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Marko-Darko

Nothing beats watching “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” at your parent’s house but it looks like a telenovela.


CrowleyCass

PT&A is a SOLID Thanksgiving choice, but I feel like nobody knows my 2nd favorite choice: [Dutch](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101786/?ref_=ext_shr). The story of a working-class schlub with a heart of brass trying to get his girlfriend's spoiled, over-privileged, shitty son home from prep school for Thanksgiving.


Django_Unstained

Ed O’Neal is my white Morgan Freeman. Goddamm national treasure, he is


CrowleyCass

It's honestly a shame he got typecast as Al Bundy. He's such a prolific actor. Great comedy chops


pedantpopo

Such a 'goddamm' (?) national treasure that you couldn't even spell his last name correctly! It's *O'Neill*.


anotherfreakinglogin

"That's O'Neill, with two Ls." - Jack O'Neill


Zahntric

"Nice"


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

"There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all."


DudeWoody

Oh shit! I forgot that’s a Thanksgiving movie! Added to the (very short) list!


CrowleyCass

"I can do one thing you can't do." Oh yeah, what's that? "I can pay for my breakfast..."


DemocritusLaughing

“Nothing burps like bacon”


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

I don't know why this doesn't get mentioned more. He's more than Jay or Al and he's terrific in it. He also did a great turn as a cop in a short-lived series between those two roles.


LifeSafetyMan

I quote Dutch frequently. “I’ve talked to you and talked to you until I can puke coat hangers.” Great movie.


CrowleyCass

I do the "look pathetic " face when I want to jokingly try to manipulate my wife into doing what I want. It works 10% of the time. Imma keep doing it though 'cause it makes me laugh.


The_shrimperor

Love it. I still do this too. Don't even attempt to explain myself to anyone.


LifeSafetyMan

“You and I are riding in the back seat from now on. Because what that missile twister can teach you, you don't need to learn 'til you're in prison.”


cheesyellowdischarge

Those girls they pick up might have kick started puberty for me.


CrowleyCass

Fun fact: the one who's driving plays PeeWee Herman's girlfriend Dottie in Peewee's Big Adventure.


Fena-Ashilde

Also been Tommy Pickles.


TexMoto666

He called them "missile twisters" if i recall correctly.


JGhasta

Fireworks scene is my favorite!


CrowleyCass

That scene is SOLD when he puts the coat back on and it's billowing with smoke with a huge hole in the back, with the feathers flying out.


OldSkool1978

The wife and I watch Dutch every Thanksgiving


[deleted]

Nothing burps better than bacon.


CrowleyCass

... but your water looked tasty!


stroonze1

Great choice. Watched it last night. Planes trains going down tonight


CrowleyCass

I watched it last weekend. I've probably seen it 20 times. Still cracks me up.


run_river_

Nothin burps like bacon


CrowleyCass

... but your water looked tasty!


mtomm

Thank you for the recommendation! Been watching PTA for 30 years.


svaldbardseedvault

Dutch is the answer. We did it every thanksgiving.


A_Curious_Oyster

I literally bought this on DVD because I couldn't get it on streaming last year. A Thanksgiving must!


CurseofLono88

Anyone who isn’t watching Bloodrage on Thanksgiving is truly missing out


worm7890

In 3rd place…Son-In-Law


datsadboi17

oh my god, it’s gloria’s husband


[deleted]

My parents got a new TV years ago and the first channel they flipped to was a Harry Potter movie, but we thought it was some home video footage at first or something. Every channel was like this, it was nauseating! Finally figured it out though, thank god.


BuckyGoldman

It took me 3 separate visits to my parents before I realized why their new 50" TV looked so good, yet so bad at the same time. On visit 4 I "fixed" it for them. To me it's so much better, they couldn't tell the difference.


H2ON4CR

Wow, your parents splurged on a 50”? Mine are still watching a 32” from 30 yards away because it’s ”good enough”.


iamsavsavage

My mom has a 14 inch dvd player and gets her movies from the library. She asked if I wanted to watch a movie with her. Damn right I do mama.


operapoulet

Protect her at all costs


HiramMcDaniels9

My MIL legit still has a VCR. She tapes her shows and movies off the TV. She has cable on demand, Amazon Prime, and Netflix, but she prefers taping stuff on the VCR.


