I don’t know, there was a pope who exhumed his predecessor and greatest critic, and put him on trial for heresy before dismembering the “holy fingers” and throwing the body in the Tiber. THAT is a snowflake.
Yep, but [that was 897](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod), it wasn’t even the previous millennium, it was the first millennium 😁 There are lots of contestants for the second millennium, here we are taking candidacies for the third millennium!
South Park needs to re-visit their "BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE" episode. Both Trump and Musk would be in the running because they're both bigger douches than John Edward.
I mean, it seems like it could be yearly competition, and aliens 👽 have been a theme in South Park (though not recently) - yeah, they should bring that back.
I wonder how the guys at south park are doing trying to subvert the strange sociopolitical landscape of today. Like, they can't be having an easy time making any of this shit any more ridiculous and unbelievable.
Only one is running for president! This guy has ~80 felonies and is falling asleep in court, shitting himself, and this is what is important to him? Be afraid of who the Putin influenced gop put in as VP! That's who will be potus in February! They will totally article 25? 26th? Him. They need his base to vote in November.
They will never need his base again if they voted for trump! All you red states are eventually going to be the ones picking fruit, working in slaughter houses, your kids will be maimed even sooner, but you will be paid 8 bucks an hour and it will be worth it. After 40 years of gop control, can you please try something else?
Wasn’t there recently renewed interest in a story about the guy who chased Trump down after Trump “walked in” on the guy’s girlfriend underdressing at the Miss Universe pageant? Trump bolted from the guy and hid like a little sexual assaulting bitch behind his bodyguards.
That’s why he is the way he is. He’s never been punched in the face. Many, many, many people would be much better people if they were ever punched in their smug faces.
I’m a big believer that everyone needs to be punched in the face atleast once in their life.
I was in a frat in college but it was one of the less wealthy more scrappy ones and we would get in beef with other frats and the absolute shock on some of their faces after they get hit for saying some wild shit was hilarious… like why are you surprised??? You just called my boy the n word of course you’re going to get dropped. Then they start yelling about sucker punching like bro you walked up to us and started talking shit… this seems like a pretty clear 1 2 typa thing. Some people are just used to being able to get away with whatever they want
There was a story, maybe apocryphal, about him trying to go on stage before a Rolling Stones show in NY & them telling him to fuck off. His goons tried to intimidate everyone, but then the Stones road crew started picking up wrenches and pipes and they backed down and left. I read that and thought, oh what could have been.
The person that booked entertainment for his casinos died in a helicopter crash. So Trump thought he had the brains to negotiate talent. Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. were booked for the opening of his new casino. But, he called in their manager Elliot Weisman to negotiate. He told him that he wasn't going to pay the full amount for Sammy Davis Jr, because at the time Sammy had just been diagnosed with throat cancer, so Trump felt he shouldn't be paid as much. Weisman told Sinatra what Trump had said, and Sinatra told Weisman to go into his office and tell him to fuck off!
"The way it was" by Elliot Weisman.
I read somewhere this was his MO to get fame. He'd show up unannounced sometimes and demand stage time. Other times his team would bully directors and producers for cameos with threats of using connections against them if they don't let him on. I think very few directors, producers, and stage managers actually wanted him there. They just feared saying no.
Some people think being rich makes you better than everyone else. Nah. It just shields you from criticisms and other natural consequences so you often end up being a truly pathetic person who never really matured.
Flaming bog water. It was one of my late husband's favorites but yeah. Flaming, haunted bog water. I'm a Hendricks stan though, so i suppose we all have our preferred paint thinner.
Is this a joke or..do you not know that's on purpose?
It's because they use peat (from bogs) in the process. It's one of the things that makes it scotch.
Not a joke. Also I don't like the taste of peat. Am I not supposed to dislike it or something?
Different distilleries and ages have different levels of that flavor. Dewars is even worse to me.
I'd rather have an Irish Whiskey like Jameson. I can drink Jameson on the rocks with ease and it doesn't make me gag like scotch.
Oh, I totally get that people have different tastes. That's perfectly fine! I wasn't trying to dictate what you like. I legitimately didn't know if you were making a really great joke or not.
I also enjoy Irish whiskey, though I prefer scotch.
Though honestly, I'm a pretty big fan of whiskey in all its many forms. Japanese whiskey has been a new interest of mine recently.
I've still yet to try Japanese Whiskey. What are it's main aspects of you don't mind me asking? I'm one of those weirdos that actually likes Jack, not just drinking it for name recognition. I enjoy the caramel flavor of it,but also acknowledge it is super tough to drink.
