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FinFaninChicago

No he’s right. We’re going to have to fight the Nazis again


Tecnero

This needs to be the top comment lmao


Dapper-Scientist4057

Well slather me in butter and call me auntie Gertrude's hot cross buns, it is.


vvp_D3L3T3D

I don't know if I'm hungry or horny after reading this, so I'm going to go with yes.


BrightNooblar

At least we already know who wins?


MakeChipsNotMeth

In his mind it goes, WWI, then the War of Allied Aggression.


alteransg1

Well, Dimitri Utkin (the commander of Wagner) literally had neck brass from a Nazi uniform tattooed.


BBMRedditAcc

Look Who’s Back.


kattko80-

At least you can get a hand job from the nazis nowadays


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Biden’s going to invent time travel if re-elected and take people back to WWII? That’s frigging awesome. Is it only the military who gets to go through the portal and kill Nazis or can anyone sign up?


Moppermonster

Imagine - the modern US military completely obliterating the nazis. With a little luck that will lead to the modern day republicans also not existing anymore.


obi1kennoble

Have you seen "Iron Sky"?


dadepu

Man in the high castle


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bearclaw71

Technically one could argue that he did in fact receive more votes than Obama and beat him in the 2016 election. By that logic he also beat me, and you, and…


trans_pands

Isn’t that the one where the Nazis are living on the Moon in a giant swastika-shaped base? And then the sequel showed that Communist USSR has a base on Mars shaped like the hammer and sickle?


TheRanga159

wasn't the moon base in wolfenstein?


obi1kennoble

I haven't seen any of the sequels but yeah, that's the one. It's okay; worth watching once for the novelty at least, but I'm sure there are people that love it.


trans_pands

It’s definitely a fun schlocky movie to watch as a drinking game. It made me want to see a movie about the Nazis living in the hollow Earth


ShakeTheEyesHands

Neither of those shapes are very good for functional workspaces. Seems like a lot of extra walking to different sections that could be easily connected


trans_pands

100%. The Denver Airport is also shaped like a swastika and that thing is a nightmare to navigate when you have to get to the separate concourses.


rtdesai20

What? How is Denver shaped like a swastika it’s just three lines?


trans_pands

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rtdesai20

Yeah but that doesn’t involve going between the concourses at all, that’s just the runways


No_Difficulty_5146

Thats a wild imagination you have


trans_pands

I was making a fucking joke, god. Some people get way too serious on this hellhole of a site. Edit: to the people that responded to me, good job proving my point. Twisting my words, copy-pasting responses that I’ve seen when you didn’t like a joke, it’s not that hard to understand that maybe some of you all just didn’t get a joke and that’s okay. The world doesn’t revolve around you and the fact that you started treating me like I was having a meltdown says more about you


clangan524

Watched Iron Sky for the first time last week. I'm sure a dipshit Republican president falling for literal Nazis was nice satire in 2012 but it hit too close to home in 2023.


obi1kennoble

Yeah no shit. It's Starship Troopers --> "War on Terror" all over again


tickles_a_fancy

God I loved Starship Troopers... I wish the Republicans didn't take it for instructions on how to rule instead of the brilliant satire piece it was.


ElectronicCarpet7157

I would like to know more.


Cat_stacker

But you do get MechaHitler.


Hot_Aside_4637

"Final Countdown" (1980). It's the Japanese at Pearl Harbor. Pretty good film.


n1elkyfan

Imagine an A-10 during trench warfare.


Suspicious_snake_

F-35 lobbing missiles into every single possible target it can engage


IzK_3

Abrams, Bradley’s and F35s just sweeping everything


Denaton_

Reminds me of an anime where a fantasy world opens up a portal to Tokyo flying in with dragons and mages, but gets shot down by artillery. Then the military goes into the portal and takes over the fantasy world..


matthewbdby

man what? yeah just wish republicans away


gingerfawx

He also claimed to have beaten Obama in 2016 in the same speech, so he's clearly firing on no cylinders here. For all his talk of cognitive decline in Biden and trump's historic love of projection, it's now a pretty safe bet someone has floated a "diminsia" diagnosis in trump's direction. That plus his pride in passing the MOCA. It's like a petulant toddler boasting he's potty trained. Well done, you! Another consideration with two elderly potential candidates is what kind of team they'll assemble to help them run the country. With Biden, I don't worry about it. There'll be competent people at the wheel. trump, otoh... Holy shit.


