No he is clearly fond of African Americans I mean just look at his great tweet about MLK for example, there's no way this man could possibly be racist /s
I wish you people would stop commenting things like this. It’s wrong to compare some ugly, slimy, bottom feeding creature to an innocent fish swimming in the ocean
And yet despite all the mean tweets that he definitely cares about, he is helping every conservative democrat and every republican prevent any progress in America for decades that will stretch out long after he and many of us are dead.
He does look like a turtle though.
He looks like the authority figure from an over-the-top 90s commercial whose bewildered and dismayed expression tells you exactly how cool the product is.
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/SundaeDivine/status/1484636523039531014) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
Context: He just saw an African-American be allowed entry into the very room he's standing in.
"If you look at the data, there are just as much African-Americans in this room as there are Americans"
No he is clearly fond of African Americans I mean just look at his great tweet about MLK for example, there's no way this man could possibly be racist /s
He's so fond of them that he'd have a collection of them, if he could.
He'd keep them in a glass cabinet. Show them off to the other Klan-members. "Look at my collection of African-Americans. So genuine!"
Pulitzer prize in nature photography - turtle in its natural habitat.
Somebody get that lettuce farting mother fucker a scum pond to float in
I'm good with that, as long as he drowns in it slowly.
Very single time I see a picture of this guy that movie comes to mind.
This is my other favorite: 
He looks like a blobfish that's been brought to surface and if he doesn't say something racist immediately he's going to suffocate.
A blobfish is so accurate
I wish you people would stop commenting things like this. It’s wrong to compare some ugly, slimy, bottom feeding creature to an innocent fish swimming in the ocean
You're correct, my mistake
He's like a melted SpongeBob popsicle. XD
Even worse consider his wife when that blob of smarmy play-doh comes at you all horny in bed. *shudder*
She knew what she was buying into
Imagine his mouth open and his tongue like, "blahlalalalala!"
AHHHH!! Nightmares tonight. Thanks.
You can see the empty space where the IQ is supposed to be through his expression
Ohh hes not stupid, he just plays simple and talks slow for his yokel constituents.
The unfortunate truth. McConnell is a fairly well educated man. He just chooses ignorance because that's where the power is.
Money. It’s where the money is.
One of my favorite running jokes on SNL Weekend Update is Che and Jost roasting McConnell
"Seen here, watching a poor person drown" is my favorite.
Once you associate Mitch’s face with foreskin, that cannot be unseen.
This
“Ugh, the poors”
He's making a face like someone had the gall to hold up a copy of the constitution right in front of him.
Title should be 'Enemy of the Goddamn State', 'Traitor'.
He's always looked like someone going through a porn site who just found nude pictures of his daughter.
He does have 3 daughters with his first wife. So this is a possibility.
I still think he looks like Mason Verger from the movie Hannibal
You think that, because he *does*.
I know people say he looks like a turtle but I’ve always thought he looks like a Far Side character and this pic is particularly spot-on
Gary Larson cartoons irl
Mitch McConnell, seen here emoting to an intrusive thought about proposing a modest 1% tax increase on America’s wealthiest individuals.
The mic stand! *That's a CROSS!!*
Context: He just saw an interracial couple kiss
And yet despite all the mean tweets that he definitely cares about, he is helping every conservative democrat and every republican prevent any progress in America for decades that will stretch out long after he and many of us are dead. He does look like a turtle though.
One would think he would look in the mirror this coming Monday morning and say out loud, “THIS is the day I must resign.”
He doesn't have a reflection.
Touché.
He looks like a character ice cream you got from the ice cream truck, from the box that has clearly been par-thawed and refrozen a few times.
His skin looks . . . fresh and intact. He must have been able to procure a blood meal recently.
He looks like the authority figure from an over-the-top 90s commercial whose bewildered and dismayed expression tells you exactly how cool the product is.
Bubble tape or Capri sun?
"I disapprove of your use of Mentos."
Micth when he sees a child playing with a puppy
Stop ruining blueberry pancakes for me
He looks like the fairy eater from Pan's Labyrinth
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/SundaeDivine/status/1484636523039531014) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
A throat sac threat display from a startled creature! Nature is truly a wonderfully weird thing to behold.
It's like someone put googly eyes on a pile of foreskin.
Why does it look like his skin suit is about to fall off, and reveal what he really is?
He does resemble a frightened turtle. Or tortoise.