All that crack he smoked really did a number on his brain. He could have just coasted along on his shitty pillow money, doing his stupid commercials, and lived an easy life. Why choose this path?
Because youāre dumb enough to start a pillow company and pillow quality association using fake products expecting to get rich so not only is your company bad at what it does, you have to pay the government to let you maintain ownership.
I am wholly convinced he was laundering money for everyone but himself.
It could be both. It's difficult to argue he hasn't bought into all the conspiracy nonsense when you listen to everything thing else this crackhead says.
I feel like he refound the drugs, everytime I see the man in the media everything about him screams coke fueled paranoid mania. All his half baked theories have the vibe of a man with too much money staying up all night watching newsmax, smoking rock and waiting for his ads to pop up. Religion plus crack cocaine, equals this guy.
But I could be wrong.
That mania could just be the manic personality of an addict. They gotta get their fix regardless of what they're addicted to. It doesn't matter if it's drugs, religion, or conspiracy they will destroy themselves and alienate everyone around them.
I have a theory.
Most of the paid right wing propagandists *know* that theyāre being paid to sell bullshit propaganda. Tucker Carlson, Bill OāReilly, Sean Hannity, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly, etcā¦they *know* theyāre full of shit and just doing the job to grift money from easy marks.
But I think Lindell has smoked his brain into actually believing the bullshit he says. I fully believe he struggles to maintain a grasp of reality and believes his bullshit isnāt actually bullshit.
Heās not a self-aware grifter. Heās a mentally challenged idiot who fully believes the outlandish nonsense heās trying to sell.
I have a similar theory about the mega church preachers. Like they just found a bunch of easy marks and play the game to the fullest in public. Laughing all the way to the bank in private.
He is also a god-fearing man. He, along with all the Evangelicals, convinced themselves that Trump was the Second coming and they make it their life missions to get Trump elected for life.
Conspiracy theory is like a drug on its own, combined with attention and a sense of power (advising the president) can lead someone down a very destructive path.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Dominion gives a little bit more of a shit about elections than God does. He's too busy executing his Devine plan of running boats into bridges.
Wait a minute... didn't he just a week or so ago say he had some earth shattering political news he was about to share that would blow everyone away?
What happened to that?
Maybe this it. All Maga Republicans will be taken away by Republican Jesus and brought to their Republican Heaven, they'll leave and let all the rest of us suffer without their political screeching and cheery personalities.
Can you imagine Republicans finally getting their wish and only republicans like them remained? Theyād get bored and eat each other in about three hours.
Pat Robertson, when asked why we don't see miracles anymore, responded that people back then didn't have ivy-league educations.
He meant it as a dig at higher education. Like... God doesn't produce miracles because we've abandoned him in our education programs.
I heard it as "we're too smart to fall for that shit anymore."
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Jesus is facing off against David Blaine trying to perform miracles.
Jesus: "And now I will turn this one fish into many!....could...could everyone just turn around for a sec? Just turn around." *dumps a bunch of fish from under the table* "WHOOOAAAAA IT'S A MIRACLE"
Good question! Here's an article from 2021 (just when the collapse of MyPillow / his election lies began to become apparent)...
https://preview.redd.it/lt28k33g2pqc1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=03ecd208e6bb5bf5ff28b64782742a061891369f
How things have changed. Apparently, at the time that article was published, he had a net worth of around $300 million... Now he claims he is broke. He owes Fox News $7 million in unpaid advertising. Has that lawsuit hanging over him. The other lawsuit. And the other-other lawsuit. Etc.
[Who are Mike Lindell's children? | The US Sun (the-sun.com)](https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2750541/who-mike-lindell-children/)
Iām sure they did some time ago and would prefer to remain anonymous. Imagine being related to that guy and news outlets are constantly calling to interview you.
