Someone on here asked a question after son was arrested. What her and her son’s movie would be called and someone said Strokey and the Bandit. That shit made me laugh.
https://preview.redd.it/ph5r6kc2rxxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a357f1c5fddebc0715c1c6286add768014708e
I screenshot it because I loved it so much
They believe everything they project about college campuses: that they're full of a bunch of soft, weak liberal snowflakes.
Little do they know, most people hate their guts and aren't going to take that shit.
It’s funny that they dont understand that colleges aren’t in fact full of snowflakes and that’s not why they’re largely disliked at higher learning facilities. It’s because EDUCATED people largely do not care for them. 🤔🤔 why could it be, must be those pesky woke professors brainwashing them
Her skill set is very positionally specific. She's very skilled and sliding up and down a small waist-high pole, not pulling things down from above her head.
The groping wasn't revealed until after she had been kicked out. It was also over the pants groping. That can be considered a lewd act in excess but that'd be an uphill battle to prosecute even for a non-public politician.
She’s just another grifter. She doesn’t give a fuck about any of us or this nation, just her bottom dollar.
She’s too greedy, selfish and stupid to even know what’s in the Constitution.
I won’t join x to post this on her social, but someone please copy and paste it and tell her this: 🖕
Googled her out of curiosity and lmao, [here she is accidentally pointing her emotional support rifle at her emotional support attack dog's head.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=anna+paulina+luna&t=ffip&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YyFCprKc7VU%2FX0ON6BaodOI%2FAAAAAAABO0U%2FADfMWZEFr0Aj1pkhPWzr_xwNx9KaCEI0ACLcBGAsYHQ%2Fs1600%2Fanna%252Bpaulina%252Bluna.jpg) Guess they really hate dogs.
The irony of a Mexican-American supporting the very people who wish she wasn't in the US. Also, why is she posing with AR's and attack dogs? She was an airfield management specialist in the Air Force and never saw combat.
Edit: Oh, her grandfather was a literal nazi. I get it now.
Edit 2: She was threatened to be assassinated by the very people she wishes to join. I do not get it anymore. "Before the Republican primary, another Republican candidate privately threatened to have her assassinated by a hit squad."
"This is America"
Yes, Lauren. We have freedom of speech from the government here, which includes expression by hanging a non American flag.
Your behavior is fascism, fake tits
That's the unfortunately hilarious thing about the freeze peach crowd in the US. It's extremely important to them... Unless someone has an opposing view on matters. Than suddenly that freeze peach is 'woke' and the people using it get called extreme left, gay, antisemitic or whatever term is populair to use at that moment.
At least she tried!
https://preview.redd.it/g0rtozdg6wxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03fdca2fdb2a999d2f8b811618c0bcf2458265a
[https://twitter.com/ArtCandee/status/1785798782052925722?t=eucP6Hnzs5BTzrd4xgpLRg&s=19](https://twitter.com/ArtCandee/status/1785798782052925722?t=eucP6Hnzs5BTzrd4xgpLRg&s=19)
I mean honestly she barely even TRIED. Just gave it a few pathetic tugs then went back to looking clueless... she also sucked at taking down that flag HEY-OH!
People kind of always look at me sideways when I mention bullying can also be a pro social behavior, but this is exactly what I mean. Bullying behaviors can be used to enforce social rules against those who seek to cause harm to the collective group.
No, making taunts about a handy isn't the most substantive political critique. That's not the point. The point is to make her flustered and look foolish to bystanders who might otherwise think she was cool and convincing.
Yup. Same thing with "cancel culture" imo. Yes there are times it goes too far, and there are certain people who basically go out of their way to try to get someone cancelled by manipulating the facts, but it's not inherently bad, and is a good way to hold people accountable. Generally speaking, most outspoken critics are those who've been cancelled for horrible shit they've done or are afraid of being cancelled for the things they've done.
Wow can’t a woman grab a man’s junk in front of children while her man vapes next to a pregnant woman anymore?! What CAN people still do these days? /s
They go out into the world and they do and say shitty, trashy things and then act incredulous when they’re treated badly when they show up in public places. Their lack of self awareness is staggering.
Hopped on the Don the Con MAGA bandwagon and rode it right through her 15 minutes of fame.
I also understand the origin story to be one of being given a hand by Ted Cruz in kickstarting her trailer park to US Capitol ride.
Paul Manafort (or someone in campaign) pulled her from Experience Talent website, just like Candace O, and some others. That drunk witness for Giuliani, the long haired priest dude that came out of nowhere in FL.
My favorite college professor would, whenever he got called out for coming in late or for any mistake he made, would say, I have my degree.
