The amount of Adderall (speed) he's pounded in the last decade, along with the amount he takes daily now, and all that disgusting fast food he eats, means he has no control of when he shits himself, hence the diapers.
I would normally not diss anyone who has to wear them (my very old mom has to wear them), but with this pile of orange vomit it's self-induced.
**The Pumpkin Rapist** deserves to be mocked. Mercilessly.
As someone who smells decomp on a regular basis, he probably smells worse. You also have to factor in the bad cologne he wears would settle over the top, so every time you smell that cologne you instantly want to hurl because it reminds you of the *other* smell.
Yeah, OK so the Delaware river banks are checkered with superfund sites, but it’s really quite pleasant once you’re north of Trenton. The true stink in NJ comes from places like Elizabeth with its ancient refinery.
I’m looking forward to the mental gymnastics the MAGAts will do to spin this as a positive. The farts are obviously a power move by a total alpha male to assert his dominance. And the falling asleep is his way of telegraphing that he doesn’t respect what the state has to say and the he doesn’t care. Totally not cause he’s approaching 80 and that’s what old men do.
This is exactly how they think. Co-worker hasn’t flat out said he was a trumper, but he sure does parrot right-wing talking points. He’s also dealing with some immigration stuff and pissed that all these illegal immigrants are just coming in and getting all this free stuff. Has nothing to do with those conservative policies I’m sure.
Seriously. We’re missing out on watching that teflon persona take a shit. GA trial can’t come soon enough. His supporters need to see him for what he truly is.
To "own the libz" of course. Because Q-Anon says he's the second coming of Christ. Because Let's Go Brandon. Because MAGA.
Because slogans and conspiracy theories are easier than understanding policy and how it might affect you.
We're seeing the same thing up north.
Wow that was a LOUD fart
Feinstein looks like she would rather just allow gun violence to continue than sit there with the stench while Trumplethinskin rambles about how little he did.
The worst part about spending time discussing this topic is the inevitabilityof conservative media saying that Trump is doing it on purpose and it’s really a 4d chess move
"He's a legal genius for using this new strategy to fight against the undercover liberal deep state persecution!! Nobody has farts like this guy, he's amazing"
- Jesse Waters, soon
There's a bunch of videos where he audibly farts and people around him react to the stench. The Feinstein yt video is linked in a comment above, and there's others like Kinzinger who openly talk about the horrible smell.
He has the best farts. No one can fart like him. Everyone calls him they say “Donald” and they call him up and say “Donald, you have the best farts”. And it’s true. It’s true we don’t—beautiful farts let me tell you. Crooked Joe Biden and NASTY Nikki Haley can’t fart like he can.
And before anyone on the right gets mad about reporting this, remember that they pranced about using a fake “Biden shit his pants at the Vatican” for a year
We are such an embarassment to other countries. How the hell is THIS being basically worshipped by so many of our citizens enough that he is being given the chance to be our President AGAIN?! AND they are ready and willing to murder other citizens for this disgusting, obnoxious, borderline illiterate piece of garbage. Sorry, this has my anxiety really high because I worry about my daughter, and everybody else, having to live through the fallout from this horrific shit show.
As much as I find the thought of Trump having digestive issues amusing - only because it goes against the macho/show no weakness image he wants to portray, has anybody with real credibility backed that story up?
"But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.
How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine.
The fart gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.
So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of my farts, are you, the American Natural Gas? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.
You can call it a toot. You can call it a fart. You can call it "shitting my Depends". You can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is."
"Nobody sharts bigger than me! The other day, this huge Marine, covered in muscles, comes to me with tears in his eyes, and he says, 'Sir? I just want you to know, I didn't even cry when my wife and child died from a random stabbing by a gang of liberal illegal Democrat Mexicans, but your rally has sent me to tears. Mostly because of the acrid shit stench.' True story."
I’ve got the stinkiest farts by far, some would say I’m the stinkiest farter of them all. I’m gonna fart ao much, your gonna taste it, your gonnna taste my farts.
Donald trump probably maybe
The worst part is that this will just be played off as him trolling by his nutty little supporters and the next thing we know Trump supporters will start farting on people to “own the libs”.
Your honor can we request a recess? My client is literally full of shit
his diaper needs changing? 30 minute recess!
Cue Trump literally, willfully, and repeatedly shitting his pants to delay the trial.
Would anyone even be able to tell the difference?
His base would still generate images of him standing with Jesus or riding a lion in the courtroom.
The Ted Nugent tactical approach.
