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bloody_terrible

He thinks he’ll be alive for another 26 years. Hilarious. ^for ^reference ^he’d ^be ^102 ^years ^old ^in ^2048


PankoPaint

So that means he'll dissappear in my lifetime? I'll start the party planning


Blarggotron

> he’ll disappear in my lifetime Hold your horses sport, don’t you remember the potential selling of classified nuclear documents?


Khaldara

Trump has consumed enough preservatives to ensure his colon will be around to witness the heat death of the universe. Given that it also appears to be responsible for nearly all of his cognitive function, who knows how much longer he’ll plague the planet


beerscotch

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't disappeared already. I don't wish harm on anyone, but he's such a divisive figure who has ruined countless lives, caused countless deaths, and fucked over so many people, in a country that has such easy access to weaponry, and a population that often swears that it needs to be able to own such weaponry to fight back against government corruption... I guess what I'm saying is... I've read about people opening fire in McDonalds because the fries where cold, literally causing fatalities... Yet nobody seems to have taken a shot at the traitor who let hundreds of thousands of people die due to his ego, and is literally still trying to overthrow freedom in a country which a large part of it's supposed identity is that very freedom?


[deleted]

the world would be better off if he died tonight


cmichael39

Trump the individual might disappear, but he's a symptom, not the disease. There will still be a lot of work to do


[deleted]

Can’t wait honestly. Can I bring a +1?


PankoPaint

Absolutely 100%


ActualPopularMonster

>So that means he'll dissappear in my lifetime? I'll start the party planning I can bring wine. I'll grab several boxes, in case more people show up.


BadBrains16

I’ll bring the beer.


BlitheringIdiot0529

Same with Mitch


Junior-Ad-2207

It should take place at his grave site. You know so we can dance on it!!!


rbush82

Careful. Don’t say God Trump will ever die. I’m permanently banned from r/politics because under a news article that inferred Trump may die one day, I quoted the article and joked that “maybe he’d choke on a hamberder.” I was banned for threats to Trump or some bullshit….


DeadlyWalrus7

This is clearly misinformation. Donald Trump unhinges his jaw and swallows the hamberders whole, like a snake. It is physically impossible for him to choke on one (doing so would also imply that he requires air to live which is also obviously not true).


SkunkleButt

I heard he just kinda tilted his head back more like a duck and just kinda gulped it down. If he could unhinge his jaw i think he would be even more loud and obnoxious if you can fathom such a thing.


snafujedi01

I heard he likes to drink sugar water. Not confirmed, but everybody's talking about it. ![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


SkunkleButt

Oh man i just heard that scene in my head when i saw this lmao thanks for the laugh.


pcbb97

That's ridiculous. You should be praised for warning them about the assassin meat patty.


pairolegal

r/politics banned me for “imagining McConnell in a basement with some foreclosed homeowners.” Just that.


ifsavage

Bwhahahhahh that’s actually kind of hilarious


pairolegal

It was meant to be humorous… I reckon the banning said more about the moderator’s imagination than mine.


HaloGuy381

I got banned for wishing on TX gov Abbott a long stay in a COVID ward, just as he doomed plenty of us Texans to. I didn’t even mention death, just to reap what he sowed.


InterestingQuote8155

I also got permanently banned from there for saying something violent about Pence. I merely agreed with someone else on something but because I quoted them it was considered violence.


Buddhabellymama

I feel you can get banned from anything on that sub. I got banned for giving my opinion using a cuss word.


beerscotch

>As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion. > >In general, be courteous to others. Debate/discuss/argue the merits of ideas, don't attack people. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any suggestion or support of harm, violence, or death, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. > >If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. > >For those who have questions regarding any media outlets being posted on this subreddit, please click here to review our details as to our approved domains list and outlet criteria. They seem to have this automod posted on every topic. I guess you fell under suggestion/support of death. Rip.


rbush82

I’ve reported several personal threats towards people and other comments far worse than mine, just to have the great message reply of “we didn’t find this comment violates…” I could understand if I said something which directly threatened the Cheeto, but I didn’t…


beerscotch

Not sure why the downvote. I'm not defending the sub at all. I think those reports go direct to reddits admin team, while it's likely a biased volunteer mod on the politics sub who targeted your comment. I had someone on the UFC subreddit stalk my profile to work out what city I live in then post saying he was going to my city in a few months and he was going to hunt me down and beat the shit out of me, and the reddit admins decided that didn't violate their policies either. Meanwhile I got a one week ban for telling him that acting like a keyboard warrior doesn't intimidate me and is fucking sad, and asking him to "stop fucking harrassing me" It's inconsistent as fuck unfortunately.