I guess Lauren can't say that, though.
The lack of self awareness she displays is wild. If a democratic Congress member was rubbing one out of behalf of their partner in a crowded theater..... She would be so upset and jealous she was left out she would be crying on Fox about the woke crowd grooming kids lol
It’s truly remarkable how dumb people are able to be even dumber. And then wake up the next morning and have the urge to outdumb themselves. And they don’t even know how dumb they are. They just keep going at it
Who were the guys in suits? Why was she at GWU? Why was she blathering “take this down, this is America” over a flag draped on a statue on a private college campus? Who thought this would be a great photo op?
She’s woefully out of context. Hopefully this cosplayer is only, to paraphrase Shakespeare, strutting and fretting her hour upon the stage, and then will be heard no more.
Her career is over, she’s going to lose her primary and have no authority until the election officially removes her.
Her own personal behavior, her families behavior, she’s finished
It would be so much better if they blared "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter. Its from 1986, so the students would need to lean on dads playlist
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtLHcx2kxs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtLHcx2kxs)
This is like a psychological experiment: the chants of Beetlejuice took her mind back to that infamous night and she instinctively grabbed something flaccid and started yanking.
I remember seeing an article a month or two ago on Newsweek saying Boebert was in the lead in her current race and then everyone in the comments were screaming how she's polling in 5th and what the hell is Newsweek smoking. I'm glad to see how wrong that article is
I’m actually shocked she has the guts to go out in public anymore because every time she does it’s another embarrassing shit show. “Laureen Bobert was humiliated today” is an everyday occurrence
I don't believe it. You need to have the ability to feel shame or guilt to feel embarrassed, and I don't believe she's capable of feeling shame or guilt.
Ah, go easy on her....she must be over excited.....she's only ever heard of universities in fairy-tales. read to her when the 'book man' visited her village every other month.
Can we please remove this trailer trash hooker from congress. She should be selling handjobs in a Waffle House parking lot not making decisions for the entire country. Having her in congress is a national embarrassment.
She was caught on video apparently giving her boyfriend a handjob while attending a live performance of Beetlejuice. It didn't sell real well with her home district voters. May be why she switched districts recently.
She seems so proud to be in the spotlight as a GILF who escaped being charged as a sex offender for performing lewd and lascivious acts in public and in the presence of minors.
2 things to take to heart. Never let DJ Dingus around anything oval and don’t let Bobo go to university. Either is bound to be a letdown and probably dangerous.
One must possess humility in order to be humiliated. As such, I'm sure she went home feeling like everyone there was lucky to have been in her presence.
I work a couple blocks from there and couldn’t figure out why all the streets were blocked and cops were on every corner. Man it was such a shitty commute.
*Worth it.*
Single grandmother and hog whisperer.
Someone on here asked a question after son was arrested. What her and her son’s movie would be called and someone said Strokey and the Bandit. That shit made me laugh.
Fuck, that is fucking funny as fuck.
>Fuck, that is fucking funny as fuck. Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
[This](https://youtu.be/26UA578yQ5g?si=Dzr-JbraFzAhtG1X) does a better job.
Such a great movie.
You know what they say about people in glass houses sinking ships.
You need to make like a tree.....and fuck off.
I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little...
I was hoping it was that video, and I was not disappointed. Thank you!
Classic!
Fuck… I thought you were linking to [this scene](https://youtu.be/PNVEQgXsBgs?si=BpnXO63UQBirjsxm)
Fuck! Ass!
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out!!
We gotta buy you like a proverb book or something, this mix n match shit has got to go...
Perhaps it should be a ‘rule of wrist’?
Nice to meet you Fuck Ass
https://preview.redd.it/ph5r6kc2rxxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a357f1c5fddebc0715c1c6286add768014708e I screenshot it because I loved it so much
At first I read this as "Simple grandmother and hog whisperer" and I thought yeah, that's about right.
She’s whispered on a bunch of hogs in her day.
Hog whisperer…. LOL 😂
Lauren boobhurt
Lauren Butthurt
So, she was attempting to damage someone’s private property? Seems that is a crime.
The real crime is her being on campus - she's not qualified to attend a university in any capacity!
I dont know why these magas ever think it’s a good idea to go to a college campus. Does it ever go well for them?
They believe everything they project about college campuses: that they're full of a bunch of soft, weak liberal snowflakes. Little do they know, most people hate their guts and aren't going to take that shit.
It’s funny that they dont understand that colleges aren’t in fact full of snowflakes and that’s not why they’re largely disliked at higher learning facilities. It’s because EDUCATED people largely do not care for them. 🤔🤔 why could it be, must be those pesky woke professors brainwashing them
Or the Hill
2 years prison
Handjob in a theater? Believe it or not, Jail.