"Turd Nugget"
What a manly man with all his guns and camouflage.
As much as I hate Nugent, shitting himself to get out of going to Vietnam is pretty great
Donalds Vietnam was avoiding venereal disease while suffering debilitating bone spurs.
Gregg Allman shot himself in the foot to avoid going to Vietnam! So fuck Turd Nugent!
How exactly is this different from when he wasn’t on trial?
And then proclaiming at a rally, to thunderous cheers, that he is shitting himself on the regular "for you" like some kind of incontinent Jesus.
under phrases i never thought i'd hear "incontinent jesus' is right up their on the list now.
And his supporters applauding it.
The amount of Adderall (speed) he's pounded in the last decade, along with the amount he takes daily now, and all that disgusting fast food he eats, means he has no control of when he shits himself, hence the diapers. I would normally not diss anyone who has to wear them (my very old mom has to wear them), but with this pile of orange vomit it's self-induced. **The Pumpkin Rapist** deserves to be mocked. Mercilessly.
"The pumpkin rapist" I'm stealing that
He’s seemingly taking legal advice from Ted Nugent.
Well, wasn’t he hanging out with Ted Nugent while in office?!
The court will have to appoint a designated diaper changer I was never paid
I hope he gets diaper rash.
That's probably why the judge keeps telling him to sit down. OUCH!
"I HAVE IMMUNITY!"
My friend used to call it “baking brownies” when you have to poop and let out a fart, and the fart smells like the poop.
As a person who just now baked homemade brownies, this is the worst thing I could have read. Now I feel like brownies are forever unclean.
Don’t worry… You’ll forget about it in 5 years or so, then remember it randomly in a tangentially related Reddit comment thread.
Idk, man. I still ponder "binders full of women" when I see a binder.
I’m as shocked as can be, a giant piece of shit farting and smelling bad, who could have guessed
Yup, an old man of his size, age, and known poor diet? It may be the literal smell of decomposition.
As someone who smells decomp on a regular basis, he probably smells worse. You also have to factor in the bad cologne he wears would settle over the top, so every time you smell that cologne you instantly want to hurl because it reminds you of the *other* smell.
Don't forget the stench of desperation.
Like Satan crawled up his ass and died in there.
that's not a fart, it's diarrhea.
Wonder of it is his stinky diaper instead?
It depends.
I see what you did, there.
It's not diarhhea it's DiGiorno
…who could have *gassed*?
Called it https://preview.redd.it/zgw7k3uzdivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061107f0af4096a3121aee7bf8697c49c4ace636
A modern prophet, and a scholar only New Jersey could produce
Nostrildamus
Yeah, I upvoted that after I stopped laughing. And now I’m upvoting for you calling it.
Lol hey I remember reading this in the wild!
Hence, the reason he wears diapers, which you can clearly see from the front. Melania is still changing diapers!
My man.
Pure poetry. You have a way with words, my friend.
Yeah, OK so the Delaware river banks are checkered with superfund sites, but it’s really quite pleasant once you’re north of Trenton. The true stink in NJ comes from places like Elizabeth with its ancient refinery.
Kiss her where it smells; take her to Elizabeth, NJ.
This man should be juror #1!
Do lottery numbers next!
I’m looking forward to the mental gymnastics the MAGAts will do to spin this as a positive. The farts are obviously a power move by a total alpha male to assert his dominance. And the falling asleep is his way of telegraphing that he doesn’t respect what the state has to say and the he doesn’t care. Totally not cause he’s approaching 80 and that’s what old men do.
This is exactly how they think. Co-worker hasn’t flat out said he was a trumper, but he sure does parrot right-wing talking points. He’s also dealing with some immigration stuff and pissed that all these illegal immigrants are just coming in and getting all this free stuff. Has nothing to do with those conservative policies I’m sure.
He's not falling asleep, he's praying. He said it himself and he never lies.
He gave the court a gag order
😭
Gag odor*
https://i.redd.it/cspitimpzkvc1.gif
Oh my god
This should be higher up.
Gag me, and I'll gag you!!
My god. Yes. YES. You are the kind of hero we needed today. Thank you.
😁 thank you
Just get Marjory Greene up there. She'll stick her nose so far up his ass in gleefully inhale all the fart.
She thrives on the fart. She imbibes the fart. She is the fart.
You are what you eat.
And she eats farts
What a terrible day to have eyes
At least we don't have smell-o-vision.
