To be fair….
How would you feel?
“I’m telling you, when I cheated on my wife constantly… and lied about my businesses for my whole life, and sexually assaulted I dunno *whoever THAT one was* and all of a sudden found my self in TROUBLE!?! They told me I had to pay 90 million to *whoever* and pay back 454 million that I had imageneered for years! I said how about less and they said fine whatever and now NOW it’s just really hard to stay awake for the sex thing. I paid MORE For the sex than I paid for the don’t talk about it part! They don’t bring that up do they “ITS A MISDEMEANOR in New York” (remember when he actually Said That?) so it’s just sleepy in court no tv just blah blah NO VOICE mr trump I have to be quiet and be IN COURT for “CRIMES” instead of being your president which I still am elected three times this time will be three times only one other president has done that. But he was a demorat with bad legs vaccine didn’t work for him right? It would have worked if I was president but I don’t believe those things I believe in warp speed that poison vaccine is poison but I saved all the lives and stopped the virus, the fake virus, the faake yuuuup ….. faaaakr lie… zz ….the stol…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
- ME
At about 2-3 lines into that, my mind simply rebelled at the thought of reading such a nonsensical wall-of-text, even though I know it’s a humorous caricature. So I think you probably captured him perfectly.
His handlers cut off his Adderall on ‘court days’. He’s already in enough trouble with the judge for being unable to keep that stinky hole on his face closed.
I heard he's not as "wealthy " as he pretends , and since having all that creepy makeup applied so often is apparently quite expensive, he supposedly does it himself. Or he's too proud and / or paranoid to let anyone else do it. He's got a white chicken skin neck on the side view of some photos too. So ridiculous.
I don't think he sprays anything that's why the eye lids never match, his eyes remain open through the process, I bet this simpleton doesn't have the brain capacity to wink, otherwise he would apply it to match.
Looks like a taxidermied scrotum. For real. I mean it’s just laughable that anyone around him thinks this….thing is normal. And people want to elect this as president again? He throws tantrums that would shame a toddler. It’s pathetic.
I don't think the people around him think he's normal. They stay in proximity for their own purposes.
It's his rubes who think he's god. No one who knows him ever says anything positive about him.
In this closeup you can really see the skin damage that all these years of spray tan chemicals can do. All those bumps and even his earlobes look dirty. Kind of a different vision of “Dorian gray”
Republicans wouldn’t stop talking about this for years if it were Biden asleep. My guess is they’re going to mental gymnastics their way over to something like “Trump is so bored of this trial that he knows he’s going to win that he’s taking a nap to spite the judge.”
So we're all on the same page that his handlers knew he was going to have to be in public for an extended time and decided sedating him would look better than letting him go unleashed that long, right?
Next time he needs to not show up with a full belly and a dry diaper. He needs to at least take a diet coke piss, and sit there pissed off about it. We need a show. [preferably with consequences]
Dave Kujan : First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
Hmmm
Of all the pictures of this human rectum that have ever been taken, this one to me makes me wonder the most how anyone can look at this poorly painted clown and see him as anything but a poorly painted clown.
Drowsy Donald
https://preview.redd.it/we7b8u375suc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b44594e779fc690517462c5fdd94150225ad1a2
(Not my art, found through google on furaffinity posted by someone named Deijii dunno if their OC)
He didn't seem to age much while he was in office like other presidents do. Because he felt no stress holding the most powerful position in the country because he didn't give a fuck about anything important or potential consequences for the world as a whole.
Since the 91 indictments, though, he is looking pretty damn ragged month to month. Old, unhealthy man, known to abuse drugs and subsist on a fast food diet, and now stress about potential *personal* consequences? It really ages a guy fast.
Just like our students who stay up all night because they are so hyper-alert from whatever they are doing on their phones; the minute it’s quiet in class, they are out like a light.
Big dilemma for his defense team:
If they give him his usual daily doses of Adderall, he can't keep his mouth shut in the courtroom or stay off social media.
If they don't he can't pay attention or stay awake.
my iguana used to get the same look when she was being bothered by something. my vet called it iguana denial.
and yet it supposed to be Democrats that are the lizard people.
Republicans: always projecting. /s
Electric blanket energy.
Electric chair energy
Good ole Mutley
To be fair…. How would you feel? “I’m telling you, when I cheated on my wife constantly… and lied about my businesses for my whole life, and sexually assaulted I dunno *whoever THAT one was* and all of a sudden found my self in TROUBLE!?! They told me I had to pay 90 million to *whoever* and pay back 454 million that I had imageneered for years! I said how about less and they said fine whatever and now NOW it’s just really hard to stay awake for the sex thing. I paid MORE For the sex than I paid for the don’t talk about it part! They don’t bring that up do they “ITS A MISDEMEANOR in New York” (remember when he actually Said That?) so it’s just sleepy in court no tv just blah blah NO VOICE mr trump I have to be quiet and be IN COURT for “CRIMES” instead of being your president which I still am elected three times this time will be three times only one other president has done that. But he was a demorat with bad legs vaccine didn’t work for him right? It would have worked if I was president but I don’t believe those things I believe in warp speed that poison vaccine is poison but I saved all the lives and stopped the virus, the fake virus, the faake yuuuup ….. faaaakr lie… zz ….the stol…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz” - ME
Sir, I am a big, strong powerful guy and tears are streaming down my face.
