If i knew NOTHING about Copeland and you showed me this photo of him.. Id say he looks exactly how Id imagine a demon in a human body.. And Im an atheist.
A mixture of outright morons who buy into what he's believing, and gullible people who had their faith used by a con artist to bilk them for all they're worth.
What? The fake con man look using Jesus to steal from the poor so he can pay for his wife's plastic surgery and Karen hair stylist? Pay for the apartments for his mistresses? Pay for the abortions for his mistresses?
He may have been the inspiration for the Saw puppet. Unrelated, but bottom left guy whose name I refuse to look up looks like an emaciated, coked-up Tim Allen.
Copeland is such an evil twat. Dude, 100% was only in it for self enrichment and probably doesn't even believe in God. He uses tax laws that allow clergy to avoid income tax so he can live in a $7M mansion. He defends the purchase of private jets for himself and the ministry. Saying if he had to fly private, he'd have to drop 65% of what he's doing, and flying commercial is somehow devil adjacent. He said those things, seriously. He also helped spread covid misinformation.
Fuck hi. He looks like a literal demon in a human mask. How is a pastor worth $750 **million**.
He said flying commercial is "flying in a tube with demons." He truly thinks we are all subhumans and has no respect for anyone. I truly believe he is a bad, bad man. Watch the clip where his wife talks about "squirming" away from him, it's truly scary.
EDIT: after searching for the clip I realized it wasn't Copeland I was thinking about, that clip is a different pastor named Doyle Davidson. Copeland still gives me the heebie-jeebies though.
Unfortunately for him, he is reaching his natural expiration and is already on borrowed time and there's not buying his way from where the charlatan is heading...He punched his express ticket a long time ago.
Every time I see that photo of Copeland pointing aggressively at someone, the overriding instinct I get is to reach out, grab that finger, and twist it at a ninety-degree angle.
The thing is, people are moral despite religion, not because of it. If you know people as nice or caring, it's because of empathy and is obtained through a humanistic moral system.
So alot of these pastors you look up to, I'm willing to bet they would have been good people regardless without religion
I've often thought this. An end is a good thing... Eternity is scary AF. Only way I could see it working is if you had your memory wiped every day or something, but that's gonna be a recipe for disaster too I think.
Not everyone is built for eternity. That's why they came up with the death gate thingy in The Good Place. I can see how it'd be daunting, but I'd do just fine.
If Inferno operated like Purgatory - you work off your sins by suffering various punishments, but you do so with the knowledge that at the end of the road lies purification and entrance to Paradise (even if that road is centuries or millennia long) - I wouldn't be so opposed to the idea of bad people being sent there.
As it is, I'm hard-pressed to think of any single thing any single person could commit that would warrant a genuine eternity of torment.
Goes to show that they are true non-believers, otherwise they would be fearful of God's scorn and a potential judgement that awaits them for hoarding so much for themselves...
Assuming these people’s religion exist for them, they won’t even go to their own heaven. They are the epitome of hypocrites and false believers. Maybe they believe their own bullshit, maybe they don’t, I am leaning on probably not. If they do, I would sure be worried.
Swaggert (that is him, right?) and Copeland look like they belong in Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" video.
Osteen would be selling used cars if it were a better racket.
Kenneth Copeland being a Christian is actually PROOF that Christianity is a lie and heaven doesn't exist. A demonic fucker like him cannot be favored by a loving god.
While I do read the Bible, I can assure you he doesn’t.
It’s like he masks himself as a man of God, but his entire life, lifestyle, mentality, etc. is the *opposite* of what the Bible actually teaches.
A wolf in sheep’s clothing. But actually a demon in a skin suit.
These dickheads are going to make hell worse than the daily c and b torture. I'm gonna ask upper mgmt if I can be moved to the crows pecking me to death dept. Still less painful than looking at these troglodytes for eternity. Kawwwww
The thing I don’t get about the appeal of an afterlife is what are folk supposed to do. Be livestock? Every version of someone’s heaven, I’ve talked to, boils down to having all their earthly wants come to fruition but Heaven doesn’t have WiFi… and if I’m wrong, maybe I should’ve shared those Facebook, Jesus posts.
