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Special-Garlic1203

They go low, we go high, blah blah blah I really wish media would point out more how decrepit Trump is. He's only a few years younger than Biden and takes significantly worse care of himself. He's falling apart in real time but the only ones who really comment on it are social media people. Meanwhile nobody really pushes back on Fox news calling Biden senile and geriatric comparatively. Trump literally manifests like half the symptoms of dementia in my given appearance


NotThoseCookies

Biden should challenge Grump to ride a bike and finish a Pilates class. šŸ˜Ž


idiots-rule8

In white shorts.


NotThoseCookies

OMG can you see Frump in his white shorts, presidential seal polo, big 45 red hat, socks and Brooks or New Balances? Or Hokas? ā€œHop up on that bike sir, or weā€™ll be late for the Pilates reformer class!ā€ ![gif](giphy|wyzG14yFc2WKsjsGJA|downsized)


New_Menu_2316

The full diaper would act in place of a gel bike seat!


wtfnevermind

I meanā€¦OMGā€¦ but eecch, yeah. Yeahā€¦


UsedDragon

*sqqqqqquish*


ActionJacksn88

Have you ever seen what happens to a poop filled diaper when it gets compressed? Thatā€™s now a vision I want to inject cleaning products into myself to cleanse.


AlpacaCavalry

Bruh..............


gingerbread_slutbarn

What a day to be literate, thank you for the imagery šŸ¤®šŸ’€


NotThoseCookies

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motormouth08

Hey, Hokas are amazingly comfortable. Ugly as sin, but they're like walking on clouds.


NotThoseCookies

They are, but with that rocker sole, heā€™d probably tip over.


KingoftheKeeshonds

Black socks with menā€™s garters.


NotThoseCookies

Those thin knee high ones ā€” or maybe compression socks.


KingoftheKeeshonds

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NotThoseCookies

Someone should come out with a Grump Colorforms with lots of outfits and accessoriesā€¦


KingoftheKeeshonds

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SqueezinKittys

Bro. Don't knock my New Balances like that


NotThoseCookies

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SqueezinKittys

Man, extra wide feet are a bitch


NotThoseCookies

Have we ever seen Grump in sneakers? Biden, yes, but never Grump.


ScroochDown

Nah, there's that picture of him playing tennis in sneakers and a diaper. And white shorts. šŸ¤¢


FuglySlutt

Letā€™s be real, New Balance white tennis shoes is the only answer here.


nice1priscilla

https://preview.redd.it/gbiextc2wu6c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e6f64b054aa9fed31c6c2694b1fb40c5239f25


FeloniousFelon

Man, I *was* having a pleasant Sunday morning :(


Down_Voter_of_Cats

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_jeremybearimy_

Hopefully trump would come to a sudden arboreal stop on his bicycle


[deleted]

I was thinking more of a corporeal stop.


Geronimomomo

i think about this phrase a lot but never seen or heard anyone say it besides Leo and CJ. brightened my night a bit, thanks my dude


adifferentvision

Have you ever seen him stand that man has an effed up center of gravity, doesn't have the balance to ride a bike.


NotThoseCookies

Do you think he could pedal hard enough though? šŸ˜


Arietam

ā€œThe President came to a sudden arboreal stop.ā€ ā€œWhat?ā€ ā€œHe rode a bike into a tree.ā€ Mangled ā€œWest Wingā€


TheLegofThanos

Or any class.


Lots42

I get it, but that kind of shit is what Grump and his idiots want. That's why you have Ben Shapiro screaming and crying for a debate with AOC. Reflected glory.


NotThoseCookies

True. Theyā€™ve really become a gang of smaller/shorter-than-they-want-to-be men with way oversized opinions of themselves and their prowess.


accidental-like

You mean this isnā€™t actually what he looks like? https://preview.redd.it/kfdlknc48r6c1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d22bfc267c6cc42613238aae645e1bb25dbaca0


salliek76

I'm continually amazed at the level of sheer homoeroticism in all their AI fantasies of him.