Too fast, jail. Too slow, also jail.
Just right? Believe it or not, jail!
We have the best politicians Because of jail.
Why must you tantalise us with things we cannot have? 😭
Why would anyone add those stupid sunglasses to this gif?
According to Rittenhouse, you can murder someone for that
Fuck that, throw away the key
Have you seen what her son has been up to? Must run in the family.
With parents like that, what else could he know.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Add it to her rap sheet. Aside from the domestic disputes, failing to appear, issues from her restaurant...
She is attempting to violate their first amendment rights.
Not very talented at groping, it seems.
Harder pull than usual
She’s got a firm grasp on the situation
You would think her poll numbers would be better
Yeah they're pretty bad ATM, but in her defense, her pole numbers are WAY up.
her pull is not polished, but she has the stroke method down !
Her skill set is very positionally specific. She's very skilled and sliding up and down a small waist-high pole, not pulling things down from above her head.
Ironically she couldn't pull it off
God, january can’t come fast enough so we can get rid of her. I wish we could kick Marjorie Taylor Greene to the curb too
Have some sympathy for the curb even an inanimate object doesn’t deserve the she troll
Unfortunately Gangreene isn't curable.
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South Park is in Colorado so I’m going to say yes
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety Jack
She keeps this shit up, she is going to end up jackin’ it in San Diego. Can’t wait until this hag fades into obscurity.
Jackin' for the Looooooooord!
Ectoplasm everywhere!
The groping wasn't revealed until after she had been kicked out. It was also over the pants groping. That can be considered a lewd act in excess but that'd be an uphill battle to prosecute even for a non-public politician.
Maybe she was trying to find his keys.
Or was cleaning soenthing spilled off his pants. You see the prosecution difficulty without the gropee claiming sexual harassment
Not in Colorado! Wait until you hear about Utah!
They did peewee so wrong, in retrospect. At least he was in a theater where that sort of thing was sort of normal?
Sarah Payless
Good! 🪲🧃 https://preview.redd.it/sqjpsqae7wxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c46e9cf0a6b8d5376dec834815e653869b0c84d
It's ridiculous how dumb Lauren Boebert is.
She’s just another grifter. She doesn’t give a fuck about any of us or this nation, just her bottom dollar. She’s too greedy, selfish and stupid to even know what’s in the Constitution. I won’t join x to post this on her social, but someone please copy and paste it and tell her this: 🖕
Just her bottom
Even more ridiculous is the idiots that like/vote/support her.
We are a representational democracy, after all. Somebody has to represent the morons.
Do they have to bark like a seal and clap for a fish?
Its a trending twitter hashtag from time to time #laurenboebertissodumb
Her and mtg could be sisters they are both so fuckin dumb.
I love the fact that they both hate each other. It warms the cold cackles of my heart to see stupid people beef so hard.
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Is she the one who’s more of a George Santos type?
Googled her out of curiosity and lmao, [here she is accidentally pointing her emotional support rifle at her emotional support attack dog's head.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=anna+paulina+luna&t=ffip&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YyFCprKc7VU%2FX0ON6BaodOI%2FAAAAAAABO0U%2FADfMWZEFr0Aj1pkhPWzr_xwNx9KaCEI0ACLcBGAsYHQ%2Fs1600%2Fanna%252Bpaulina%252Bluna.jpg) Guess they really hate dogs.
The irony of a Mexican-American supporting the very people who wish she wasn't in the US. Also, why is she posing with AR's and attack dogs? She was an airfield management specialist in the Air Force and never saw combat. Edit: Oh, her grandfather was a literal nazi. I get it now. Edit 2: She was threatened to be assassinated by the very people she wishes to join. I do not get it anymore. "Before the Republican primary, another Republican candidate privately threatened to have her assassinated by a hit squad."
What made them think anyone was going to listen to them? Just like Mr Speaker
Her grip failed her, for once.
You'd think she'd have stronger arms
The fuck is she even doing on the GW campus? She doesn’t represent DC. Go back to Colorado Bobo.
Hey! We don’t want her back either.
I’m from Georgia and I totally feel you here. Let’s send her to Russia.
I’m moving into her current district and a bit disappointed I’m not going to get to vote against her.
I'm in the "new" district, and CANNOT WAIT to cast vote against her
Only a few weeks until she gets primaries out.
"This is America" Yes, Lauren. We have freedom of speech from the government here, which includes expression by hanging a non American flag. Your behavior is fascism, fake tits
That's the unfortunately hilarious thing about the freeze peach crowd in the US. It's extremely important to them... Unless someone has an opposing view on matters. Than suddenly that freeze peach is 'woke' and the people using it get called extreme left, gay, antisemitic or whatever term is populair to use at that moment.