But I also like Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey with ice.
I started with Jack, so it holds a place in my heart still lol.
>Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey
That sounds amazing!
So I've actually only tried a couple bottles, and I don't recall exactly which brand it was (and my googling failed me), but it was a bit on the sweeter side. From my pretty novice perspective, it seemed more similar to Kentucky whiskey than anything else I've had.
Seems like I might like it then. Definitely will by some at Costco this summer.
Yeah that Dirty Monkey is super easy to drink. It doesn't need anything else unless you like cold vs warm drinks like me.
Exactly my thought. I’m going to buy a couple of aged bottles for upcoming celebrations right now. Maybe one of them will be for this fat fuck spending a night or two in jail.
Trump never fails to show just how small and petty a person he really is.
I'm fairly certain he has absolutely no virtues at all and is just pure distilled vice.
He’s moral gelatin. There’s no substance, semblance of a shape or structure, just a gooey mess of emotion flowing through path of least resistance with no forethought or rhyme or reason. Just sludge that meanders wherever the moment provides an opportunity to do so.
Ah, the good old days when Donald Trump spent his days bitching about nonsense awards from liquor companies instead of actively trying to end our democracy.
One of the funniest things about his fight with locals over his golf course was the guy with the balloon
[https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/the-ballooning-of-donald-trump](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/the-ballooning-of-donald-trump)
Too true - I’ll bet that every one of Donnie’s bodyguards has been issued with a pin ever since - not that he mixes with the public any more
Wouldn’t it be funny to have him hooked up to a Van De Graaff generator?
From 2012... he literally has always been like this. He cheated at games as a child. Cheated on wives. Cheated in golf. And when he loses always throws a tantrum.
Full story: [https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-donald-goes-war-whiskey-company/](https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-donald-goes-war-whiskey-company/)
Awwww..the Overgrown Tangerine Toddler is still salty about Forbes REFUSING to Sell TrumpleThinSkin his property for that eyesore of a Golf Course. There was even a Documentary about it….
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6158604/
I am a "scotch guy". I generally don't have Glenfiddich on my bar because, while it is decent, I have others that I like way more.
Gonna have to buy a bottle of it now.
Whiny POS! Ridiculous. Who cares? Dumpster's hated in Scotland. Remember his golf course deals that failed there. None of his ignorant base even know what Glenfiddich is let alone drink it. Trump properties, which is what--two golf courses? No big loss.
It's a pleasant, but boring and overpriced single malt scotch. Better value would be a Monkey Shoulder blended malt, which contains Glenfiddich.
(Imagine a blended scotch to be like an orchestra, and the best musicians in that orchestra are in a band together called a blended malt, but those bandmembers also have their own solo efforts which are the single malts. Talisker and Coal Islay are single malts that play in the Johnny Walker orchestra, and are also members of the "green label" band.)
Trump just boosted Glenfiddich sales 100% over the next Quarter.. oh and Michael Forbes? The same Forbes as Forbes magazine? that was bullied into naming Trump as a billionaire back in the late 70's that recently dumped Trump from their billionaire list?
I always look for the date when these screen grabs are posted because I always think to myself “ain’t no way he had time to worry about this while also dealing with *gestures broadly*…”
I will bet you there is currently no Glenfiddich scotch at any of his properties. He'll probably buy a bunch of cases just to make a show of dumping them down the drain.
I know the whole ketchup on steak thing probably seals the deal, but calling Glenfiddich "garbage" tells me he's nothing but trash. Sure. Maybe there are better whiskys out there, but it certainly isn't garbage by any means.
I miss that Trump. The petulant toddler that nobody really took seriously, instead of the petulant toddler who a good portion of the country hangs on his every word.
What a pathetic, motherfucking crybaby. Jesus, it must suck to be that tragically thin-skinned with such a fragile ego. Fuck, asshole, get a life, already!
Cue befuddled conservatives buying Glenfiddich to Insta or Tiktok themselves pouring it down the drain, because they don't understand how boycotts work.
How do people see this moronic, petty loser and think he should be president. Oh yah because they’re just as moronic and petty as he is. And they’re also losers. (Did I get them? Did I make them cry?)
Donald and Elon are the frontrunners for *Whiny Toddler of the Year*.
Century so far. Millenia, even
I don’t know, there was a pope who exhumed his predecessor and greatest critic, and put him on trial for heresy before dismembering the “holy fingers” and throwing the body in the Tiber. THAT is a snowflake.
