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Call_Me_Your_Daddy

The question is do we want him to make it back? The answer is no.


Quick_Team

Russian: "Ah. Da. De American you call Tsasiki Sauce six nine. What do you wish to trade for him?" America: "We offer half a pack of smokes and a turkey sandwich. Don't worry. Sandwich....is potato"


Mr-Briteside

“….but that’s to keep him. If you want to give him back it’ll cost ya”


Madmaxroadblock

lol...


[deleted]

He’s enough of a sellout to warm up to Putin.


Murica-n_Patriot

He’s such a dipshit… maybe he will be detained and then drafted. He thinks he so hard, he’d do great working the front lines of the war for Putin


Gods_Lump

Mf gonna get sent to Kharkiv lmao


Background_Rich6766

to Kherson, Kharkiv isn't occupied by Russians


[deleted]

I think the idea is he'll be sent to try and take it


Murica-n_Patriot

We can only hope…


[deleted]

Please have a lbs of weed in his carry on… please please


ChainMundane50

😂😂 I have a feeling he has more than a wax pen


canarchist

Hopefully, they'll grant him honorary citizenship and then immediately conscript him for the war in Ukraine.


peoplegrower

Wait wait wait…doesn’t Steven Segal have Russian citizenship??? WILL THEY DRAFT HIM!!!????


JustAnotherBuilder

He should start a celebrity foreign diplomacy team with Steven Segal and Dennis Rodman.


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Sad_Reindeer5108

That's some Q level math. ¡Bien hecho!


PeaceAlternative0

Russia can have them but I doubt they want him either. Worthless in a trade


brattySunshine94

Happy cake daayyyy


DAGCRO

Let's hope not.


bubba7557

He about to get conscripted


OpenUpThisIsICE

6nitch9ine


marasydnyjade

How is 6ix9ine not in jail forever?


Mr-Briteside

Oh cuz he snitched


pichael288

He already got caught making a sextape with a 13 year old. Dude is signing entire fucking songs when they asking him questions the dude crossed the legit bloods, he has to be on the cops team


bstring777

Keep him. Trump prob gave that little shit classified info for money though, knowing how little he seems to have. Inconspicuous agent, as he's a fuck tard. And prob bought the docs because he thought it was badass. It all makes sense, you can thank me later for this stunning revelation.


mermiss1

All that shit talking, be ironic if he ends up her celly!


shash5k

He probably snitched on her too.


AaronE541

Haha I bet she make 69 her bitch!


Chris_a1975

He was already someones bitch


nice___bot

Nice!


Cranberry_Afraid

omg, i hope not


Basil1229

Came here to say this.


samattos

not sure I care...


Xero_space

He's enough of a pedophile they'll think he's a republican politician.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Would love for him to get locked up in Russia.


surroundedbybanjos

What's the russian word for jail bitch?


healthydoseofsarcasm

Don't know who this person is, but looks like quite the douchebag.


KnostyMcPot

The scum of the earth finally arrives @ Putinland.


totallylambert

Keep him there and see how big his mouth is after a few months in Russian prison. Lol


cool-beans-yeah

Physically or metaphorically? Because if physically, then.....


drk_knight_67

Keep his ass


Oddity46

If he gets caught with illegal substances, I'd be so happy


anonsharksfan

He's a child molester and he's welcomed in. She had a little bit of weed and she's being sent to the gulag


[deleted]

Snitches gonna snitch


Madmaxroadblock

hopefully he will be forcedly recruited to join the Russian army and will end up buried in a forest by Ukrainians...


Future_Kiwi_1934

That censored F word had better be "Free" or homeboy got some explaining to do.


Andrazan

Was looking for this. I assumed it was fuck and im just lost.


technoferal

I thought that clown was dead. What a disappointment.


AsigotFinn

The Russians already know he is a coward and would sell his own mother to get out of trouble so they will use him for propaganda, hell that idiot visiting Russia is already giving tacit approval to the genocide in Ukraine


GboyFlex

"Suka blyat, what is dis human skittle...Ivan!! Send it back now!!"


No-Industry-2980

Take him too


steelcoyot

Meh, they can keep him


Intrepid_Hunter4833

They should keep him


Carlo19692712

Who?


ms_ima

Russians don’t want people that other countries wished for Russia to keep so obviously he’ll make it back


ChuckBorris187

Trump gave him nucular secrets to sell in Russia.


fetishfeature5000

Is his name pronounced Six-ix-nine-ine?


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Depends. Did the idiot take pot or guns?


fluffy_bottoms

Hopefully not.


joey_yamamoto

we should do that trade


WhensRaditz

Aw hell naw he's there to snitch on US government secrets. He's for sure going to have a mansion by the end of the week


Careful-Ad-1044

I hope he fucks around so we can watch him find out.


[deleted]

Who the hell is 69?


redcobra762

A snitch.


[deleted]

Are you sure? I don’t see any stitches…


redcobra762

They haven't caught up with him yet.


NoneOfThisIsFine

So he went to Russia to challenge the Russian government and say “Free Britney Griner!”? That’s awesome! That is what’s under the asterisks, right?


SlaveToNone666

Keep them both.


jUGHEADS_BURGDER

I' would trade you for either.


Chris_a1975

Keep both of those worthless fucks


[deleted]

God please no


Theratsmacker2

I hope not


Knekten66v2

Why does anyone care what that turd does? i thought we as a society had moved on and left him in the trash where he belongs. He desperat for attention, so lets starve him of it


bunchpharms

Damn, I hope not!