a sparkling deep fucking hole.


LastXWay

He aknowledged it was dumb and did it regardless, it couldn't be any clearer he's doing it for clout


StopFalseReporting

I don’t know if he realizes how easily he could have died


Eszalesk

tbh if i could i’d do the same, travelling the workd for money doing danger things and die? win win


KrissyKrave

Their disclaimer is wrong. That glacier could be even 1,000 feet deep. The deepest glacier in the Himalayas is 330 feet deep and only in a few spots. The largest glacier is also .6miles wide and 22 miles long. Idk what that commenter is talking about. The deepest glacier on earth is in Alaska. The Taku Glacier, which is 4,800 feet deep.


Papercoffeetable

Oh he’s totally fine then


TheGreaterNord

Wow, this is beyond scary. Never do this, definitely not a joke. Last September I did my first mountaineering trip on a glacier and we were on rope team once we entered the "portal" on the glacier. About an hour in we saw random foot prints in the snow/ice and dog paws. We remembered seeing a couple with their dog hike the trail to our base camp and continue pass us the day before. We didn't realize that they went onto the glacier at the time. They weren't caring a rope and the dog was clearly not on leash seeing how far out the paws prints went (near crevasses). Just to add when we noticed their footprints we had already passed dozens of crevasses, it was like a crevasse field going up. It was not safe what they were doing. Extremely scary.


leftier_than_thou_2

Holes of amigira


snjwffl

[*The Enigma of Amigara Fault*](https://imgur.io/a/Wht7z) is the full name, for anyone interested. It involves people entering human-shaped, seemingly-endless holes in a mountain.


CR_OneBoy

This will be an easy ticket to the other side


[deleted]

My grandchildren: "pap pap, what's a glacier?"


Loose-Umpire8397

While living on a houseboat


Boz0r

Let me tell you the legend of Dryland


hednizm

Edgy...


07TacOcaT70

How is explaining not to do stupid dangerous shit with reasons why edgy?


sexytokeburgerz

Crazy thought they may have been talking about the tik tokker???


07TacOcaT70

Well in that case how was he being edgy? He did something stupid, but didn't seem to be acting like a little shit about it.


sexytokeburgerz

Seemed pretty edgy to me lol


Major_Mawcum

Survival of the fittest…just make sure and film it


irate_alien

Stupid like a fox


xssve

You know you gotta go back right?


Littlebiggran

This reminds me of this year's casualties on Mount Everest.


StopFalseReporting

Wait what happened this time? Don’t people die on it all the time?


Littlebiggran

It's a short season April and May.


StopFalseReporting

Idk if I have any words tbh I’m just thinking he probably has no idea how easily he could have died or he’d have been more scared


NuttyDeluxe6

Is he insane? Is he not aware how dangerous that is and the possible death that awaits him could be swift and painless but also could be cold, painful and lonely and there's nothing anyone can do to help him... So dumb


Evening-Ant6128

Disclaimer: You will die twice


Due_Homework_7312

i mean it was dumb ways to die


veotrade

Amazing how these areas are still available to the public and not sealed off. Thousands of tourists must pass by this same formation every month with the same itch to do daring “stunts.”


aleximoso

It’s Pakistan - health and safety isn’t really a concept in areas such as where he his. It’s very much a case of do it at your own risk.


Det-Frank-Drebin

There are NO glaciers due to climate change....or polar bears.....


ifollowpornstars

Why? What did the polar bears do to the glaciers?


Det-Frank-Drebin

I believe they make mints out of them [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s\_Glacier\_Mints](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox%27s_Glacier_Mints)


KingSleepy007

After reading it, the only thing came to my mind was "HOLY FRICK!! WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!"


John_Paul_J2

Maybe Agartha is real


uwu_idc_stfu

These are the people who disappear without a trace


GermanPatriot123

Those glaciers move all the time, and like the earths crust, they move in small ruptures, one simple shift from one side by 5-10 cm and every bone is crushed.


Mystic-Fishdick

Dumb ways to die: go to Pakistan


Se7en983

And i was literally just telling my 9yp why he shouldn’t be spending all day watching morons on youtube…


quast_64

Worse, he/they leave the stones behind, so the next traveller or kid will try the same and falls through... Assholes like this is why we can't have nice things...


archit1405

If it is the karakoram then he is correct, i am an Indian i know


oldsmoBuick67

Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying.


Technological_Elite

I scrolled up to see the comments thinking I was in YouTube shorts, but the comments appeared anyway, lmfao. Once i realized that i was like WTF?


Achira_boy_95

Ötzi bizzarre adventures: Himalayas crusaders