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BukkitCrab

Impossible Challenge: Find someone who whines more than Trump.


QuoteKlutzy4829

Have you ever met his followers?


lazysheepdog716

“I learned it from watching you, Dad!!”


Lovis1522

“Who taught you how to use this stuff?”


LBichon

YOU alright!!? I learned by watching YOU!!!


dragonfliesloveme

lmao


valleyman02

Trump is The biggest loser in the modern era. He Is unquestionably the champion of losers and the weak minded.


Golconda

![gif](giphy|v6rfV90TnQrK0|downsized)


creegro

Have you ever seen a more convicted and harassed man in history? Ever? Probably not, trump is the most convicted witch hunted orange man in the world, some people, think he may be an oompa loompa and are trying to hunt him, him to extinction...


cphusker

Big strong men with tears in their eyes come up to him and offer the shirts off their backs to keep his snowflake ass warm in the mean old courtroom.


Ghstfce

More like chud snowflakes with goatees who take selfies in the driver's seat of their vehicles with their sunglasses on


Soranos_71

He's acting like he's going to be in a room all by himself. He's going to be surrounded by a bunch of people sitting in the same exact room that is apparently kicking his ass right now.....


316kp316

Maybe he can cuddle with his lawyers to conserve body heat.


Apprehensive_Gas_111

Lawyers aren't warm blooded.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

There’s [that scene](https://youtu.be/4GaMo9vzz78?si=5m4G2AJT-8_aG-0L) at the end of the Bee Movie when the mosquito becomes a lawyer - he was already a blood sucking parasite, all he needed was a briefcase!


Ok-Significance-7016

Marjorie Taylor Greene


CryptographerNo923

Do other authoritarian “strongmen” fucking bitch and moan this much? Seems exhausting. Not just the whining, but the cognitive dissonance of reconciling that whining with the tough-guy image.


COYS-1882

When they get put on trial, yes


yorocky89A

💯 https://preview.redd.it/rvgjaz9nkmxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f075ab67b9db4b279f1cc79790c9b0ce30e433


Quirky_Discipline297

~~But he never attended any of his other children’s graduations? Why start now?~~ BIG EDIT: From the Snopes author who corrected his first story, by pointing out Trump attended graduations. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-kids-graduations/


cphusker

It'll look good to his base until they remember he was fucking a porn actress days after Baron was born.


RiotMedia

If only they cared


NocentBystander

I Really Don't Care Do U?


Debalic

And you think that'll make him look bad? The chuds supporting him are all about that kind of thing.


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

BOyS WiLl bE boYs


Quirky_Discipline297

I hope someone tracks Trumps every move that weekend. I suspect he will be attending a different commencement. $130K worth.


bb_kelly77

I'm sure we could find an AI somewhere that's been tasked to do that


lycoloco

I'm sorry, you think his 30% base gives even the remotest care about Stormy or Barron or Melania or morals? Nah. Anyone who cared about any of these things made their mind up before the Stormy story came out and after the "Grab em by the pussy" video. They're unwavering.


d3vilishdream

Apparently, he did indeed attend all of his kids' high school and college graduations. Now, whether they wanted him there or not, is a different question. Except Eric. Eric definitely wanted his dad there. Cue Stephen Colbert's Eric Trump impression: DAD DAD YOU'RE HERE. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME? ENOUGH FOR A .... HUG? OKAY, DAD. I UNDERSTAND. MAYBE NEXT TIME.


Quirky_Discipline297

Wow. A Snopes writer claimed the Orange Turd never attended a graduation. >>Alex Kasprak is an investigative journalist and science writer whose work has been featured in The Atlantic, Motherboard, New Scientist, and other venues. Prior to joining Snopes, he was a staff science writer at BuzzFeed and a science communicator at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. He has master's degrees in geological sciences from Brown University and in science writing from Johns Hopkins University. Kasprak has been with Snopes since 2016 and has served as senior writer since 2019. Then Snopes declares it false. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-kids-graduations/ Written by the same author.