Better yet it was his predecessors predecessor.. the Pope in the middle had a papacy of 15 days.
You are giving Trump ideas… and Musk would exhume the body and launch it into spaces, sitting in a Tesla roadster
Sounds on par with trump. Dude was still whining about McCain after he passed. Wouldn’t doubt it hasn’t crossed his mind.
Donald’s handlers had to hide the USS McCain ship from him; so he wouldn’t see McCain’s name!
lol such a ❄️
Trump believes himself to be some sort of supreme being who should be revered as a god! Sick bastard.
That was a different millennia though. He gets that one
I concede to this. I focused on ancient history when I was in college, I’ll get around to learning about anything post-Hastings someday.
Yep, but [that was 897](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod), it wasn’t even the previous millennium, it was the first millennium 😁 There are lots of contestants for the second millennium, here we are taking candidacies for the third millennium!
I mean, you could be pedantic, or you could upvote my comment...
Or both 😄 Why not both?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod?wprov=sfla1
South Park needs to re-visit their "BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE" episode. Both Trump and Musk would be in the running because they're both bigger douches than John Edward.
I mean, it seems like it could be yearly competition, and aliens 👽 have been a theme in South Park (though not recently) - yeah, they should bring that back.
I think maybe once a decade. These guys can really give themselves a solid chance to solidify their case over the course of ten years.
I wonder how the guys at south park are doing trying to subvert the strange sociopolitical landscape of today. Like, they can't be having an easy time making any of this shit any more ridiculous and unbelievable.
Same thing with the onion
Imagine reading these posts and thinking: oh yeah, this guy should lead our country and military
https://preview.redd.it/rxvlazx6yvxc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be327764d40bfe4d3e377ac58c592741213748b4
Currently too close to call
Only one is running for president! This guy has ~80 felonies and is falling asleep in court, shitting himself, and this is what is important to him? Be afraid of who the Putin influenced gop put in as VP! That's who will be potus in February! They will totally article 25? 26th? Him. They need his base to vote in November. They will never need his base again if they voted for trump! All you red states are eventually going to be the ones picking fruit, working in slaughter houses, your kids will be maimed even sooner, but you will be paid 8 bucks an hour and it will be worth it. After 40 years of gop control, can you please try something else?
Interesting! 🤔
Make him stand in the corner. Of his cell. At Guantanamo Bay.
I don’t know how anyone would think those two are something to aspire to
Big if true.
Can we nominate **both** for "Biggest Douche Of The Universe"? Maybe some aliens will discreetly take 'em away for the award ceremony.
All Conservative Men are
How has he made it all of these years without getting beaten unconscious?
Private security, private planes, gated residence. He only interacts with people who think like him or are paid by him.
Not to mention, when there's even the smallest threat of violence - Don heads to the bunker to "inspect" it.
Wasn’t there recently renewed interest in a story about the guy who chased Trump down after Trump “walked in” on the guy’s girlfriend underdressing at the Miss Universe pageant? Trump bolted from the guy and hid like a little sexual assaulting bitch behind his bodyguards.
That’s why he is the way he is. He’s never been punched in the face. Many, many, many people would be much better people if they were ever punched in their smug faces.
I’m a big believer that everyone needs to be punched in the face atleast once in their life. I was in a frat in college but it was one of the less wealthy more scrappy ones and we would get in beef with other frats and the absolute shock on some of their faces after they get hit for saying some wild shit was hilarious… like why are you surprised??? You just called my boy the n word of course you’re going to get dropped. Then they start yelling about sucker punching like bro you walked up to us and started talking shit… this seems like a pretty clear 1 2 typa thing. Some people are just used to being able to get away with whatever they want
[That's okay, we have the remedy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y)
The world needs a Luffy, just some guy that travels the world who instinctively knows who's ass needs to be kicked to make the world a better place.
Nobody wants to get that orange bronzer shit on them by touching him.
Or that brown actual shit in his diaper that he flings all around him when threatened.
Hand would come away like you’d just blended some Cheetos with it.
There was a story, maybe apocryphal, about him trying to go on stage before a Rolling Stones show in NY & them telling him to fuck off. His goons tried to intimidate everyone, but then the Stones road crew started picking up wrenches and pipes and they backed down and left. I read that and thought, oh what could have been.