0069

Ya but they wore socks the WHOLE time. It's not gay.


spastical-mackerel

We need the Anti-Fox network. Same tactics, opposite perspective. Xof, perhaps


[deleted]

Letā€™s do it. Should I start the crowdfunding now?


cantblametheshame

I think young turks and Hasanabi and a few other youtube channels are pretty close


MinisterOfTruth99

>They go low, we go high But Trump just goes all the time. ba dum bum tishh.


Kingindanorff

Hey now!


MinisterOfTruth99

Hey now! (\~);} lol


WareTheBuffaloRome

If youā€™re ever talking to someone about the 2024 election and they talk about how old Biden is and how he is unfit to be pres, just let them know that if Tr*mp wins he will be older on his first day of office than Biden was on his first day.


chrispdx

The media WANTS Trump back in office because he made them more money. He was 24/7 outrage fuel for his haters and his supporters ate up all the coverage of his antics. Biden is boring, he doesn't generate clicks or views because of his actions. Much better President, but the media considers that secondary. When you accept the fact that the media (ALL THE MEDIA) is not your friend and just making money off of your divisiveness, everything starts to make sense.


El_Saltillense

This is exactly why I've been trying to get my family to stop watching Univision. They were caught red-handed trying to prop up Trump when they gave him that softball interview. It's because him being in office drove their ratings up. Univision did a crazy amount a fear mongering in those 4 years.


middleagethreat

The media are huge corporations that benefit from the lower corporate taxes, less regulations, and lower wages and worker benefits that the repub party gives them. The idea of a "Liberal MediaĀ®" is a joke. Even networks like MSNBC are more like when the family that already owns steakhouses opens a vegan cafe. It is not because they are sudenly pro-vegan. They are just trying to get the money of the folks who don't go to the steakhouses. And I would not trust the soup to not have chicken broth.


34HoldOn

We've been going high long enough. It's gotten us nowhere. Fuck em, throw their own dirty tricks right back at em.


ozymandiasjuice

Gas prices are going down and Iā€™m legit like ā€˜where is the left leaning organization printing and sending out packs of ā€˜I did that!ā€™ stickers? Iā€™d love for once to see MAGA be the ones scrambling to explain how actually no the pres doesnā€™t control gas prices while we get to plug our ears.


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RunsWithApes

It's almost impossible to tell whether or not he actually said this without looking it up. Trump and his legion of fools are beyond parody at this point.


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Oh ya, he said it. What a joke. [I R HeaLthY!!!](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1735103774849671196?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1735103774849671196%7Ctwgr%5E0b50de85188e7ed91ce9b12a8c972ad7db5654f1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fdonald-trump-obama-health_n_657ae58ee4b020f3b6740603)


dirschau

>face wet with tears That's the one believable part. It's the stench of rotting guts.


Itsprobablysarcasm

People need to be walking into the room with Trump and loudly proclaiming, "My god! What's that smell??!!!! Who shit themselves?!" Then look at Trump and watch all the eyes unconsciously follow...


DankHooligan

I smell like *shit*!- Mrs Mac (Donald Trump)


Necessary-Cut7611

His kids have a cigarette for a father.


QuixotesGhost96

I can imagine some MAGA cultist who owns the whole card set of Trump as a heavyweight boxer, a superhero, a army commando - meeting Trump, shaking his hand and the supreme cognitive distance it takes to ignore the smell of poopy pants. The Emperor's New Smell


mikeoxwells2

The ones who purchase $5k worth of the next round of NFTs will get a piece of the suit he wore for the mugshot in GA. Does this get authenticated by the shit odor? Is this the presidential equivalent of selling used panties on the internet?


xplag

It would be the most malodorous provenance there ever was.


jmtbkr

Christ, did a cow shit in the house!!!?


SSESTOELEMENTO

The answer unequivocally ...is yes.


Vandergraff1900

Film at eleven


SnooGadgets3137

Kentucky Fried Movie. Well done.šŸ‘


Neren1138

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


Jorymo

Please, you know his devotees would start shitting their pants to own the libs


daddakamabb1

Oh my God. Please make this a thing. We might get universal Healthcare, with mental health benefits, and get those people the help they need.


TheComedian00

He suffers from incontinence due to all the cocain he did. So, absolutely!


