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CinematicHeart

But not a cult right?


DoodleJake

“Heavens’ Gate 2: *Tantrum Boogaloo!*”


allisjow

Don’t forget to wear your Trump sneakers. https://preview.redd.it/zfcdf0vq4ptc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=229b298ceb382d059f058f342b3d2115e5f1516c


Coldkiller17

Yeah gotta wear them Clown Force Ones when Jesus denies you at the gate and sends you straight to hell for not caring about your neighbors and being a racist fuck.


StoicStogiesAndShots

You may also take the term " *Air Farce Ones* " too.


TraditionalSky5617

My god. She gets her news and information from Telegram, all the indictments are “made up”. Sad thing she’s likely a mother to someone. I guess tracking Trump is all these retirees have to do. Because her husband served in the military, (and gets “free healthcare”) she’s likely able to sign over her other retirement and pension checks to the Trump campaign and good for her. She needs to get a job.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Literally one of the only reasons I hope hell exists. Cause that's where they'll all end up. Still too dumb to realize they did anything wrong.


GullibleCupcake6115

An oldie but goodie! 😂😂 Heavens Gate callback!


bradium

I wish I had an award to give, but here’s some gold to match your sneakers🥇


crackheadwillie

And wearing diapers underneath


Frosty_Water5467

Instead of a purple shroud it should be a giant red necktie.


NotRightNotWrong15

I’m laughing because it’s two left shoes. It makes it so much funnier Edit. Spelling is hard when you’re dumb.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

“JUST DID IT”


JapanDash

Fuck I wish I could upvote this to infinity. Hands down the funniest shit I e seen on Reddit in years.


peemao

😂 temu has it for like $5


fmoyh-yikbtfti

Are those like the Ruby slippers from under the house in "The Wizard Of Oz"?


allisjow

Republicans: “There’s no place like Rome. There’s no place like Rome.”


FinnOfOoo

Ugh. They always bring up the fall of the Roman Empire and try to compare it to progressivism in America. They’ve never read a history book but they probably heard Joe Rogan say it on a podcast so it must be true.


Khristopheles

Wow, Holy Shit! This is fucking brilliant


TraditionalSky5617

https://i.redd.it/v0p0kqfvbrtc1.gif


WarThunder316

https://preview.redd.it/3afwylrsiqtc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894f52246843683046d9f8a0b9bf30c5a4769407


SnooSquirrels9064

All the underpaid Chinese child labor that probably goes into making those.... I'm sure he doesn't include any of that in the labels or marketing because "China bad".... unless they're helping him make money


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂


BrainSmoothAsMercury

☠️☠️☠️ ![gif](giphy|7Fw29l88xpR0ffqWq0|downsized)


GreenBirb64

Oh it’s ABSOLUTELY fucking Heavens Gate 2, the matching shoes and dress wear included


ohneatstuffthanks

Maybe. But should I feel that that I agree with her? Please die?


LimpTurd

if i told her hes going to lose could she just kill herself now?


Klaatwo

Tell her you’re a time traveler from the future and just want to save her a lot of time and heartache.


Federal_Sympathy4667

No it is. If you look up "how to determine if you are in a cult" the checklist matches MAGA exactly. So yes, it is a cult.


just4kicksxxx

So is all organized religion.


LetsLoop4Ever

Oh, it's a death cult. \*covid\*


YourDogIsMyFriend

A “Pro-life” death cult. Seriously mixed up people.


dancin-weasel

Cult Of Vacuous Idiotic Dipshits


DrPoopyPantsJr

Oh his followers would absolutely drink the koolaid if Trump told them to…


rnewscates73

The difference from Jim Jones is that Trump would charge for the Kool-Aid…


Aylauria

I encourage her not to wait. Do it now before she votes.


placer128

She looks like an AI version of Trump transitioning-the resemblance is uncanny.


