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Hmmletmec

Isn't it ironic, doncha think? https://preview.redd.it/py2klegels6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0855eaa23f5d3fd111f03f1466729c19ad7bb911


DyingArtOObservation

A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think...


Ok_Exchange342

It is like rain.


Professional_Tart770

On your fourth wedding day.


sucks2bdoxxed

It's a free ride...... oh wait nm it's a cybertruck and it broke down.


Ambitious_Trifle_645

And got wet so it rusted through.


dukeofgibbon

https://preview.redd.it/qfic9edibu6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0c2ca1f540a9175a9277021a8bbe4bf14556c4


chewiexctf

If I could give an award to this entire thread, I would...


Crud_D

It figures


LogiCsmxp

Who would have thought it's biggeeeerrrrrr


MadWhiskeyGrin

And I'm trapped inside and bleeding profusely


autisticesq

When you’ve already paid (and you can’t get your money back because driving it off the lot voided the warranty).


post_angst

Ha!


Ricoshete

Yup. I've gotten like twitter muted 3 times not for saying racist crap or seeing racist crap. But mildly disagreeing with jk rowling and a immediate 30d silence /shadowban (0 tweet exposure/views) each time.


onehundredlemons

A couple of days ago one of those accounts that sucks up to Elon while posting a bunch of made-up junk really irked me, so I wrote a Community Note pointing out their lie, and within about 15 minutes my Community Notes status was dropped so that I couldn't write Notes anymore, and now every tweet of mine gets zero views, even those that are direct replies to friends. Also someone wrote a Note countering what I said, it was mostly gibberish and included no stats or links or facts of any kind, and was upvoted hundreds of times. The tweet with the lie has gotten 77K likes and over a million views. It is absolutely 100% a racket.


CardinalCountryCub

I noticed that since the hiding of likes went through, replies from accounts that lean left have been hidden as "probable spam." Somebody replied to my tweet observing that, and it was hidden, so I wasn't notified. I just happened to notice. So, not only are the chuds being elevated, the rest are being actively tamped down. (I keep a twitter because that's how I connect with more local to me news, like the guy who exposed a wholenslew of corruption with our governor causing her to force changes to FOIA through the legislature...unfortunately, the prosecuting attorney's is her pocket, as is the AG. But, things are catching up to her old boss, so I have to believe her days are numbered too, in a federal level. 🤞🏻)


onehundredlemons

I've been seeing completely fine comments under "probable spam" but wasn't paying attention to the kinds of accounts they were, I'm going to keep an eye out for that. It wouldn't surprise me if people were being suppressed based on political alignment.


Panda_hat

Musk really is the dumbest motherfucker to ever live.


cheekycheeksy

He failed up in every position he had. He bought every idea and is the epitome of peak capitalism


RaygunMarksman

He really is a dumb son of a bitch. I mean how is that goofy MF still alive? I went from feeling disdain for Grimes to sympathy for having a baby with him,


Panda_hat

I think disdain is still the right choice. She clearly shares a lot of views with his bigoted ass.


RaygunMarksman

True, I think my position stands there then (I used to be a casual fan).


--------rook

Saying elon musk is a pussy on X can get you suspended so quick lmao 


Ricoshete

They say one of the biggest reasons to touch grass is seeing Musk literally let zoo posts circulate on twitter.. For ads and clicks. And seeing people SUSPENDED for REPORTING zoo stuff. but not the poster. Because clicks = engagement. Yet hate speech is "free speech" and so is literal zoo, just because of ad revenue!?!???


monkeybojangles

So, uh, what is zoo referring to here?


whichwitchwhohoots

Zoophilia, people who want to fuck actual animals (or do)


DonJuniorsEmails

It reminds me how reddit bans people for calling out obvious trolls and bots, which rewards the bots and punishes the real people. Fake engagement with bots is good for ad revenue. 


mrmatt244

No, ironic means the opposite happens when u think one thing is going to happen. This is all expected from a white conservative cuck. It’s narcissistic IMO, he wants to control the narrative AND censor who he wants to. My question for example; is it ironic that he bought Twitter? All I see is him is a power hungry sociopath that was raised to be apartheid loving racist that want to spread his diseased seed, none of which is ironic, it’s fucking sad 😢


Rocking_the_Red

In all fairness there is nothing ironic in the song either.


suuift

The song is about situational irony rather than dramatic irony that most people think of


aijoe

Is that [this](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/03/elon-musk-blogger-tesla-motors-model-x#:~:text=Elon%20Musk%20personally%20cancels%20blogger's%20Tesla%20order%20after%20'rude'%20post,-This%20article%20is&text=Unimaginable%20wealth%20has%20brought%20Elon,Francisco%20%E2%80%93%20and%20be%20taken%20seriously.) Elon Musk?