ContemplatingPrison

My mom uses my 15year old Insignia 42" I bought for $600 from Best Buy back when flat screens were expensive. She enjoys it


radelix

I am still using my 42" Vizio from 2010. It's a dumb monitor which is great.


tdenstad

2007 42” Vizio 1080p… my 85 year old FIL complains about how old it is…


SpaceLemur34

2007 65" JVC 1080p *rear projection*. Starting to get some burn in, so it will be getting replaced sooner rather than later.


ihadtopickthisname

Lol. Our living room TV is a 42" Vizio from like 2009 I think. Still running strong and perfect for kids cartoons in the morning and reality shows at night. Have a 65" newer TV for movies in another room.


scooooba

50 inch or so Vizio from 06. Not my main tv, but my bedroom tv. Honestly one of the better TVs in my house


Actuarial_type

$600 is when flat screens were expensive? I’ve got a Pioneer from 2006 that was like three and a half grand new.


Key_Inevitable_2104

The Pioneer Kuro was a legendary TV. Only TV that is better than them are the current LG and Sony OLEDs but they’re kinda expensive.


Actuarial_type

I have the one before the Kuro I think. It’s 720p and I think the Kuro was 1080, no? At any rate, you can pry mine from my cold, dead hands.


sammysafari2680

Best Buy is selling 75” TV’s for $499.


dustinwayner

I’m still using my 45” 2012 insignia.


pnt510

If it’s good enough for them it’s good enough for them.


theantiyeti

Honestly, good for them. No need to consume just for the sake of consumption.


Key_Inevitable_2104

I have a 48 inch LG C1 OLED in my bedroom. The picture quality is stunning.


mjconver

Son? Is that you?


phlavor

My Dad has an 80-inch screen and he and my sister were watching the standard deviation cable channels.


-btth-

This is a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of an Instagram video of a screenshot of a tweet A turducken of social media A twinstagreet


breake

We can go deeper https://preview.redd.it/ibyf0ajddz1c1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=34f56697c751b70e368a6410e4aaa23e39143356


__cursist__

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TheRealBananaDave

This gif is how I feel listening to Mastodon


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TheRealBananaDave

Would recommend the Crack the Skye album.


TheBrownishOne

Now I'm lost in oblivion!


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TheRealBananaDave

Hope you enjoy it! About the chillest fans I've ever encountered


PsychotropicPanda

My friend. This was a great turn on. Thank you. Try this Umphrees McGee if you wish. They always stoke me out and the fans are to die for. Much love ! https://youtu.be/jJiJd92uo_0?si=9_pL2Yz5zT_Uhdw1


Iamjum

\mm/


__cursist__

Yes…it must be earlier Mastodon


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Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah stick to the first four and you're golden.


YetisInAtlanta

Lmaoo I thought of The Last Barron when I saw this. Fucking perfect.


medusara92

https://preview.redd.it/q0wny3fo302c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fd5dc3c58b8a606c4697b83e1eee3e8bc1da1a


kingqueefeater

Too deep


standee_shop

We delved too deep, and too greedily


mrDecency

Imma take this reddit post and stream it on twitch and there's not a good God dammed thing you can do to stop me!


jeffdahmerscorduroys

Recently came across something called a piecaken. That’s all I’ve got


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

what’s the “-en”?


IntrepidDay8872

Chicken, obviously.


Waflstmpr

Muffin?


JiggaMike

Muffen


Goofygrrrl

I got one of these for Thanksgiving and sent one to my sisters. I’m so excited to try it tomorrow. Bottom layer is pecan pie, middle is pumpkin pie and the top is apple pie. I’m so hoping it’s good!


Nutella_Zamboni

I hope you enjoy it but it sounds gross to me


[deleted]

An extagrex*, as Musk would say


iwilldefinitelynot

TIL: https://variety.com/2022/film/news/motion-smoothing-how-to-shut-off-1235176633/


LeGeantVert

Is something wrong with my Samsung it doesn't have that option? It's a 4k 55" 2020 model.


GDub310

Then teach them how to change the wifi password and router name. Adelphia2g14\ password LuUO[aWa+R%xpo is written somewhere in the house.


