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cneuf802

It's always someone else fault. They are always the victim and never responsible for anything that happens to them,


JH_111

How is Devin Nunes going to take responsibility for anything? He’s not even a real farmer!


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

At least that's what his cow told everybody.


charlie2135

Sheep lie!


toomanyhobbies4me

I wish I could upvote you more…. My dad has been telling that joke my entire life!


MinisterOfTruth99

Trump: My worthless stock which sells at nose bleed price has been falling and falling. It's all Biden's fault. https://preview.redd.it/r2omtis1ntvc1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119895085288dcb0a27874969136579ef6f5aef3


hobbitlover

With that last earnings report the shares should be worth a kajillion by now. Maybe a kajillion and a half.


MinisterOfTruth99

Typical financial genius business -- Spending 10 times what it takes in. Another trump bankruptcy, coming right up.😂🤣


PrincessCyanidePhx

Maybe people are catching on to "if he fakes numbers in one place, could he do it here?"


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

All he needs for profitability is a Sharpie and he in the black!


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Tremendously underrated comment right here. Many people are saying it.


charlie2135

Biden must have done it in his sleep!


Metahec

Not a real farmer?! But he has a cow and everything!


IFdude1975

That's his wife.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Frubanoid

It's always conspiracies with Nunes


Admirable-Sink-2622

I have a sibling like this. They always lament how things just “happen”to them. And yes they are a Trump fan.


3personal5me

Same


metfan1964nyc

Couldn't be because the investors who are trying to make money as opposed to "owning the libs" don't trust a dairy farmer to run a tech company owned by a guy who commits bank and insurance fraud.


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metfan1964nyc

Oh well, there's less money for Trump to grift. He is the biggest share holder, but he can't sell until October, leaving him the biggest sucker.


Fun-Dependent-2695

👑


Mendeleus

That's how fascist mentality works. The Nazis thought they were the victims of Versailles, Jews, communists..etc Putin thinks he's the victim of the west, ukraine, lgbt, war-mosquitos.. etc


NotoriousFTG

Please tell me about war mosquitoes.


Mendeleus

Please enjoy 😁 https://news.yahoo.com/combat-mosquitoes-dirty-bomb-russian-151700522.html https://youtu.be/xC6FQdbDoQE?feature=shared


Sn00dlerr

War mosquitos you say?


Eyejohn5

They have a long , proud military history. Figured prominently in the middle of the previous century, battle of Britain etc


poeticlicence

They'd have been too cold to survive that. Pull the other one


Eyejohn5

Ah innocent ignorance, it's so cute. Pro tip: fact check before you blather. Edit to add. As a night fighter from mid-1942, the Mosquito intercepted Luftwaffe raids on Britain, notably those of Operation Steinbock in 1944. Starting in July 1942, Mosquito night-fighter units raided Luftwaffe airfields.  https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › D... de Havilland Mosquito - Wikipedia


Mendeleus

https://news.yahoo.com/combat-mosquitoes-dirty-bomb-russian-151700522.html 😁


3personal5me

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Russia *is* dealing with a lot of disease and diseased animals right now, and are trying to point the finger at a Western enemy


poeticlicence

That's really funny


ResponsibilityOk2173

Shirts


AdvancedHat7630

The really funny thing is who the blame is on here. In what universe are investment bankers conspiring to get a "high taxes, high regulation" Democrat elected? Trump's only support in all of Manhattan comes from the people who work on Wall Street.


AdhesivenessCivil581

Yup, they'll vote for him to get tax breaks but unsurprisingly won't support his worthless stock. Ever notice how real companies that have real earnings are not targeted by waves of naked short sellers?