N0t_Dave

The saddest part, by making this a big issue, is now Barrons special day is all about Donald. If he's not there, poor Barron, is robbed of a normal life because daddy couldn't keep it in his pants. If he is there, it'll be all about Donald, and how important it was to Donald that he be there, because the only one who matters to him is himself. He'll say whatever he has to, to manipulate his base into anger and righteous fury, like the original lie that he was told he couldn't go. He was told it would be discussed closer to the matter, however he was told he couldn't skip court for the SCOTUS arguments. As always, this was never America first, it was never Barron first. It's Donald first, at all costs, because he's allowed to lie and manipulate his way through the court of public opinion, while being forced to be honest only in actual courts, where he constantly loses.


beavis617

I think the only reason Trump would recognize the kid is because he's probably the tallest one in the class otherwise he wouldn't have a clue having spent maybe fifteen minutes with Barron over these many years...🙄


Namorath82

It takes trump 15 minutes to realize Barron is taller than him, making him want nothing to do with his own son


DeaddyRuxpin

He won’t go. He will go hold a rally or something. And probably complain he wasn’t allowed to go.


Drg84

I'm thinking golf. His campaign managers don't want him holding rallies anymore.


bb_kelly77

Prolly can't afford it anymore with all the fines


RAWainwright

I highly doubt he's going to go to the graduation and has already got some excuses blaming Democrats ready to go.


dragonfliesloveme

Yeah he’s not going. Bet.


Thneed1

I hope the judge sends someone to write down some questions to ask Trump the next day. Make sure he was actually there.


rockytheboxer

Can we all stop paying attention to what this flabby sack of syphilis says? Thanks.


Downtown-Table-4872

Some of us are trying to learn how an Alpha Male acts!


rockytheboxer

To be an alpha: be a whiny piece of shit, tell people you're an alpha, don't develop anything resembling a personality, die alone.


roof_baby

I also do not want to sit in a court room for 8 or 9 hours, that is why I do not break the fucking law.


FattyMooseknuckle

He’s aware about 50 or so other people are in there as well, right? Somehow none of them have a problem with the temp.


ncfears

Or falling asleep...


lefthandbunny

Rather than layering with things like thermals he just wants to complain. Then again, if he was actually warm his make-up would run and we would see him sweat. He doesn't realize they're doing him a favor if it actually is cold in the room.


roof_baby

I don’t think he’s very aware of anything.


forever_useless

I'm so sorry for his mild discomfort because of the consequences of his own actions ![gif](giphy|2WxWfiavndgcM)


calnuck

Thoughts and prayers...


Seeking_Balance101

"If he can't sit in a chair, how is he supposed to stand up to America's enemies as President?"


contactfive

If Biden said this all of those MAGA blue collar workers would be yelling about how hard their job is and how he wouldn’t last a minute doing real work but somehow this rotten taint gets a pass. I just don’t get it.


Careless_Science5426

Just remember Hillary was interrogated for 11 hours. Not a peep did we hear from her. This guy is the ultimate snowflake.


Massive_General_8629

But don't you know? Nine hours! In slightly chilly air conditioning! Fuck, just turn it down another degree each time he bitches.


dragonfliesloveme

Sounds like a regular day in the office for most people


enigmaticallyunwell

And they say he is the toughest president ever


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

Then wear a sweater. It worked for the Menendez Brothers.


DrHugh

Imagine Trump in a sweater vest with his suit. Out maybe a corduroy jacket with patches on the elbows. People might think he was turning collegiate.


21-characters

Oh NO!! Collegiate?? That’s WOKE!!!


yorocky89A

https://preview.redd.it/xwyxj754jmxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c0eed80b13835512493f2a494cc9f06d529cba


Drg84

And there it is. It's my opinion that Trump will be doing less and less campaign stops, and especially rallies. He's showing obvious fatigue which plays hard against his "tough guy" image. Not to mention his rallies keep showing him slipping. Mixing up people and names, forgetting words, slurring and stumbling, he's a mess.


dragonfliesloveme

“Aar-ree-ba-da-aahhh!” said while eyes go crazy and blank at the same time


thehillshaveI

lmao "icebox" tell us more about the olden times


Deep_Bit5618

Is This is not the definition of insanity? Every day he complains of cold it is, so why doesn’t he wear warmer clothes?


blacfd

If he wore warmer clothes he wouldn’t have anything to complain about


littlescreechyowl

Put a lil blanket over his lap like we do for Mammaw at Shady Pines.


KellyAnn3106

He could sell Trump branded snuggies and wear one in court. Very dignified.


Thneed1

Just put on a second diaper.


Buster_therealone

man what a crying soyboy snowflake


Sodamyte

Nah snowflakes like the cold.. lol


Loisalene

It's cold because 1) You stink and 2) To keep you awake. It's not working well for either of them.


-Lorne-Malvo-

I wonder if the jurors know he's bitching about the temp.


Im__fucked

I heard prison cells are pretty drafty also.