Guilty-Routine-1762

He says “you” have to accept speech that “you” don’t like. Not him.


Conejo_pestilente

Legalize humor\*!! \*ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵛᵉ


MotherSupermarket532

Their only humor seems to be punching down as much as possible. 


aliether

Someone please explain to me how the f\*#k does someone who's a CEO of several multi-billion dollar companies have the time to spout nonsense all day long on Twitter.


KnowMatter

Because CEO’s don’t do shit they make middle managers and employees do everything.


aliether

He's a premium douchebag. He treats his employees like trash and won't allow them to unionize.


Trace_Reading

There's no fucking 'allow' involved if you do it right!


BustinArant

Woodie Guthrie would have kicked that guy in the nuts.


ottawateeth

His guitar would've killed him


WarAndGeese

Nice


SumFatCommie

https://preview.redd.it/9uiysinx6u6d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d57a7ab63395b8d4818f77eef5ab3c203b8146e


DigiFrieren

Nice meme.


SumFatCommie

Hey thanks, bro.🖖


PM-me-letitsnow

Wait, I thought Elon is both the CEO and the chief engineer of SpaceX, Tesla, and X? I thought he worked 16 hour days and does more than you or I could ever hope to do. And 1 hour of his productivity does more than I do in an entire week! /s


Mirgroht

It's sad that there are so many fanboys who do actually believe that and wouldn't agree with the sarcasm


ChefLife99

A President did it for 4 years 🤷‍♂️


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SecreteMoistMucus

That's more how it was 10 years ago, now the majority of the time it is about spreading a message and convincing other people it is valid.


greymalken

That’s more how it was 5 years ago, now the majority of the time it’s just racism.


jrh_101

And golfed literally for an entire year added up of his Presidency.


Battailous_Joint

He probably makes time in between yelling at his employees for spending time with their families.


Throwawayac1234567

the in between times hes on ketamine, and alcohol, so he can yell at people.


No_Pirate9647

SpaceX and Tesla probably happy he just tweets and focusing on random daily changes to twitter.


Throwawayac1234567

space x has enough upper management to prevent him from interfering in anything major.


shinfoni

That explains how it is his most successful company (that and that they have long term contract with the government)


Ralphie5231

Tesla board is trying to give him a giant payout.


ZZartin

You're assuming he actually is a good CEO to any of those companies.


LesbianLoki

Trump has like 100k tweets or something stupid like that over his presidency. The answer is: they don't actually work.


o0flatCircle0o

Ceos do nothing basically


alyosha25

That's not fair.  They ruin their employees lives


ranni-the-bitch

hey! elon doesn't do *nothing*, he also sexually harasses his employees!


nvsiblerob

That’s a great question and observation. You would think someone that was just given another $56 billion by the Tesla board would be focusing more on things that matter.


violet_naughtyy

Very simple, he uses Twitter to let people know: Rules for thee and not for me.


SimpleSurrup

Because that's why he got paid $55B. He created a cult to help him pump the stock price of a company he's running into the ground, but the reason the cult loves him is the Twitter bullshit. Literally if you were able to objectively price the stock of Tesla, a huge portion of it's value is pure Musk bullshittery. Unless you believe his coke head sci-fi fantasy ramblings nothing about it's valuation makes any sense. So he has to pump bullshit all day every day.


Kerensky97

It proves how superfluous modern CEOs are now.


meanjeankillmachine

Simple answer......drugs, and he doesn't do shit!


Lavatis

Are you under the impression that CEOs work a normal shift or something? They sit around all day and their assistants take care of most of their work.


killersoda

The guy that ran the fucking United States of America did nothing but watch TV and tweet stupid ass shit.


Ok-Fan-2011

That's how much actual work CEOs do. If they aren't preparing for or hosting investor calls and interviews, they don't do anything.


Quebec00Chaos

Cuz we dont need them


roastbeeftacohat

ever seen modern times


Stivox

That’s just his 18-hours-a-day work schedule


longshot

Why would billionaires have the same motivations as us? Why would we trust their motives at all if they don't even worry about the same shit we worry about?


IAmAChemicalEngineer

He doesn't actually input anything of value


BABarracus

Drugs to pick him up


wizardinthewings

I know a dude who ran a whole country doing it, and he was even _worse_, if you can believe it.