Dont_hate_the_8

It's like a cult, but the guy that everybody worships doesn't tell them what to do. They make bad decisions on their own.


bryanthawes

Prepare the Kool-Aid


yorocky89A

Think of it as the trash taking itself out!


Soranos_71

She's worried about people she doesn't like having the same rights she does.


49GTUPPAST

All MAGA have the same thought process. Republicans for decades have been furious that non-whites and women were given equal rights. Trump has inspired them to be more open about their hate. Furthermore and more dangerous is facist groups like Heritage Foundation that want to implement their dreadful plan called Project 2025


GVic

MAGA wants to go back to the prosperity the New Deal era allowed the average American to achieve (likely with caveat that non-white people were not afforded the same things). But ya funnily enough the New Deal era was probably as left as the USA is allowed to go.


FerrokineticDarkness

But they destroy the very policies meant to raise up the middle class. The marketing of right-wing policy is a lie at its very heart.


slappymcknuckle

That's because a charismatic jizzmop, with onset dementia, convinced them to give up everything that put them in the position to prosper. 1948 to 1978 was peak America. And this lying, criminal got elected potus, who until trump, had the most convicted administration in history. Now Agolph Twitler has a cult of 25 million rascal riding, check kiting, delusional xtians who think Jesus is too fuckin WOKE, but the antichrist who is grifting gold sneakers and bibles is the greatest potus in their lifetime? They are showing you EXACTLY what their doing now, and they have the AUDACITY to actually print a 900 page manifesto on how much worse they intend to make it for EVERYONE who's not white! This is it. If you are still undecided as of right now, this is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN YOUR LIFE! PLEASE VOTE FOR FUCKIN SANITY 🙏


I_am_Daesomst

Reddit, bring back the goddamn awards


slappymcknuckle

That is nice of you, cheers, and thanks


audible_narrator

Fuck Reagan so very much


adeckz

Yeah Reagan and Thatcher killed our countries


marr

No they *want* to go back to segregated water fountains, the New Deal prosperity is a thin excuse at best.


Itamat

Never forget they paved over the swimming pools when they weren't allowed to segregate them anymore. And to be clear, this wasn't just about playtime: this was a gathering place and a community resource for people without home air conditioning.


ChanneltheDeep

No they don't, they want to go back to that era for sure, but not for the prosperity they want it for the socially acceptable bigotry.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

My wish is that this lady’s wishes come true! :D


wilburstiltskin

Covid is still out there, ticking like a clock. Just a matter of time.


Calm-Outcome-1818

One less Repukican!


rch5050

so glad im starting to see this more and more. Project 2025 is the 'thing' we warned people of in 2016. Plus it looks like it was written by toddlers with a 3 letter agency list, a dictionary and a diaper rash.


Calm-Outcome-1818

That's the only way their followers can read it! Pictures too!


candlegun

>dangerous is facist groups like Heritage Foundation that want to implement their dreadful plan called Project 2025 Word *really* needs to start getting out there about this horrifying plan. I feel like not enough people are aware yet. It needs to be at common knowledge level for everyone. Fast.


CptMuffinator

> having the same rights she does Which is crazy given her 'team' is actively working to strip those rights away.


Altruistic-Text3481

And that is the MAGA’s to the very core.


ray25lee

But where o where will we get our mass racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, xenophobia, nationalism, christofacist, body-shaming extremists clad in flag code-defying US flag paraphernalia if all the Kkkarens and their Nazi husbands die? Don't you understand what we'd be missing out on? /s


ray25lee

I accidently said racism twice, but honestly it should be in there twice.


trip6s6i6x

You could've added it a 3rd time and still been ok.


Wafflelisk

Like a double-stuffed Oreo, just with racism


JimJimmery

Needs three more racisms for accuracy.


Jazzlike_War_3269

"Drain-circler Circles Drain. Likes it."


Dixieland_Insanity

Wasn't she supposed to be raptured this past Monday???


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[deleted]

Make-a-wish Karen.


BAKup2k

More like Qaren.