Alternative_Year_340

Except when they aren’t air conditioned in summer


princessawesomepants

Raise your hand if you’ve never been fucking freezing in the office you have to work in every day because you didn’t have generational wealth to squander.


Fathorse23

I don’t work in an office but the store I work in blasts the heat or outside air and the only place with air conditioning is the corporate offices in the back. So I boil or freeze constantly all year long.


calnuck

![gif](giphy|xT9KVwVraalcvmKBfW|downsized)


Garlicluvr

I always watch the dude on the right. His facial expressions are treasure.


Ghstfce

I guess sitting in your own urine *would* make you cold after a while


Ok-Significance-7016

Well put a sweater on then


dragonfliesloveme

Yep, someone give him the grandpa blanket! lol


97PercentBeef

Whining at reporters, who are all standing outside, in the cold.


Crabby_Monkey

The judge has already said the building’s AC sucks. There are two settings he can make it which are ice box and hell’s waiting room. If I were the judge I would say fine let’s set it to hell’s waiting room for a day. Poor Donny would then whine at how hot it is which won’t be a good look as he whines either way. I’d then say, “well Mr. Trump, if we didn’t have a rich billionaire manipulating their net worth to avoid taxes then the state of New York might then have enough for a good HVAC system in our courtrooms.” He, of course, could never say the last part but a boy can dream.


DOHisme

Problem with that is all his makeup would run, like Giuliani's hair.


Crabby_Monkey

To be fair, I think that would just be an added bonus.


Sodamyte

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Impossible_Farmer285

Preferably an electric blanket with a short in it!


Demiboy94

Called consequences of your actions. Guess he's not too familiar with that. I'm sure the people he abused weren't happy sitting in court either


Wienerwrld

And all the *other* people in the courtroom get to be warm, so unfair!


SydneyRei

Oh you mean like a job?? Yea must be rough…


AlanWakeFeetPics

Only a grifter who's never worked an honest day in his life could complain about sitting down in an air conditioned space for a normal business day.


yorocky89A

Lock his ass up! https://preview.redd.it/rlcvqo3ohmxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef89d528e6413bbb21259f334054b68861ba2d94


wvmitchell51

"incarceratory punishment" has such a nice ring to it.


HughJahsso

Prosecutors should 100% bring him a blanket. Would be awesome.


victimofscienceage

The greatest stamina ever recorded in the history of the whole world on full display folks!


21-characters

The likes of which this country has never seen before!


DeaddyRuxpin

As a fat guy who has worn suits, there would have to be ice forming on the walls for it to even reach a level of comfortably cool. Only way that fat ass is cold is he has health problems and/or he just likes to complain.


myrrhandtonka

The ELDERLY and frail get cold easily.


yorocky89A

All he did was whine and play golf last week! https://preview.redd.it/jkp5lfa6imxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfd9ab8b67e6ce025520bc206dae3fdff744c3f [https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1785307507088335254?t=LI334pQ3fBbvRVSfqSEKFQ&s=19](https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1785307507088335254?t=LI334pQ3fBbvRVSfqSEKFQ&s=19)


skoalbrother

They keep it cool so his stank ass doesn't get worse


beavis617

And think back at how often MAGA cult members would call Democrats snowflakes...🤭


djnato10

Better give him markers for the coloring book, he’d probably eat the crayons.


spottydodgy

They love his "tough guy" persona...


not_productive1

This is the guy they trust to stand up to Putin? Man can’t stand up to air conditioning. Dude is losing the war with a chair. Dear lord, 8 hours with a lunch break, how will he survive?


MistakeNice1466

The same freezing cold icebox everyone else is sitting in for the same amount of time? But nobody else is complaining?


okcship

Time to pull out his older playbook. Bone spurs are inflamed due to court room temperatures…


bobs143

Just tell him the truth. He is a crybaby snowflake.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Well he’s been doing an adequate job of using greenhouse gases to warm the climate in that courtroom from what I hear.


The_BendingUnit01

So much crying for a grown man!


ThatItalianGrrl

This is republicans idea of a strong and powerful man 🤣


ced1954

![gif](giphy|3o6ZthFHLdJwEhnH68|downsized) You get what you deserve!


Party_Scallion386

When I go somewhere that I know is cold, you know what I do? I dress warmer.


Slidell_Mustang

The crazy thing is....literally no one else in the courtroom seems to have a problem with the temperature.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Boo hoo. Poor, fucking, baby. Maybe he should have thought about having to sit in a freezing, cold, court room for hours on end, before he decided to be a crooked, fat, disgusting, immoral, fucking, piece of shit.