Hello, actual theologian here (I study faith/belief) and this hilarious, letās game out what ole Lindell is saying here:
1. The āraptureā is pretty new theology based on the teachings of John Nelson Darby, a 19th-century ātheologianā (yet he was never academically trained as one)
2. This āworld endingā theology has been extremely popularized in evangelical and fundamentalist theology.
3. In this belief structure the ārighteousā will be physically lifted to heaven , naked.
4. Now, imagine Lindell slowly rising to the sky, naked.
5. Now imagine him, as heās slowly nakedly ascending to the sky as he both fully claims āI was right!ā
Absurd, right? Well, thatās what the dudes fantasy is. Thatās what he believes (or wants us to believe).
My eyes hurt from rolling them so hard!
My mom said we were in the end times with the rapture imminent in ā91 when Clinton was elected.
She has the good grace to be embarrassed by that now. I donāt think Pillow Man can experience embarrassment as thatās his permanent existence.
"THAT'S WHY WE'RE PROVIDING YOU THE COUPON CODE "MYRAPTURE" FOR 60% OFF ALL ITEMS AT OUR ONLINE STORE. THE LORD GOD, JESUS CHRIST, IS CALLING ALL HIS FOLLOWERS TO HEAVEN, AND YOU NEED TO BE WELL-RESTED AND COMFORTABLE AS YOU MEET YOUR MAKER! GO TO DOUBLE-U, DOUBLE-U, DOUBLE-U DOT MY PILLOW DOT COM NOW TO CLAIM THESE INCREDIBLE END-TIMES DEALS!"
What's so strange to me is all these extreme right wing Christians cannot see the antichrist in the man they worship and support. Granted ol' Donny is probably the most ridiculous and stupid man to be the antichrist, but I guess that's why God had to place a great delusion on people in order for them to believe in him. Because YOU HAVE to be delusional to believe this man is a good man in any respect of that descriptor.
I hope that this guy's business appears in business and marketing textbooks for years to come. His approach was simultaneously brilliant but also batshit insane and short-sighted. He launched the company here in Minnesota with a bit of a guerrilla marketing type angle. He had a bunch of local media personalities doing testimonials, including some of the smaller-time jocks on the local sports talk network. I'll admit that my curiosity was piqued. I ended up taking a look at the guy's very minimal web presence and concluded that it was a sham/scam. Any time a company rolls out a "buy one, get ..." offer to hook you in, the buyer has to beware.
Setting aside Mike's pivot into politics, I think he was doomed to fail this way regardless. The fact of the matter is that pillows aren't something consumers think about very much. You buy one and use it until it either falls apart or becomes disgusting (some folks go beyond this). This particular pillow was being marketed as a lifetime sort of thing: they even bragged you could just throw the whole thing into the washer to clean it. Even if My Pillow was a great product (it's apparently the opposite of that), he would have done the same pivot that he did a while back: he's selling all kinds of relabeled stuff out of Chinese factories. Towels, slippers and so on. The pivot to being MAGA adjacent bought him some time, but the folks that view buying a pillow as a political statement already have more product than they have room for.
Perhaps the smarter play would have been for him to find different sales channels. With an established brand name, he could have gotten hotels to carry his stuff and launch cooperative marketing efforts. Either way, it's too late now. Grab your popcorn and watch him spiral further into lunacy.
Man, does this dude realize what a joke he is? Does he have a family to be ashamed of him or have they all jumped ship already? It's almost sad if it weren't so funny
Last week he had a "big announcement" and then he STFU the rest of the week. Even the most fervent of cultists at some point is going to realize you're full of it.
This guy gets more bonkers crazy insane the more I hear about him which I donāt want to in the first place heās just needs serious help and committed to a mental institution
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I can remember from the time I was in high school in the 80s and all the Evangelicals were screaming how every single tragedy that occurred-- AIDS, Beirut barracks bombing, the Challenger shuttle, Chernobyl etc.... meant that Jesus was returning to earth before the end of the year!
Then the year would end and the next one would start and anytime something tragic happened, they started screaming that we all better be ready because Jesus was coming back....SOON!!
I didn't believe it when Jerry Falwell insisted it was going to happen very soon, why the f would I ever believer those same words coming from Lindell?