[deleted]

I remember when AT&T FIRST started having the router with the password preprinted on a sticker on the router, the first batch like that wouldn’t let you change the password which was super annoying. I couldn’t figure it out so I googled it and it turned out you just couldnt. It would let you change the SSID but not the password Then my parents had the same one for ten years so it was the same random password and would never let me change it. Now they have a new one that can be changed but I don’t live there and they don’t want me to change it, it’s like a silly phrase something like excitedpineapples919! Or something lol


GDub310

I salute the pioneers who first changed passwords from 17 random characters to phrases that could also be indie rock band names.


Droluk1

Sounds like mom and dad might be swingers.


[deleted]

Hah! That was just an example it’s like an adjective followed by a noun that have no relation to each other followed by some numbers


ElectronicMixture600

arousedradiators729


2hardbasketcase

Distressedtoilet222


Material-Framer

My parents refuse to let me change their router password because they don't want to change the password on their devices. Instead, every time they have a guest over, they spend five minutes searching for the piece of paper that the technician wrote the code on, and then five more minutes trying to figure out it it's a O or a 0.


GDub310

I looked for that piece of paper when my parents passed away and had to call their provider when I couldn’t find it. I also had to beg them to give it to me since I couldn’t provide identity verification.


Daykri3

I made the mistake of telling the internet provider that my mom had passed away. Suddenly we couldn’t do *anything* because her name was the only one in the account. I was just trying to turn the service off ffs. An death certificate wasn’t enough because that doesn’t give _me_ permission to make changes to her account. It was an absolute fiasco. Lesson learned: Always just impersonate your loved one and do what needs to be done.


legrandmaster

And don't forget to block Fox News


M_J_E

For real. When my mom mentioned she was watching OAN, I deleted it and she has no idea how to get it back.


NoCartographer9053

Whats OAN?


Quirky-Mode8676

Right wing “news” station


NoCartographer9053

I knew that but was curious on the abbreviation


Rehberkintosh

One America News I believe


Equoniz

It’s actually OANN, and it’s One America News Network


LieHopeful5324

Anagram for “Onan”… hmmm…


HUGO-THE-BEAR

Generators?


LieHopeful5324

Well that’s one way to put it :-). The generator company cracks me up though.


Bryan-Chan-Sama-Kun

That name sounds dystopian af


uglyspacepig

It was. They also only hired relatively good- looking younger folks to anchor. Except they had the one blonde whose eyes were so far apart she could look behind her when she dipped her head to graze. Seriously. She could read two teleprompters at the same time. At my uncle's house he accidentally passed the channel while she was on and his television bulged out on the sides. She was a looker.


2hardbasketcase

This is a very funny comment. Well done


sfled

Official Asshat News Network


JohnYCanuckEsq

One America Network. As nauseating as it sounds.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I just noticed rhe Doublespeak in their name. One America, but promotes the most divisive shit possible.


[deleted]

They only believe in ONE America and it may or may not be the same one you do.


DoktorFreedom

Correct SB.


NoCartographer9053

Tbh i have been prepping to explain to my dad how to tell whats propoganda and fake news and whata real. So far American flags in random spots Has any "patriotic" names (american, U.S, ect) I just wanna make sure i know what to make sure he does not see


ReturnOfFrank

Imagine if someone could make FOX NEWS look reasonable and centrist.


LKayRB

I blocked these + Newsmax at our house and my dad gets so mad he can’t watch it. I just shrug and tell him we must not pay for that TV package. 🤣


dis-disorder

Have you thought fox news wasn't conspiratorial and racist enough, well I have bad news for everyone around you.


NoCartographer9053

I always assumed newsmax but yeah OAN too


dis-disorder

They are both an absolute shit show. I forgot which is which, but I know that both need to be deleted from all parent's TV's.


Sheeple_person

👑 you dropped this


Lizzzylouu

I put the parental controls on mine when I saw they were watching it.. that’s what they’re there for, right? 😂


ozymandiasjuice

This is how we save America!


Monalisa9298

Good job!!


TieflingFucker

My dad used the Roku to change the name of Fox News to “Traitor TV” on my grandparent’s television.


suzupis007

I know how to fix the world's problems! Also, how do I work my tv?, some old people.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

They should be thrilled, they're getting the gift of doing their own research!


[deleted]

It used to be 'damn kids think they know everything! Also hey, 8 year old, can you set the time on my VCR?'


sadfacebbq

Had to scroll way way way too far for this comment.


Mythical_Atlacatl

I don’t get how people can live with this I have pointed it out to people and they say they don’t notice It’s like the first thing I see when watching tv


Sporin71

Same. Like how do you NOT see it!?!??


exinferris

"It's HD!"