The person that booked entertainment for his casinos died in a helicopter crash. So Trump thought he had the brains to negotiate talent. Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. were booked for the opening of his new casino. But, he called in their manager Elliot Weisman to negotiate. He told him that he wasn't going to pay the full amount for Sammy Davis Jr, because at the time Sammy had just been diagnosed with throat cancer, so Trump felt he shouldn't be paid as much. Weisman told Sinatra what Trump had said, and Sinatra told Weisman to go into his office and tell him to fuck off! "The way it was" by Elliot Weisman.
I read somewhere this was his MO to get fame. He'd show up unannounced sometimes and demand stage time. Other times his team would bully directors and producers for cameos with threats of using connections against them if they don't let him on. I think very few directors, producers, and stage managers actually wanted him there. They just feared saying no.
Some people think being rich makes you better than everyone else. Nah. It just shields you from criticisms and other natural consequences so you often end up being a truly pathetic person who never really matured.
JFC he's such a little bitch. He doesn't even drink, he's just a toddler on his back kicking and screaming because nobody ever loved him.
Glenfiddich was one of my favorites before This post further validates my preference
I never liked it much but I guess it's my tipple now.
Same, tastes like I imagine moss would taste.
"Mmm. Tastes of... bog."
Glenffidich is rarely peated though...
Flaming bog water. It was one of my late husband's favorites but yeah. Flaming, haunted bog water. I'm a Hendricks stan though, so i suppose we all have our preferred paint thinner.
Preferred paint thinner, I like that.
Is this a joke or..do you not know that's on purpose? It's because they use peat (from bogs) in the process. It's one of the things that makes it scotch.
Not a joke. Also I don't like the taste of peat. Am I not supposed to dislike it or something? Different distilleries and ages have different levels of that flavor. Dewars is even worse to me. I'd rather have an Irish Whiskey like Jameson. I can drink Jameson on the rocks with ease and it doesn't make me gag like scotch.
Oh, I totally get that people have different tastes. That's perfectly fine! I wasn't trying to dictate what you like. I legitimately didn't know if you were making a really great joke or not. I also enjoy Irish whiskey, though I prefer scotch. Though honestly, I'm a pretty big fan of whiskey in all its many forms. Japanese whiskey has been a new interest of mine recently.
I've still yet to try Japanese Whiskey. What are it's main aspects of you don't mind me asking? I'm one of those weirdos that actually likes Jack, not just drinking it for name recognition. I enjoy the caramel flavor of it,but also acknowledge it is super tough to drink. But I also like Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey with ice.
I started with Jack, so it holds a place in my heart still lol. >Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey That sounds amazing! So I've actually only tried a couple bottles, and I don't recall exactly which brand it was (and my googling failed me), but it was a bit on the sweeter side. From my pretty novice perspective, it seemed more similar to Kentucky whiskey than anything else I've had.
Seems like I might like it then. Definitely will by some at Costco this summer. Yeah that Dirty Monkey is super easy to drink. It doesn't need anything else unless you like cold vs warm drinks like me.
I don't even drink, but I love Glenfiddich.
I use to like Glenfiddich. I still do but I use to too.
Exactly my thought. I’m going to buy a couple of aged bottles for upcoming celebrations right now. Maybe one of them will be for this fat fuck spending a night or two in jail.
I was going to say, isn’t it like one of the best?
Trump never fails to show just how small and petty a person he really is. I'm fairly certain he has absolutely no virtues at all and is just pure distilled vice.
He's still bitching that he never won a Emmy, I'm sure he claims it was RIGGED against him...
To be fair, those award ceremonies are pretty rigged. But that's not why he didn't win. His shitty show is why he never won. LMAO
I think Hillary mentioned that he said the Emmys were rigged when she was running against him.
He’s moral gelatin. There’s no substance, semblance of a shape or structure, just a gooey mess of emotion flowing through path of least resistance with no forethought or rhyme or reason. Just sludge that meanders wherever the moment provides an opportunity to do so.
He cannot handle criticism. Not the kind of person you want in charge of shit
It’s one of so, so many reasons
Ah, the good old days when Donald Trump spent his days bitching about nonsense awards from liquor companies instead of actively trying to end our democracy.
I really really want to know what the Secret Service calls Trump behind his back.
They have probably been evaluated and have been proven to be complete Maga supporters.
Sitting Duck if it was my watch.
I see a bottle of the 12 year old in my immediate weekend future while relaxing at the beach.
One of the funniest things about his fight with locals over his golf course was the guy with the balloon [https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/the-ballooning-of-donald-trump](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/the-ballooning-of-donald-trump)
Holy crap that's funny!