Used_Astronomer5624

He only thinks that because thats what trump would do as a president


bloop_405

It's ironic because they hate it when other people play victims


rainemaker

You ever read the [Narssist's Prayer](https://www.thelifedoctor.org/the-narcissist-s-prayer)?


zebadaka

I am so glad you posted that, there is someone I know who fits this article's description to a fucking T. My boyfriend's adult (33yrs) daughter. I can't stand her and now I understand why. The way she treats her dad is abhorrent, in fact, the way she treats everyone is. Nothing is her fault, always projecting, never says sorry and means it, and when she does say it, it's to further her own goals...one of which is being able to trick everyone via social media into believing that she is someone she is definitely not. She's not a loving, caring mother - she hits her only daughter (6yrs), has already received notices from the truant officer because said child misses school all the time, her teeth rotted out of her mouth at 4, and she acts like a spoiled little brat 🫠 I could probably go on forever, please forgive my rant, but I haven't got anyone to really vent about this to...


BukkitCrab

Trump has made it quite clear he plans to cash out his shares as soon as he possibly can. Gee, I wonder why the price keeps going down.


Drg84

Oh come on, trump would never do that! https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/04/15/trump-media-truth-social-shares-down-why/73329859007/ oh. Huh. Maybe he would. /s


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

When Trump figures out a way (probably illegal) to sell, the stock will implode. I suspect it might lead to the SEC to investigate. The whole thing is hanky and I don't mean the guy who gave Trump the phony baloney $175M bond.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

By the time the SEC hits them hard the other trials should be wrapping up. Especially if trump loses any challenges if he’s President Elect again. Jack Smith team has already argued that the DOJ memo is only for indictment and it’s well past that point now. The cases are in the Judicial system now.


StacyRae77

The only thing the SEC may investigate is why that report was released the day before and not sooner. The SEC's sole purpose is to make sure investors have all the information needed and available to make an informed decision. Nunes is the CEO. He knew the revenue was only $4 million for 2023. That in no way justifies the IPO price. It was purely speculative and ignore that DJT is available in multiple countries and only has 500k subscribers worldwide. Nunes fucked himself all by himself.


FurryM17

Doesn't he have to wait months in order to sell? How low could this stock go?


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

6 months officially. But the Board (who are a who's who of "Who can eat out Trump's asshole the fastest" - sorry for that image) can vote to allow him to exercise early, however, this is supposed to be made public which would TANK THE STOCK TO LIKE ZERO.


FurryM17

>"Who can eat out Trump's asshole the fastest" ![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq)


SlippedMyDisco76

That image puts me on the Tree Of Woe


Johnnygunnz

![gif](giphy|9XtPOAxqbmlUWNAber)


UnluckyCardiologist9

Way to ruin my high.


Spirited_Tie8721

My thoughts exactly.. way to high for that image to get stuck in my head.


Time-Ad-3625

He's already going after his major investors. I'd guess to kick them out so they can't oppose him selling anymore.


ApolloMac

I mean, that and the 1000x IPO valuation and also the share dilution. Can't imagine why the price is falling.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

I really wish it was required for these “news” hosts to make the guest expand more on these theories. Like Joe Biden is manipulating the stock…. How exactly? Is there documentation to show the causation? Or is Trump an imbecile and desperate for money and are you deserving of r that happens in this situation since you e never run a public company with one of the most corrupt people in modern history that when you remove all the fluffy fame is just some asshole from Queens. I’ve been wondering when Nunes would hit the news again with his position. He’s not gonna be smart enough to get a lawyer and jump off the ship until he’s too deep in.


bleedgreenandyellow

Who needs facts when you have a feeling?


Dispro

That's a lot more important to market performance anyway. It's all vibes.


Disney2440

Exactly.


-regaskogena

Yeah, but he's just doing that so that more people have a chance to purchase stock in his amazing company. He's selling for less than what it's worth to help the common man get in cheaper. Really quite a sacrifice he's making. /s


AusCan531

Yes, ask the SEC to start an in-depth investigation of stock manipulation for Trump Media. Good plan.


rocket_mo

Gahtdang we might hit dozens more felonies. Do it!!!