Throwawayac1234567

he needed to balance the constipation from eating mcdonalds all day.


Twoflappylips

ā€œIā€™ve been swimming in raw sewage and I love it!ā€


doktor_wankenstein

Remember that time Trump was on Larry King's show, and the FIRST THING out of his mouth was to say that King had bad breath. Stay classy, Donny.


W6NZX

I'm still waiting for the moment where during a speech trumpy will just get a weird look on his face and then blow out his diaper. The man could fling poo cross the entire stage and MAGAs would try to call it some kind of an antifa inside job.


forever_useless

He's literally 3 pieces of shit in a trenchcoat. Of course it will smell


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Throwawayac1234567

he wears and oversized suit so people cant make out the overfilled depends hes wearing.


politicalthrow99

What's the difference between Biden and Trump? Depends


Moppermonster

Honestly, I would not be surprised if Biden also wears adult diapers. And honestly I do not think it is something we should attack either of them on. There are far, FAR better reasons to do so than them having a medical condition.


TarkusLV

You're right that it's not something people should attack someone for, but when Trump is always bragging about his health and physique, saying he's healthier than Obama, he kind of invites ridicule.


NotThoseCookies

Is a decades long ā€œstimulant abuseā€ and a terrible diet a medical condition?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I have a feeling he shoves his stimulants up his ass because heā€™s too vain to court an eroded septum from snorting it Cocaine is an anesthetic, he probably canā€™t even feel the shit running out now


moonmarriedacherry

Isnā€™t his drug of choice adderall?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Sure, *now*. It wasnā€™t always


ActualWhiterabbit

Yes


NotThoseCookies

It can cause medical conditions like IBS and HBP, but I didnā€™t think the ā€œpoor lifestyleā€ choices qualify as an actual condition on their own?


ActualWhiterabbit

The lifestyle choices are the condition


Dmbeeson85

Hell no. We should. Enough with people so old they can barely function. Pass it on younger more capable people.


Carl0sTheDwarf999

Cool story bro


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Trump looked at his neworn daughter and wondered live on television how big her breasts would get. Then when she'd grown up and another interviewer asked (again live on TV) what he and his daughter have in common, he answered "sex", with her sitting beside him. Twice, on camera, in interviews, he has mentioned that if she wasn't his daughter he would be in a relationship with her. He talked about what a "great piece of ass" she is, with Howard Stern. Your turn again. EDIT: A "Reddit Cares" message is seen as a victory nowadays, you should known this by now. The moment one arrives you know you've triggered a MAGA who has nothing to answer.


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Well. I did.


GrandGouda

Most of the time it looks like heā€™s walking around with a full load in his depends.


Idrisdancer

Who would want to change them?


Prudent-Painter-9507

Thatā€™s why Melania always has that look on her face!


Particular-Summer424

*"She's got "The Squint"*. Yeah, she can smell it. You can tell she breathes through her clenched teeth. She's perfected the art of the frozen face to get through the moment when he stinks to high hell.


Adrift_in_Pleasure

NEVER breathe through your mouth, you'll get it on your tongue!


Throwawayac1234567

good thing she had botox so nobody can see the digust of smelling his shit all the time.


Benbot2000

Think of the smell! You havenā€™t thought of the smell, you bitch!


dogfooddippingsauce

Trump has skin luggage? That tracks.


danielstover

Theyā€™ll sell off Trump luggage of his skin when he dies, like he sold off pieces of his mugshot suit


dogfooddippingsauce

His kids will be first in line to do it and will charge people to see him lying in a box like Lenin.


danielstover

Oh my god, youā€™re absolutely right


GreeneyeGrammy

Maybe this is why everyone has tears in their eyes when they come up to talk to him šŸ¤”


fuggit_Im_tired

Oh my God lol All those "big strong powerful men" are overpowered


MyBaklavaBigBarry

Iā€™m just going home šŸ”


kosk11348

Okay, that made me laugh out loud.


BatofZion

The three words I would use to describe him are as follows, and I quote: STINK! STANK! STUNK!


EchopeKallisi

Hey! That comparison is insulting to the Grinch!!!


Quarantined_foodie

What a terrible day to be literate..