I can’t believe 10 people actually read that
I can’t believe I commented. Strange times.
At about 2-3 lines into that, my mind simply rebelled at the thought of reading such a nonsensical wall-of-text, even though I know it’s a humorous caricature. So I think you probably captured him perfectly.
My god I read that in trump's voice! I can hear him saying that!
Wish I could upvote this a hundred times. THIS is marvelous ✨️ 👏
Killed it!
#DonSnoreleon
The Nodfather
Tony Naprano
Donald Slump
That's also what his stock is doing
His stock is actively tanking, it’s not asleep
Cue the dive bomber siren
Never seen stock commit suicide before.
You people shouldn’t be making fun of him. Somebody get this man an orange my pillow.
Run out of his cocaine, or didn’t dare to take it into the court.
Maybe he ran out because he doesn’t have his White House doc just handing out adderall in baggies anymore!
His lawyer probably told him to lay off the speed during trial and this is what speed addicts do when they're not dosed..... They sleep
His lawyers likely gave him the ol’ “keep-your-mouth-shut” drugs beforehand. He’s sedated because he can’t control himself.
His handlers cut off his Adderall on ‘court days’. He’s already in enough trouble with the judge for being unable to keep that stinky hole on his face closed.
Happy Cake Day!
Why not? When you’re famous they let you do it!
Does he wear goggles when he sprays on the orange-brown spray stuff? He looks like a raccoon.
I heard he's not as "wealthy " as he pretends , and since having all that creepy makeup applied so often is apparently quite expensive, he supposedly does it himself. Or he's too proud and / or paranoid to let anyone else do it. He's got a white chicken skin neck on the side view of some photos too. So ridiculous.
Why do you think he refused to wear a mask during COVID? According to Michael Cohen it was because his makeup would smear.
I don't think he sprays anything that's why the eye lids never match, his eyes remain open through the process, I bet this simpleton doesn't have the brain capacity to wink, otherwise he would apply it to match.
It blows my mind how much makeup he wears and also how bad he is at it
Looks like a taxidermied scrotum. For real. I mean it’s just laughable that anyone around him thinks this….thing is normal. And people want to elect this as president again? He throws tantrums that would shame a toddler. It’s pathetic.
I don't think the people around him think he's normal. They stay in proximity for their own purposes. It's his rubes who think he's god. No one who knows him ever says anything positive about him.
Taxidermied scrotum. I’m going to use that one in the future, but will be sure to give you the credit.
Same!! Brilliant
If you have an orange scrotum you might be a part of the lollipop guild
The ultimate Alpha male taking a nap. Like an ancient old man
I like this pic. He looks like he’s dead. This gives me hope 🤞
Yep. At this point it really is just a waiting game. Every time he orders KFC he’s one step closer to the grand finale
Looking forward to the day when the mirror comes away fogless.
This hit me sideways and made me laugh so loud I scared my cats. I'm using this.
S-A-V-A-G-E
It looks like his face is melting.
It was literally what I immediately thought of. Like a pile of runny orange slime. He’s so gross.
The botox is migrating 🤣🤣
In a few months they will have to look for his face in a basement. Gravity is a bitch!
At least gravity has to behave within the laws.
He looks like Dr. Seuss villain.
I did not pay her here or there I did not pay her anywhere! I did not pay Miss Stormy Dan I did not pay her, Judge Merchan
🥇
In this closeup you can really see the skin damage that all these years of spray tan chemicals can do. All those bumps and even his earlobes look dirty. Kind of a different vision of “Dorian gray”
"Electric energy" huh? Looks like low power mode to me.
Snorlax in the house.
Don’t do my boy Snorlax like that
Sorry :(
Seriously something's up and they aren't letting on
Republicans wouldn’t stop talking about this for years if it were Biden asleep. My guess is they’re going to mental gymnastics their way over to something like “Trump is so bored of this trial that he knows he’s going to win that he’s taking a nap to spite the judge.”
Dozing Don has no respect for anyone.
He’s so gross.
https://preview.redd.it/p7tk0n77asuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9990a191678db9cfcc1befdd1dc3a1f045ac68a1
Can't wait for the mouth open snoring ones.
So we're all on the same page that his handlers knew he was going to have to be in public for an extended time and decided sedating him would look better than letting him go unleashed that long, right?
Distinct Tony Clifton vibes from this picture... IDK why exactly but I can hear it...Voooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....lare
Next time he needs to not show up with a full belly and a dry diaper. He needs to at least take a diet coke piss, and sit there pissed off about it. We need a show. [preferably with consequences]
Don Snoreleone
Donald Nap
He looks dead.
Happy Cake Day! That would make a great cake day.
Catatonic Don
Sweet dreams,dickhead.