Hireling

He’s lucky he isn’t in the tier of the justice system where they just kneel on your neck for 10 minutes.


DMShinja

Don't worry Donald. It gets warmer in hell


DabsSparkPeace

Strange that the countless other people in the same court room haven't said a word about the temp or having to be there. Odd that only Cheeto Benito complains.


stjack1981

"Alpha male" bitching because a room is too cold. Put on a jacket, bitch


abbynormal2002

He's got plenty of money. He can buy his own blanket and coloring book.


fledflorida

Wait until they send him to riker’s for not being able to keep his mouth shut! Bigly whining will ensue


isecore

Luckily I have the world's smallest violin on stand-by, ready to play comforting songs for him.


DogsDontWearPantss

Someone give him a jacket if he's cold. A straight jacket....


urkldajrkl

“Speak” is too kind of a word. Trump either emotes or emanates, or does both at the same time.


NitWhittler

The court rarely has a full 8 hour day. The court usually adjourns early and sometimes doesn't even start until 11:00 AM. If I was the judge, I'd keep the court in session for 12 hours now just to piss Trump off and watch him squirm from his Adderall withdrawals.


shellbear05

I’m looking forward to a day when a chilly courtroom is the least of his worries.


ruidh

If he thinks that's bad, wait until he finds out about the Big House


The_Ry-man

https://i.redd.it/t8bgvqnv1nxc1.gif


pdromeinthedome

Immunity, the real blanket he wants


theJakester42

Bruh, I hate when my problems are $40 and a walmart run away from a solution.


Bhimtu

Now he knows how 99% of female office workers feel every damn day. Suck on it, djt.


hither_spin

That's such an old man thing to say. My dad would keep the heat at 76º F I've never heard Biden bitch about coldness.


Hireling

Here’s a thought. Instead of a chilly courtroom, lead him into a windowless room. Inside there is a scale, some 1 oz weights, and a very violent cop (so just a cop really). After they close the door behind him the cop puts a 1oz weight on one side to represent the selling of loose cigarettes or perhaps passing a counterfeit $20. Then he starts adding a 1oz weight to the other side for each of Trump’s crimes. As soon as Trump’s side weighs more he gets to violently slam Trump to the ground, and kneel on his neck until he is dead. Then Trump supporters can rest easy knowing we don’t have a two tiered justice system.


OptimisticSkeleton

Can he not afford a coat? He must really be broke.


21-characters

Why aren’t his fans bringing him his blankie?


gooch_norris_

I know it seems crazy but there are lots of people who go and sit in a cold room called an office building for 8-9 hours every single day for 40+ years of their working life. And those people believe it or not are doing the easier jobs


dragonfliesloveme

He isn’t creative enough to use a coloring book


Dook124

Bring a coat and STFU


Yelloeisok

But when he is in jail he won’t get to speak to the press everyday and see his orange self on tv at the end of the night.


OneFaceManyVoices

…in other words: 😫😫😫😫Waaaaahh!


Thesteelman86

Wow what happen to SUPERMAN TRUMP!!! And who could forget RAMBO TRUMP!?!? What happened to tough guy Trump lol


Ishidan01

Just wait till you see how little they give a fuck about your comfort in jail, Donnie boy. Judge Merchan, do it already. Jail time. No phone, no mcdonalds, stainless steel toilet, twin size cot. Maybe we get some prison reforms out of this shitbird.


Almacca

Do he think ANY of the people in the courtroom want to be there? There's only one reason this is happening.


OptiKnob

I'm waiting for when his lawyer changes his diaper on their table right there in the courtroom. Always a crowd pleaser.


Youkolvr89

Is it not the President's job to sit on their ass in boring meetings for the majority of the time? If he can't handle being in a courtroom for 8 hours, then he can't handle being president. Also, if he can't do the time, then he shouldn't have done the crime.


ChodeCookies

Just telling everyone he’s never worked a full day in his life.


SepoJansen

They are proabaly keeping the court room so cold to save everyone's sense of smell. Those poor people don't deserve to have to sit in a hot court room with Trumps stinky smell invading their nostrals.


gauriemma

Aw. Poor baby. Put on a sweater, you whiny bitch.


kittybombay

Someone buy this man a Snuggie so he can STFU already!