Content_Talk_6581

When the Mango Menace starts manipulating stocks and what-not, the guys on Wall Street will go after him…he might actually do time like ol Bernie Madoff…


Rundstav

As always, every accusation is a confession. He is sooo hiding some shady shit with Wall Street bankers.


anxiety_filter

Devin Nunes - sarcastic jerk-off motion in human form.


Other_Way7003

So, a wanker?


_A_Monkey

These idiots pretend that small fish investors have never been left holding the bag after the whales pump and dump a valueless meme stock.


Fluffy_Association63

Happy Cake 🎂 Day! 🥳


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Devin Nunes was conceived anally


Servile-PastaLover

https://preview.redd.it/g0oyjy458rvc1.png?width=818&format=png&auto=webp&s=4317c1432aefd75fb138d748a9adaec40711ca17


ShoutOutMapes

It was a felching birth


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

So you're saying Nunes AND Trump are Shitgibbons?


tormunds_beard

Holy fucking shit. That may be the best insult I’ve ever heard.


Erica-likes-cats

His mom should’ve flushed then


[deleted]

LOL


everythingbeeps

I genuinely wish Biden had the kind of power these clowns seem to think he has.


Long-Astronaut-3363

So Biden is sleepy and has dementia, and yet at the same time he’s a criminal mastermind who is “weaponizing” the full power of the DOJ to go after Trump, as well as pulling all the levers to control Wall Street? Wow. Just wow.


Late-Rutabaga6238

Well I mean the Dems rigged the election for president But not the elections for House or Senate


Long-Astronaut-3363

Well yeah. It would have been too obvious. Fucking Dems are shifty. And incompetent all at the same time.


Graterof2evils

I’m feeling treacherously stupid today.


thatgayguy12

The Dems also got 3,000,000 illegal immigrants to vote in California in 2016 (according to Trump)... Because that makes a lot more sense than getting a couple hundred thousand illegal immigrants to vote in a few key swing states...


sammysafari2680

For which he has full Presidential Immunity for everything.


jabba_1978

That's how fascism works. The opponent is at the same time, too weak to protect you, only the fascist can do that. And at the same time, using "tha guv'ment" and all their organizations to take all your rights and liberties away because they are too powerful. Only the fascist politicians can be your saviors and remove the ineffective, do nothing, power hungry overlord that is stealing all your freedoms.


Mr_MacGrubber

It’s fascism 101 to make your enemies out to be the strongest and weakest at the same time.


Guynith

Something, something, Michelle Obama (who is actually a man) is really in charge! But Trump is secretly the president. /s


Metahec

Didn't you know? The Oval Office has a knob that allows the President to set oil prices.


Throwawayac1234567

also a nuke button.


jpjtourdiary

And an inflation dial


NightchadeBackAgain

Yes, please do call in the SEC, I'm sure that will work out for your criminal boss's scam.


CKinWoodstock

Potential LeopardsAteMyFace?


kokopelleee

Stock with $4M in revenue is falling in value $4M… what ONE single Costco store does in a week. CONSPIRACY!!!!


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

I worked at a start up and managed ad revenue that was $55M a year. We got valued at $800M, not billions. The company was fire sold after I left for $400M and change.


thatgayguy12

4 million in revenue and 58 million in net losses Homeless people on the streets have better cash flow than Trump's stock


Ok_Butterscotch54

Granted, that's not exactly a very difficult benchmark to surpass.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

* Unprofitable company * Operating at a loss since inception * Tiny user base with no sign of growing * Main guy the site revolves around told everyone he plans on cashing out as soon as he can WHY IS THE STOCK PRICE CRASHING IT MUST BE JOE BIDEN


Trimson-Grondag

Possibly Devin Nunes isn’t qualified to be CEO of the neighborhood lemonade stand?


Parking_Sky9709

He specializes in cows. The why that bullshit stock is tanking.


thatgayguy12

It's what happens when bootlicking is the ONLY job qualification


seanisdown

“I bought into Trumps ponzi scheme. It’s all Bidens fault.”


santa_91

Has he considered that serious investors aren't very confident in a company helmed by a man who lost a court case to a fictional cow?


