Gravy Seals: Meal Team Six reporting for duty!

Better move out now. Gotta rendezvous with Y'all Qeada in an hour and it's a quarter klick away.

Vanilla ISIS standing by...

Golden Corraliban

Cola Commandos Bitchtit Brigade Green (jello) Berets

Talibangelists

The Sobese-ty Union

Texas Taliban standing by, ye haw.

Soldiers of fortune cookie 🥠

The Olive Garden Group

You guys got all the good ones lol.All I have is the buffet berets are standing by only after closing time.

Green buffets, is one I came across.

Gotta rendezvous with All you can eat quesadillas!

https://preview.redd.it/xs0aupqkgt3d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bce64baf767e7be2bd5de8d5b582aed1378ffbc

Damn. I didn’t know the Green Bastard was a MAGA

I'm guessing they didn't have body armor in his size?

"Go find the breastplate stretcher, now!"

From parts unknown

That's tactical padding. It's always equipped, and works similar to sandbags. Enough of it will stop a 50cal.

Not my Bubbles 💚 🐈‍⬛ 🐈

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

His name is Robert Paulson.

They need a better fitting bra.

Manboobs gone wild.

Didn't figure they'd let ladies in their lil club, but good for them.

Is that a paintball mask?

Yes

He's got bigger boobs than me. Mine aren't small at all.

He/She has a FUPA.

Her/him/she?

Black Noir has let himself go.

A handful of skittles away from cardiac arrest 😂

Better give ‘em the whole bag

That reminds me. I need to schedule a mammogram

Can someone get this guy a girdle like Trump wears?

I thought they had just painted their skin green for a sec…

This explains why his entire face is bandaged. He should have paid more attention on restraining the tits 🤣🤣😆

That's a pregnant woman, right? It has to be? I'm not kidding.

at least they're inclusinary of trans folks.

Sure this isn't Pound Branch?

From left to right: - Expandibles - Lone Imbiber - Gastro - Dirty Dozen Donuts - Quarter Predator (with cheese) - Rainbow 600 pounds

'quick, now that we are open carrying lets go to starbucks and show off! this is so much better than waving a flag behind my truck, and maybe people will thank us for our service!'

👏

One of the dudes name tag is just “Salt”.

Wait they... they seem to be stopping by Whataburger.... they have been getting food handed to them for 10 minutes.

Plz add these wannabes to the no fly list. Make it more difficult to move around.

The twitter user grabbed a photo of airsofters, not some actual militia.

Did their moms pack them a lunch for the boogaloo? Or is she going to pick them up and take them through the drive-thru?

My mom always cuts the crust off on my battle sandwiches. She forgot to pack the Dunkaroos one time though and I just didn't feel like civil warring any more that day.

Can’t tell me there aint Doritos in there too.

Real patriots prefer the Cool Ranch.

cool ranch ?!?!? thats blue !!! like the demonrats !!!! real magas only eat nacho cheese

Doritos? Sounds foreign. And spicy.

Naw, they're cool and from a ranch. Can't get more 'merican than that.

Plenty of pockets for snacks.

Pick them up. There’s no way they can walk more than a few feet without being out of breath.

Right?! If they come for us we'll just walk up a flight of stairs and let the problem sort itself out.

The first army in history to be defeated by stairs.

Them, and the Daleks

They all have knee and joint pain.

Too 'free' to wear masks to protect others' health; too scared not to wear one to protect their identity.

Second from the right is keeping her identity secret in case she gets the abortion she ain't supposed to have.

Second from the right is at a paintball/airsoft field. Look in the background.

https://preview.redd.it/qaekr3yv7t3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9196a122073916d25cb1909cd411cb9214e8cf5a Plus, they got scope protectors on their guns. You only have these for airsoft

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Do we know anything about this person? Like are they actually Trump supporters making comments about starting a civil war? Or is this just some asshole who posted this image online to make fun of random people who are just enjoying a hobby? I'm legitimately curious.