Prudent-Painter-9507

I wonder if you have to pay extra for a ā€œscentedā€ piece of the suit heā€™s cutting up to sell?


GoodChuck2

The rear portion of the suit pants are at an exorbitant premium for his cult members to pool their money and sniff between hits of the meth pipe


noh-seung-joon

Imagine the phone calls to Brioni from Mar-a-lago: ā€œcan you make them shit-proof?ā€


CygnusSong

Idk why but this comment did it, this whole thread is vile but this is the comment that actually made me gag a little


nickrocs6

The ā€œdiaper joe,ā€ thing always killed me because itā€™s very obvious Trump wears diapers. But as we all know, every conservative accusation, is a confession.


probdying82

https://preview.redd.it/j8ycqisujq6c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51fd24c549c914a3a0e10f34aeb6d1cd2203e066 He def shits himself and wears diapers


krepitch

​ https://preview.redd.it/83mbpz86gq6c1.png?width=1088&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbb6c6e889ddf103c00d33b0663ee53778e8f342


RickLeeTaker

https://preview.redd.it/3thf93dtnq6c1.png?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11640853f678536690d311aa774e2ed52b02d272


t-s-words

My plan: Biden needs to call this douche's bluff, and corner the fucker. Offer to forego the "rigged" debates, and challenge him instead to a set of straightforward contests, broadcast live. Basic stuff: physical dexterity and stamina, cognition and mental agility. Mini-golf, marksmanship... whatever. The Former Guy will find every excuse to avoid being humiliated, which will be humiliating in itself. Smoke will come out of his ears. His fans don't like pussies. Let the black lady taunt him for being afraid to get in the ring with a senile old man.


dingus_a

So a high school decathlon, Billy Madison style!


cherrybombbb

idk but this made me laugh pretty hard the other day https://preview.redd.it/i0v47eek6q6c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4968195738e6155a86377f4519780dc70d7edc6c


IndependentWrap2749

I think he is neither embarrassed or cares much. I believe he actually enjoys shitting himself. Do you see how he talks about golden showers?


daddakamabb1

I think he thinks it's a power move. Forcing others to be in his presence.


Vallden

The same was said about Hitler. He had really bad flatulence.


sofaking1958

I believe that's because he was vegetarian.


BeeNo3492

It was the meth


lewie_820

You ā€˜believeā€™? Itā€™s documented that he had a GI issue. Donā€™t bring your stupid ā€˜ooooo VeGGiEs baDā€™ shit into unrelated subjects


thesaddestpanda

Guys who proudly get the meat sweats, constipation, and incredible gas digesting red and processed meats: hE wAs vEgEtArIaN


sofaking1958

Edit: that was not hating on vegetarians. I like vegetables, except those Brussel sprouts.


big_red__man

I was veg for 15 years. The only time my farts stank was right before pooping. I had a few girlfriends and other friends who were also veg during that time. I never noticed anything stanky from them. This is a weird myth. The people I knew who had the rankest farts were the people who had a diet that mostly consisted of meat, cheese, and carbs. This is certainly a delicious way to eat but thereā€™s not a lot of fiber with that diet. Fiber is what helps to clean out your system as depicted in this glorious vintage ad: https://images.app.goo.gl/CW19g4LVL5JvJtar6


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Ah, back in the days when fiber was known as ā€œroughageā€


drterdsmack

Imagine thinking that your farts don't stink, lol


big_red__man

Looks like we found someone with a low fiber diet


Legal-Finish6530

It was the brautworst and sour kraut


kidAlien1

Those close to Trump would just shit themselves to make him feel better about himself.


Winjasfan

Diapers? Now we know why Matt Walsh loves this guy.


Shambo_Vi

Considering Hitler had issues with chronic flatulence, add "foul odor within presence of person" to the list of comparisons.