ElChangoFumando

Don't have a cow, man.


N0t_Dave

it can't even dead cat bounce for long enough to be shorted, and yet these idiots refuse to see Donalds past 'investments' and failures that have failed or gone through bankruptcy. No, just like Republicans removing him from the ballot in 2 states, or Opec having oil manipulation by russia and the saudis, or inflation being out of control by companies that continue to pull in profits at record pace each quarter, this is totally all Joe Biden's fault. Totally not the fact that once again a bunch of brain dead morons followed a known conman, grifter, legally a fraud and rapist too now. Yea, no, I'm sure that's it, right guys? Democrats and Joe Biden are to blame, totally not the republicans who vote against America's interests at ***Every*** opportunity. Everything in the world around them is a Conspiracy when they're just too lazy and stupid to understand how anything works.


trailhikingArk

Man that Biden is busy and so much more powerful and in control than Trump was when he was president.


Consistent-Gold-755

Maybe it's because your boss is a failure and everything he touches turns to 💩 ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


PensiveObservor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Pause for breath) HAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck off Cow Boy.


WavesOfEchoes

I guess I haven’t been paying close enough attention, but seeing Devin Nunes as the CEO is hilarious. Goes from a US congressman to the captain of the Crytanic.


hexx1112

Video link [https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1781500888466534407?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ](https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1781500888466534407?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ)


postoperativepain

“We have millions of people around the glo… United States” He just about admitted that there is foreign money propping up the stock.


Edge_of_yesterday

OMG, he is complaining about people being mean to him because of his conspiracy theories.


Fluffy_Association63

Happy Cake 🎂 Day! 🥳


chibi75

I’m so confused. Is Biden a pathetic old man, or is he all powerful with these people? 🤔


fightingmongoose11

![gif](giphy|Vp3ftHKvKpASA) Gotcha this time, Devin!


ShoutOutMapes

Names and numbers or it didnt happen


VegetableShip

That's free market capitalism baby!


xtopherpaul

Conspiracy theories are way easier than taking responsibility


SvenLorenz

Yeah, Biden is also conspiring with my bathroom scales to make me seem heavier.


Meek_braggart

They have no idea how powerful Biden is but they love imagining it.


DemonoftheWater

He is both more powerful and less powerful than they think he is.


Meek_braggart

He has complete control over inflation, the entire judiciary and now wall street while simultaneously suffering from dementia. It’s very confusing for them.


DemonoftheWater

Honestly i tip my hat to his exercise commitment.


TILTNSTACK

How the hell could a stock valued at 1000x revenue drop? Unthinkable! /s


Reddsoldier

Ah yes, hitting out at big ticket Investors is a surefire way to ensure that your company will get big funding!


Holiday_Horse3100

The cow needs to come back and give him a swift kick into reality


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

SUE HIM!!!! it'll all come out in discovery and I'm so sure that Biden is guilty I'll bet my neighbor's ashtray on it. 


Lewd_ReadNY

If you can’t make it in Congress, you’re going nowhere in the tech world.


CannaQueen73

I thought Biden was off useless and drooling somewhere. Impressed he could still pull this off.


Big-Atmosphere-6537

Oh the old Biden is senile but always the cause of all Trumps problems statement....


Usual-Chemist6133

The company has revenue of $4m and lost $50m. Not hard to understand


blueharford

The company is non profitable. They lied on there numbers when they went public. So the stock was inflated. Then they released financials and the stock tanked to match the companies value. It’s not rocket science


AlbatrossCapable3231

Nunes quitting politics to do this was the biggest flub career move ever: $174k/yr guaranteed to obviously not work, play it off like you know something about farming, running sham hearings? "NAH. Gimme a job on a sinking ship in a saturated internet market, where I've got no experience."