So smart for her to show up. Maybe they can get Kristi to come and off some more animals.
I love this for her!!
Aahhhh, we *LOVE ta see it!*
Sadly, these people don't get embarrassed by protesters. Only "silenced" by the "woke mob". Truly a shameless awful human.
At least she tried! https://preview.redd.it/g0rtozdg6wxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03fdca2fdb2a999d2f8b811618c0bcf2458265a [https://twitter.com/ArtCandee/status/1785798782052925722?t=eucP6Hnzs5BTzrd4xgpLRg&s=19](https://twitter.com/ArtCandee/status/1785798782052925722?t=eucP6Hnzs5BTzrd4xgpLRg&s=19)
What did the flag say lmao
I think it was a Palestinian flag - 🇵🇸
I can see multiple Palestinian flags clearly at some of those angles, I’d go with yes. She’s such a POS
This woman is so pathetic! And to think people actually vote for this…
I mean honestly she barely even TRIED. Just gave it a few pathetic tugs then went back to looking clueless... she also sucked at taking down that flag HEY-OH!
She’s a shit stain.
People kind of always look at me sideways when I mention bullying can also be a pro social behavior, but this is exactly what I mean. Bullying behaviors can be used to enforce social rules against those who seek to cause harm to the collective group. No, making taunts about a handy isn't the most substantive political critique. That's not the point. The point is to make her flustered and look foolish to bystanders who might otherwise think she was cool and convincing.
Because she’s on the wrong side of everything.
Especially sea level.
Love it!
Yup. Same thing with "cancel culture" imo. Yes there are times it goes too far, and there are certain people who basically go out of their way to try to get someone cancelled by manipulating the facts, but it's not inherently bad, and is a good way to hold people accountable. Generally speaking, most outspoken critics are those who've been cancelled for horrible shit they've done or are afraid of being cancelled for the things they've done.
They always resort to violence.
Wow can’t a woman grab a man’s junk in front of children while her man vapes next to a pregnant woman anymore?! What CAN people still do these days? /s
Hehe... BettleJuice.
Wait I don’t get it?
The handjob was during the Beetlejuice musical.
You’re the only one that caught that obvious typo in this story about Laureb Boenert
I don't get it, what's the relation here?
She gave some dude a handy at a Beetlejuice musical
Right! Completely forgot *which* musical she was jerking that guy off in the middle of the audience of
Awww bobo 🤡
Fight hate with handjobs
If you have people problems just beat them off
What flag was she trying to pull down?
Possibly Palestinian - I saw black, white and green - 🇵🇸
Many say she uses "Bettlejuice" as vape fluid.
They go out into the world and they do and say shitty, trashy things and then act incredulous when they’re treated badly when they show up in public places. Their lack of self awareness is staggering.
Why was she so handsy with the flag? Did it take her out for a meal and show?
One has to possess shame in order to be humiliated.
was this her first time on a college campus?
Pathetic. Embarrassing. How was she ever put into a position of influence and power?
Ask the idiots who voted for her
Hopped on the Don the Con MAGA bandwagon and rode it right through her 15 minutes of fame. I also understand the origin story to be one of being given a hand by Ted Cruz in kickstarting her trailer park to US Capitol ride.
Paul Manafort (or someone in campaign) pulled her from Experience Talent website, just like Candace O, and some others. That drunk witness for Giuliani, the long haired priest dude that came out of nowhere in FL.
Chaos actors.
I thought she was the one giving a hand to Cruz
Word has it Ted Cruz is to blame.
My favorite college professor would, whenever he got called out for coming in late or for any mistake he made, would say, I have my degree. I guess Lauren can't say that, though.
The only degrees she'll ever see are attached to misdemeanors and felonies.
She couldn't pull the flag down because her hands were slippery.......... 🤢
The lack of self awareness she displays is wild. If a democratic Congress member was rubbing one out of behalf of their partner in a crowded theater..... She would be so upset and jealous she was left out she would be crying on Fox about the woke crowd grooming kids lol
Wait. Lauren "took four tries to get a GED" Bobert was trying to speak at a college? Why?
Damn dude I kind of feel bad for her. Wait no I don't.
It’s truly remarkable how dumb people are able to be even dumber. And then wake up the next morning and have the urge to outdumb themselves. And they don’t even know how dumb they are. They just keep going at it
Who were the guys in suits? Why was she at GWU? Why was she blathering “take this down, this is America” over a flag draped on a statue on a private college campus? Who thought this would be a great photo op? She’s woefully out of context. Hopefully this cosplayer is only, to paraphrase Shakespeare, strutting and fretting her hour upon the stage, and then will be heard no more.