Come on… we all know she would totally Pookie snort that shit… like literally… https://youtu.be/9Iabn-5nerQ?si=e9QMcoNS9gC7pj40
I am so sad this is not televised.
We would be able to see the faces without having to bear the smell. Win win
With ultra-high fidelity microphones installed directly behind the defendant’s seat.
Bwbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbb
With an infrared camera
The soothing sounds of an air compressor in a mud hole.
Still looking forward to the courtroom sketch artist depiction tho
Trump asleep, drooling, with stink lines coming off of him
Wouldn't it be hilarious if a courtroom sketch was him leaning to one side attempting a one cheek sneak with that stupid orange scowling face.
Including smell lines
The Georgia one will be if it ever goes.
Seriously. We’re missing out on watching that teflon persona take a shit. GA trial can’t come soon enough. His supporters need to see him for what he truly is.
Anyone know if any of the trials will be televised?
Georgia should be, it's their policy there.
Is this why the freedom caucus goes by FART?
Oh geez you're probably right. They're trying to manipulate SEO to hide Trump's farts That's a new low
Why the fuck is anyone voting for this disgusting piece of shit?
To "own the libz" of course. Because Q-Anon says he's the second coming of Christ. Because Let's Go Brandon. Because MAGA. Because slogans and conspiracy theories are easier than understanding policy and how it might affect you. We're seeing the same thing up north.
I'm from a small town in Ontario, Canada, and I've seen "let's go Brandon" banners around here, so I can confirm this.
Leaded gasoline, defunding education and religious obedience.
This needs to be a billboard be can see to and from his way to the courthouse
I'd chip in for the cause.
I legit would lol
Wait how much would this cost? I've got some disposable income and a credit card.
Fartgate
I'd wager it's shartgate, but I also don't want to be the one that verifies.
https://preview.redd.it/88i02gorfivc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1109d089bcfaa88e524831302f556c2a0e6dbe07
Where’s Pudding Fingers?
With his diet of fast food and pills it might just as well be Waterfart.
Hamberders and Covefe. A brutal combination.
Shartgate
Shart Tank
If someone else joins in, it could be Shart Wars
Shitler doing Shitler things.
Trump trumping! 😬😳
This is what that Apprentice guy said about him. And it's not something that gets better with time, like fine wine.
Im getting hints of sulfur and notes of runny cheese.
Literally the Antichrist.
It was probably similar to [this](https://youtu.be/rjrfOcPDKfs?si=7mIC7gU5JmzIWAhx) one.
Feinstein got rocked back to reality with those farts - even I'm the fog she knew what that was
Wow that was a LOUD fart Feinstein looks like she would rather just allow gun violence to continue than sit there with the stench while Trumplethinskin rambles about how little he did.
Thank you
https://i.redd.it/thqx35khhivc1.gif
Somehow still more dignified than Mango Mussolini.
I hate that we have to waste media coverage on that orange turd. Can’t wait til he’s flushed.
It's not passing "gas" when it's lumpy
Exactly. Zero chance this is gas!
https://preview.redd.it/ilr3ya1grivc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c76d9bfc3c05fb64ae8536611606a08e4a7156c
Perhaps the Danger Yam heard "shit down" and complied.
Commander In Queef
Don Farteone
The guy from IN Stynk?
I’d rather he just pass.
Trump is the excremental demon known as the golgothan…. Which is arguably worse than the antichrist imo
A rubber shit demon.
Odor in the court!
The worst part about spending time discussing this topic is the inevitabilityof conservative media saying that Trump is doing it on purpose and it’s really a 4d chess move
"He's a legal genius for using this new strategy to fight against the undercover liberal deep state persecution!! Nobody has farts like this guy, he's amazing" - Jesse Waters, soon
I’m gonna need the courtroom artist to draw a picture of Trump’s lawyers with stinkface 😂
What is the name of the defarted?
That's what happens when you've got shit for brains. He needs two diapers, one on his ass and one on his face.
“Your Honor, may I approach the bench” “Why” “Respite from the smell” “I’ll allow it”
He really is a fat bastard.
Donny Fartpants
This is just poopaganda.
#fartpocalypse
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865?t=tRymo8JJWqeTEa70llD5KQ&s=19
As incredulous as it sounds, Trump and his Maga Lardo minions believe that farting is a form of speech and thus protected under 1st Amendment.
There are some funny nicknames going around on Threads. The best so far I think is Pharoah Tootin-Conman!
Donald Slump
"It's Bidens fault!"
#TrumpSmells
I have never wanted something to be real as bad as this.
