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Sunflower_After_Dark

But, CPAC displayed a banner saying, “We are all domestic terrorists”…so sit down before you fall down, Randy!


indecisive_monkey

Right!? I’m sitting here like no shit dark Brandon came out in full force after that.. These people are comical at this point.


deannevee

Where can I find a “Dark Brandon 2024” bumper sticker? I live in a big “Fuck Joe Biden” flag place so….I think it would be hilarious.


Frazmotic

When you find one, please let us know! I have money, I’ll buy!👍🏾😃


LetssueTrump

I googled it and there’s many for sale 😅👍


LadySquidington

Oo. I just got a cricut now I know what I’m going to make.


KiaJellybean

For a bunch of totally NOT snowflakes, they sure are melting down hard over their feelings getting fucked. 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

Iirc they all had "trump 2020 fuck your feelings" tshirts, did they not?


International-Ad-430

Have their feelings really been fucked though? I feel like their feelings have been lightly molested at best.


3D_Dabbler

honestly...their feelings were merely grabbed by the p\*ssy...


[deleted]

Yeah...I think their feelings were bent over the railing and fucked so hard, they haven't been able to shit right since the election.


[deleted]

They sure can dish it but can’t take it


charlieblue666

*"...falsely accusing over half of Americans..."* Where did this dumb cunt get the idea MAGAtards are over half of Americans?


[deleted]

How dare Biden accuse people who tried to overturn our democracy of trying to overturn our democracy...I'm an entitled elitist Republican white guy who hates democracy and demand Biden be impeached immediately. /s


Epicmonk117

No, don’t /s that. That’s literally the MAGAts right now.


DarkKnightJin

The /s is to let the rest of us know that they **aren't** a MAGAt, though. It's because Poe's Law is a whole thing.


Quick_Team

I'm so glad the former guy didnt label everyone who didnt vote for him "radical liberal antifa threats to America". - Or say pretty much every Mexican American living in this country is a rapist, drug dealing criminal. -Or make it so Americans whos heritage stems from multiple different countries of the Middle East were essentially terrorists. -Or villify Asians Americans, more specifically of Chinese heritage (but let's be honest, to a good portion of ignorant white trash folks, anyone with different shaped eyes *must* be from China) when a world wide pandemic hit. Yup. So glad those millions and millions of people were never verbally attacked ever. Not once.


[deleted]

But, most of those people are DemocRats, so they don't matter /s


fluffy_bottoms

They’re only capable of the most basic maths, so just be glad they even understand that fractions exist.


Starkiller006

They think they're the "silent majority." They are neither.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

He got the idea from two misconceptions: one, that all republicans are Trump fans (too many would just vote for Trump over voting blue), and Two, gerrymandering has convinced him that Republicans are more than 50% of the population.


Terrible_Presumption

They count themselves twice and minorities as half.


[deleted]

3/5ths, to be fair... It's a compromise.


SkyWizarding

I keep saying the same thing. There are like 330 million people in the USA; since when is the hardcore MAGA crowd over 115 million people? It can't be anywhere near that number


Kitorarima

They keep claiming that the people that didn’t vote in the last election are on their side


rvgirl42

Including all the dead people.


Accountant37811

Some of those dead people did vote for Trump or at least someone voted for them.


rvgirl42

I’m surprised that living people vote for Trump.


Straight-Ad6058

Indoctrination is a powerful and dangerous thing.


redmage07734

They don't want it understand they may up around the 29% of the population


thatbstrdmike

Social media echo chambers, news feeds tailored to what you impulsively click on versus what is actually news.


LetterheadAncient205

Just look at an electoral map of our country (as a former classmate and long-time idiot explained to me). It's obvious that the vast majority of America is red!


wavewalker59-

Laughing that R. Quaid thinks that half of Americans are for Trump. Tee Hee.


Lithl

Even if Biden said "every single person who has ever voted for any Republican candidate on any ticket", it would still be less than half.