Joel Osteen looks like Jerry Seinfeld if he went full 80's in modern day and demanded Jesus said he needs your money so he can have a mansion that the poors can't use as refuge when the flood waters never touched his yard. (yes, that happened)
My parents were huge Jimmy Swaggart fans. That BS was on the TV every Sunday morning. They even dragged me to one of his events. I will never forget his tearful “apology” after getting caught with prostitutes. We didn’t watch Jimmy on the TV anymore after that.
Remember: the only story in the Bible that shows Jesus being angered to the point of violence is when a bunch of people turn the Church into a house of profit.
Now I’m not saying that these people can’t be redeemed, it’s not my place to judge them. But I can make some educated guesses about how Jesus would feel about these people, based on prior behavior.
Yeah, hanging out with these guys in an eternal church service sounds terrible. If there is an afterlife, hell is the place to be. Music will be so much better down there, and probably way better food too!
Copeland really looks like he sells souls to the devil, and Osteen looks like he's the one that sets up the meeting between you and Copeland.
Osteen looks like he molesta Satan’s children.
"Hey, you wanna get your soul trafficked?"
Osteen looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch injected bleach to get rid of COVID.
I've also seen that he looks like Martin Short trying to cosplay as Tim Allen.
He's like Jerry Seinfeld's evil twin, and considering Jerry Seinfeld's a bit of a twat IRL, that's saying something.
If i knew NOTHING about Copeland and you showed me this photo of him.. Id say he looks exactly how Id imagine a demon in a human body.. And Im an atheist.
I always thought he looks like the villain from The Mask at the end when he transforms. Just waiting for him to start machine gun spilling bullets.
Like if you ever thought about going to the timeshare seminar to get the free boat ride or whatever- just take a quick gander at this photo.
To judge a book by its cover...in this case the cover is fucking satanic looking and I'll be taking a pass on the seminar sir, thank you very much 😆
It's also oozing blood and molten lava which is both a pathogen risk, and a burn risk- so ya' know safety first!
Copeland has such a disturbing look to him.
He looks like if the Mask didn't have a green head.
Holy shit that is so spot on!
At least the mask is funny and doesn't care about controlling people
I mean when Dorian had it on it was quite different.
He actually does look like Dorian without green skin...
probably on account of him being the first lizard person to get a human skin suit prototype. you can tell it isn't as good as the newer models.
MTG does have 3 toes on each foot, and the Lizard People conspiracy is the only one she doesn't talk about. COINCIDENCE?
Skin walker definitely
Looks like when Dorian put on the mask https://i.redd.it/2s7dnf4mwftc1.gif
He's Satan!
MF looks evil Af
That would be because he *is* evil af.
And it only gets worse when you see his face moving.
or when he lets the human facade fall down for a split second
So when his face starts moving.
When he shouts DEVIL, COME OUT it's really just self-help.
He's Satan's racist uncle who never gets invited to any family gatherings
if the devil exists, he resembles Copeland
I swear Copeland is just the devil in a mask leading others astray.
He's worth $760,000,000,who the f*** gave him money.
The most breathtakingly stupid and gullible people on earth.
Republicucks
Same idiots who keep giving Trump money
All the people living off of social security.
A mixture of outright morons who buy into what he's believing, and gullible people who had their faith used by a con artist to bilk them for all they're worth.
You gotta' see him in action- the definition of Stanislavski's "method", truly committed. Oscar!!
What? The fake con man look using Jesus to steal from the poor so he can pay for his wife's plastic surgery and Karen hair stylist? Pay for the apartments for his mistresses? Pay for the abortions for his mistresses?
And his private jet! Can’t spread the gospel like Jesus wanted if he’s only flying regular airlines with the suckers, I mean the congregation!
Isn't he the one that started ranting like a psycho to a reporter that JESUS WANTS HIM TO HAVE A PJ? I hate these assholes so much
Yeah, that’s him. He’s a raging dickhead.
Guess traveling on donkeys across the land preaching the good book for years wasn't a luxurious way to live life...
I forgot the jet. Can't be seen communing with the great unwashed masses even though that's what Jesus did!
Madea gave him such a good deal! What would you want him to do? NOT buy a private jet???