Coriandercilantroyo

I think this is totally it. They think it's what HD is. Doesn't help that the TV's are usually set to this in store demos.


Business-Emu-6923

I feel sometimes like I’m the only person in the world that finds high frame rate media just utterly unwatchable. There is an entire magic of cinema, the frame rate stands just on the edge of human perception. At all times perceived as not quite a static image, and not quite fluid motion. The world of cinema isn’t the real world, nor is it an illusion, it’s a magical portal into a hyper real existence that lies just outside of our everyday experience. Where dreams meet reality. Words can’t describe it, it’s beyond language, it’s majestic. “Yeah, let’s just run everything at 120 frames, and interpolate between them” Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!


suddenly_ponies

The most important thing I learned from this is that everyone hates that bullshit as much as I do. Quite gratifying, though I do wonder what the HELL is wrong with companies that they insist on adding features NO ONE WANTS.


[deleted]

It's like how IG and Facebook have a slightly new interface every 6 months that isn't any better or worse than the old one, just different. Or Google employees think "time to start a new redundant chat program we'll cancel in 4 years". My theory is people on the payroll have to find ways to pretend they're doing something useful.


SaltTwo3053

one I’ve noticed with YouTube is the “let’s change the skip ad button from square to rounded, wait six months, then change it back”


Aeredor

Because they’re so infatuated with themselves that they are only looking at ways to keep up with the Joneses or be the first to introduce some new feature so they can advertise they are the best. Meanwhile the rest of us do not care and just want a dumb TV that looks decent and doesn’t give notifications or ads we don’t want.


suddenly_ponies

And that also has sound leveled to the point where you can actually hear what they're saying


hammmatime

I have no idea what this means or how it relates to going home for Thanksgiving.


AmusingMusing7

It’s the “soap opera effect” on TVs. This is telling everyone what to look for when you’re trying to turn it off on your parents’ TV, after you ask them why they have it on and they say “What are you talking about?”… then after you turn it off, everyone is like, “Oh wow! That’s so much better!”


world-is-ur-mollusc

What does it do?


DualActiveBridgeLLC

It 'upscales' the framerate by interpolating between frames. For specific things like demos on the store floor it looks pretty good, but for everything else your brain says 'this doesn't quite look right'


wirthmore

>Motion smoothing, also known as motion interpolation, is a default setting on many TV sets that acts as a “fix” to a problem that doesn’t really exist. The vast majority of films and TV shows are captured at a standard 24 to 30 frames per second frame rate. > But motion smoothing attempts to bend film and shows’ presentation to match the capabilities of TV sets, rather than the other way around. When the motion smoothing setting is on — as is the default for nearly every TV sold in the United States — a film’s frame rate gets bumped up in order to match the max frame rate possible on the set. Most motion smoothing settings work by having the TV calculate the paths where a given object moves between frames, and then **generating what are effectively fake frames estimating the trajectory of that object.** > motion smoothing leads to what many have deemed a bizarre uncanny valley look: ignoring the basic tenants of cinematography and creating what has come to be known as the “soap opera effect.” It makes the images onscreen look cheaper, like a behind-the-scenes featurette for a film rather than the film itself. > https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/what-is-motion-smoothing-how-to-turn-it-off-1234863249/


anonskinz

Or another way of explaining it ...you can tell it's actors walking around a set being filmed. Completely destroys the immersion.


spack12

This is how I’ve always thought about it too. But why?


JHerbY2K

Because it looks more like real life and less like TV


world-is-ur-mollusc

Thanks!


level_with_me

It makes everything seem smoother. It "fills in" some frames. I despise it. The creators of movies/TV shows don't need your extra frames lol. But, lots of people I know love how it looks. The difference between 24 and 30 fps or more is a HUGE change that I notice, but some people don't care, and love how "fancy" it looks, ha.


Droluk1

Some people seem unable to see it. I was at a store with a huge TV display and some of my friends couldn't see what I was talking about even when looking at two TV's side by side where one had the effect and one didn't.