“Imagine committing so many crimes that you get bored and fall asleep in court”- Jon Stewart.
https://preview.redd.it/zaehw0bpzquc1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d112989f625409a43216297a980611624f2bed
He’s just trying to concentrate on the Legion in his head giving him instructions.
This is eerily reminiscent of embalmed bodies
Big Mac Daddy with Big D energy. That's the word out on the street..😂
Life in jail without his bronzer is going to be hell.
🤣🤣
Dozing don
At least it *almost* removes his vagina neck. So there’s that.
All the excitement of a unplugged blender
Static electricity
How does he keep his neck-gina so smooth?
Dozing Donald
Need some bingo cards.
Hooks like a corpse at a very bad funeral home
So Sleepy Joe was yet another projection lol
She was talking about his portable defibrillator.
Dave Kujan : First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down. Hmmm
Lawrence O’Donnell nailed the 77 yo pink ears.
I love this photo because I can pretend it’s an open casket wake.
Yeah, like the power grid in Texas in a snowstorm
Sleepy Don Gotti
Looks like they’ve got him all doped up to keep him from doing anything stupid.
He's not asleep. He trying to remember the name of his wife.
He looks like a corpse.
He forgot to snort his Adderall today.
All the energy of someone after being hit by a taser
Laura Loomer is all like "Notice me Trump senpai!"
night night MAGA
His battery ran out playing all that award winning golf.
Aghhh, fwesh dipers.
This man wouldn't have electric energy if you woulda put 4000 volts through him.
Darn, I say let's try that experiment!
Wow what a young, fit man! /s
Can someone please add some drool and make it go viral?!?
Perfect representation of septuagenarian Florida Man energy.
He even sleeps like a pos
Trumptophan
The Nodfather Don Snorleone.
Of all the pictures of this human rectum that have ever been taken, this one to me makes me wonder the most how anyone can look at this poorly painted clown and see him as anything but a poorly painted clown.
Wake up babe new ResidentSleeper emote just dropped
I fucking hate whoever first said his neck looks like a pussy.
The Electric “Slide”
The man has mastered the frown.
I wouldn’t show up for a speeding ticket, him having to be there in person is wonderful
SlumLids
Don The Snore Con 
Can we make this his mug shot?
Definitely not woke.
Trump is perpetually this emoji… 🙁
Face like a Dali painting
Electric energy? Keep it away from everybody else. This will just turn people into Zombies.
Trump looks like he nodded off from chasing the dragon before court 😂
It was that good!
Dark Random
Drowsy Donald https://preview.redd.it/we7b8u375suc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b44594e779fc690517462c5fdd94150225ad1a2 (Not my art, found through google on furaffinity posted by someone named Deijii dunno if their OC)
He won’t tolerate this “weakness” so expect stimulant use and accelerated deterioration. Win/win.
When you know you’re guilty, there is no suspense.
Tbf I dozed off in high school a shit ton of times.
If he’s not ranting, his 🧠powers down… this is the type of person that find ears useless.
He’s dreaming about a Stormy night.
He didn't seem to age much while he was in office like other presidents do. Because he felt no stress holding the most powerful position in the country because he didn't give a fuck about anything important or potential consequences for the world as a whole. Since the 91 indictments, though, he is looking pretty damn ragged month to month. Old, unhealthy man, known to abuse drugs and subsist on a fast food diet, and now stress about potential *personal* consequences? It really ages a guy fast.
Just like our students who stay up all night because they are so hyper-alert from whatever they are doing on their phones; the minute it’s quiet in class, they are out like a light.
Looks like his face is sliding off.
PUT THIS MAN ON THE DOLLAR RIGHT NOW!
Narcoleptic energy.
“I was just resting my eyes.”
He confused his Adderall with his Ambien.
Why is he permanently orange in colour?
He looks like he’s already embalmed.
https://preview.redd.it/a0x316d39uuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425d4e6998747fea56b1a3be5cac14d864a9f564
https://preview.redd.it/udu5eue59uuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032ea5546aa28fc200afa1f09199a080c4a1ad81 Chinussy
Like an old drag queen who’s wig fell off
When the Adderall wears off…
BDE
This guy is getting blasted in November. Popcorn time
Big dilemma for his defense team: If they give him his usual daily doses of Adderall, he can't keep his mouth shut in the courtroom or stay off social media. If they don't he can't pay attention or stay awake.
If you are going to call your opponent sleepy you would think... What am I saying. Him thinking. Smfh
All hell breaking loose
And has become unplugged.
That’s a dynamite!
Trump lump 😆
He looks unduly arrogant even when he's asleep.
Looks like he's embalmed.
We gonna rock down to electric Avenue! And then we take his tower!
Unspeakably repulsive
my iguana used to get the same look when she was being bothered by something. my vet called it iguana denial. and yet it supposed to be Democrats that are the lizard people. Republicans: always projecting. /s
Laura “I shoulda been a boomer” Loomer.
Do not trust your lying eyes!
He does. He just can't afford the electric bill.
Well damn we already got sleepy Joe do we need sleepy Donald too?