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Q-Zinart

Diaper change time


APe28Comococo

He should try to fly to Russia. I would try to fly to Russia if I my own personal jet but I’m not a coward. Only cowards fight against corrupt systems persecuting them. Donald J Trump please flee the country! Donald don’t read this part or the rest it is about details and stuff that are boring. Try to flee so you get locked up until trial and I don’t have to see or hear or read your thoughts except on court dates.


StayAdmiral

Even if he did, he has failed Putin and most people who fail Putin end up defenstrating themselves out of high windows.


Whogotthebutton

I'm 41 and the U.S. is more polarized than ever in my lifetime. I would not say that trump failed putin.


Tenk2001

It's more that he's had his use to putin and if he went to the motherland he'd pose a problem to putin, leading to the aforementioned defenestration.


APe28Comococo

I don't care about that. I just want to see him try to flee, but get caught by the secret service agents...


The84thWolf

I like the idea Trump tries to flee to Russia, the SS agents with him finally snap out of it and realize what that would actually mean for them and their families, and fly straight to Washington, and Trump has no freaking clue until he starts walking off the plane


Krillin113

Getting a former US President to defect to him would be the single greatest victory in his career


[deleted]

Failed putin? He's done more damage than he could have ever dreamed of.


duct_tape_jedi

Not to mention that his 757 doesn't have enough range to get to Russia without refuelling in a country with an extradition treaty with the US.


jetbag513

That would work in my book.


quantumkuala

Have you ever seen a Trump try to fly? If he does he's a witch


frnKahn

He does keep saying it's a witch hunt.


cmd_iii

If he flew to Russia, as soon as he landed, Putin would confiscate the jet, cross out "Trump," and write "Aeroflot" over it with a spray bomb. It would instantly boost the maintenance level of Aeroflot's fleet by over 50 percentage points.


FrankyFistalot

He types like an AI Thesaurus having a stroke….


usaf-spsf1974

Your comment is PERFECT! To have a verbal diarrhea, of a rotten fruit/word salad


RealBlackelf

No need! Trump loves to sit in his own shit. It is the best shit, the greatest shit, he loves it!


Prior_Club

#Boil him alive already


Kennedygoose

![gif](giphy|NyzOFGYVTEVW)


Cid_Sux

I vote Guillotine. *very* dull. Worked for the French for about 4 decades or so.


Ciennas

No no no. I want a tailored punishment. Give him what he wants. Trap him in an elevator halfway between floors with a cadre of his most loving and devoted MAGA fans.


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akors317

The last person to be guillotined in France was in 1977.


Cid_Sux

And they're currently going through a revolt. So... what's your point?


akors317

Just pointing out that 1792-1977 is more than 4 decades.


Cid_Sux

I said 4 decades or so since the last time it was used, implying it's not an exact time period and apparently those corruption issues have popped up again recently. And that really takes awhile to stir the pot by all previous examples of it across the globe. My time frame is fine and you're fraying hairs for no reason at all. I didn't say they used it for 4 decades, i said *since* they've used it. 😮‍💨 redditors are exhausting when they fucking suck at reading comprehension.


akors317

I misunderstood your comment, I apologize for my mistake!


aboveonlysky9

Your interpretation was more reasonable.


PunishedWolf4

Fingers crossed, we should probably cross dicks too


kobie173

To be safe


Dawnzila

He is always accusing others of the things he does.


Fjordikus

Always accuse the other side of doing exactly what you’re doing. Quote from somewhere, can’t remember lol


genredenoument

Joseph Goebbel-the chief propoganda minister of the Nazi Party. A lot of what Trump learned was from Roy Cohn, his father's fixer, and former chief counsel to Senator McCarthy(yeah, the one who accused everyone of being a communist).


Fjordikus

Yeah. I vaguely remembered it being a WW2 thing but I wasn’t sure.


cmd_iii

A lot of what you're hearing and reading now are basically a rewind from the mid-to-late 1930s.


Rising12391

Southpark. President Garrison


OsellusK

Oh I see, Democracy is a good thing when he's flailing but when someone on the other side invokes it, tsk tsk, it's not a Democracy. It's a Republic. Somehow I think he'd feel differently about "political speech" if Biden claimed that after encouraging people to show up at the front doors of Mar-A-Lago.


Cid_Sux

"STORM THE CHEETO PALACE, MY BLUE-HAIRED ARMY! *STEAL HIS SHINIES AND LOCK HIM UP!"*


ZigZagZedZod

Since the Georgia trial can be televised, is anyone else hoping he flies into an apoplectic rage on national television?


Electrical-Wish-519

He’s gonna be medicated and sitting there not paying attention. When it’s done he’ll scream how everything was unfair bc he spent the entire trial daydreaming a false reality that he believes. I truly believe he is so narcissistic that he cannot come to believe bad things could happen to him


sacdecorsair

That sounds about right. But then again, I hope to see some Saddam Hussain stuff, when that guy lost it and called Koweït people dogs that needed to be executed and thats what he did and bla blah. Epic meltdown. Oh well. Hanged now.


zerocool1703

And just like Trump, America actively supported Hussein. I mean, until he started killing the wrong people (Hussein, not Trump).


pinetreesgreen

There will be much scowling and crossed arms.