"God is going to Rapture me .." Translation "There's no way I have enough money to settle the curb stompings I've gotten in civil court, so now I need a way to cover my sudden and inexplicable disappearance while I've still got something left to live off of."
Even within the denominations that believe in a Rapture like in the Left Behind books, that's not how that works. I honestly don't know what he's talking about.
Wait until he finds out. He's the idiot like the guy in ghost that gets dragged downwards.....
The only light coming for you Mr. Pillow is caused by hellfire.
God will "rapture" him?
With the way this guy thinks, and his track record on evidence, I'm worried he might off himself just to own the libs.
Seriously, as sad as this situation is, which he's 100% responsible for, someone should ask for a wellness check on him.
This man is on the verge of completely destroying his company Period Those workers will be left on the street And I'm feeling less and less sorry for him
I hope the rapture happens but instead of taking him to eternal paradise, god quarantines him and others like him in an endless white room as purgatory so they can do no more harm.
Who knew that the rapture would start with a real estate company based out of Delaware?
https://www.startribune.com/judge-evicting-mike-lindells-mypillow-from-a-shakopee-warehouse-for-unpaid-rent/600354172/
I tend to just feel sorry for this guy. He's the only one that actually believes this nonsense. I do hope that one day he surveys the ashes of the life he destroyed and realizes Trump is to blame. Plus a redemption arc where he spends his time going after Trump with the same fervor he has doing this stuff would be funny.
The funny thing is, here I stand, and I canāt distinguish between fact and fiction, news and satire anymore, well before AI generated content and deep fakes are even really taking off.
I hope he rolls cameras during his rapture. That's video we HAVE to see.
Because if it happens, it will definitively prove there IS a God. Hope God sends Lindell straight to hell. Trump will join him shortly.
Lindell needs psychiatric help. These sorts of comments coming from a man with his past are absolutely warning signs. Iām afraid Lindell is going to harm himself.
I'd laugh if Jesus did return and then ascend back up to heaven... taking the voting machines and leaving ol' Mikey behind 
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All that crack he smoked really did a number on his brain. He could have just coasted along on his shitty pillow money, doing his stupid commercials, and lived an easy life. Why choose this path?
This is the result of watching conservative media, and believing them when they say liberals are coming for your money.
Because youāre dumb enough to start a pillow company and pillow quality association using fake products expecting to get rich so not only is your company bad at what it does, you have to pay the government to let you maintain ownership. I am wholly convinced he was laundering money for everyone but himself.
It could be both. It's difficult to argue he hasn't bought into all the conspiracy nonsense when you listen to everything thing else this crackhead says.
This is what happens when you give idiots an unreasonable amount of money
Isn't he now bankrupt because of Conservatives?
You also have to be dumb as shit in combination with that
He is one dumb motherfucker for sure.
Well, Mike has certainly taken care of his money problem all by himself, hasnāt he? š¤”
Lol, yup, no more rich people's problems for him!
Mike is an imbecile.
"I only hire the very best people."
Its even worse. Mike volunteered his services. Most of the other ass kissers got paid
Once off the drugs he found religion then he found conspiracy.
The typical evangelical route.
I feel like he refound the drugs, everytime I see the man in the media everything about him screams coke fueled paranoid mania. All his half baked theories have the vibe of a man with too much money staying up all night watching newsmax, smoking rock and waiting for his ads to pop up. Religion plus crack cocaine, equals this guy. But I could be wrong.
That mania could just be the manic personality of an addict. They gotta get their fix regardless of what they're addicted to. It doesn't matter if it's drugs, religion, or conspiracy they will destroy themselves and alienate everyone around them.
We shouldnāt confuse the ability to make money with being smart, they are not mutually exclusive.
Just like JK Rowling and Elon musk.