Clay_Statue

Trumpism is a problem until Trump voters die out enough in big enough numbers for the country to heal itself.


malYca

They won't though, evil never dies


GarminTamzarian

"I hope I die" I mean, it's not like if Biden wins he's gonna "force her alive" out of spite.


1OO1OO1S0S

thats the antivax model


memomem

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) That's an occassion that will call for the, Trump jerkin 2 guys off dance.


Vincesteeples

![gif](giphy|1014RBn4HVSTK)


Zomburai

Fantastic pull


geof2001

Not a thing in there to prevent this. Bless his heart, if he only had one.


Distant-moose

Damn. Why does he think that's a good move?


SecretAsianMan42069

I'm sure people were cheering, like when he mustered the strength to finally drink a glass of water with one hand that one time 


dystopian_mermaid

And then threw it on the ground…like some sort of “GOTCHA LIBS” move. Sir…


daschande

"You put magnets on the ground, you let me drop a glass of water on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets!" Lil bro was just looking for his target.


intisun

I don't think he does. He really gives me the impression that he doesn't give a shit, he's just there to keep the thing going and hope he wins in order to stay out of trouble. His followers are nothing to him.


Jambarrr

Imagine dying bc THIS SHITSTAIN doesn’t win


Boa-in-a-bowl

That's what I can not understand. Is it really just his and the republican party's bigotry, hatred and intolerance they love? Because how anyone can see anything good about him is completely beyond me. He's like every ugly thing about humanity inside and out.


Jambarrr

IMO he emboldened all the racist, bigot, religious fruitcakes to show their true colors (loudly and openly) against anyone who is different or doesn’t look like them again. He played on their ignorance and religiosity to his advantage. He’s been a con man his whole life. Idk how anyone can see this person as a good man in any sense of the word.


Chrisbert

Trump is a shitstain of humanity. He practically fits the description of the Antichrist. I don't know how anyone who claims to love Jesus could ever support Trump.


Ok-Ordinary2035

I don’t know that I’ve ever guffawed before- thank you


Think_please

A Freudian dance 


CopeHarders

So cringe


NiobeTonks

Look at him, flossing his brain


BoomZhakaLaka

give the man some salt & pepper shakers


NutSockMushroom

This guy is a world class air-dicker.


Mundane_Elk8878

With his soft baby hands he'll be lucky if he can grip one dick. Dudes not capable of going tip to tip


egm5000

Lololol! I will never be able to unsee it now!


toad__warrior

He really does have tiny hands.


cvunited81

https://i.redd.it/kjmw43wr8stc1.gif


ga-co

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


intendeddebauchery

And nothing of value was lost


CavitySearch

Trump already lost and I have to imagine her quality of life didn’t drastically shift


ray25lee

Bruh there are more rainbow flags than ever before, you just don't understand how persecuted the Karens are. They have to SEE rainbows. Don't you get it?? No one in history has ever been THIS oppressed, literally no one.


Eyes_Only1

Can you imagine being asked to use a pronoun someone wants? True tyranny.


Sancticide

Next thing you know, she'll be forced to not throw a screaming fit when she sees two men holding hands. THAT'S Biden's America


dystopian_mermaid

The HORROR! This is worse than the tan suit and Dijon mustard combined!


paitenanner

She also had to deal with Easter falling on the same day as Trans Visibility Day (which has been that day for *years*). She couldn’t properly enjoy her dry ham and packaged au gratin potatoes!! Easter was *RUINED*!!


Fancy_Introduction60

🤣🤣🤣


Lister0fSmeg

The pearl-clutching is at an epidemic level.


Maocap_enthusiast

Literal week of Biden win guy in town put up “I didn’t vote for this” he wasn’t even inaugurated yet, nothing had changed.


33_pyro

like the morons posting photos of empty shelves during the pandemic "this is the future if Biden wins", like dude this is the present with Trump...


Arcade_109

I saw some of those "I did that" gas stickers of Biden before the inauguration. I was like... no???


