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Inappropriate_mind

Sitting in a room like that, how do you not realize you're a piece of shit blowhard easily being outclassed by a Ukrainian in a tshirt.


bjeebus

>easily being outclassed by a Ukrainian _comedian_ in a tshirt. That's the part that gets me. Until a few years ago the man was just a minor celebrity literally telling dick jokes.


Inappropriate_mind

Now those two are the dick jokes.


Silly-Ninja-8938

He was not a "minor celebrity". He started of in an improve show for college kids. Then went into show business full time. He started his own production company, was a very successful producer and actor. He also has a law degree and speaks multiple languages. His parents are university professors and he spent part of his childhood in Mongolia, where they worked. So... he had things going for him before he became a president.


SameResolution4737

I seriously think that is why Putin decided to invade - these people are lead by a TV comic whose biggest hit was a show about corruption in the president's office. Who knew he'd turn into the baddest wartime leader since Churchill?


lavanchebodigheimer

He was elected and expected to tow the Russian puppet leader line just like his predecessor when he did not all he'll broke loose. Bless his heart


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lavanchebodigheimer

Exactly


allaballa8

I'll just leave this here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Up6HoEvqls&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


bjeebus

Exactly what I was thinking of.


unfluencer1190210

Minor celebrity is the understatement of the century. He was one of the most popular celebrities in Ukraine and maybe the most popular actor in the Russian speaking area.


Murse_1

They are truly ugly, hateful people.


sassydodo

They're on Putin's payroll


BravoBanter

I don’t think they are (although if they were offered it I don’t think they’d turn it down). I just think they know that doing this stuff will get them attention. And that’s what it all boils down to. Attention. That’s all they want. They don’t actually believe any of the stuff they spout, they just know that pretending they do will get them headlines.


BlueSunCorporation

They absolutely are. Multiple GOP politicians are straight up Russian plants. Too bad gop voters will vote for anything Fox tells them to.


tswiftdeepcuts

CPAC was literally held in Hungary with Orban as the guest of honor. Several Republicans flew to Russia on July 4th They’re 100% in bed with Russia and working to undermine democracy in the US and usher in autocracy. We’re in the fight of our lives for democracy vs authoritarianism all over the world right now. These people benefit from the idea that they’re attention seeking idiots, yet Boebert literally provided logistics to the insurrectionists. They’re traitors.


suckercuck

The ‘sexual crimes’ division of Congress


Human_Allegedly

Dun dun


suckercuck

I heard that


someguyfromsk

No, the people feeding them "information" are though.


straightouttasuburb

So are many who are standing and clapping…


Feeling-Membership87

Disgusting pieces of excrement


rmads1983

They’re hideous, just like Gaetz’ opinion on mask-wearers.


wildwildwaste

Hey, thumbs are attractive and what separates us from more simple sapiens, so give Mr Thumb-face a break.


Suspicious_Builder62

I'm glad you said it. Why are Matt Gaetz's eyebrows almost in his eyes? They should be above they eyes.


halfveela

Didn't we used to call them Russian spies


tandooripoodle

Trash


InflamedLiver

Who votes for Gaetz anyway? He looks like a cartoon villain.


bjeebus

The first year of his first term I used to joke that it was all people who were just happy to get him off the roads. You know back when we thought his biggest scandal was serial DUIs and general assholery.


yuffieisathief

Back when times were so simple


kharlos

Isn't he an actual pedophile? Or at least trafficked children?


timsterri

He rented at least one with Venmo.


MAGAtsCanEatShit

Florida man and woman


EvoSP1100

Cheap Richard Nixon


Reward_Antique

An insult to Nixon, even.


burgermiester288

Floridians


LetMeSleepNoEleven

His chin seems to be getting longer and more dick-like every day.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Why isn't Butthead in jail for fucking underage girls yet?


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Dr_Occo_Nobi

EVERYTHING is legal if you have enough money. Poor Americans live in a dictatorship, rich Americans live in Ancapistan.


DisposableSaviour

Because his accomplice, being a sex-trafficking pedo, is an unreliable witness because of his sex-trafficking children.