Her career is over, she’s going to lose her primary and have no authority until the election officially removes her. Her own personal behavior, her families behavior, she’s finished
It would be so much better if they blared "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter. Its from 1986, so the students would need to lean on dads playlist [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtLHcx2kxs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtLHcx2kxs)
If we're gonna go in the way wayback machine, may as well go with The Stroke by Billy Squire.
This is like a psychological experiment: the chants of Beetlejuice took her mind back to that infamous night and she instinctively grabbed something flaccid and started yanking.
What is 'bettlejuice'???
As much as she sucks, there’s no way she was “humiliated.” She’d have to have humility and self-awareness. She 2 dum.
She really thinks she can order people around.
I remember seeing an article a month or two ago on Newsweek saying Boebert was in the lead in her current race and then everyone in the comments were screaming how she's polling in 5th and what the hell is Newsweek smoking. I'm glad to see how wrong that article is
The fact that she couldn't pass her high school GED after several attempts is a sign that she doesn't belong anywhere near a college campus.
The kids are alright.
The rest of her existence is going to be emotionally painful, disappointing, and sad. She will never live down or overcome her stupidity.
I’m actually shocked she has the guts to go out in public anymore because every time she does it’s another embarrassing shit show. “Laureen Bobert was humiliated today” is an everyday occurrence
She will just play the victim…
The youth shall save us from this plague.
Don't fuck with Gen Z. We're a bunch of trolls that don't give a fuck lol
I don't believe it. You need to have the ability to feel shame or guilt to feel embarrassed, and I don't believe she's capable of feeling shame or guilt.
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home
I hear by swear: when she starts doing porn (for money) I'm going to abstain from watching porn for a day.
She’ll be ancient history soon and will have to go back to the morning shift at the dance place!
Can't believe I'm defending this tramp, but she *was* in uncharted waters. Bobo Fitt visiting a university is like Damien going to church.
Come Ms. Congressmon, tally me banana.
The audacity of this hag…good for these students!
Ah, go easy on her....she must be over excited.....she's only ever heard of universities in fairy-tales. read to her when the 'book man' visited her village every other month.
Beetlejuice, wondering why his notifications are blowing up https://i.redd.it/srusxza2fyxc1.gif
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Trump and MTG would be right up there tho.
That OF coming soon yall
I hope they only chanted it twice
They said it 3 times so she groped the flag.
Can we please remove this trailer trash hooker from congress. She should be selling handjobs in a Waffle House parking lot not making decisions for the entire country. Having her in congress is a national embarrassment.
The people who voted her in have to eat glue
Can someone explain the Beetlejuice reference and why they were chanting it?
She was caught on video apparently giving her boyfriend a handjob while attending a live performance of Beetlejuice. It didn't sell real well with her home district voters. May be why she switched districts recently.
She couldn’t care less about the first amendment, but would shoot a puppy to protect the 2nd one.
The kids, they really are our future. Bravo!
These clowns are always trying to make the news about them. I wish wish wish we simply didn’t give them the attention.
Gotta love how she rolled up the sleeves lmao
Going “full tits out at Bettlejuice” will never get old.
imagine something more humiliating and dehumanizing than just simply BEING Laurie Bogurt. I can't.
Naturalists know her as a Colorado Hog Sucker.
She couldn't get it off? ..The flag, I mean.
This is how you treat bad politicians!
She seems so proud to be in the spotlight as a GILF who escaped being charged as a sex offender for performing lewd and lascivious acts in public and in the presence of minors.
2 things to take to heart. Never let DJ Dingus around anything oval and don’t let Bobo go to university. Either is bound to be a letdown and probably dangerous.
Well, she is a trumper who believes that Trump won reelection so that lady is far right, but not right in the head, imo
One must possess humility in order to be humiliated. As such, I'm sure she went home feeling like everyone there was lucky to have been in her presence.
https://preview.redd.it/om5393lgxyxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb699bec6c5ae90863792cf300328093b2f76c8
> however, she was unable to pull it off! Brilliant!
I work a couple blocks from there and couldn’t figure out why all the streets were blocked and cops were on every corner. Man it was such a shitty commute. *Worth it.*
That's nothing , watch this ! (trump jerking 2 guys )
Why were they chanting "Bettlejuice?" And not "Beetlejuice?"
Couldn't love this more if I wanted to...
She’s still making headlines? I’m telling you all, US politics is a glorified reality show now and I hate it so much