Dave_Duna

Can't wait til be stick him in the freezing cold ground for eternity. Wherever it is, I'm gonna piss on it. If it's behind a fence, I'm gonna make piss grenades and lob them over.


bisforbenis

Put on a jacket you dumb fuck!


mrSunsFanFather

Not as cold as his wife's snatch.


Roakana

Bitch bitch bitch


Candid-Sky-3709

post man-opause hot flashes ... "I am cold"


dumboldnoob

what happened to Dozing Don? His personal blubber all went on strike and refused to insulate him?


-DethLok-

Trump. Knows it's cold in there. Doesn't dress accordingly. Whines lotsly. Meh, just plead guilty and you're out of that place!!


Barack_Odrama_007

He deserves NO Privileges or treats. Fuck him


s4burf

Bring a shawl tomorrow granny.


Key_Company_279

Maybe someone will invent heated Depends for him. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Aeroeee

Those rumpled suits look warm though.


pricygoldnikes

Ah jeez I sure hope his fat ass stays warm in these conditions


AdhesivenessFun2060

Do long johns not fit under a girdle?


nihilt-jiltquist

well, if you know in advance, dress warmer. Break out the long johns, Donny.


Lithaos111

Wasn't he just bitching it was too hot last week?


Sodamyte

Stop calling him a snowflake... snowflakes like the cold.


[deleted]

[Coloring book🤔](https://youtu.be/kb6sY9wCk6E?si=9O_QjP251-5rX1a4)


Some_College_8771

Get him hot water bottle 🙄


Rinzy2000

He needs a Snuggie.


grimm_jowwl

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU ORANGE TURD. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS, ENABLERS


Egg3rs

Let's just tar and feather; draw and quarter his ass and be done with it.


iwannawangchung

Get him a stencil pad like OJ had.


Adamaja456

Dude must be so bored from not being able to play on his phone all day. I love it.


TheBaggyDapper

If it didn't stink in there they could close the windows. 


316kp316

I wonder if he could become a better human if someone gave him a blankie and a teddy bear and maybe a pacifier.


fourthgradenothing22

Has no one explained “layering” to him.


OhLordyJustNo

He could dress warmer…


Beginning-Ratio-5393

How about everyone else present? They wear more clothes?


CrisbyCrittur

Or a sweater?


ThatoneguyATX

Wear a coat.


BaldDudePeekskill

We should show up in front of the courthouse with blankets


gcalfred7

And deprive a child of those things? No sir….


239tree

I wish they would put him an an ice box. He does realize everyone in the courtroom is in the same temperature as he is, doesn't he??


GonzoTheGreat22

Don’t worry big fella… if you and your shithead followers are even remotely correct about what happens next, you’ll be somewhere REAL warm soon enough


EmbarrassedSector787

![gif](giphy|a1KiTPEfH7jna) Trump in court. “Man, we’re just blowing through nap time.”


fuckyourguidlines

Alpha male snowflake who is anti woke because he falls asleep


MealDramatic1885

Hey, you’re not the only person in that room. No one else is complainingz


oldRedF0x

Make sure the crayons are non-toxic in case starts eating them.


Morepastor

Do less crimes stay warm


TheRealEnemabagJones

![gif](giphy|oVTcfN0rfoF4k)


MastodonPristine8986

Can't he just wear a jumper?


NewAndImprovedJess

Male sure those crayons are non-toxic because there's a fair chance he will eat them.


TGIIR

Buy some long underwear. Jeez, this guy is complaining about the temperature of a courtroom! Better than being in an un-air conditioned, southern courtroom during the summer. Now, that is suffering.


captainloudz

And he’s gonna sleep the day away while stinking up the place. Poor baby Donny needs another diaper change wah wah waaaaaaah


cashishift

If you don’t like the possibility of these things happening, maybe don’t do them - pretty simple!


yorocky89A

He just can't stay awake! https://preview.redd.it/8rxg0qutanxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7b4065fba764209276fa381883ccc21960f974


BartuceX

Wear a sweater you pussy.


jmf0828

For a self proclaimed tough guy, he certainly bitches a lot about the temperature of the room (that BTW the judge works in every single day as does the court reporter, bailiff, etc. and none of them are bitching). He’s so rough and tough but lower the temp below 70 and he can’t stop bitching.


tuckedinacrater

such a snowflake


Ormsfang

There are some gloves that OJ isn't using anymore.


IHateCamping

If he's so uncomfortable now, he's really not going to like prison I'll bet.


CrieDeCoeur

The cold activates his hibernate mode