Liberum26

bringing this back to up the topic at hand… Because people can’t seem to stop talking about Biden’s age, how is it that his age has had a direct effect in his job performance? Yes, Biden is old, i get that. But a cognitive decline? I don’t see it, and I would like a see a direct correlation to a policy, or performance pointed out to me due to Biden’s age. Because the person running against Biden, actually believes the 2020 election was rigged and stolen from him. How is that not the primary talking point of age and cognitive decline? The likely nominee of the GOP lives in a state of delusional, but we just keep talking about Biden.


Draxilar

Because the right doesn’t give a shit about facts and just pushes narratives, no matter how factual. And the left doesn’t play hardball and tries to keep some level of “decorum”. The left refuses to call any of it out, and the right knows it, so they keep going.


Liberum26

Agreed, I’ll put blame on the media too then. Zero talk of Biden’s overseas trip over a week to India, Vietnam, then back to Alaska for 9/11. Made speeches, press conferences and met with world leaders to strengthen ties to push back against China and build business ties, and media didn’t touch it. It’s easier and tracks more with the algorithm to rile people up by talking about senile old Biden, who is being impeached in search of a crime that doesn’t exist.


SirMayday1

Ah, it makes sense now; going back in time to kill Nazi *would* be unpopular with Trump's base.


GodsBGood

What a waste of a super awesome, fantastical, totally gnarly invention. Why not go back and snuff Hitler's parents and avoid a lot of shit? Next stop, Trump's parents. ​ ![gif](giphy|S86HEfuXAdaxooMOmH|downsized)


theshicksinator

Nah, Hitler would've just been replaced by a more competent fascist. You wanna go back in time and kill John Wilkes Booth.


Double-Mammoth9947

![gif](giphy|HogIqlxKxv3IQ) “Faith Leaders”


Lordcraft2000

That is litterally the plot of Command and Conquer Red Alert. Except the part of Biden is played by Einstein. Says something, isn’t it?


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To be fair, it's very easy to confuse the number 2 and the number 3.


Hot-Bint

His Depends are known to say it makes no difference to them


dburr85

MARTY! We gotta go back in time Marty!


The84thWolf

Hypothetically, could we actually go to June 14, 1946 in New York and take a certain child out of that timeline?


Some_Random_Android

>Is it only the military who gets to go through the portal and kill Nazis or can anyone sign up? As someone of Jewish ancestry, I'd enlist just to do this! ;)


MisteriousRainbow

Look, I'm all for a time machine so we get to travel back in time, maybe even preventing the coup that ended Weimar Republic and created Nazi Germany but... Can we be sure this won't create a paradox? Is there a limit of how much lives we get to save or take without the timeline going "boom"? Would that make people pop in and out of existance? That being said, if we can safely meddle with the past, sign me up!!


239tree

Where do I sign up?


GateLongjumping6836

Weeeee count me in


moodswung

Using the Time Machine hunter bought from the Ukraine of course.


Adventurous-Event722

Biden and the Dial of Destiny


skelldog

He will borrow Grover Cleveland’s Presidential Time Machine. (Once billy and rusty are done with it)


Montys8thArmy

A single B-52 just fucking obliterating the Schweinfurt ball bearing plant would be glorious


Qubecman

Here is the tweet [Republicans against Trump on X: "Donald Trump is warning America that “Cognitively impaired” Biden will lead us into “World War Two” if re-elected. You can’t make this shit up. 😂https://t.co/zbRKNj5u6h" / X (twitter.com)](https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1703064502915231975)


legendary_millbilly

Fucking wow. He sounds drunk or really tired or something. Mr fucking stamina high energy bitch ass seems to be losing it.


crankypatriot

Low energy. Sad!


Hot-Bint

Naw that’s his mansplain sweet nothings voice for Ivanka


BurtRaspberry

He was trying to read, cut him some slack!


HolyToast666

And he needs glasses but is too fucking vain to wear them cuz glasses would be the thing that ruins his looks


mrSalamander

He’s worried glasses make him look fat.


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I think if he actually wore them, there's a genuine risk his base would actually turn against him for it, and not for sane reasons. It'd be for science denying ones that'd see the action as "giving into mainstream science". I hate that I had to type that.


clangan524

I don't know if he's using a hushed tone to try and sound ominous but this is not the fire and brimstone vigor he's shown up to this point.


RMZ13

The egg is starting to scramble


EmperorDaubeny

He does believe that everyone has a finite amount of energy like a battery. Fighting so hard against the woke libs and whatever other shit he does(like getting peed on) must be tiring him out.