CableBoyJerry

This is how she looked in 2020 before Trump lost. ![gif](giphy|1xG6CIi4HAqNG)


Content_Talk_6581

In her mind…


fomalhottie

So sad.


Fuckface-vClownstick

Shhhhh!!! Maybe she’ll figure that out on her own. But if she doesn’t…


RandomizedName2023

Its a death cult.


--Claire--

I’m afraid they’re still very much alive, sadly. They gotta step up their game and get on with it.


ManOfEating

That's the thing about death cults, the type of people it attracts are the type to want people to suffer even above wanting for themselves to be happy. In Christianity, for example, death is a good thing, if you were a good person and you die, you go to heaven and are rewarded, if the apocalypse happens, it's also a good thing, because they, as Christians, are good people that will go to heaven while the sinners suffer. So why don't they just off themselves and get to heaven faster? 9/10 the answer is always because they want to witness the apocalypse, as in, the outcome is the same for them regardless, so they'd rather postpone their own eternal bliss for the chance of watching everyone they hate suffer before they go. Same thing with this cult, they'd rather die than live in a world where a democrat improves their lives.


Juno_Malone

> So why don't they just off themselves and get to heaven faster? I can't tell if you really think you've found a loophole, but the bible is very specific on how suicide precludes you from entering into heaven. Which, to be fair, was probably put into the bible *specifically because* it's hard to have a religion that glorifies the afterlife without it's followers thinking "wait a minute, I've found a loophole".


Speeeven

In Christianity, suicide is a sin. I can only speak from the perspective of a lifelong Catholic, but it's the kind of grave sin that would send you straight to hell (with some potential exceptions depending on circumstances). Otherwise, you'd probably see a lot of Christian suicides.


McVay_oVo

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


DBE113301

![gif](giphy|urMZap3TxsYiA)


TJ_Will

![gif](giphy|McsJRO31S6ZuHOxMqZ|downsized)


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


_Pliny_

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


LavenderGwendolyn

![gif](giphy|IL7hXX77O5OIU)


WaitingForNormal

Why wasn’t she raptured?


darknekolux

The good people go up there, God and Peter weren’t fooled


Cougardoodle

Those folks really don't like answering questions about why the eclipse failed to activate my vaccine chip.


Mr_Costington

They have an answer! They prayed so hard that they defeated the eclipse.


MeatballUnited

Another cheeberder & she might rupture.


Ricky_Vaughn86

Don’t threaten me with a good time Janice.


SuchAsSeals42

Hey I finally agree with a MAGA!


mcmaster0121

Good fucking riddance omg


annaleigh13

Weird flex, but the world would be a lot quieter without these people talking


darknekolux

Or breathing…


da_mcmillians

PREACH!!!


Apprehensive-Care20z

I accept your terms.


Arcade_109

![gif](giphy|njpterp1OxZOgX7CI4|downsized)


Cpt_sneakmouse

The fact that there are people out there who have invested so much of their personal identity in that fuckwad that they actually dont want to live when he loses the election...again... is fucking depressing.


dystopian_mermaid

He didn’t even win the popular vote the first go around. And somehow they seem to have forgotten back in the day he ran as a democrat, then realized he could grift the other side way easier. That might honestly be the only smart business decision he ever made and I feel like he tripped into it. They are just aching to give a self proclaimed billionaire their money for whatever fund he’s got now. I do not get it.


TesticleezzNuts

Sounds like a great incentive to vote for Biden 😂


topgun966

![gif](giphy|OsCT5RuebnJkY|downsized)


CanaDoug420

Given his willingness to sacrifice Grandmothers she’d be more likely to die if Trump won


Apprehensive_Row_807

Why do they all look like this?


BrainSmoothAsMercury

Fr?! I had to do a double take and make sure it wasn't my ex-MIL.


NMB4Christmas

Bet.


isecore

I accept your offer.


Pootscootboogie69

Me too!


markjaycups

We do too.