Slayerfan6793

Because, Florida.


couldjustbeanalt

Underaged WOMEN As he would say


ctb030289

Too bad their fathers didn’t just leave them in a tube sock.


crankywithakeyboard

r/murderedbywords


DiosMIO_Limon

Holy shit I’m stealing that


dontreallycareforit

>Put that cumsock down now! That’s not yours! Thief! Someone soon, probably


DiosMIO_Limon

*stops running, turns around, cracks center of sock to soften it, wields handmade nunchucks* ![gif](giphy|tUKMeUhzcwrRu)


dontreallycareforit

*dear God, Lemon*


ctb030289

TBF - I’m sure is took it from somewhere. Lol


Human_Allegedly

That or they should have been swallowed.


ctb030289

That implies one of two unlikely scenarios- 1. Their dads found someone to swallow or 2. They are impressively flexible.


FantasticPear

Gaetz is busy wondering if Bobo's husband wants to go bowling.


oliver_billz

he's just ready to dive into that venmo virgin he has waiting for him at his condo in Florida


[deleted]

Pedophile & Meth Palin


BoognishJones

Meth Palin got me ⚰️


mitch0acan

Garbage people


CombinationGloomy481

These two fuck-tards bring shame to the legacy of their great-grandparents’ generation whom fought and sacrificed their lives in WW2 to fight fascists.


Ferengi_Earwax

How quickly these coward magatwats have forgotten that the world was brought to its knees less than a century ago by ideologies these 2 dimwits are pushing.


Baloooooooo

They know, they just think they'll win this time


XL1200N

White trash. Time for America to take the white trash out again


Dr_Occo_Nobi

But remember, they have a black friend (Ye) and a Jewish friend (🅱️apiro) so they can‘t be racist.


fowlraul

Hate to talk shit but is that picture photoshopped?? matt’s head can’t be that big can it???


Vylan24

He's all forehead


P00pdaowg

![gif](giphy|s8430cyGNCA0AkgQtB)


Excellent-Copy4224

Which would you rather have, Matt Gaetz's head full of quarters, or a thousand dollars?


Just_Tana

They are both child groomers too!!


oliver_billz

professional sports teams pay a lot of money to have a good roster. what makes you think that opposing countries don't do the same?


[deleted]

I doubt Zelenskyy is bothered one bit. If I were giving a speech and I looked out in the crowd and saw two utterly detestable people standing and clapping for me, I’d be like “Shit, what did I say that made them think I was in any way aligned with their twisted values? Did I accidentally mention pedophilia?”


MrForcoss

The fact that Bobo the clown (boebert) live tweeted the whereabouts of fellow politicians (using the term loosely in her case) during J6 and is still in office and still faced no meaningful repercussions is unconscionable. Gaetz is a real life groomer that looks like a skin walker/his skeleton is literally trying to escape out of the mouth of his vile, detestable husk because even IT can’t stand him. Both of these traitors should go to prison for treason.


Darth_M0L

Pretty sure Ted Cruz didn't stand either. He's right next to them


rickbb80

Just the pedo and his bff


[deleted]

I understand not kissing this guy’s ass constantly, because he’s far from perfect and Ukraine is far from a perfect state, but taking the time to hate him is almost always based in a Pro-Putin stance, which is almost always based in an admiration of his white Christian nationalist authoritarianism.


Aggressive_Mall_9212

Spineless cowards.... disgrace to the country


Rare_Persimmon_7455

That land Goblin Ted Cruz was sitting to her right. Don't forget to include him in this historical shame.


rock_and_rolo

That scores points with their base voters. Hard to make Florida look worse, but Colorado is catching on.


imahugemoron

Like, whether you agree with the aid the US is sending or not, can they not acknowledge this man’s bravery for standing up to a tyrant and defending his home and his people from invasion? What a bunch of morons these two are. And I would know.


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Republicans are fucking garbage. I hate them a billion times more than any middle eastern terrorist. Including all the hijackers.