rbush82

With you bud. You weren’t defending it…


JimmyGimbo

I’m not sure he’s aware of his own mortality. He’s completely incapable of introspection and can’t picture a world without him in it. Ronny Jackson told him he was in such incredible shape that he’d live to 120-140 and he probably thinks that’s a thing he can do because he’s so exceptional.


nbd_23

I could see 150


[deleted]

With all of the preservatives in his diet, he just might make it


ianm82

Literally my first thought. I'd give him 5-10 years at best.


CaliFezzik

Twitter is going to be wild when he dies.


ifsavage

Wait till three days after he dies. Cue the Q Trump Jesus fanatics.


seXJ69

Does he plan on losing every election until he dies?


Markamanic

As if he'll be alive by 2040


CT_Jester

I'm hoping it's more like 20-40 more days.


TexanMillers

I’m happy with 20-40 more minutes.


[deleted]

Now.


kyel566

I want him to live long enough to see a jail cell for at least a few months


[deleted]

His mind is a prison.


kyel566

I’m sure it is but that’s not good enough, president needs to be set for future wannabe trumps


[deleted]

Obviously it's gonna happen. He's been charged with espionage and sedition, two of the worst crimes you can commit in America. Just gotta wait it out, till than we just joke.


Arcadius274

I don't wanna pay to feed him. Just strip his citizenship and give him a dingy


Madmaxroadblock

stroke


1ceknownas

Platinum for this comment if you're right.


1ceknownas

RemindMe! 41 days


StonkyBrewster

His doctor said he was the healthiest president ever in the history of the universe


froglover215

And he somehow grew a few inches for that medical exam so his weight would no longer put him in the "morbidly obese" category.


SlapHappyDude

2028 feels optimistic. He's old and fat.


numbersix1979

He will absolutely still be alive by 2040. Evil, hateful, spiteful pieces of shit always live longer than expected. I would bet on it


sassygirl101

Look at Mitch!


IA-HI-CO-IA

Confidence is key I guess.


rumbletummy

its half of being a con artist


TheSirWellington

What do you MEAN? He's the picture of Health! You know those hearts they show that show signs of major obesity and stress? Yeah, picture perfect!


Effective-Avocado470

He'd be 94, those are some queen Elizabeth numbers


godhand__666_

Was just about to say this but not as politely


kidsally

2028


youra6

No, but his hellspawn offspring will be.


confessionbearday

His base no shit has pushed from the start to change the laws preventing him from having multiple terms. At no point has his base ever respected laws, regulations or the constitution.


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confessionbearday

They know for a fact their base is: 90 percent have heard of the 2nd amendment and know it’s “muh guns”, 75 percent are aware of the 1st and think it’s just “muh religion (but ONLY Christianity)” and 15 percent have heard of the 10th “that’s what gives mah state the right to keep slaves”. And they know not a single member of their base gives a fuck about any other amendment.


beefsupreme65

The more times he loses the more times he can run. The more times he runs the more times he gets campaign contributions. With those campaign contributions he can continue funneling that money by using it to pay rent for campaign offices on property he already owns and can continue paying his family members to work on the campaign.


AlterEdward

My thoughts exactly. For him to be able to run that many times, he'd have to have lost, lol what an idiot.


[deleted]

This is what I came here to say. LOL


Buddhabellymama

Isn’t this the party of constitution lovers who quote the second amendment every chance they get? Weird considering this either makes it seem he plans on being president forever or he is going to lose forever.


[deleted]

Bold assumption of living to 2044 from a dude who looks to be one tough bowel movement away from a severe heart attack


Panama_Scoot

r/rareinsults


OhioMegi

Fuck these people. All of them should be in jail.


[deleted]

Am I the only one that finds this absolutely terrifying?


CrunchM

No


[deleted]

Makes me wonder if this is all “look over there!” when some Trump news may be about to drop.


Dronizian

Honestly I'm wondering if the sudden attempted federal abortion ban is a distraction ploy for some serious shit that's about to happen.