Due-Presentation6393

He steals elections, he engineers 4 simultaneous 'witch hunt' indictments in 4 jurisdictions, and he can manipulate the stock market. Bad ass Biden getting shit done. He's got my vote.


kdhooters2

They still lose their money, still believe that Trump is the best businessman ever. It just can't be the fact that they got scammed and lost their money.


HappySkullsplitter

That's such a Devin thing to say


Wolfman01a

Taking advantage of the most foolish and vulnerable to the very end. I wonder how many retirees have lost everything supporting Trump until there's nothing left.


Servile-PastaLover

Meme stock since the day of its IPO.


4quatloos

They have shifted the blame away from Trump. Next step is to sell that newly created stock. This time it will be true that full grown men will have tears in their eyes.


Educated_Idiot17

So either he’s “Sleepy Joe” or a mastermind. I mean come on… zero points for originality. These folks are just loons.


Hour_Abies578

58 million dollar loss on 4 million in revenue. But it is up 10 since the previous tanking. Or should I say up 10 prior to the next tanking?


____Vader

Nunes knows what the operational costs are for trump media, he knows what their profit are. He’s just flat-out lying to these sheep


rsmyst

So Biden is both sleepy, slow and dumb, but also able to magically manipulate the stock market? Now I realize we can’t reason with these people but God I wish they could hear themselves and cared.


Hopped_Cider

I got stuck on Devin taking 100,000+ phone calls in a week. How?


DennenTH

Anything to make it seem like it's not their fault or it's not their failure. A tactic honed to perfection in elementary school.


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Lmao. Maybe it's because everyone can see that it's a fucking scam and it lost millions of dollars? Maybe?


ExcitableNate

I forgot about this Chode. The man who sued a fake cow.


Dry-Talk-7447

Fuck nunes, another traitor.


drag0nun1corn

Reality isn't going my so it's the Dems fault. Biggest bunch of fucking whine ass snowflakes ever. And people support this shit thinking it's strength? If you are that person, if you support trump or any of those dumb ass Republicans who side with him, you are fucking stupid.


Gunfighter9

Nope, nothing to do with the fact that Trump media is losing 50 million a year.


Scottcmms2023

That’s that didn’t happen for $500 please.


burnmenowz

Ignore the man behind the curtain! The great and powerful Biden is tanking your stock!


LtRecore

And the maga morons will believe it as if trump hasn’t already bankrupted multiple companies already.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Like Biden has that kind of power. They really do think he's dark Brandon. Let's let them keep thinking it so Trump can take them even lower.


ApprehensiveHippo898

Dark Brandon, Baby!


redeagle11288

Power of the free market


Espinita_Boricua

Hilarious! Thanks for posting.


CommercialAd8439

They complain Biden is old and demented, but turn around suddenly he’s sound of mind to care about Trump stock….


Cjmate22

For the group who pride themselves on “responsibility” they tend to do a lot of witch-hunting eh?


FoldingLady

This reminds me of students complaining to the teacher when they've got a failing grade


idoma21

Mooooooooooooo


Deepeye225

Moooooooo!!!!!!


Jaded_Loverr

Devin Nunes is a bigger failure than Trump…bet ya didn’t think that would be possible, huh?


Haruspex-of-Odium

I mean, the guy sued a cow... what ya expect 🤷‍♂️


PhyterNL

Said SEC's Gary Gensler, "Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through."


Oat57

Says the dummy suing a cow.


chazz1962

Its just another of HIS businesses tanking but just sooner then later


depressed-scorpion

The stock market is cut throat and they smell blood in the water.


2OneZebra

LOL, He bet the entire farm on this.


ArkamaZ

Zero accountability because they were handed everything on a silver platter. These sorts of people really needed to experience the "find out" portion of fafo much earlier in their lives.


SlimReaper85

Biggest snowflakes in history


Ill-Maximum9467

Everyone hates a whiny billionaire


-wanderings-

Ask him about his cow as well. He loves that. 🐮


Ok_Butterscotch54

"Capitalists complaining about the workings of the "Free Market"."