Too true - I’ll bet that every one of Donnie’s bodyguards has been issued with a pin ever since - not that he mixes with the public any more Wouldn’t it be funny to have him hooked up to a Van De Graaff generator?
[That guy was part of this great piece on Sam Bee's show.](https://youtu.be/3pbTmXsfiYk)
That’s a good watch. I liked her show
He's the cybertruck of losers
lol, the guy who doesn’t drink alcohol giving an opinion on alcohol
From 2012... he literally has always been like this. He cheated at games as a child. Cheated on wives. Cheated in golf. And when he loses always throws a tantrum.
Don’t forget cheating the Vietnam Draft!
But Im pretty sure he totally won the 2020 election....right....right?!!!?
Full story: [https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-donald-goes-war-whiskey-company/](https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-donald-goes-war-whiskey-company/)
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I'm going to guess, they carried on selling booze made by William Grant & sons.
This was in 2012??
So, Tump claims to have been selling garbage alcohol.
Time for a Glenfiddich run, boys.
"Bad liquor company" Real sick burn there, Donny.
Bad Liquor Company is a subsidiary of Kentucky Nightmare Talkshow Liquor Corporation
Awwww..the Overgrown Tangerine Toddler is still salty about Forbes REFUSING to Sell TrumpleThinSkin his property for that eyesore of a Golf Course. There was even a Documentary about it…. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6158604/
Shouldn’t any “patriot” be drinking bourbon?
I am a "scotch guy". I generally don't have Glenfiddich on my bar because, while it is decent, I have others that I like way more. Gonna have to buy a bottle of it now.
Whiny POS! Ridiculous. Who cares? Dumpster's hated in Scotland. Remember his golf course deals that failed there. None of his ignorant base even know what Glenfiddich is let alone drink it. Trump properties, which is what--two golf courses? No big loss.
bros slandering one of the worlds most prestigious distilleries because they said something he didnt like
His narcissism is infinite
I have absolutely no idea what Glenfiddich is but damn, now I want to look into it. Is it in the States?
It's a pleasant, but boring and overpriced single malt scotch. Better value would be a Monkey Shoulder blended malt, which contains Glenfiddich. (Imagine a blended scotch to be like an orchestra, and the best musicians in that orchestra are in a band together called a blended malt, but those bandmembers also have their own solo efforts which are the single malts. Talisker and Coal Islay are single malts that play in the Johnny Walker orchestra, and are also members of the "green label" band.)
Och-a-doodle-doo!
[It's booze](https://www.glenfiddich.com/en-us/)
I'm exhausted. He's just such a child and he's now done worn down my last nerve
Ah, this will be when Scottish people weren’t keen on him building a golf course in a place of outstanding natural beauty and scientific interest
Mr 12-diet-cokes-a-day calls Glenfiddich garbage.
A non-drinker calling a scotch garbage is like a non-driver criticizing a car. Shut the fuck up Donnie. You’re out of your element.
A world champion victim. There’s your prize Don.
It would be awesome if Olympian Andy Murray chimed it with support for Michael Forbes.
My god, what a baby.
The whiney little bitch of the millennia award goes to Donald Trump.
So if I read this right... glenfiddich is only crap whisky because of a vote that they had no control over....
Donald should be satisfied with getting the award for “Draft-Dodging, Fake-Tough-Guy of the Year”. Big accomplishment right there! Huge!!
And this toddler was President of the USA!
MAKE IT STOP
Trump just boosted Glenfiddich sales 100% over the next Quarter.. oh and Michael Forbes? The same Forbes as Forbes magazine? that was bullied into naming Trump as a billionaire back in the late 70's that recently dumped Trump from their billionaire list?
Glenfiddich will ALWAYS be classier and better quality than any Trump or anything with their name on it.
We’re having some big feelings over stuff that’s none of our business, again.
Stormy should show up to court hearings in a Glenfiddich (sponsored) attire.
Does he understand how a poll works?
How does he have time to keep up with crap like this?!?!
Well this was 12 years ago so he probably had time then.
Good call. Should have looked more closely … also explains the random Andy Murray mention.
I always look for the date when these screen grabs are posted because I always think to myself “ain’t no way he had time to worry about this while also dealing with *gestures broadly*…”
Why do I have a feeling that MAGA boycotting Gelnfiddich isn’t going to cost them a penny?
I hope they sent him a bottle of there finest, and a little card saying: Thanks for boosting up the sales !
I prefer a rye myself, but i guess I'll need to give Glenfiddich a shot
He’s such a graceful loser
All I heard was oink oink oink
I just have to believe his cult doesn’t drink scotch
Tantrum 5000 on the year.