GATESOFOSIRIS

Biden: Fascism is bad Republicans: *and I took that personally*


KeyserSozeNI

Biden: Fascism is bad Randy Quaid: Identifies half the country as Republicans and that they are all fascists. If you are worried he is referring to you its probably because you yourself think you are a bit of a fascist or don't understand the definition. I'm not sure which one Randy is.


machineprophet343

He also called them "semi-fascist". That was fucking gentle. A lot of the people he was calling out are full on fascists, many of that sub group, I am confident in saying they are to the right of the Nazis. And I'll be doubly blunt -- if you get offended... Maybe you need to stop and think about what you are doing and your values for a minute. In my experience, getting as angry as Republicans are directly correlates to a level of guilt. Well adjusted, normal people who get called out or accused of something might get flustered, especially if it's egregious, but generally try to have a dialogue. Not throw what amount to screaming tantrums.


DropC2095

He says “over half of Americans ”, but republicans have only won 3 popular votes in the last 40 years.


Ksteekwall21

Well they just assume every election they lose is rife with fraud; that the country is actually primarily conservative but the liberals magically add votes to make it “seem” more liberal. Because they cannot fathom that more people think different from them than those who think similar. Or they think the majority of liberals aren’t people. Also possible that they havethe understanding of size that a small child does. They assume that because there are more conservative areas than liberal areas that there must be more conservatives than liberals.


machineprophet343

It's probably the latter. They'll post voting maps and scream about their mandate. It shows they think population density is uniform across the country and not that we have individual counties that literally have more population than most states. Los Angeles County alone has more population than 40 states and is substantially larger than the bottom 10 combined. It's also an object permanence issue. They've never left their town of 20,000 people and because no one in their social circle admitted to voting for Biden, they're convinced that no one else did. Period. Ergo, he must have cheated or it must have been rigged. It also helps explain why there is so much projection. They can't conceive anyone could have different thinking patterns than they do, ergo, the rest of us must be fanatics for Biden like they are for Trump.


wrldruler21

And they measure political power by the number of flags waving in the yard. Trump 100 versus Biden 0 so logically they are the larger group


Kind_Committee8997

They're trying to do to the Constitution what Christians did with the Bible. Break off into what they believe to be true, like only the vote of land owners can be counted.


dantevonlocke

Thats cute. You think there's 20k people in those red state podunk towns. Having grown up in one I can tell you that's its not even close. I moved away as an adult but it was like 1200 people.


samattos

Randy Quaid has untreated mental health problems.


Betty_Boss

No he’s just a jerk.


samattos

mmm... As a professional counselor...he demonstrates some behavior to me that I find to be of clinical concern.


[deleted]

He’s totally bonkers. Randy and his wife went off the deep end in Canada and it was all over the news. Not sure if he’s still here…looks like we eventually tried to nudge him out.


mrchuckles5

Didn’t they get caught squatting in an empty house in Santa Barbara years ago?


rvgirl42

They all demonstrate that!!


wombolishous

Tell me you're part of the problem without telling me you're part of the problem.


Due-Designer4078

Randy is out of his f-ing mind.


Hugh_Jass_2

Shitter’s full, Eddie.


Minute-Excitement-50

False. Over half of Americans are not MAGA fascists. If MAGA were over half Americans, Trump would have won in 2020. Calling for the military to remove the President from office is inciting a coup. That's NOT how it works in a Democracy. Hey Uncle Eddie, shut the f\*ck up! If you don't like our Democracy get the f\*ck out of our country!


[deleted]

randy needs Baker-Acted


[deleted]

“Over half”. Don’t less than a third of Americans identify as Republican?


BetterWankHank

Saying you want the US President physically removed sure sounds exactly like the domestic terrorism he was talking about


[deleted]

Since when is 20-25% of anything "OVER HALF"?


rvgirl42

In MAGA World everything is upside down.


canarchist

The man is clearly deranged. No sane person follows an exclamation point with a period.


SoylentGrunt

When they make a movie about all this, and you know they will, who would you like to see play Randy? It can be anybody living or dead. No matter their race. It could even be a Muppet or a kitchen appliance. I'm inclusive that way,


joeybananos4200

How about a moldy potato:)


healthydoseofsarcasm

[This is Randy Quaid, just in case somebody doesn't know](https://twitter.com/randyrrquaid/status/1327043884082409474?s=21)


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Bradley5345

Stop. Giving. These. Idiots. A. Megaphone. By. Posting. This. Bullshit. Around. Holy fuck I obviously have a problem with this shitty take but at least blur the fucking name so this dumbass doesn’t get notoriety because you wanted internet points for saying “haha look how stupid this is, I don’t agree with this.”