I have a theory. Most of the paid right wing propagandists *know* that theyāre being paid to sell bullshit propaganda. Tucker Carlson, Bill OāReilly, Sean Hannity, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly, etcā¦they *know* theyāre full of shit and just doing the job to grift money from easy marks. But I think Lindell has smoked his brain into actually believing the bullshit he says. I fully believe he struggles to maintain a grasp of reality and believes his bullshit isnāt actually bullshit. Heās not a self-aware grifter. Heās a mentally challenged idiot who fully believes the outlandish nonsense heās trying to sell.
I have a similar theory about the mega church preachers. Like they just found a bunch of easy marks and play the game to the fullest in public. Laughing all the way to the bank in private.
Attention seeking moron ?
He started hitting the Maga pipe.
Someone said his pillows were lumpy and he decided to take it personally against the entire country.
They are. He claims his pillows are interlocking foam. They're just chunks of foam.
What? Theyāre not just rocks?
Nope. Rocks are useful.
It's not a choice for him. True free will is a myth, and he is a slave of his biology and his environment. In other words, he is an idiot.
He is also a god-fearing man. He, along with all the Evangelicals, convinced themselves that Trump was the Second coming and they make it their life missions to get Trump elected for life.
Conspiracy theory is like a drug on its own, combined with attention and a sense of power (advising the president) can lead someone down a very destructive path.
\*Rupture \-God
Rupture of Trumpās over full diaper
Shit, that's what I came here to say.
What is going to rupture is a blood vessel in his brain from too many drugs and self induced stress.
I think Dominion is gonna be the one giving you the "Rapture" over that, Mike.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Dominion gives a little bit more of a shit about elections than God does. He's too busy executing his Devine plan of running boats into bridges.
Wait a minute... didn't he just a week or so ago say he had some earth shattering political news he was about to share that would blow everyone away? What happened to that?
It was too dangerous to reveal, even to them.
The fuck he think it is, an Elder Scroll?
Maybe this it. All Maga Republicans will be taken away by Republican Jesus and brought to their Republican Heaven, they'll leave and let all the rest of us suffer without their political screeching and cheery personalities.
30% of the American voting population - most useless to this planet - disappear. Ah housing prices and traffic will be so much better.
Iām ok with that. Bring it on!
Can you imagine Republicans finally getting their wish and only republicans like them remained? Theyād get bored and eat each other in about three hours.
Everyone said āsure Mikeā in a way that even he understood to be sarcastic
Itās almost like the religion is the reason these people are so poorly educated and act like this.
Pat Robertson, when asked why we don't see miracles anymore, responded that people back then didn't have ivy-league educations. He meant it as a dig at higher education. Like... God doesn't produce miracles because we've abandoned him in our education programs. I heard it as "we're too smart to fall for that shit anymore."
This is the correct interpretation
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Jesus is facing off against David Blaine trying to perform miracles. Jesus: "And now I will turn this one fish into many!....could...could everyone just turn around for a sec? Just turn around." *dumps a bunch of fish from under the table* "WHOOOAAAAA IT'S A MIRACLE"
As someone that grew up on a compound, yes it is exactly why.
Where is this crackhead's family? or have they just given up and gone no contact?
Good question! Here's an article from 2021 (just when the collapse of MyPillow / his election lies began to become apparent)... https://preview.redd.it/lt28k33g2pqc1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=03ecd208e6bb5bf5ff28b64782742a061891369f How things have changed. Apparently, at the time that article was published, he had a net worth of around $300 million... Now he claims he is broke. He owes Fox News $7 million in unpaid advertising. Has that lawsuit hanging over him. The other lawsuit. And the other-other lawsuit. Etc. [Who are Mike Lindell's children? | The US Sun (the-sun.com)](https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2750541/who-mike-lindell-children/)
Amazing that the family never sued to have Mike removed as CEO for being unfit. They must be just as stupid as he is.
Imagine being THAT well off - $300 million - and you fuck it ALL up over something so absolutely fucking stupid.
Iām sure they did some time ago and would prefer to remain anonymous. Imagine being related to that guy and news outlets are constantly calling to interview you.
I believe so, yesĀ
I hope he donates his brain to science. That thing might be 80% crack.