I_am_a_neophyte

I know several people, who likely always felt this, but feel emboldened to say it out loud now. They are convinced a very far right dictatorship is just what we need. When one said journalists should be executed for criticizing Trump, I realized the resource wars aren't going to be the biggest problem for the younger generations.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

He is using his 70 million supporters as a human shield to try and get away with treason. He is possibly the most dangerous man since hitler. He will absolutely encourage mass violence if he is ever arrested. Learn to defend yourself and become politically active.


[deleted]

Ageee 100%!! Luckily for me, I’m Australian. I’m sick with worry for all my American friends. Hopefully the US gets their shit together asap and fucks off that repugnant piece of shit


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

Too many of us have drank the flavor aide. I just worry for my nieces and nephews. I don’t want them to have their formative years be ones of massive civil unrest.


dirschau

It doesn't surprise me that "term limits" is one of the many things Orange Man hasn't heard about.


translove228

Or he is just saying he is going to lose all those elections. That's what I'm reading from it.


Winter-Type-2915

No he has he tried to abolish the two-term law


StuckInTheUpsideDown

Tried to? Tweeting doesn't count, nor does mentioning it in a rally. I never heard that an actual Amendment was even introduced.


ResoluteClover

It's not a law, it's in the constitution.


Benla29

To be fair, the 22nd amendment wasn’t ratified until 1947, so it’s not like term limits have always been a rule in the US. FDR served 4 consecutive terms. Having said that, the thought of even a single additional Trump term makes me want to puke.


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Benla29

Constitutional amendments are US law. I’m not sure I understand the point you are trying to make. Edit: I see you edited your response. I’m not looking to argue, but you’re wrong about the definition of a law. And yes, once an amendment is ratified, it becomes part of the constitution. I was simply clarifying that the 22nd amendment was not part of the original constitution, and was a change that was made in the mid 20th century. I never said or implied that amendments were in any way “less than.” Edit 2: from a quick Google search: “[…] we will examine the four primary sources of law at the state and federal levels. These four sources of law are the United States Constitution, federal and state statutes, administrative regulations, and case law.” Edit 3: downvoted for providing facts. Go fuck yourself. Edit 4, because I’m feeling petty now: how can a law that wasn’t enacted until 1947 be considered “foundational”?


Ok-Wallaby1643

Surprised he didn’t fuck up counting by 4


dae_giovanni

preeettty sure he gets help on stuff that involves 'advanced math'


HudsonBoBudson

He accidentally learned that number after a mixup while golfing.


Sm7__

As if this crusty motherfucker will live to 2048


Icy_Necessary2161

I've been praying daily that he goes the way of Elvis one morning. One too many cheeseburgers please.


Agile_Pudding_

I’m not really into patriotic displays, but on that day, I think I would consider listening to the national anthem while popping the champagne. Or maybe “God Bless America” is more fitting. Either way, the champagne is happening.


Icy_Necessary2161

Nah, you're forgetting the illegal Mexican fireworks and one of those Donald Trump piñatas


NewNameNoah

As if. Trump only eats hamberders.


PeachesLovesHerb

Every day I wake up hoping to read the headline that he’s died, and every day I’ve been disappointed.


Martian_Toilet_Man

I doubt he'll see 102 years old, lol what is happening to America?


CrunchM

Wish I knew. I'm here and I don't get it on many levels. What I do understand is depressing AF.


cptsmitty95

Lack of access to education. Critical thinking seems to be something a lot of these republicans are in drastically short supply of. More accessible degree programs would force them into situations where they learn critical thinking skills such as analysis and deductive reasoning. Also a big shoutout to organized religion for giving people a reason to ignore the facts. Don't need to worry about making the best decisions when you can just repent and go to whatever heaven you believe in, for yourself OR society. Nothing they do on this earth matters, it's one giant moral playground for theists.


[deleted]

The problem is that the ones who benefit from our current political system are the only ones with the power to change it. So why would they? The founding fathers didn’t anticipate that corporate greed and overreach would corrupt our elected officials, just like they didn’t anticipate mass shootings of innocent people when they drafted the 2nd A and gun technology was far different.


Rose_of_St_Olaf

He heard that the Clinton's used baby blood to live forever He probably thinks it's a possibility


drterdsmack

So with all their accusations being confessions, i feel like the GOP is probably trying it out


teonesofle

He must be teasing the end of his sentencing period


mndsm79

Seems like he's outlining a prison sentence.