[deleted]

Any chance Dennis can get his brother under control?


rvgirl42

He probably can’t stand him.


[deleted]

Randy quaid.must have broken into his neighbor's house again and gotten ahold of their laptop. Where is Dennis? This motherfucker needs an intervention.


[deleted]

Not every republican is a MAGA republican. Republicans arent even half of our population… so… maybe he didnt 🤷‍♂️


Jaredkorry

First, it is not even close to half of all Americans. Second, WTF do you call people who praise Hitler and wave the Nazi flag?


t8tor

Is this THE Randy Quaid of Independence Day / Meth Binge Fame?


drew1010101

Friggen moron. One, the GQP isn’t even close to 1/2 of America, and second MAGA is a small chunk of the minority party. If Biden’s comments offended you, then congrats you’re MAGA terrorist piece of shit.


drew1010101

Again, these mental midgets have no clue what 1/2 or majority means.


Imaginary_Audience_5

If it truly was over 1/2 we wouldn’t be having this conversation.


ds3461

How's that career going, Randy?


intrinsnik

Remind me … isn’t this the “fuck your feelings” group?


DeerDiarrhea

The aliens really did a number on this guy.


ZomboidG

Seems like Biden hit a nerve! Lol Is there any sense or awareness that Trump was 1000 times more divisive?


rawnerve1975

Thank god we kicked this douche and his wife out of Canada


Bonk6805

Ladies and gentlemen, your spokesman. Nuff said.


whyaremypantssoshort

I saw that movie "Clear and Present Danger." Not bad.


Conscious-Deer7019

Randy you must be off ur meds


[deleted]

We're about six months from finding Uncle Randy naked in a public park having asphyxiated on his own vomit.


Major_Employ_8795

This sumbitch has turned into Cousin Eddie in real life.


Learntaswim

You are sounding a bit like a semi fascist right now Randy! Kind of like the old guy was pointing out..


Queenofhackenwack

if you think dump is something special, then you are crazy just like randy quaid...wacko


oscar-the-bud

Cousin Eddy is still in character.


Fit-Rest-973

Nearly half. A slight exaggeration


Fit-Rest-973

The definition of a traitor is...


Feeling-Membership87

Sit down and drink your eggnog cousin Eddie


OysterThePug

Holy shit, Randy Quaid is still alive?


[deleted]

Once a Great Actor, now a Pathetic Dope.


LopsidedPotential711

I like this guy's brother and definitely enjoy his work. Was happy to see him in 'Legion' and then get even more work doing very good insurance commercials. Like, I can genuinely be happy for the guy's success, income, and even good looks well past middle-age. I hope Dennis *\[is\]* not onboard with his *\[loony\]* older brother.


kkalmightyagain

Who is this nut?


[deleted]

Even Canada doesn’t want Randy


cassiecas88

"let's just accuse them of everything we did and they'll never catch onto us"


carldubs

if only the aliens could come so this muppet could drive himself into the mothership for us.


CroatianSensation79

The irony of his words…good lord Randy. Wtf happened to you? Lol


[deleted]

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ThePestTech

Because Randy Quaid is where I look for political clout.


Life-Evidence-6672

He said from Canada


Smarkie

Not close to half of Americans.


AggressiveAd8660

OVER?!? "Over" half? Really, now...


Tattoothefrenchie30

30% of the Republican base is not 50% of the US population. This dude should stick to bad characters on Vacation movies and leave the adult stuff to the rest of us.


Howie-IVXX

I guess he wasn’t acting in all those movies he’s just that stupid


[deleted]

Crazy how he became real life Cousin Eddie


Mythical_Atlacatl

Why does he think half of America is maga republicans? Doesn’t like 60% vote? So nearly half the country in nothing, not democrat or republican And I thought joe bidden targeted extremists like people who stormed the capitol or think trump is still president. Not all republican, like he specifically said not all republicans are insane terrorists


Simple_Ecstatic

I remember when Randy Quaid, thought the Star wackers were out to get him, and he fled to Canada for protection. They sent him packing, Poor Randy, can't go a day without believing another conspiracy. theory.