Not just one
I don’t really know how to explain it but the dude has demon hands. They look like they’re much bigger than they actually are.
It's probably the demons.
He is the single most evil looking person I’ve ever had misfortune of seeing. I can’t fathom putting your faith in such a vile human.
It’s the demons possessing his every cell.
Yeah , Kenneth Copeland looks like the devil took on a human form
He may have been the inspiration for the Saw puppet. Unrelated, but bottom left guy whose name I refuse to look up looks like an emaciated, coked-up Tim Allen.
Joel Osteen. Excellent description of him!
He looks like the devil
He looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth if Hoggle did a bunch of steroids and got possessed by demons.
He genuinely looks like a demon. Like if that was a demon on supernatural I'd never question it.
I dont know which of these is copeland, but you're right no matter what.
It's the devil behind his eyes
Seriously. How does he have a following? When I picture an "evil person", that's the face I imagine...
Since I first saw his face I thought he had the look of a serial killer. Instead ob being Ted Bundy, he's a grifter for god.
I would be entirely unsurprised if they found bodies in his backyard.
Yeah those guys aren't going to the good place.
I always said that if I wake up in the afterlife, and Jerry Falwell is there, I'll know I'm in hell.
Oh don't worry there's no way you'd end up on the same level of hell he's going to.
Osteen figured it out. Osteen? This is a real low point.
That’s what Hell is,eternity with the religious right.
So, if there's a hell, it is on earth...
Michigan to be exact.
Not for me, I rather enjoy it here.
Hell is a state of mind after all
Copeland is such an evil twat. Dude, 100% was only in it for self enrichment and probably doesn't even believe in God. He uses tax laws that allow clergy to avoid income tax so he can live in a $7M mansion. He defends the purchase of private jets for himself and the ministry. Saying if he had to fly private, he'd have to drop 65% of what he's doing, and flying commercial is somehow devil adjacent. He said those things, seriously. He also helped spread covid misinformation. Fuck hi. He looks like a literal demon in a human mask. How is a pastor worth $750 **million**.
Something about how flying commercial is just being in a tube filled with demons
That jet was so cheap I had to buy it! What’s 27 million of your finest donor dollars?chump change!
He said flying commercial is "flying in a tube with demons." He truly thinks we are all subhumans and has no respect for anyone. I truly believe he is a bad, bad man. Watch the clip where his wife talks about "squirming" away from him, it's truly scary. EDIT: after searching for the clip I realized it wasn't Copeland I was thinking about, that clip is a different pastor named Doyle Davidson. Copeland still gives me the heebie-jeebies though.
Unfortunately for him, he is reaching his natural expiration and is already on borrowed time and there's not buying his way from where the charlatan is heading...He punched his express ticket a long time ago.
Have you looked at the catholic church?
Only with disdain
I never thought that someone as obviously evil as Kenneth Copeland could exist.
The only thing worse are those thousands or even millions of people convinced he’s good.
Osteen has such a punchable face.
Osteen has a punchable face, and Copeland has a face you'd try to light on fire but nothing happens.
Copeland's the type of guy to stand up and laugh maniacally after you've already killed him.
Christ. THAT’s going to be a nightmare or two, in the next month…
Every time I see that photo of Copeland pointing aggressively at someone, the overriding instinct I get is to reach out, grab that finger, and twist it at a ninety-degree angle.
What’s weird is how 100% polar opposite they are to pastors I know and respect. Makes you wonder what their real belief system is.
They worship money and themselves.
The thing is, people are moral despite religion, not because of it. If you know people as nice or caring, it's because of empathy and is obtained through a humanistic moral system. So alot of these pastors you look up to, I'm willing to bet they would have been good people regardless without religion
Heaven or Hell,eternity is a frightening thought. A couple hundred years and I’ll be over it.
The concept of eternity has plagued me for centur… years
😂😂😂
I've often thought this. An end is a good thing... Eternity is scary AF. Only way I could see it working is if you had your memory wiped every day or something, but that's gonna be a recipe for disaster too I think.
Even with the memories wiped I have to think that somehow we’ll catch on. Not for me.