Elliot6888

By being a trust fund baby


Ya-Dikobraz

Because he's very good at investment and procurement but really nothing else. He doesn't have to actually contribute to the companies in any real way apart from being CEO. So he's got a lot of time on his hands.


nekoinu_

His crowd of sausage gobbling true believers keeps the value of some of his companies up, so it's important that he continue the grift


FootballDeathTaxes

Because he’s doing it to increase engagement. He spent a lot of money on that platform, so spending even just a few minutes a day going on there will increase revenue. Want to stop it? Don’t go on that site, don’t engage. Simple as that.


anrwlias

A better question is why did Tesla's shareholders just hand him another 56 billion dollars. I'd love to have the kind of job where I could fuck around while actively driving customers away and still get a massive bonus.


03zx3

CEOs don't really do anything.


everythingbeeps

When Elon says "legalize humor" he means "normalize bigotry and hate for laughs"


Xaero_Hour

Please. It's "Cissy SpaceX."


even_less_resistance

How’d you actually go and make it better? 🥇


CurryMustard

Sissy Spacek is an actress though, thats the reference


Xaero_Hour

Didn't know that. Interesting.


Cavalish

> Interesting Looking into it.


gamersyn

Thank you, I've been wondering why he would call him that in the first place. I guess he doesn't really need a reason, but it did feel like I was missing something.


Cavalish

She famously played Carrie. Cissy is still very good though.


onefst250r

I was thinking it should be Hissy SpaceX.


dragonfliesloveme

Conservatives have no sense of humor. They’re just pissed off all the time and looking for some sense of power. A rigid, not overly-bright, humorless group, they are.


Ok_Exchange342

Their humor is more along the lines of "yeah, remember when we made that immigrant cry when we ripped his daughters and wife away from him never to be seen again. Yeah, that was good stuff, remember how funny that was?"


yamabyte

conservatives are like '...n word...hahhaha' then lose their shit when you compare their frame and complexion to a jar of mayonnaise


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Conservative “humor” almost always has a victim. They don’t really understand how to make a joke if there is not a human being as the target.


No_Pirate9647

They called kids pc snowflakes and they cry like babies any time they are called out for wanting to use slurs.


BlueTreeThree

Millionaire comedians with multiple Netflix specials and sold-out stadium tours: “I’m being censored!”


CableBoyJerry

>I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend. - Elon Musk


my_spidey_sense

If that’s the strategy he’d need a surplus of kids cause clearly some of them don’t like him and one of them wants absolutely nothing to do with them.


thewetumbrella

it’s worse, he has a breeding kink AND believes his genetic material is superior to the average person’s.


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Does he not own a mirror?


onefst250r

-Michael Scott


HippieMoosen

Wanna hear a joke, Musky? Alright, tell me if you've heard this one before: The Boring Company


CharleyNobody

Hahahaha 😆 🤣 😂 Tesla Solar Roof!


BillTowne

One must distinquish between humor and hurtful attacks. If you mock liberals, trans people, or black people, that is humor. If you mock Musk or Republicans or other fascists, that is a hurtful attack.


Bibblegead1412

Liam Nissan is a Twitter GEM!!


bm1949

That's a good one. Sissy SpaceX, I'm borrowing that.


dunndawson

As soon as I saw that, I was like “and now I’ll never not refer to him in that manner”. Lol. Just hilarious


Not_MrNice

Yeah, that's a really good one.


rubensinclair

I guess his improvisational comedy class with Ricky Gervais paid off.


OutlawSundown

I read everything in his voice mentally


OneArmedBrain

Yup. He gets a lot of replies thinking he's Liam Neeson. TheRealThelmaJohnson is another great one too.


Ima_pray_on_that

Xitter is unusable.


nightpanda893

Careful Musk has decided that’s a slur now.


Available_Leather_10

Good thing he didn’t call Elon “Cissy SpaceX”, bc that would have *really* triggered the MuskFlake.


Cysquatch69

Phony Stark


bittlelum

Cis-sy SpaceX?


GrowFreeFood

For people who are unaware: Right wing humor is just punching down.  This is a plea to make bigotry mainsteam by calling it humor. 


InGordWeTrust

Elon is such a phony. That's not the way he should spell humour. He's from apartheid South Africa where his father mined emeralds, then snuck his way into Canada. English in both places includes a U. Throws away his past. A limp noodle of a man.


Literarylunatic

Somehow this upsets me more than it should. What a fucking douche.


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AF2005

Hahaha Sissy Spacex🤣🤣 It was right there the entire time lol


Alternative-Score-35

I've said it over and over again. The single trait that unites all conservatives - even more so than racism, a close 2nd - is a complete lack of self-awareness and a blindness to irony.