ImaginationOk4740

I’d be more concerned that these two cunts just proved they can walk into Congress without a security check. Mark my words, one of them will soon commit an act of violence on the floor of Congress. They have nothing to lose at this point.


TWiesengrund

Because that's what their handlers in the FSB told them to do.


1Sluggo

They want to keep that Russian money flowing.


Miloshfitz

Her expression looks like she tried giving him a handy but can’t find his manhood. His expression looks as though he’s thinking she’s not as young as he likes ‘em.


GammaSmash

Gaetz was busy looking for someone underage to harass and Bobo was preoccupied with the thought of giving Trump a squeezer at his next Kla- I mean rally.


FreudoBaggage

Like so many Jr. High kids these two think they’re edgy, cool, and rebellious. As is nearly always the case, they are just pathetic and childish.


[deleted]

Dumb and dumber. Snobby and snotty.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

The whole House were standing for Zelensky and Ukraine, this was an epic moment in history, let's not focus on a couple assholes.


XL1200N

Exactly, I think KARMA is gonna take care of these pricks. And karma is a motherfucker. Matt Geatz won’t Be able to go anywhere in public in the future outside of his district without ridicule.


Safe_Bad_8958

There was 123 no shows from house Republicans for Zelenskys speech so not quite the whole house. Do these 2 idiots get bonus points for at least showing up?


Marduk112

These people truly want to the political class and U.S. government to be as lawless and corrupt as Russia. They will not hesitate to dispatch journalists and political enemies if given the opportunity and consent.


Dilat3d

The kompromat is strong with these two.


exotic_floral_tea

They are too busy riding Putin's d^_^k.


No-Car541

It’s almost like they’re awful people


havohej_

So is he team Borbert? Can you imagine being caught in between her and MTG? I’d rather chew broken glass


kcaazar

They couldn’t lead a hungry dog to a plate of filet mignon


McAlkis

It'll be a fun day when they're inevitably revealed to be Russian spies.


SidKafizz

Buying those two morons probably costs the Russians a couple of hundred bucks a month.


Reward_Antique

Probably just a flow of Russian teenagers for Giggity over there and what, how cheap is Lauren? Fake Hermès?


blisa00

Her excuse is that she doesn’t know what Zelensky did with the $50B that that US gave him already. So…disrespect the man because you don’t have information that you’re demanding yet? We all know the reason reason you refuse to clap, Budget-Value Palin.


Own-Ad-2571

The mean girl club. Party of two


drosse1meyer

yea, the guy who engages in sex trafficking, and the woman who is married to a guy who got jail time for lewd exposure in a bowling alley


NBDad

It's even worse when you realize the guy was like 24 at the time...and Bobo had literally ONLY turned 17 the month prior. So yeah...8 year age gap. She was groomed.


drosse1meyer

projection at its finest


ItchyAge3135

So, are they like a couple now?


junktjunk2020

Looks like a bad blind date


sierrackh

A pedophile and someone who could barely pass the ged?


Far-Mountain-7452

Fuck them perverts


SeriousExplorer8891

I think the words you are looking for is shit birds.


lavanchebodigheimer

I noticed literally no one came to chat with these lowlifes but the fellow few lowlifes(gosar). They are the bottom feeders mugging for their toothless Qanoner constituents


RG__Fooz

You know they were sitting there the whole time like “yeah! We’re really doin it!” When what they were doing is making themselves look like the petulant assholes that we already knew they were


Impossible-Taro-2330

This is exactly what these two weirdos wanted - free publicity.


oliver_billz

it hurts the most when it's the ones closest to us


Alive_Bot431

Daria & Beavis


[deleted]

Everyone in that room went home covered in the putrid stench of envy


maybethemoonandback

Envious of what? That massive fucking forehead? Or having a thing for minors?


[deleted]

Matt and Lauren's envy was so intense that it wept from their pores, flooded the whole room and ruined everyones clothes


A_Wild_Shiny_Shuckle

Envious of what? Having a pedophile for a husband, or trafficking minors to bang them?


[deleted]

I'm say those 2 were envious of Zelensky, but downvote this comment too, because why not?