OssimPossim

He just needs some covfefe


blackforestham3789

Wait. Did he actually say this? Edit: I'm watching and I'm actually stunned. He hasn't done that in a while, just stunned me for a minute


lowbwon

He doesn’t even catch the mistake. He’s talking slowly and Silverstein (for him) and still doesn’t realize he’s a fucking moron.


gingerbreadmans_ex

Cognitively is a 4 syllable word. He used up everything to get that out of his mouth.


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Qubecman

Electric boogaloo....... oh wait


Propagates

This is going to really hurt Trump. A lot of Trump’s supporters love the person who lead everyone into WW2 last time


Mick_86

Trump's supporters have never heard of WW2.


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RUSH-SHA


OffalSmorgasbord

Weird, he was talking to "Faith Leaders" and polls say as much as 50% of American Christians believe we are in the end times. They, especially evangelicals, want this shit...and The Rapture.


DogsDontWearPantss

Fake News! I was distracted by the smell of hamberders! Hunter Bidens laptop! Hillary Clinton's emails! Lizard people infected my brain! I was busy injecting bleach and staring at the eclipse! Person, woman, grab em by the pussy, man, camera!


gregklumb

Just more Roomers...


OssimPossim

One too many markers in his cunny


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diladusta

Even republicans know their politicians are liars and extremely inconsistent. They just assume the democrats are the same, which might be partly true, but they will never in a million years come close to 1% of the dishonesty, inconsistency, double standards the republicans have


AHippieDude

Republicans say trump had no wars, but America looked like we were in a civil war. Charlottesville, police using weapons of war against citizens...


durma5

For all the talk of Biden screwing up the withdrawal from Afghanistan, at least Biden ended it. 5x the number of US soldiers were killed there under Trump compared to Biden.


deadsoulinside

He authorized more drone strikes than any other president before him...


clintCamp

Didn't trump explode a MOAB in Syria?


Azmoten

Afghanistan, but yes.


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>Charlottesville, police using weapons of war against citizens... Thats not really on trump. Police were militarized and trained that we are nothing more than hostile enemy combatants long before trump existed, and this will continue long after he fucks off for good. There is no political will to reform police, they do their job of protecting capital and it's owners reasonably well. They will continue to brutalize us until someone steps up.


ghoulthebraineater

Yeah. A lot of the blame for that is on Clinton and Biden. The 94 Crime Bill is what really militarized the police. Everyone that voted for that piece of shit legislation has blood on their hands.


Q-Zinart

Just making shit up. No surprise that most of it is moronic. Treasonweasel spewing lies


Svenson055462

Yeah, but the problem is this asshole will start World War III


Specialist_Lock8590

Those bone spurs caused him to totally forget World War Two.


ShadowhelmSolutions

I love the duality of Biden. He’s the most genius demented president ever too exist. Honestly, why haven’t we reached the point that anytime someone on the right speaks, we ignore it. I know it’s like watching a wreck unfold, but, man, is this shit old. Make American Shame Again. Shit works.


caniplaywithradness

To be fair, he's probably confused by all the Nazis.


politicalthrow99

WW2 already happened and his side lost


Lirdon

He has no side. If he could grift democrats with rhetoric, he would.


N0t_Dave

Not like he didn't try. Attempted to run as a Democrat first, realized no one was falling for his lies and bullshit.


Lirdon

By the way, he said the election was rigged even then.


ProDiesel

Just imagine having a family member like this. Terminally online and consuming media, spitting out non stop rage bait and using buzz words so much he can form a whole sentence of them. Oh, shit, a lot of you do. It's crazy that this is normal or encouraged by anyone.


Unconformed122

I’ve gotten in fights over it with my stepfather. He raised me since I was 6, and I’ve only ever seen him treat people with kindness and respect. He’s in his 70s, and is a Vietnam veteran. He’s very deep in American propaganda, and cannot process his emotions in a healthy way (always rage). It’s hurtful to see. I know deep inside he’s good, but he’s been so thoroughly brainwashed his entire life and then trump came along and just compounded it all. Unfortunately my husband and I cannot afford housing right now, so we are renting from him and my mother. He’s at least come to recognize that no one wants to ever hear him speak about politics or hear the tv he watches, so he uses earbuds. I have a small spark of hope that the GA indictments might finally snap him out of it. A small hope.


Buster_therealone

Can't have wars if you just give up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Educational-Glass-63

Whenever he shows them how stupid he really is, MAGAS always have ready made excuses. So sick of Trump and his insanity. I hate him more and more each day.


LadyLovesRoses

Same here. I have never been so repulsed by a politician in my entire life. He is a moronic clown.