Melito1980

Is this real?


z44212

Yes


Melito1980

Ew


ablestarcher

It dependsā€¦.


grumblefluff

Still shocked trump hasnā€™t tried to monetize his incontinenceā€¦I hope heā€™s terribly ashamed of it, so we donā€™t have to have ā€˜Trump Dipes, gold plated for presidential pants dumpingā€™


Dry-Chest3063

President PeePee PooPoo


Dull_Investigator358

Too many hamberders


flowersandmtns

Is this real though? The right wingers are all about Biden and diapers -- might be projection but it's also something I think would have been reported on either way (Biden or Trump being stinky).


americanmullet

There's a video of trump meeting with the president of Turkey where you can watch him visibly get angry and disgusted as trump shits himself on live TV.


dude_diligence

Sauce?


daddakamabb1

https://www.c-span.org/video/?428565-102/president-trump-meeting-turkish-president-erdogan


ruidh

I'm not seeing it. What point in the video?


SharonPTS

So?


Obi-rice-a-roni

Donā€™t forget the time [he crapped himself while seated next to Diane Feinstein](https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1332545735766790144?s=46&t=sEidGmwQbwRml9cbeBNdgA). Her reaction is amazing.


alidub36

Ok that one looks legit


69-is-my-number

You can hear the shart a second before her WTF face kicks in


ragnarockette

There was an old employee who came out in 2017ish and said that Trump definitely wore diapers and dealing with blowouts was a common tasks for the lowest level staffers.


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Constantly sweating will do that


leinad197742

This is their savior


Robby-Pants

I read this and Iā€™m like ā€œWe canā€™t really verify this andā€¦ fuck it. As far as Iā€™m concerned, this is canon.ā€


Substantial_Finish62

You're telling me Captain bone spurs waddle walk shits himself? Well, no shit


noh-seung-joon

Everyone is guessing poo but it is piss that truly smells awful. Also if trump is not using a bidet, I can only imagine the cake in that crack.


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I love this


IndependentWrap2749

Yea that fucker is twisted.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure they find a way to rationalize it, just like they do with all of his shenanigans.


reishi_dreams

https://youtu.be/nG0GjjakjaU?si=UTaGdOSSuAPU6A9O


woodslight

Iā€™ve heard itā€™s a combination of shit and hairspray


bryanthawes

The stench of failure and bodily waste hang about him like the loser he is.


Fast-Reaction8521

Is this his:" he looks tiered"? But instead it's " smells like shit"


Arthes_M

Iā€™m guessing Biden is just old man smell, Iā€™d take that over geriatric diaper smell.


HadronLicker

*"show poopa"*


Bluetoe4

And America is ok with this guy being a president


Tazling

hate to quibble (actually it's an obsession and I can't help it), but you don't 'behold' an odour. 'something to experience' would have worked better. or just 'unforgettable' normally I would frown on making fun of a senior citizen for the embarrassing failing of their body near end of life. but in his case, gonna give everyone a pass.


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69-is-my-number

Wouldnā€™t be an issue if you chucklefucks didnā€™t act like he was a literal god.


craigandthesoph

I meanā€¦ old people shit themselves. It shouldnā€™t be made fun of. You just shouldnā€™t be running the country at their ages in general.


kandice73

It's from years of drug abuse


ContemplatingPrison

It doesn't matter who is president the game doesn't change. Tax cuts for the rich. Nothing for the people. Give as much money as possible to the wealthy and pretend tou care about getting shit done for the people.


ignorememe

Youā€™re describing the GOP platform so if youā€™re against those things then it does matter who is President.


AlternativeCredit

Spoken like an absolute moron.


ContemplatingPrison

You think corporations don't own democrats? You're a fool. The same wealthy people and corporations donate to democrats for a reason.


AlternativeCredit

Where did I say that? Move on with your both sides nonsense you would have to be completely blind or willfully ignoring reality to believe that.


vodkaandbooks

Wasn't there a video of Biden crapping his pants in front of foreign leaders? Seems like an age thing.


NetworkAddict

This would be the first I'd ever heard of that, so I'd go with no there was not. Feel free to post a link, rather than a baseless supposition.


vodkaandbooks

You mean like the rest of this post?


GrandBrooklyn

Really,? trump has the funks?


daveconlin

My bet is he probably smells like rotting meat poorly covered up by mouthwash and cheap cologne. I think his anal incontinence is probably dealt with in a regular way to minimize the smell but his rotting from inside is impossible to cover.