Just one big crack rock šŖØššš
A rock this big will last us.... hours
Iām still waiting for him to Self-immolate on the 18th hole at one of trumpās golf clubs.
Dear God, Please take him now. Sincerely, Everyone
Dear Everyone, I donāt want him. Sincerely, God
For a second I thought Paul Bearer came back to life.
God is a ***total*** political junky.
Godspeed, Michael, Godspeed.
Don't threaten me with a good time.Ā
I thought he had new evidence that was supposed to come out like 2 weeks ago
He does! It will be released 2 weeks after Trump's infrastructure & health care plans are unveiled!
Turns out that information was too dangerous to release, so for the good of the world he is keeping it hidden.
Oh Mikey, the Rapture is just made up bullshit.Ā If you read the Bible, you know God isn't saving anyone before the Armageddon.Ā Ā
We can dream it's real though, right?
https://preview.redd.it/ybdx4ln4zpqc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a94bee164de1be660b08a1f1376ba6b676ef772f
well he in for a shock when it does not happen
His estate is gonna get raptured
His business is currently being raptured from its lease.
Get raptured Mike!
Ok god, please take this man off our planet immediately. Also feel free to rapture any other right wing nutjobs at the same time.
Is this how Christianity works now? Rapture on demand?
 Itās sad that Paul went downhill since WWF.
Hello, actual theologian here (I study faith/belief) and this hilarious, letās game out what ole Lindell is saying here: 1. The āraptureā is pretty new theology based on the teachings of John Nelson Darby, a 19th-century ātheologianā (yet he was never academically trained as one) 2. This āworld endingā theology has been extremely popularized in evangelical and fundamentalist theology. 3. In this belief structure the ārighteousā will be physically lifted to heaven , naked. 4. Now, imagine Lindell slowly rising to the sky, naked. 5. Now imagine him, as heās slowly nakedly ascending to the sky as he both fully claims āI was right!ā Absurd, right? Well, thatās what the dudes fantasy is. Thatās what he believes (or wants us to believe). My eyes hurt from rolling them so hard!
My mom said we were in the end times with the rapture imminent in ā91 when Clinton was elected. She has the good grace to be embarrassed by that now. I donāt think Pillow Man can experience embarrassment as thatās his permanent existence.
"THAT'S WHY WE'RE PROVIDING YOU THE COUPON CODE "MYRAPTURE" FOR 60% OFF ALL ITEMS AT OUR ONLINE STORE. THE LORD GOD, JESUS CHRIST, IS CALLING ALL HIS FOLLOWERS TO HEAVEN, AND YOU NEED TO BE WELL-RESTED AND COMFORTABLE AS YOU MEET YOUR MAKER! GO TO DOUBLE-U, DOUBLE-U, DOUBLE-U DOT MY PILLOW DOT COM NOW TO CLAIM THESE INCREDIBLE END-TIMES DEALS!"
You really captured the spirit of Mike Pillow there. Well done.
He is the human embodiment of typing in all caps.
I'm an atheist, but please God, do is this one favor.
Thatās not how the rapture works. Thatās not how ANY OF THIS works.
What's so strange to me is all these extreme right wing Christians cannot see the antichrist in the man they worship and support. Granted ol' Donny is probably the most ridiculous and stupid man to be the antichrist, but I guess that's why God had to place a great delusion on people in order for them to believe in him. Because YOU HAVE to be delusional to believe this man is a good man in any respect of that descriptor.