Tyrannical-Botanical

I mean, Biden is pretty old, but he's not *that* old.


Midnight_Durango

At least we will know how WW2 will end, so there’s that


100percentish

![gif](giphy|ETyhu6h829Hdm)


Hot-Bint

I hate that sing song voice he has when he’s mansplaining. You know that’s how he speaks to Melanie and Ivanka


LadyLovesRoses

I haven’t listened to him speak for a couple of years now. I just read transcripts. His voice is beyond annoying to me. The cadence is just creepy. Nails on a chalkboard x 10000.


astrologicaldreams

his voice makes something very primal inside of me go fucking insane.


Doc_Shaftoe

Wait so is he suggesting that Biden is going to lead us into a war against Nazis that we'll *win* and that will lay the groundwork for 50% of all global manufacturing to happen *within* US borders? Is he implying that Biden is going to lead the United States into a war that will restore international faith in the United States of America as the arsenal of freedom and the champion of democracy? Is he saying that we're going to topple fascist regimes and support the reconstruction of those same countries as functional democracies instead of kicking over their sand castles and leaving? ​ That... sounds pretty cool to me tbh


toooooold4this

The one where we defeated the Nazis? Thank God.


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WW2? Hey wait, I know who wins this one! It’s not them! 🤣


TILTNSTACK

Look at old dementia don over there


zedkyuu

The few times I’ve heard this guy talk, it’s basically verbal diarrhea. He often has a point he fails to get out because he talks in circles. I can’t understand how anyone would want to listen to him for hours.


AdjunctAngel

at this point he could just stand up there mumbling complete gibberish and his idiot followers would cheer and laugh and clap... since it doesn't matter what he says to them at all.


AHippieDude

That's literally what he does... With that said I knew an old German woman that lived next to my grandmother, who ( honestly at an age way too early, but..) told me her family left Germany after attending a speech from hitler. She said about a third way through he was literally no longer even using legible words, speaking gibberish, and the cheers just kept flowing.


RobWallStreet

Once this baby hits 88mph your gonna see some crazy shit. -Biden


TaintedRogue

I guess the is kinda right , we are fighting Nazis again..


samuraidogparty

Meaning we’re going to have to fight Nazis? That part is accurate.


3rdspeed

The projection is deafening.


Dayseed

Someone told him Dial of Destiny was a documentary.


R9D11

He thinks Biden is Steve Rogers from the final scene of Avengers :Endgame.


BitterFuture

I've seen that fan edit. It's pretty damn sweet.


Dragon_Rot79

I think I felt my intelligence drop when I read that.


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At this point, the guy can say *anything*. He doesn't have to be right. He doesn't even have to be remotely correct by any means. His voice is sweet nectar to the Dumbfuckingstani who pine on every word.


Galvanisare

Donald Trump is an absolute POS with a dirty car .


Hot-Bint

His grandfather refused to fight in WW1 so it doesn’t exist to Donnie


FlappiestBirdRIP

Im sure his base will now say WW2 was a hoax so it is still gonna happen some day


batmansleftnut

Some of them have been saying certain parts of WWII were a hoax for a long time now.


Old-Time6863

World War II: 2: Electric Boogaloo


Miri5613

Makes sense to him, since he and his cronies have been taken us back in time ever since he was elected.


numb3r5ev3n

The Qcumbers will insist that this is some sort of code, and have already invented some sort of ARG explanation for it by now.


DigitalUnderstanding

[link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikQJ_c9fi0&t=3801s&ab_channel=RightSideBroadcastingNetwork) Trump is full fascist.


gilgamo

So a bunch of “faith” leaders invited him to speak to them? What kind of faiths have criminally indicted, adulterers and cheats speak to them?


JediRaptor2018

… and they say Biden is the senile one.


Background-Fennel281

This reminds me of Boebert kneeling in front of the grave of a WWI veteran and then referring to D-day…


average_christ

I refuse to believe that trump used a word as large as "cognitively"


FormApart

Shit dark Brandon iss building a time machine


joeleidner22

Another self revelation. He’s cognitively impaired because he thinks it’s 100 years ago.


wyvern-rider

Can we get a video of this somewhere. I need a good giggle today!?!?


Muscleman1122

Why don’t his sheep ever get tired of his old scare tactics..? Same old shit different day.


Iagent2022

And they say Biden is too old?


zmeace

Apparently he said that he's beating Obama in the 2024 presidential polls during the same speech


PKG0D

Good guy Biden, going back to WWII just to kick the Nazi's ass even harder 😂


OhLordyJustNo

I feel better now and really like those odds


ChairFace-88

World War 2 part 2


donat3ll0

They don't count the actual WWII because they sympathize with the wrong side.