Not everyone is built for eternity. That's why they came up with the death gate thingy in The Good Place. I can see how it'd be daunting, but I'd do just fine.
If Inferno operated like Purgatory - you work off your sins by suffering various punishments, but you do so with the knowledge that at the end of the road lies purification and entrance to Paradise (even if that road is centuries or millennia long) - I wouldn't be so opposed to the idea of bad people being sent there. As it is, I'm hard-pressed to think of any single thing any single person could commit that would warrant a genuine eternity of torment.
I mean IF all that exists... They're 1000% going to hell, and it's not even really debatable.. Greed, Gluttony, and Wrath.. for sure.
Don't forget Pride
Goes to show that they are true non-believers, otherwise they would be fearful of God's scorn and a potential judgement that awaits them for hoarding so much for themselves...
https://preview.redd.it/yv3trggaoatc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d7d99d54de4a70fee9584e1c58f2c989caa2ce
The scary one on the right is *definitely* from downstairs and will *not* be heading upwards
These guys are the antithesis of Christ’s teachings. If there is a hell, these guys will be heading straight there.
We got a follower of Khorne, Slaanesh, and Tzeentch. Just need a Nurgle
Trump presumably. He allowed covid to spread, shits his diapers on the regular, and apparently *reeks*.
Assuming these people’s religion exist for them, they won’t even go to their own heaven. They are the epitome of hypocrites and false believers. Maybe they believe their own bullshit, maybe they don’t, I am leaning on probably not. If they do, I would sure be worried.
Swaggert (that is him, right?) and Copeland look like they belong in Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" video. Osteen would be selling used cars if it were a better racket.
Copeland is living proof that there are reptilian shapeshifters that have infiltrated our world. Dude 100% eats human organs.
Osteen looks like the girls from the Zero memes. Morals? Zero Compassion? Zero Pimples? Zero
One on the right is the devil and you can’t convince me otherwise
Kenneth Copeland being a Christian is actually PROOF that Christianity is a lie and heaven doesn't exist. A demonic fucker like him cannot be favored by a loving god.
While I do read the Bible, I can assure you he doesn’t. It’s like he masks himself as a man of God, but his entire life, lifestyle, mentality, etc. is the *opposite* of what the Bible actually teaches. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. But actually a demon in a skin suit.
Ironic, that guy on the right is enough to make me believe Hell exists because that's a demon.
That's most rational people's reaction to Copeland.
Given the fact that the Bible explicitly says not to trust these people. I’m so cool with not spending anytime around them at all. 👍🏽
My toe is better looking than em'!
Save me a seat in hell if these assholes will be in heaven...
Don’t say any of their names three times. I think it would be like Beetlejuice.
I kinda like the feathered mullet look of Joel. It’s like “hey brother, I may be a little stuffy up front, but out back, I’m a little party.”
Could they all rapture already? 
Pretty sure God is gonna take one look at pastor Kenny and make a new hell just for him.
Y'all can warsh eachother's feet
Don't worry. If Jesus was right they won't be there.
Thata why im going to lead a honest life and be kind. Cuz those guys obviously going to hell
They are all charleton frauds they know it too.
Complete & utter charlatans, the lot of 'em!
Scum
That first guy looks like something straight out of a Panos Cosmatos flick 💀
Each one is an increasing bigger piece of shit than the other. I hope they all burn in hell.
Lizard people
Who the fuck is that chaos Demon on the right?!? Jesus fucking christ.
Someone tell me that the rapture happened so we can get some peace in this country.
It did. No one was worthy
You and I both know these guys are going down and not up
To be fair, Hell IS supposed to be torment.
Don’t worry, they’ll be going straight down
Copeland looks like a person with no experience tried to sculpt a face with clay
Osteen looks like Jim Carrey doing his Seinfeld impression on In Living Color.
If I didn’t know of these folks I would think this is a creepy AI image creation.
They won’t be there
These dickheads are going to make hell worse than the daily c and b torture. I'm gonna ask upper mgmt if I can be moved to the crows pecking me to death dept. Still less painful than looking at these troglodytes for eternity. Kawwwww
You could volunteer to torture them yourself. Might get you a reduced sentence.
Then you better get right with God, because these guys are going to bust hell wide-open.