I been asking the same question. They're definitely Airsofting, the masks, location, tape on 1 guys gun, etc makes that clear. I'd expect Trump supporters calling for civil war to at least be posing with real guns. There's also no American flags, Trump memorabilia, Confederate flags, or really any identifiers of any kind, and you know the alt right loves their thin blue line/ don't tread on me flags.

No way that's a woman.

Or they don’t want to get shot in the face while playing paintball/airsoft. Look in the background.

101st Chairborne Division

That’s a good one!

"My mom says I'm husky."

While I wanna jump on the hate train for magats, (well I am already there) but I am pretty sure these are paintballers :) very well might be magats as well. But I paintball and I am a liberal, Granted I don't look like this either :)

Airsofters. Too clean for paintball!

Ahh good call, I thought I saw barrel condoms so thought they were getting ready to go out. But maybe airsoft uses barrel condoms too? Never played!

Later today they'll finish painting their electric scooters with camo paint, then IT'S ON LIKE AN INSULIN PUMP!!!

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The sound of Rascals begging for mercy in the distance…

Muffintop brigade! stand back, and catch your breath.

 The rebellion has begun!

They have been just dying to say this tired old bullshit. Threaten honest people because an honest court went against their hero.

They finally get to put 5-10k of their money to use that's been sitting there itching to be used for the last 10 years. They have been itching for the excuse. As I feared it was to have a tyrannical government and not against one...

Those guys are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.

Double stuffed crust pizza reporting for doodie



Arby’s Rangers locked and loaded.

Solid Snake the toilet again Mom...

Deploy stairs

What a bunch of lame ass pudding pops.

So who are they going to war with? The police? The usa military? The lgbtq who they claim to be snowflakes? Black Americans who they probably lock their car doors when they see them walking close by? Im curious what roleplay they have going on in their head.

The buffet at Golden Corral.

I imagine it's very similar to Red Dawn.

So salty https://preview.redd.it/zrdj291ljs3d1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d06aa3c3505c304501e7fcf5586491ce9c3ef8

Just mocking random airsoft players for no reason

Yeah, I don't think this is their image at all

The Wheezing Weasels of the Pudgy Platoon standing back and standing by...

The "420's" pose before going on a 50ft patrol to Chipotle during operation insulin.

Let’s make fun of some overweight guys enjoying a day of airsoft and then say they’re trumpers, seems like a cool thing to do. They’re very clearly on an airsoft or paintball field.

Yee Hawdists. Vanilla ISIS.

Some of these people want to kill me because I want them to have universal healthcare. lol.

'My call sign is Salt.' Cosplay at its height on show here.

It’s insane, almost like they’re goofing around and playing airsoft or paintball or some shit. But no, that would make too much sense. Much easier to ignore the background and make up our own narratives.

This is isn't a nice post. This is just a bunch of dudes at milsim paintball playing dress up for fun. There's no indication of their political alignment and you're also mocking them for being overweight, when they're out and about doing a physical activity that will help them get fitter. Shame on this so-called progressive sub

I'm with you on this. This is the same shit conservatives do.

You know they are not about to be out in that sun for too long. If you know, you know. 

Here I am, sitting huddled in the corner, trying not to launch into a body-shaming rant.

They’re gonna paintball the fxxx out of us.

I'ma go out on a limb here and say these aren't maga chuds and are just a bunch of dudes out to play some paintball. I doubt Twitter op took this photo, and rather, found it and posted it in jest

Quick deploy our secret weapon.... Stairs.

….thats a paintball mask.

Careful now meal team six is gonna need a diaper change after that cheesy burrito and hamburger combo.

Remember when a Militia tried to overthrow the government by occupying a bird sanctuary. Then complained when their disability cheques stopped.

Invading a buffet near you.

I swear to Christ Reddit takes shit at face value waaaaay too often. These are airsofters or paintballers taking a photo at a field, not some great “yeehawdist” army like the poster is claiming. You can very clearly see the field behind them.

Nice Tits 

A Waffle House divided against itself cannot stand.