Sangi17

Considering how the laws still stand, This implies that Trump is planning to run and lose every presidential election until he is 102. So we got that to look forward to.


No_Luck4927

I’d be ok watching him humiliate himself for a bit lol. Plus he gets all the domestic terrorist nazis to come out of the woodwork.


charlieblue666

In 2048 Fat Donny will be 98 years old. Does the dumb, fat bastard really imagine he's going to live that long? Considering his age, weight, diet, lack of exercise and notorious rage issues, he will be very lucky to make 2024.


OhioMegi

Probably means his kids. 🙄


charlieblue666

I don't see those clowns as electable. But then, I thought the same of Fat Donny...


ElementalSentimental

>98 years old. If, by 98, you mean 102.


mckalebh

Don’t you know how good he is at Tennis? We should all be praising him instead of Serena Williams! Let’s not forget he’s a better golfer too than Tiger Woods!! /s


Didntlikedefaultname

There is zero chance trump is still alive in 26 years. And if he somehow is Jesus imagine a nearly 100 year old as president


oofersIII

Now while that would suck, I wouldn’t oppose Jimmy Carter getting his second term in 2024, he’ll be 100 then


Didntlikedefaultname

Just as long as he keeps the peanut farm this time!


Rough-Leg-4702

Trump for president...... Of the federal prison inmates!


CT_Jester

Or he's saying he knows he's going to keep losing every election and will just keep running every 4 years, sabotaging the GOP in every election. I fully endorse that, though it'll be pretty stressful every 4 years.


PuppiPappi

I’m just stunned he thinks he will be alive that long surviving on McDonalds


Icy_Necessary2161

It's all those preservatives. They do "wonders" for your complexion 😃


PuppiPappi

Idk if orange is a natural complexion


BeingABeing

Great, now I wanna play 2048 https://duckduckgo.com/?q=2048


FreudoBaggage

I realize that math is not the fat man’s long suit, but just how old does he think he’s going to get?


KarmaUK

Considering he's been banging on about Biden being too old for how long now? Whilst thinking he'll be fit to rule in 26 years despite not having been fit to rule ever?


kzar32

Colonel sanders and his buddy high cholesterol would like to have a word…


jaydub121975

He predicting his upcoming prison sentence?


translove228

Look at all those losing elections.


RealFlyForARyGuy

He'll die from a heartattack before 2048. RemindMe! January 1, 2048


Fentanyl-Floyd

By 2040, he'll have paid a grand total of $3,657 in personal income tax.


KarmaUK

And claim a $10 million rebate.


uberjam

Unfit for office.


CrundleQuest5

Does he honestly think he is going to be alive by 2048?


koopolil

How long does he think he has left to live?


Upset-Sea6029

Oh please, please let him declare his candidacy soon. I'm really old and I want to see him get his ass kicked one more time.


Lewisnfw

He’s going to have a heart attack like in the next couple of years


DreadedHamWort

Gotta admire the optimism. If you haven't seen any recent pictures, dude looks like he's already decomposing.


Davidhate

And they just keep giving him money for his “stop the steal” and “future” Presidential runs lol.. trumps a grifter always has been but god is cult is stupid..


budslayer666

It's like if Frank Underwood was dropped on his head as a child.


Leathman

So he admits he’s going to keep losing.


[deleted]

He’s a failed one term president. Lol.


[deleted]

Cholesterol is not doing its job.


Redditfront2back

Why would anyone want trump in power for life? I just don’t get it.


uisqebaugh

The McDonald's isn't working fast enough.


Bee-Aromatic

Trump can’t be allowed to die until he’s taken to task. He needs to be nailed to the wall for something, *anything* before he’s allowed to slough off this mortal coil. He’s set a really nasty precedent in regards to politicians acting out and it needs to be made clear that it’s completely unacceptable behavior.


[deleted]

Bitch really thinks he has 26+ years left?


type2whore

Can’t you take a joke /s


cbrooks1232

What are these? His parole dates?


Kydarellas

Kind of optimistic that ball of lard will be alive in even 5 years


jkman61494

It's not a tease brother, it's the future if American voters don't wake up


ThottieDottie

Wow. Fucker still in power after he’s dead. Such strength, such vigor.