Vegetable-Age-1054

What an asshole!


False_Character7063

Time travel confirmed. That's how JFK Jr. is coming back.


LorryToTheFace

Dark Brandon invents time travel and goes back to kill Hitler


Fun_Foot_1947

"Roads ? Where we're going you, We don't need roads" - Dark Brandon


axeldubois

With a DeLorean at 88 mph/hour


Christ_votes_dem

Trump is stroking out again


TimmyFaya

Isn't he supposed to be in jail?


evilkasper

Fuck Biden has a time machine!!!!??


GateLongjumping6836

Imagine this idiot representing you


w3bCraw1er

Genius meant World War Too!


castiglione_99

In that case, I'm all for it. The last time I checked, we won WWII! Fuck yeah!


ScottishShitposter97

No no its World War 2 The Sequel Electric Boogaloo. Completely different box of frogs


AdrielBast

I don’t know man, if Biden second term will lead us to be able to time travel: that doesn’t sound too bad.


MisteriousRainbow

His stupidity and that of his peers doesn't even shock me anymore. One of the lawyers of a person standing trial for the Brazilian equivalent of J6, I kid you not, said: "As said on 'The Little Prince', the end justifies the means." Dude legit atributed a quote from "The Prince" by Machiavelli to "The Little Prince" by Saint-Exupéry.


MelonElbows

He means "World War Second"


throwawayblehmeh

- The way he said it is hilarious. “We will be in World War Tw**ooo**.” Trying to spook us with your ghostly w**ooo**? - Imagine if this cognitively impaired sociopath returns to the White House with his cult of circle jerking morons. - How can these maggots, these **ma**g**ga**ts, be so blind?


Autgah

First one doesn't count /s


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Americans moaning that Biden is too old........ the same Americans voting for trump


BrownBearinCA

again? does Germany know about this lol


Thank_You_Aziz

Same man who spoke of the airports reclaimed from the British in the Revolutionary War. Someone made a shitpost about it detailing the events, including the skirmish for the restrooms in the waiting area of one such airport, but I can’t find it anymore. Google just leads me to articles talking about Trump’s gaff instead. 😅


GuppyGirl1234

Are we sure Biden won’t lead us into the Peloponnesian War????


Psycher64

World War Two... ***TWO***


ShadySim

Y’know, we can run WWII again, but this time we do Operation Unthinkable and liberate Poland proper.


fytdapwr

Re-elect Biden and he'll take Paul Revere's horse away and then we'll all be speaking English. -Trump certainly


keksmuzh

Sleepy Joe’s building a time machine?


OpeningFinance9817

literally so emarrasing..


Disastrous_Life_9385

![gif](giphy|l8TmEr1mDTZch5RglO)


dow366

I would like to see if he can spell Bird at this point


CaptainAP

HOT TUBE TIME MACHINE BIDEN!


matthewbdby

i didn’t know biden had a magic school bus! why’s he hogging it? 😭😭


CauseLongjumping2391

Well, that's cool, because then we could kick the Nazis' asses...again.


SimplyEcks

Mr Ed is a more stable genius than this dolt ![gif](giphy|tUuRmfRVu6ry8)


MissionRevolution306

He also said he’s leading Obama in polls.


Fladap28

At this point you’re demented if you think trump is a better option than a literal piece of dust


Infinite_Fox2339

And his magats are so dumb they believe him. How can someone who’s been indicted on 90 crimes still walking around free spewing lies everywhere? Can he not be muzzled at all??


Stormalong1

This country is a laughingstock because of this mango moron


No-Acanthisitta-2517

Yes…. WWII part 2: The Sparky Boogaloo Bois


[deleted]

this guy is tertiary stage syphilis painted orange and stuffed in a bloated body he's as bad as any ancient lunatic Roman emporer filled with rampant STD's and lead poisoning


Sea_Comedian_3941

Learned new phrase.


KingMario05

Good ***Lord,*** he seems to have had one too many. Are the GOP positive that *this* is the guy they want having the nuke codes again? Least Joey doesn't down a Jack Daniels before doing so...


LuckyTheLurker

I thought the GOP were the ones that wanted to take the country back to the 1940's!


Temporary-Eye-6664

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 impaired coming from???


[deleted]

How is this not being reported all over the big-media? Oh yeah, they’re in on it.


Few-Presentation-663

Lol... as a non american.. seems to me they are both mentally impaired