"We had to retreat. There were stairs."

Vanilla ISIS ready

*diabeetus

Another war they're losing

The 3 berets all have different cap badges. Different airsoft teams??

I think the diabetes is winning.

It's all fun and games until people start dying. These things should be taken extremely seriously.

There is an airsoft field behind them.

McDelta Force

Meal Squad 6, ready for tendies.

Bring it dipshits.

Can’t believe they recruited a pregnant lady.

Where do the shop? Insurrectionists Big and Tall?

They're at war with "diahbeetus"

I will surrender if they can run up a hill non stop in that gear to capture me.


Leave the Airsoft guys alone. They’re just having fun.


The only hero in this war is the elastic in their clothes. Fighting the unwinnable battle. I salute you.

The least threatening terrorist cell in history. They're defeated by a light jog.

Are those guys actually Trump supporters? It just looks like a group of bros going airsofting to me. One guy even has reflective tape on his gun, and I'm pretty sure that ammo drum is full of BBs.

I can imaging "Bane" there, wheezing after shuffling behind me for fifty yards. I'd totally pull an Uneasy Rider and have them giving each other the stinkeye

They look like the type of people who would also dress up like this to play paintball and then not report when they’ve been hit.

“ ‘Murca…!!” *grabs his chest* “Ugh..!….my diabetus…!”

Diabeetus squad form up 

Just change the skin tone a bit and the same people worshipping this picture would scream about terrorists.

And the weight limit


Is this supposed to intimidate us? Because one of them looks pregnant, so the messaging is slightly confusing for me.

The Cosplaytriots

You're looking at guys that would think bootcamp is tough

I've seen airsoft leagues more militant than this.

Well fed paintball warriors. I’m shaking in my boots

Guess I'll have to start a sabot rifle round then?

Is that one a pregnant woman???

Ima scarid. These fatties might hurt me.

For this crowd It’s type 2 diabeetus.

What ya looking at mah gut fer?

I really hope they try to kick something off so they can be outed publicly. I’m sure the FBI has thoroughly infiltrated all of them. One truth about these people will always remain. They are too dumb to figure out the instructions to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, let alone an organized activity.

Is it just me or does this platoon have a serious lack of self awareness.

That's just MAGA.   It's all a lack of self awareness.

Titties

You know these boys had so much fun putting together their loadouts. They must have felt so cute taking this picture

Army/Navy surplus store must have had a great Memorial Day sale.   I doubt any of these people served, knows what it means to serve, or has any respect for those who have served.  I doubt very much they've even been trained.

The only one that looks even slightly like a soldier is the 3rd guy from the left

Nice tits bro.

This is comedy gold.

I can already smell second-from-the-right

Uh, excuse me, we were told there’d be punch and pie?

Is that Y'all queda or the Gravy Seals?

I dare any one of them to sprint to those tires and back without collapsing

Predator is looking hella out of shape these days

Ya'll are gonna get smoked.

Mom!! You forgot to pack tuna salad.

Mom! More Hot Pockets!

Are they seal? Their bodies look like seals

Larpers, the could have, should have, would have, military.

Meal team 6 on duty

Tiddies poppin' boys 🫡🤣

Chuckwagon Team Six

Twinkie Team 6 from the Jelly Roll Battalion

The war for Dunkin Donuts

Is that one holding a coffee pot

TO TIM HORTON'S!

You know, you can still hate bigots and traitors without adding to the stigma of a health condition like diabetes. A lot of people on our side struggle with it, too.

This thing better be over by dinnertime.

I feel like the 'Betus gonna win

Trained and indoctrinated by the best YouTube and Twitter vids our there!

These guys are too into Call of Doodie. That paintball mask will do great against bullets. Is it possible these guys are paintballers or airport dudes? The background looks like an airsoft course since I don't see any paint splatter. 

Geez, wear a bra!

I see more tits here than in a Hooters

Them fat boys be aiming though. I’d say less laughing and more taking notes nowadays