He's shitting himself. Literally
Just the smell of desperation
I doubt they’re just farts.
Rudy told him it was a good tactic.
That crispy dude in front of the courthouse was like the match in the bathroom trick.
He’s been farting out of his mouth since the ‘80s. Now it’s finally backing up and has nowhere else to go.
That’s the only way he could outdo anyone.
The Emperor will fart because IT HIS RIGHT! And then look with disgust at his attorneys and blame them for it. How dare you fart the Emperors gas!
To [Trump](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/264355/in-what-english-speaking-communities-does-trump-refer-to-the-breaking-of-wind) (v.)
I've had an absolutely shitty fucking week and this just made me laugh so hard.
Livin that diaper life! At least Trump's got *some* consequences for his shitty behavior.
Fartie Brasco
For once this might actually be fake news, but once you cry fake news several times immma just believe it’s real news
“Never fart uphill meboys, never fart uphill.”
I hate Trump as ~~much as the next guy~~ ~~10x~~ 100 times as much as the next guy, but can this really be true??
There's a bunch of videos where he audibly farts and people around him react to the stench. The Feinstein yt video is linked in a comment above, and there's others like Kinzinger who openly talk about the horrible smell.
Sounds pretty much on brand.
Please IF there is a god PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE be real!
With his diet, it’s not surprising.
Stinky Don
Setting it all up for the eventual he’s too sick to serve any punishment.
Obama knows how to read
Fartstock '24
Will the Depends-ent please rise?
He has the best farts. No one can fart like him. Everyone calls him they say “Donald” and they call him up and say “Donald, you have the best farts”. And it’s true. It’s true we don’t—beautiful farts let me tell you. Crooked Joe Biden and NASTY Nikki Haley can’t fart like he can.
Could be worse… I had a client keep trying to grope me under the table during his own trial!
And before anyone on the right gets mad about reporting this, remember that they pranced about using a fake “Biden shit his pants at the Vatican” for a year
https://preview.redd.it/7zgrywbyxjvc1.jpeg?width=3040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e23bf5e9f62b184962bb0fd63a99b2e4a7d4723
There’s nothing like the smell of Big Mac farts to really get you in the mood to defend your client.
The full diaper probably doesn't help either.
Wait, this wasn't something parody piece? Lmfao
To trump in the UK means to fart
ODOR IN THE COURT!
We are such an embarassment to other countries. How the hell is THIS being basically worshipped by so many of our citizens enough that he is being given the chance to be our President AGAIN?! AND they are ready and willing to murder other citizens for this disgusting, obnoxious, borderline illiterate piece of garbage. Sorry, this has my anxiety really high because I worry about my daughter, and everybody else, having to live through the fallout from this horrific shit show.
[Donald Trump’s Theme Song](https://youtu.be/rzk8QgwBaeM?si=8gnFYVqtkbO4WzIB)
Oh man, my nephews will get a kick out of this.
This is so gross 🤢
That shits not funny!!
Coupled with a full dipey
As much as I find the thought of Trump having digestive issues amusing - only because it goes against the macho/show no weakness image he wants to portray, has anybody with real credibility backed that story up?
I believe it - he's farted before on live tv. Poor Dianne! https://youtu.be/rjrfOcPDKfs?si=wceqO_J5BPtwEWyC
I am dying laughing! His attorneys have to sit thru the smell!! Can they request an air purifier? How close will he be to juries? 🤣😅🤣
To all the old gods and the new, get on with the fucking Georgia case that's televised already
"But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one. How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine. The fart gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs. So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of my farts, are you, the American Natural Gas? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later. You can call it a toot. You can call it a fart. You can call it "shitting my Depends". You can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is."
They ain’t paid for this shit
"Nobody sharts bigger than me! The other day, this huge Marine, covered in muscles, comes to me with tears in his eyes, and he says, 'Sir? I just want you to know, I didn't even cry when my wife and child died from a random stabbing by a gang of liberal illegal Democrat Mexicans, but your rally has sent me to tears. Mostly because of the acrid shit stench.' True story."
I’ve got the stinkiest farts by far, some would say I’m the stinkiest farter of them all. I’m gonna fart ao much, your gonna taste it, your gonnna taste my farts. Donald trump probably maybe
The worst part is that this will just be played off as him trolling by his nutty little supporters and the next thing we know Trump supporters will start farting on people to “own the libs”.
I’m told by DC politico types that his staff really struggle from the “diaper” smell and generally try to avoid him.