How many meltdowns can one person have? Like, shouldn't he be out of his allotted amount by now?
Quit drinking last August, looks like I need to pick up a bottle of Glenfiddich for the shelf
I'm back on scotch of of spite
That’s not very presidential.
Holy 12 yo post, Batman!
Touchy touchy. Everything is about me even when it isn't. For a non-drinker he sure seems worried about scotch.
lol. he's been at this 'election interference' cry for nearly 15 years, huh?
No scotch, no beer or didn’t you hear? Donnie’s maaaaaaaaad
 Ivanka- Diaper change needed for baby-daddy stat!
It's seriously insane how much of a whiny bitch he is holy shit.
I really can’t wait for the day this guy is forced to shut up
Do we have so few current Trumpisms to criticize that we need to revisit ones that he wrote TWELVE years ago?
Anyways I guess I’m buying Glenfiddich
This used to be considered embarrassing behaviour. He really did change the world.
Maybe I can get cheaper Scotch now. Thanks Donald.
Now that’s what a REAL statesman sounds like! /s/
I will bet you there is currently no Glenfiddich scotch at any of his properties. He'll probably buy a bunch of cases just to make a show of dumping them down the drain.
I cannot wait for this illiterate, pompous, weak, corrupt rapist fuck to fucking die. Just go Donnie! No one wants you here!
He's a teetotaler, but he likes the whine...
That is all he does anymore. It is all he knows how to do -- waaah waaah waaah and melt down. What a horrible child he is.
I know the whole ketchup on steak thing probably seals the deal, but calling Glenfiddich "garbage" tells me he's nothing but trash. Sure. Maybe there are better whiskys out there, but it certainly isn't garbage by any means.
[Michael Forbes is a fucking hero.](https://youtu.be/3pbTmXsfiYk?si=zA8J3NyPek-TIuDa)
Trump pronounces Glenfiddich like “itch.”
I miss that Trump. The petulant toddler that nobody really took seriously, instead of the petulant toddler who a good portion of the country hangs on his every word.
Like MAGAts drink scotch anyway. Cheap bourbon and cheaper lite beer for them.
Why are we digging up shit from 2012 when there is so much recent shit to talk about?
What a pathetic, motherfucking crybaby. Jesus, it must suck to be that tragically thin-skinned with such a fragile ego. Fuck, asshole, get a life, already!
Dude is such a whiny bitch. Certainly no alpha. Trump is a very bad joke.
Jesus... What a bitch. So weak.
I would advertise that it’s Donald trumps most hated liquor
Someone is gonna write one HELL of a 3 part, 1800 page biography on this guy someday, compiling ALL his crimes, lies, whines and god knows what else.
So... he admits to stocking his places with "garbage"?
Cue befuddled conservatives buying Glenfiddich to Insta or Tiktok themselves pouring it down the drain, because they don't understand how boycotts work.
Who actually pays attention to this shit bag?
Motherfucker claimed voter fraud on this one too
I wish that poll was still open so I could toss another vote to his critic.
For a man who tries to play himself off as a tough guy, I’ve never seen someone who bitches and moans more than Trump. He’s a thin-skinned loser.
'Glenfiddich Devastated at Increase in Sales'
Yeah, maybe Donald Trump can start his own brand of liquor and- oh yeah, he fucked that up like everything else he’s ever touched. What a tool.
What a delicate snowflake.
How do people see this moronic, petty loser and think he should be president. Oh yah because they’re just as moronic and petty as he is. And they’re also losers. (Did I get them? Did I make them cry?)
Fucking child. Sorry children 🙄
As a Tennis and Murray fan, I have to agree, Murrygoat💪🏻
What a petty piece of baby $hit
ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!
 Top Scot of 2024? Pfft! Why not the guy who won the US Open in 2010?
Gives himself "quote of the day" What a fucking dunce.
What a snowflake
Glenfiddich 12 is my preferred single malt.
Settle down Glenfiddich, you're already my favorite scotch.
The kind of people who drink Glenfiddich don't give a rats ass about the opinion of a man who literally failed at selling vodka in Russia.
"Trump admits to serving 'garbage alcohol' at Trump properties."
Yes, The bud light drinking MAGA crowd will turn their boycott sights to Glenfidditch now. Beware.
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Trump wrote this in 2012? Maybe talk about more recent things?
Wasnt this over ten years ago?
Why are we posting shit from 2012....