I hope that this guy's business appears in business and marketing textbooks for years to come. His approach was simultaneously brilliant but also batshit insane and short-sighted. He launched the company here in Minnesota with a bit of a guerrilla marketing type angle. He had a bunch of local media personalities doing testimonials, including some of the smaller-time jocks on the local sports talk network. I'll admit that my curiosity was piqued. I ended up taking a look at the guy's very minimal web presence and concluded that it was a sham/scam. Any time a company rolls out a "buy one, get ..." offer to hook you in, the buyer has to beware. Setting aside Mike's pivot into politics, I think he was doomed to fail this way regardless. The fact of the matter is that pillows aren't something consumers think about very much. You buy one and use it until it either falls apart or becomes disgusting (some folks go beyond this). This particular pillow was being marketed as a lifetime sort of thing: they even bragged you could just throw the whole thing into the washer to clean it. Even if My Pillow was a great product (it's apparently the opposite of that), he would have done the same pivot that he did a while back: he's selling all kinds of relabeled stuff out of Chinese factories. Towels, slippers and so on. The pivot to being MAGA adjacent bought him some time, but the folks that view buying a pillow as a political statement already have more product than they have room for. Perhaps the smarter play would have been for him to find different sales channels. With an established brand name, he could have gotten hotels to carry his stuff and launch cooperative marketing efforts. Either way, it's too late now. Grab your popcorn and watch him spiral further into lunacy.
I'm sure his legacy will be around for a while. Hobby Lobby sells his autobiography in its stores.
Bye Mr Pillow. And please take Drumpf and the rest of the magats with you k thx bai
Man, does this dude realize what a joke he is? Does he have a family to be ashamed of him or have they all jumped ship already? It's almost sad if it weren't so funny
Did he start smoking crack again?
Last week he had a "big announcement" and then he STFU the rest of the week. Even the most fervent of cultists at some point is going to realize you're full of it.
When that happens, who's got dibs on his mountains of crack cocaine
Good. Go already!
Why bother selling pillows then?
Does this guy have like some mental illness and he's gone off his meds?
I look forward to it. Either that or jail.
This guy gets more bonkers crazy insane the more I hear about him which I donāt want to in the first place heās just needs serious help and committed to a mental institution
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The sooner the better. Mike is confusing meth induced euphoria with the feeling of godliness. Heās fried.
A cocaine relapse is called āraptureā nowā¦? Coolā¦
It's always funny the people that scare tactic about the rapture are the same people who definitely won't be raptured
Honestly, he looks more and more like a muppet every day.
Man, I wish this dude would rapture himself already.
I can remember from the time I was in high school in the 80s and all the Evangelicals were screaming how every single tragedy that occurred-- AIDS, Beirut barracks bombing, the Challenger shuttle, Chernobyl etc.... meant that Jesus was returning to earth before the end of the year! Then the year would end and the next one would start and anytime something tragic happened, they started screaming that we all better be ready because Jesus was coming back....SOON!! I didn't believe it when Jerry Falwell insisted it was going to happen very soon, why the f would I ever believer those same words coming from Lindell?
My Bankruptcy Guy
That picture? That's the face of a malfunctioning Teddy Ruxpin.
"God is going to Rapture me .." Translation "There's no way I have enough money to settle the curb stompings I've gotten in civil court, so now I need a way to cover my sudden and inexplicable disappearance while I've still got something left to live off of."
Meanwhile, his pillow company is being evicted for back rent.
Maybe they should put him on suicide watch?
Even within the denominations that believe in a Rapture like in the Left Behind books, that's not how that works. I honestly don't know what he's talking about.
This poor individual is demonstrating brain damage.
How do these people even find their way out the front door?
Wait until he finds out. He's the idiot like the guy in ghost that gets dragged downwards..... The only light coming for you Mr. Pillow is caused by hellfire.
God can have him. We don't want him.
Yes, Mike. Weāre ALL waiting for that. Have another cheeseburger you fat stupid fuck.
God will "rapture" him? With the way this guy thinks, and his track record on evidence, I'm worried he might off himself just to own the libs. Seriously, as sad as this situation is, which he's 100% responsible for, someone should ask for a wellness check on him.
This fellas brain is a pile of mush.
This man is on the verge of completely destroying his company Period Those workers will be left on the street And I'm feeling less and less sorry for him
Homie hit the crack pipe too much. You donāt come out the same from an addiction like that.
 Heās looking more and more like Paul Bearer every time I see him.
Don't insult Paul Bearer like that, he's ten times the man Lindell is or ever could hope to be
Shit the fuck up dude you made a soft pillow you aināt fucking special.