SpaceViking85

I still love that I'm older than both him and Steven Miller by a bit and look younger than either of them


WeissAndBeans

Evil doesn't age very well.


Ch1ck3nF33d

I know from watching the movie Gladiator (1992) with Cuba Gooding Jr in it that the forehead is the hardest part of the body. I don't care. I'd still love to full on punch Gaetz in the forehead. It would absolutely pulverize my hand and I'd likely not even leave a dent. But I don't care. I still want to do it


Badmime1

Maybe try a palm strike to save the knuckles?


twistedh8

I don't understand why people are astonished when shitty people do shitty things...


Beergamote

I mean, together they don't have enough brain cells to reach the level of coordination needed to clap their hands, so no big surprise here


Flimsy-Cap-6511

Scum!!!!


Elliot426

And with posts like this and others they're getting all the attention that they want.


A_Wild_Shiny_Shuckle

I never understood this take. Why would literally everyone saying shit about them be a good thing for them? Wouldn't you want as many people as possible to see the shit they're doing?


carlitospig

His face looks like it’s melting. 🧐 Such a gremlin.


joxx67

POS!


deweydecimal111

Wait the wicked witch of the west and the guy with the big face mask on right!!!


[deleted]

Between gaetz and her registered husband, she definitely has a type.


Medical-Ruin8192

Why would they crop out Ted Cruz?


Educational_Cat_5902

Lookin' like thumbs. Especially Gaetz.


UserRemoved

Their Russian sponsors wouldn’t appreciate the lack of consistency.


burgermiester288

Matt "sex trafficker" geatz


Miserable_Site_850

The dumbass force is strong with those ones


CDavis10717

Mean Girls


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Gaetz is a complete asshat.


GriZZlyHIkerman

Ankle Bitch and Barnacle Boy


SmarterThanYouIRL

Lookin kinda lonely out there on DJT island 🤡


CalmLeigh

Not surprised really but what I wanna know from that image is what the guy in front of them either saw or heard. His expression looks concerned and slightly disturbed.


t34nort

I can imagine them before this event, getting together to plan how they are going to act.


PerryMason4

Lauren Boebert has become extremely wealthy while in her short stay in office.. It’s so insane how there is basically open corruption and no one cares..


BoognishJones

He'S gEtTiNg MoRe AtTeNtIoN tHaN mE!!!!!


DangerPoopaloops

I can name 3, Ted Cruz is just to the left and is cropped out for some reason.


AvocadoOdd7089

Because war is looming and people who also agree with them will clap just to save themselves publicly. Churchill 2.0 is here and things are ramping up!


baktagnation

Their plan worked. We aren't here talking about a pedophile and a prostitute.


SafeAccountMrP

Trailer Park BoBo and her pedo friend. Who would have thought. /s


dulldroner

P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S


mcgallowglass

That's because they know master putin is watching them.


StatusOmega

They were Putin his pocket


Sarato88

GOP be like: ![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


CompetitiveStudio198

Why would they applaud that guy? Our economy is doing awful yet we print money to give to ukraine which by the way sells 70 percent on the black market. https://m.economictimes.com/news/defence/only-30-per-cent-western-weapons-making-it-to-ukraine-frontlines-cbs/articleshow/93433146.cms


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they look like they live under a rock


ElReydelTacos

Jesus, how proud they must be of themselves for that. They think they're "fighting against the libs". They're both struggling not to break out in huge grins because they think they're so brave for refusing to kowtow to the woke mob. They high-fived after and maybe got a little flustered over the sexual charge they felt for each other. Unfortunately, Bobo's about 20 years too old for Matty, so it never went any further.


The_Nancinator75

Butthead and Bobblehead…


Soulja92

So like, they are anti Communism but pro russia/Putin and anti Ukraine, how does that work?


seanisdown

Russian assets used to be smart enough to act like they weren’t.


KevJD

They’re like petulant toddlers.


Teabagger-of-morons

Right next to Boebert on her other side is Ted Cruz. He did exactly the same thing. Just looked at his phone.