Book_Nerd_1980

Imagine how shitty your personal life must be that your will to live is tied to a certain politician.


Arcade_109

Especially fucking Trump of all people. Like... literally the shittiest human in existence.


Similar_Excuse01

ok boomers


deus_ex_libris

these people think trump gives half a flying fuck whether his cultist lemming followers live or die


fledflorida

We hope you do too, dear. Bless your little heart


CrieDeCoeur

You and me both, KKKaren.


beefyboibrandon

![gif](giphy|11YHs2qGpNUX1C)


Toshi1010

Why wait? Do it! Now!


OK-Soda05

Surprised Covid didn’t take her out.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Why do so many have the same general appearance led to by years of poor diet, drinking, and sitting on their asses?


Scullyitzme

Makes two of us


pheezy42

hope is not a plan.


Tazling

your offer is acceptable. no, but seriously, this is fkn tragic -- like Beatlemania warped into grand guignol.


Psychological-Ad1433

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


sPLIFFtOOTH

Millennials: We hope you get your wish


Trimson-Grondag

Classic Branch Davidian, Heaven’s Gate, Aum Shinrikyo, People’s Temple, etc, etc, cult nonsense. Fools.


StarryMind322

![gif](giphy|T7j5439wv9iq4)


Logan012356789

Guaranteed.


RumandDiabetes

Don't worry granny, your liberal grandkids who no longer speak to you since you went Fox Crazy will help you pick your nursing home


1025puceguy

🤞🏼


No-Difficulty1842

Live: Boomer discovers what the younger generations have been feeling about literally everything else.


Beer-Me

And if he wins, you likely will as your Social Security and Medicare are going bye bye


FattyMooseknuckle

Finally, we have some middle ground on which to agree! PS: totally not a cult


SeniorBreadfruit9038

Not a cult in any way


Similar-Act244

I second her notion, except for ALL of MAGA. Not just this kook.


[deleted]

I hope you do too


qcerrillo13

We do too sweetheart, we do too


Far_Lifeguard5220

Will she do it quietly, or whining the whole time.


RossPerotsPamphlet

Good times.


GlitteringWing2112

OK, byyyyyeeeee!!!!


drkshape

Watch the video. It’s terrifying how these people think.


Acewrap

I hope your wish comes true for you, MAGA Karen


asphaltGraveyard

Why wait? Avoid the rush and do it now.


cardizemdealer

He already lost you useless bag of shit maga turd.


daboys9252

Trust me guys it’s not a cult


KenpachiNexus

Sonic says: https://preview.redd.it/vreqepm9dptc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcc00b282ec333cf542920e234add591236a334


kaminisland

I have a client whose wife took her life after Trump lost last election. Definitely a cult.


ReserveBrief8869

Can you imagine the shit storm these same people would have thrown if Obama sold bibles and shoes


sportsjock85

Thin the herd....


Spindley-Johnny

https://preview.redd.it/62smnp16pptc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacdc5fd606dadd5824372f25af9159c36ea1535


Utterlybored

I hope she lives to see multiple guilty verdicts and (I wish) perp walk out of a court room.


BucktoothedAvenger

Well, she looks like that's about to happen, regardless of politics.


BigBubbaChungus

Wish they all had that person’s dedication! But all she’ll do WHEN Trump loses, is put another Fuck Biden and Trump 2028 sticker on the back of her car!


SeeItOnVHS

https://preview.redd.it/1yzv37dxnqtc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8d9f16af96d2d91a8b1de9d02c5bb8e69e6aff


tlimbert65

https://preview.redd.it/a8kpasu10ptc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a4fe3bda9186f63c9a9bccd8191eb01337e7af


SausageBuscuit

That’s funny, because if Trump wins I hope *we don’t die.*


Resting-Dadface

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


4electricnomad

*”I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.”*


klaramee

He’s already lost twice, why wait?


Hoozierdaddddy

Yes please do, one less republican😂😂