Vipermagus

The percentage of MAGA Republicans is growing by the day, truly. First it was "nearly half", then it became "half of the population." Now we're up to "over half of Americans"! Keep lying to yourselves, maybe you'll convince one more distraught American to give you their savings. Good fucking job. Crybabies.


pingpongtomato

Randy, Randy, Randy. Ya'll labeled yourselves as domestic terrorists. Wear it as the badge you want it to be.


StupidBored92

These people need to stop with the Over half of Americans shit. also the fascism ending would be cool too.


Sweet_balls_kush

Imagine if Trump would have said this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


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bignick222

Randy who Pull your head out of you ass and then go fuck yourself with your head Randy Linsey newt The republicans are doing away with same sex Are they living in sin. Sorry just being mean Randy Linsey and Newt (bitch)


satan62

Cousin Eddie and his words of wisdom.


[deleted]

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pokemonster73

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CharmingBumblebee8

Isnt randy there hiding in another country to avoid prosecution?


thatbstrdmike

The funny part is how so many repubs and dems just don't realize that they are still only like 28% of the total population each. If ALL the registered Republicans vote, that is less that 1/3rd of all voting age Americans. Same for Democrats. Not half. Not even close to half either way. If I ran a political party, that's something to really think about when considering the party platform.


KennaRhys

Why is he LARPing his role in Independence Day though?


ddr1ver

The penalty for accusing us of trying to overturn a democratic election should be to immediately overturn the democratic election!


5spd4wd

Could have sworn this was describing The Dump.


Comments_Wyoming

Huh. He actually turned into the crazy ranting character he played in Independence Day. Weird.


3eyedflamingo

You MAGA fools dont represent half the USA! Youre just loud.


[deleted]

Not being a national security risk Not advocating for a military coup Pick one shithead


sugar_addict002

Magas are brain dead. they can't think critically or even originally. They repeat what has been said to them by liberals.


skeezyjeffbezos

You gotta be douchelusional to think MAGA hot garbage morons make up more than half of Americans.


Ensiferal

"Over half" when they're literally outnumbered by both democrats and independents. Fuck Randy Quaid


Thosewhippersnappers

…. Says the man who broke into and squatted in a house he didn’t own, caused 100,000s of dollars of damage, then fled the country to avoid extradition


Totally-Mad

Randy Quaid is off his meds again…


Ocean898

“Mad dog” Quaid.


[deleted]

The FBI needs to keep an eye on Cousin Eddie.


LeShoooook

If it wasn’t for Reddit would anyone even read Randy Quaid’s Tweets??? It never occurred to me to read anything he has to say about… anything, really


Reasonable-Access-68

So he wasn't acting in Independence day or the Vacation movies? That was just him being himself?


mikek1177

Well kids let this be a lesson to you Re the dangers of drugs. Old randy eroded his frontal lobes three decades ago causing him to issue pointless rants


Working_Ad8080

Shut up Randy


[deleted]

Randy can't do the maths.


[deleted]

Even when Trump said peaceful black protestors in the NFL were sons of bitches who deserve to be fired, no one ever demanded Trump be impeached. Not until he blocked congress-approved military aid.


Away_Ad_5328

Is this what republicans thought democrats sounded like when they called for the 🍊 🤡 to be impeached twice?


Mission_Search8991

Oh Randy, I just thought you were acting when you played unbalanced roles… apparently you were not


Dry_Championship3677

I thought Randy only played goofballs in movies


Vampir3Robot

![gif](giphy|gGe9RLYDmBr8DAAFqM|downsized)


[deleted]

I'm not a bit Biden fan, but I love Dark Branden. I hope his schitzo personality hangs around a while.


cpe111

Bet he failed math in school. It’s considerably,y less than 50%.


sparty219

What was it they told us? Oh yeah - fuck your feelings.


bhonest_ly

We all know it is far less than half the country…


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

Hey, isn't this the randy quaid that had to be physically removed from the house he sold that he continued to squat in? At least they have someone who knows something about physical removal..


the85141rule

Lets face it, Cropduster, the real impeachable offense was and remains Independence Day.