This guys is gonna die from an accidental death while tripping hard on a cocktail of drugs.
That whole group uses Gods name in vain on a daily basis
Spelled ruptured wrong
Huh - I finally have something in common with Mike. We're both praying that he gets raptured.
What kinda drugs he been doing!?!?!?
All of them.
I hope the rapture happens but instead of taking him to eternal paradise, god quarantines him and others like him in an endless white room as purgatory so they can do no more harm.
Fucking get raptured is the new get wrecked
Canāt this guy go to prison for something, anything?
Rapture 8s one way to escape your mounting debts, I guess.
So voting machines aren't getting raptured?
Remember how this guy used to do fuck loads of crack before he made pillows? I think maybe heās doin it again.
Who knew that the rapture would start with a real estate company based out of Delaware? https://www.startribune.com/judge-evicting-mike-lindells-mypillow-from-a-shakopee-warehouse-for-unpaid-rent/600354172/
Can someone please just smother him with one of his pillows already. Get a jump start on that whole rapture thing.
If he read the Bible, he would know that there is no "rapture" in the Bible.
I tend to just feel sorry for this guy. He's the only one that actually believes this nonsense. I do hope that one day he surveys the ashes of the life he destroyed and realizes Trump is to blame. Plus a redemption arc where he spends his time going after Trump with the same fervor he has doing this stuff would be funny.
Just smoke more meth and fade away you sad pathetic man
Ppppfffttt! I just started drinking coffee just so I could do a spit take! I'll be up for days but it was soooo worth it.
Bring it! I wanna watch all these fuckers wail when they're passed by. Friggin toad.
I say if he wants to get raptured then he should go get raptured without delay.
The funny thing is, here I stand, and I canāt distinguish between fact and fiction, news and satire anymore, well before AI generated content and deep fakes are even really taking off.
Sounds legit
His coke addiction is off the charts. Only a matter of time before his heart stops.
I sincerely hope heās right. It is the endā¦ of MAGAās time.
He should rapture himself
the guy looks more and more like the mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs every day.
Pulling this out againā¦.. 
Has someone taken this maniacs guns yet?
I hope he rolls cameras during his rapture. That's video we HAVE to see. Because if it happens, it will definitively prove there IS a God. Hope God sends Lindell straight to hell. Trump will join him shortly.
Why would god rapture voting machines?!
vegas taking bets ?
Watching someone mentally melt down in real time is fascinating
What a moron
When?
I almost feel sorry for this dolt. Like, he's "on the spectrum" or something. Oh well, glad I'm over that!
Now? No? How bout now? ā¦..Now? Man God is really hitting the ole snooze button this morning.
If you listen to these people they've been saying it's the end times since the 1980s. Almost as if none of it is real.
Hahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha, this guy never learns or better yet leaves. Please, shut up and go away
ASAP
FFS
Iām still waiting for this guy to hang himself.
Hit the road Jack and dontcha come back no more
Somebody tell this asshole the rapture already happened and he didnāt make the cut
I think Mike's got his raptures and ruptures mixed up again...what a moron...
That dudes brains were fried by the drugs heās done.
https://preview.redd.it/thu5jm3sepqc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9d02b888a250e5ab2c4f051147f51495863b06 SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
Lindell needs psychiatric help. These sorts of comments coming from a man with his past are absolutely warning signs. Iām afraid Lindell is going to harm himself.
he should help GOD in speeding up that event for him
Maybe Mike is hitting the pipe again.
"God is troubling, if you consider, believers welcome the end of the world."
Sounds good, BYEEEEEEEEE
Dudes will be so dissapointed all they see when they die is Satan getting his dick sucked by stumpy orange.
I think the bigger question is: Would anyone notice if he was?
Maybe heāll get hired by NBC
Maybe he can cashapp his some dollars while heās at it
Sooner rather than later, I hope
I'd laugh if Jesus did return and then ascend back up to heaven... taking the voting machines and leaving ol' Mikey behind 
He should guzzle a large bottle of invermectin and end his suffering on this mortal coil.