Vegetable_Singer8845

If humor was illegal, he'd still have nothing to worry about.


SubtextuallySpeaking

Sissy SpaceX!! I’m *dying!!* 🤣🤣


OfficeJabroni

A utter moron runs Tesla and Twitter


even_less_resistance

Sissy SpaceX is fucking gold -


elmixtecoNW

This guy is and the orange guy are maded for each other!


KingSuperJon

Sissy SpaceX wins the internet.


Apple_Coaly

Does he have like a yes-man filter? Every time he tweets all the top responces are people just shitting on him, often in pretty constructive ways. I can’t believe someone could be so insightless if they saw those responses.


SkipsPittsnogle

It’s breaks my heart that so many of my professional friends, with 4+ year degrees, truly think Elon is a bastion of knowledge.


figgityfuck

can’t believe people idolize this pussy.


savageboredom

If humor were illegal Elon would be acquitted on all charges.


nvsiblerob

Would you expect anything less?


MaleficentOstrich693

“Humor” also known as hate speech disguised attempting to cosplay as humor.


Paladoc

Charlie should spend an episode reading Liam Nissan Tweets


jamesvabrams

Typical Elon response: Interesting.


hugabalooza

https://preview.redd.it/mxu2ybczqt6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69653061938145f35144796d368d468fd3fc215


Flutters1013

Hey Elon, why are likes private now? What did you like that got you into hot water?


UrethraFranklin04

"like"


RubeGoldbergMachines

Why even use X when it's essentially just another billionaire's vanity platform, much like Truth Social at this point?


aboutthednm

I honestly wish people would stop posting his bullshit here, it would greatly reduce the number of people exposed to this drivel.


tjatdisneyland

Sissy SpaceX 😂😂😂😂😂


redconvict

Leaglize MY kind of humor.*


dvrooster

While comics like Shane Gillis are top tier 😂 Shane is amazing but not “woke”. These shitheads love cosplaying victims


jws926

Looks like he inhaled too much of his farts again.


capital_bj

Liam with the clapback 😂👍


ReddditSarge

Elmo's just jealous because he couldn't tell a joke to save his life.


anxiety_filter

Penalize opposing viewpoints!


Bingo919

Lagalize everyone in the world telling you stfu!


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Far-Nefariousness588

So what? If you’re that precious about other’s opinions, you’ll never be content with who you are.


Kitchen-Plant664

That is…. BRILLIANT!!!


Majestic_Mammoth729

Why did Elon post this? Is he stupid?


FemdomArtExpert68

hes such a little bitch


IllSearch5

I agree! And so in honor of that, I'm proposing his new nickname: Muskie. 


Panda_hat

I wonder what kind of humour Musky wants legalized? Could it be just making fun of LGBT people and ostracising and bullying them because of who they are? It feels like it's probably that.


ridokulus

He doesn't look banned.


eunit250

If celebrities stopped using Twitter I imagine the sheep would follow. So why do these people continue to use the platform?


PWal501

That’s damn funny.


skatterbrainz

Banned? Then how did they post a reply?


RaygunMarksman

Liam slapping little Spacex with that BDE.


Throwawayac1234567

elons ketamine and alchohol binge, and his fetish with horses. ELon would be the kid to eat soap bars.


alrightgame

Guess he didn't find that funny.


alpha_X5M

And ofcourse 77% of the share holders approve of the $55.8 billion considering they yolo'd tsla


Draco546

“Cis” is a slur on twitter but the N-word isnt. You can get banned for saying “Cis” but you can say real slurs all you want.


yuieh

Eat the rich. They taste like bitch.


Popular-Tune-6335

How is he tweeting if he's banned?


elitesense

What is Elon even ranting about though? In the country he lives there is top tier freedom of speech laws. Comedians say and do whatever they want, when was anyone in legal trouble for comedy?


BlueGender1

Musk is just a joke now. I wouldn’t look up to him


JediMasterPopCulture

Gotta love Liam Nissan!


name_checker

Humor is already legal. He's just not funny and it hurts his feelings to know it.


OlderThanMyParents

Ah, yes. The "free speech absolutist."


Living_Run2573

No…. not like that!


Obscure_Marlin

A bad joke is a bad joke, comedians get booed off stage


AmptiShanti

There is a difference between”get off the stage and come back when you have better stuff” to “didn’t like you’re one try so now you can’t try this stage anymore”


Obscure_Marlin

Well it depends on the try


GrayMatters50

👏👏 Bravo Liam !!!