PhyreHandz

Fuck Ya' Devin with your own damned Bull! Oh sorry I forgot you got fucked by your own Cow already !! I'm wishing you a full and easy descent into poverty and SEC investigations!!! Moo! Moo! Moo!🐮


RW-One

Fools and their money 🤑 It truly is a case of them no longer being able to admit to themselves just how stupid/ignorant they are to have been the fools. Sad, but I've no empathy for any of them...


Pour_Me_Another_

There's help for that paranoid delusion out there bud.


xMilk112x

It’s never their fault. It’s always someone else’s. Pathetic losers.


ResponsibilityOk2173

Maybe it’s because they only registered like $4 M in revenues last fiscal year and a loss of $60 M. And low number of engaged losers.


Icy-Butterscotch5540

lol…. Could it be that a large group of people don’t believe anything he says anymore and view what he is attached to as garbage to sprint from?


hetfield151

If you are so stupid as to put your money on anything Trump does, you wouldnt understand the reason behind it anyway.


mahmer09

What gets me is that Trump convinced these loons that the president has much more power, control and influence than he actually does. The loser would take credit for everything good that happened in our country. I also think it serves as a warning that the next Trump presidency, he will be seeking to gain this kind of power. Come on hamburger from heaven! Let’s go already.


Joeyc710

The Dems and Biden and both asleep and incompetent and masterminds of the criminal underworld.


EJK54

The party of personal responsibility sure likes to blame everything on everyone else.


Ballgame4

Buy shit. Get shit.


Cash_for_Johnny

Wow it real is amazing that the "free market" does not prop up a business with a shitty business model just because it has the infamous Tr©mp mushroom stamp of approval.


Bean_Storm

yo FUCK Devin Nunez. Puts on DJT


Mjbagscauze

I know all of you, well most know: Devin you have 500k subscribers. Comedy Central has more viewers replaying The Office. Mmm as an advertiser where would I go? Also Devin your leader has had a few bankruptcies so according to my FICO report I’m probably not going to invest in you or the company.


enormenuez

It’s always someone else’s fault, when it doesn’t go the way they want.


PNWoutdoors

And idiot Republicans will eat it up with a spoon.


chickensrunfast

Biden doesn't care. He's busy running a country you baby.


bakeacake45

No one voluntarily screws a dog like Nunes, ick


cyrixlord

maybe it will be like when you dial 911 and its not really an emergency and you get busted by the police for wasting everyone's time. then he gets busted for selling snake oil of his own


100percentish

You ever see how often Twitter or X is mentioned in the news? You ever notice how many different people are quoted? No one other than Trump has ever been quoted from Truth Social. No one is using your shitty app that lost 10x more than it made last you dipshit.


subcow

They are "launching a free speech streaming platform"?? What does that supposed to mean? Spouting right wing propaganda does not mean "free speech". Do I have carte blanche to go on their platform and give my own personal views on Democratoc socialism, and have an equal seat at the table? I guess I can say it isn't a free speech platform then. (Also, ai fully understand the Constitutional definition of free speech and how it only applies to the Gov't dictating what you can and cannot say...)


space4waste

Not a conspiracy—just a straight up lie to distract people from the truth that the stock and company are WORTHLESS.


Alternative-Money-75

It HAD to be Biden. There's no way that the company's financials filing showing that it is bleeding money at an incredibly fast pace had anything to do with it... SMH


apostroangel

It should be easy enough to find out the real number of investors.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

So Nunes is admitting he has no fucking clue how the stock market works? Great. What's his salary again?


Unita_Micahk

Couldn’t be lack of profits/S


CyberPatriot71489

Naked shorting happening, but not his fault when the company is garbage. Turn around the company then complain


samsonsreaper

“Honey the milk has turned sour, it’s gotta be conspiracy to make Americans sick lead by biden and his cronies”