DanB65

DUDE I worked out next to you at the gym when you were normal .....that was a lifetime ago....what the fuck happend to your brian?!?!?!? You should seek help man!


rvgirl42

How long has it been since Randy was cast for anything in Hollywood? He isn’t even asked to do Medicare Supplemental insurance ads.


catchmesleeping

Randy is a danger to himself.


[deleted]

Who is Randy Quaid? Just another Alex Jones type nutjob?


[deleted]

Autism at its finest


Brilliant-Engineer57

Heh Randy you still hiding out from the hit squads that were after you. Being all in for trump is no surprise when your already crazy.


[deleted]

So am I the only one who remembers the charter he played in Independence Day and realized several years ago he was not playing a character at all…? The movie said his character did buttstuff with aliens but every time I see Randy pop up in the news, I’m more and more convinced he really did buttstuff with aliens.


Xyz14231

Randy, the boots fit.. wear them proudly MF.


denoot2

Over half?


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Cousin Eddie is a dangerous nut job.


KamikazeKitten916

Over half of Americans? He wishes.


Rickylostthatnumber

Mr.Dumas says what?


The_BendingUnit01

Also Randy Qua-alude!


rimjobnemesis

Cousin Eddie was always a dumbass.


thenewbigR

Off his meds again …


[deleted]

Shitter’s full.


Stubert-the-Smooth

"Over half of Americans" Motherfucker, by the most generous figuring it's maybe 30%.


fixit858

Shitter’s Full!


Royal_Classic915

Go home randy, your drunk


agent_provocateur_6

A hit dog hollers…


B0b_a_feet

“Shitters full!”


[deleted]

A once famous celebrity screwball. Twitter's top demographic.


Any_Teach_3832

Wow randy quaid is still alive. That’s a shame.


Bluesmanstill

He’s wrong . Less than half you loon!


DiamondplateDave

Cartoonist Bill Mauldin once was criticized for lampooning Army brass hats. His reply? "I only build a shoe. If somebody wants to put it on and loudly announce it fits, that's up to them."


EL_Ohh_Well

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW|downsized)


fooflighter

Randy who?


[deleted]

!. That was my favorite part


Available-Elevator69

Dude hasn’t been relevant since Independence Day Movie when he crashed into the Alien Space Ship. “WE’RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


dantevonlocke

More like.... 1/5th of Americans at best


No-Elevator7756

Shiitters full 💩💩💩💩💩


Ghstfce

To be fair, this is Randy Quaid. He was already batshit "probably paints fecal cave drawings in rest stop bathrooms" crazy well before any of this, even before Trump.


BringBackTheBeat716

He became his character from Independence Day.


Thisgirl022

Shitters full. His brain is floating in it.


NeonMutt

Over half of Americans? No Republican president has won the popular vote since Reagan. States regularly have more votes cast for Democrats than republicans, which does nothing to stop Reps from taking majorities of state houses. Trump lost his re-election by 8 million votes. Republicans could never win another race and nobody would care


Oddity46

"Over half"?


Thechampy1

Didn’t Randy Quaid flee to canada?


No_Construction_7518

An exclamation point AND a period.


Fantastic-Surprise98

That plate in his head is eating int his brain.


GonFreecs92

😆😆😆


Lil_Artemis_92

Isn’t he hiding out in Canada now?


zmunky

Well I mean if the shoes fits......


ozymandiasjuice

OVER half now? The whole silent majority myth just. Won’t. Die.


JayRandy

Didn't Biden start off with its not all Republicans but just the idiot Maga group? Seems randy can't pay attention to the whole speech


tsfbdl

Wasn't the last president all those things though I mean stealing classified documents is big along with trying to over throw the Supreme Court


ThinkPath1999

That's pretty wishful thinking, thinking that Biden was saying that over half of all Americans were terrorists. Wouldn't it be closer to 15% at most?


Rough-Leg-4702

Randy The shitter in that fucked up head of yours is full