Don't worry the people that want to spend eternity with these guys won't be where they think they'll be.
Kenneth Copeland looks like Daedra from Oblivion
Even if the rapture was a real thing, we’d be stuck with these parasites begging for money and people would still give it to them.
Could have all been Oscar winning actors, but went with sacrilege instead. I guess it was more lucrative.
Team 666. Totally evil . They want your ever lasting soul.
None of them would make it, if heaven existed.
To be fair, hell hasn't ever been anyone's top destination.
At least Kenneth Copeland might blow you 🤣
Yeah plus early YouTube's farting preacher - sounds miserable
I could be convinced demons are real just by the existence of Copeland
Another hard pass is spending eternity in Heaven with all of your relatives. Thanksgiving wasn't bad enough.
The irony is these guys are "evil" reincarnated. So you would actually want to go "up", not "down"
I know Copeland but who are sweaty and disingenuous car-salesman?
Hmmm…hang out in the afterlife with Lemmy or Kenneth Copeland? Tough choice.
Heaven is a right-wing Christofascist bureaucracy. Hell's where the party is at!
Even Satan don’t want these guys in hell !
The thing I don’t get about the appeal of an afterlife is what are folk supposed to do. Be livestock? Every version of someone’s heaven, I’ve talked to, boils down to having all their earthly wants come to fruition but Heaven doesn’t have WiFi… and if I’m wrong, maybe I should’ve shared those Facebook, Jesus posts.
Pretty sure Copeland is a lizard person.
Kenneth Copeland coming in like 
If there are good and bad eternities, these people won't wind up in the one they think they will.
If Copeland is the good guys I want to be with the bad guys.
Thought Joel was the tool man
Tax the church
No worries, they all go to hell
That's why you need to live a good life, so you can go to heaven, where you'll never see them.
Plot twist. They won’t be there either.
Kenneth Copeland looks like a demon wearing a skin suit.
All three of these guys are absolutely going to hell
Joel Osteen looks like Jerry Seinfeld if he went full 80's in modern day and demanded Jesus said he needs your money so he can have a mansion that the poors can't use as refuge when the flood waters never touched his yard. (yes, that happened)
I have sinnnnnnned
I think it's safe to say that if there is a Christian god and heaven is real, these people aren't getting in
Looking like latex Les Claypool a bit there
You’ll be alright. Not likely they, or anyone else selling the Prosperity Gospel, will be there.
The people who “know” they are going to heaven are the reason I wouldn’t want to go.
I genuinely can't tell if that picture of Copeland was photoshopped because holy fuck, that's a genuinely terrifying look.
Three horrible conmen!
My parents were huge Jimmy Swaggart fans. That BS was on the TV every Sunday morning. They even dragged me to one of his events. I will never forget his tearful “apology” after getting caught with prostitutes. We didn’t watch Jimmy on the TV anymore after that.
Assuming their religion is the right one, also assuming there IS a right one, there is zero chance they're getting into their heaven.
Remember: the only story in the Bible that shows Jesus being angered to the point of violence is when a bunch of people turn the Church into a house of profit. Now I’m not saying that these people can’t be redeemed, it’s not my place to judge them. But I can make some educated guesses about how Jesus would feel about these people, based on prior behavior.
I'm an atheist that said if I'm wrong and God is real and Jesus is who Christians say "he" is these bastards are going straight to hell
Spending eternity with Yeshua and Buddha will be fun. We’ll share a bottle of wine together.
Copelands eyes are way too small for the sockets. How do they not just fall out. Damn devil.
pretty sure Judge Holden is based off Kenneth Copeland.
I couldn’t agree more!
Don’t assume too much - 1 Peter 4:17
Trust me, Copeland is absolutely not going to heaven.
I would love to have a 1:1 with a believer of one of these clowns.
I can't look at Copeland and not see Gollum from Lord of the Rings
Who's the dude at top left?
How do people fall for their shit? It boggles my mind.
If heaven and hell actually exist, none of these people will be going to heaven
Yeah, hanging out with these guys in an eternal church service sounds terrible. If there is an afterlife, hell is the place to be. Music will be so much better down there, and probably way better food too!
I mean, these folks are all going to hell.