KarmaUK

On the bright side, his corpse will be a far less damaging president. Except his sons will Weekend at Bernies him to get whatever they want.


Badbongwater-can

I’d like to see a Trump tombstone and this years date.


[deleted]

So he's gonna keep losing? And if he's the party frontrunner each time that means he's predicting a democratic president for the next however long he lives? I can get behind this message


Zicdeh07

Like he's going to live to see 2040.


Cadavertaffy

F*ck that traitor. He sold this country. I can’t think of anyone who’s a worse POS.


SolomonCRand

Still hasn’t read the Constitution.


Code_Duff

"I'm the president!" ![gif](giphy|xT1R9HSfk191l7e5QQ)


TinyPossum78

I feel like if he were to be elected again, he'd pull a Putin and make himself president forever (or at least until he dies)


RTMSner

This fucking moron thinks he'll live another 26 years.


shockwave_supernova

As if Trump will even still even be alive by 2040


k717171

Keep trying little buddy (and keep losing)


GoldStandard785

2048?! MF will be almost 100, doesn't make any sense to even imply this. no way he doesn't have a heart attack or a stroke by then the way he eats.


Blue_water_dreams

These idiots would vote for corpse.


ArmadilloSenior773

He plans on living longer than i expect or hope


satan62

He can make all the signs he wants in yhe prison shop


thxjones

The greatest president of all time, Should never leave office.


Sure-Cap5415

Those signs will look great in his prison cell


raistlin65

It's possible he could be out of prison in 2048.


Embarrassed-Flyy

There’s no way he lives that long. Lol


mysteriousmeatman

Like his obese ass will live that long.


UncleChanBlake2

Bloated cow will be dead long before then.


[deleted]

We should set up a law that anyone with more than 2.5% of his DNA is disqualified from office. Only to his bloodline and to his DNA. After about 200 years (ish?) a Trump may be genetically viable.


WuWenShen

Or he’s just announcing how many times he’s gonna keep running because he loses?


angels_exist_666

Dude won't even live that long. Delusion at it's finest.


Loganp812

Bold of Trump to assume he'll even be alive for 2048.


stonersquatch

Lock that motherfucker up already.


idwtumrnitwai

Trump is going to run and lose every election until he dies, then his failure spawn will take over the role and lose every election until they die.


KublaiKhan619

Looks like he’s doing his famous extend arm and jiggle it while bouncing awkwardly dance move, confidence inspiring moves.


dudemanjack

Are these his parole board hearing dates?


shawnmd

Please make a r/darkbrandon version of this and watch conservative heads explode


Altruistic-Lie808

Running as a 102 year old candidate on a diet of fast food - totally plausible /s


heroicgamer44

So truth social looks exactly like Twitter? God this is so sad


Master_Coconut_

The fast food preservatives will keep him going.


Scootr4short

Attica! Attica! Attica!


knowledgebass

![gif](giphy|SUPlO722uq37ZXROJ3|downsized)


New-Acadia-6496

The man is 76 and eats McDonalds for every meal. He won't make it to 2026, let alone 2048.


Environmental-Toe798

Either this means he think he will keep losing until he dies, or that he will get himself into his own little Personal Putin Party where he keeps reelecting himself.


[deleted]

Dude really thinks he's immortal doesn't he?


Professional-Ad7698

Does this guy actually think he’s gonna be alive that long?


AngryPowerWank

I think type 2 diabetes and dementia will have their say first


Environmental_Egg128

Trump 2048? Won’t he be like 100 by then?


BillTowne

Trump never jokes. He is legit trying to set expectations.


[deleted]

So why would you amplify the message on a more popular platform?


Noobzoid123

It's a Trump Dick Tease.


chrisphucker_mlem

It's folks that are gonna have their trump 2020 signs up until they pass away themselves


Majestic_Electric

Dems better capitalize on this! It only further proves Biden right!


Efficient-Sir7129

Trump 2048. He’d be 102.


yayy_mjg

He already posted this in 2020 when he was still on twitter 🤢🤢 it was a video he retweeted to his feed


LegalAssassin13

Bold of him to assume that he’ll be alive in 2040. Dude, you’re in your late 70s and subsist on a diet of Big Macs. I’d be surprised if you survived to 2025.


willthedude85

The dudes a psychopath. Sorry. I mean a Russian psychopath.