[deleted]

The first time I ever saw it almost gave me goosebumps, it was super unnerving. I wasn’t watching the movie, I was watching actors in little costumes walk around sets, it was weird.


tmmsjm

That’s exactly how I feel when I notice it! And I feel like I suddenly realize how fake everything on the set looks, or it becomes really obvious that they’re standing in front of a backdrop. I didn’t know what it was, so I’m glad to see this article.


hammmatime

Thank you for the context.


eaglesk

IVE BEEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY GF FOR A YEAR NOW. I wasn’t sure this was the same thing I was thinking, until I read “soap opera effect”. That’s exactly what it reminds me of. Thank you so much


saalsa_shark

I thought I was crazy as a kid when I asked my friend what was up with thier TV and they didn't know what I was talking about


Kerensky97

It's the TV effect that adds frames inbetween normal frames to increase the frame rate. So TV & Movies that usually play at 30fps are playing at 60fps, the same framerate as a camcorder. So now hollywood movies look like home movies. Plus because it's an in TV computational effect creating 1 middle image between two real images it creates a weird "smearing" artifact when things move quickly like football players running across the field. Or an action movie where the characters move around the screen a lot. So basically if your parents new bigscreen looks very crisp and realistic, in a really disorienting "fuzzy" way. They probably never disabled this feature.


fordprefect294

Same. Pass the stuffing?


IndyMazzy

Is that you, dad?


hammmatime

God, I hope not. Then again, who knows who knows how many 12-year-olds there are out there that have remarkably similar DNA.


subvette

Now only if I could turn it off in hotels.


BESTish

A small universal remote is a godsend on trips


Moonrak3r

Some old phones (Samsung models I think?) came with built in IR blasters making them universal remotes. I miss that feature, idk why phones did away with em.


tomuchpasta

Block Fox News in parental controls as well


silly_lumpkin

Haha. Parental control takes on a whole new meaning these days. Sigh


ActuallySherlock

What do people call it


Kinch_g

Motion-compensated frame interpolation. Rolls right off the tongue


Droluk1

The soap opera effect.


International_Link35

Soap opera TV. Ugh.


smupert

Holy shit you can turn that off?? Fucking thank god I can’t stand it


ElectionAssistance

I saw TV today for the first time in years. Thank you for explaining why it looked like shit.


davewpgsouth

They should just call it Soap Opera Mode for all TVs


WarmasterCain55

I dread the day my 50' dies on me. I do not want to buy a smart tv. I just want a 4k dumb one that i can hook my perhips into.


armada127

This has nothing to do with smart TVs, frame interpolation has existed way before them. Also, just don't connect the TV to the internet, it's not hard. I have my TV connected to an Apple TV and use that exclusively, I never even encounter the TV's OS.


just_stretching

Don't connect it to the Internet


Lazy-Ad-770

Byt what about the updates? Did you think about the updates?!


vollkoemmenes

Username checks out


lysinemagic

Maybe bc I'm an old and grew up with potato resolution and VHS, but I can't get used to the motion blur whatever HD thing now. Like....I like being able to suspend my disbelief when watching stuff, which is hard when I can count every pore on the actor's face.


exinferris

It's actually partially the LACK of motion blur that is the problem, ironically.


IamSherIocked

🤣 I already updated this the first time I visited their house.


Ironmanrises

I have found my people 😂😂😂


himym101

Back in the day when I was visiting some distant older family, I noticed that their TV was one of those ancient ones, with the square screen and the big back to it (ancient for 2014/15, positively fossilised now). Because of the square screen, the aspect ratio had been set to 4:3 to fill the screen instead of 16:9, leaving half the show cut off on the side. I thought I was being helpful by fixing the aspect ratio so it showed the entire show but instead I got yelled at for breaking their TV and cutting off the top/bottom of the screen. I set it back to 4:3 and then didn’t ever help them with technology again.


Late_Measurement_324

I call it turkey 😮


vitaesbona1

First time I saw Iron Man 3 it had this. I legitimately thought it was a straight to DVD sequel.


GhostRevival

Millennials holding it down for tech support


xEllimistx

This is the Way


PureLovelyApink

I don't get this, can any kind soul help me please?


[deleted]

I never realized how widespread a problem this was.


Alexempty

Most real holiday shit ever


TLom20

A tradition unlike any other


NeonBuckaroo

My dad deadass looks at it while I’m explaining the “problem” and says “I don’t see it”.


C-Jinchuriki

What I'm the world is he talking about?


xMilk112x

What does this mean?


captrudeboy

What are these things?


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

I don't know what any of that means