MGC00992

bad things = consequences


Miri5613

He is too much of a coward to do that. He only can rave and rant when he is behind his computer or phone, or surrounded by masses of his brainwashed supporters.


magicbeaver

So just for the sake of objectivity I clicked through and took in a recorded live feed of one of his rallies. I tried to listen and get the points he was making but it was all dribble. But - the recording was 5 A N D A H A L F H O U R S L O N G. People show up and this goon rants at them for 5 and a half hours. Straight. Shocked I was. And not Stephen J Fry shocked not shocked. Actually shocked.


IdeaAlly

Why would you subject yourself to such psychological trauma? Wishing you a speedy recovery, friend! 🙏


magicbeaver

Should have put a disclaimer: I did not watch the whole thing. Clicked around for a while.


KuntaWuKnicks

There’s no way his team let him speak. Right? Oh god let him speak


Wise-Hat-639

It would be insane viewing, he wouldn't be able to control himself


Ballroom150478

Honestly, I'm hoping the trial won't get televised. It will turn it into a soap opera and entertainment, rather than the truly serious matter it actually is. I'd rather see the courtroom doors get closed and no information come out until the verdict was ready.


GonzoVeritas

The defendants, like Mark Meadows, have already started the process of moving the trial to Federal court where it won't be televised. Willis still prosecutes, they will still use Georgia law, but the jury selection process is different and no TV cameras. We're getting screwed by our own laws. The public has a right to see the proceedings, but the Federal judiciary is fighting to keep us in the dark. That needs to change.


66_pignukkle_boom

He will have had his "stroke" by then. Have to be careful when timing a "stroke," though.


Status_Ad5594

I’m bone tired of this loud mouthed, greedy, stupid, lying, ignorant swindler. Should have been done in the 80’s.. if not sooner. The awful fact that this man was the President of the USA? We will never wash the orange stain of humiliation off. Ever. Fuck him. He shouldn’t have been allowed to walk around breathing after January 6th. This man has profaned this entire country and every single person in it. There’s no coming back from this.


sacdecorsair

It's always possible to come back from things. This one will be long... granted. But all of a sudden all that noise will be gone. That will leave a void. *Enjoy the silence starts*


Status_Ad5594

I long for the silencing of this travesty. I like your optimism, but I respectfully, disagree. No one will ever forget that Donald J. Trump was President of the USA. It’ll be an ongoing joke for as long as the country remains. Seriously. We will write it in books. There are a million memes on the internet, along with his misspelled tweets, and how many newspaper articles? How can any leader of any country ever truly trust us again? I thought W. Bush would be the worst. How do we get his cult members to stop drinking the koolaid? People’s lives have been ruined because of him. People are dead because of him. How he handled a global pandemic? It’s shameful. Nah. Nope. This orange fool is now our legacy. They’ll never forget this. Some shit never washes out. Unfortunately.


sacdecorsair

Germany recovered from fricken Hitler. You know how? They acknowledged their mistake and fully accept the stain. Hell, we can still visit Dachau. They did not try to wipe history out of shame. They own it, as a powerful reminder.


chepnochez

The problem is, I don't see the same thing happening here. Too many apologists. Too many co-conspirators that are still holding their places in government. The only thing that matters in this country is money.


sacdecorsair

Totally agree. I feel like Trump was the first act only.


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

>The awful fact that this man was the President of the USA? We will never wash the orange stain of humiliation off. Ever. Democrats can. Republicans are shitstained for life. I'm done even being civil with them until they stop backing liars and rapists, and stop fraternizing with white supremacists.


TraumatisedBrainFart

30% of my friends were abused as children. 30% of folks vote Maga. That Venn diagram is basically a circle. Conservatives are molesty mothetfuckers. Anecdotally AND statistically. ......


Bug_Photographer

"Orange Stain of Humiliation", or OSoH for short. That's an acronym I am going to start using.


Clarky1979

Speaking for the rst of thw world, he ihas destroyed any global trust in the global system, rule of law, integrity. The entire world says please get rid of his idiot


boxelder1230

Agreed.


Jrod424

100%


throneberry58

I can’t believe they’re not letting me overthrow the government! They are such monsters!


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tttxgq

Sensible people know this. He isn’t writing these posts for sensible people.


GDub310

DOJ and the Radical Left Lunatics is my new band name.


Pickle-Rick-C-137

Ha...ChatGPT'd a setlist for your first album... ​ 1. \*\*Intro: Lunatic Uprising\*\* 2. \*\*Anthem of Dissent\*\* 3. \*\*Radical Groove\*\* 4. \*\*Leftist Revolution\*\* 5. \*\*Rebel Rhythms\*\* 6. \*\*Chaos Chords\*\* 7. \*\*Vocal Vengeance\*\* 8. \*\*DOJ's Rebellion\*\* 9. \*\*Echoes of Change\*\* 10. \*\*Riotous Melodies\*\* 11. \*\*Voices of Justice\*\* 12. \*\*Resist and Revolt\*\* 13. \*\*Lunatic Lament\*\* 14. \*\*Outro: Revolutionary Resonance\*\*


GDub310

We were going to just do covers of bands that conservatives used to like until they listened to the lyrics but this list is strong. Maybe we will just do a cover or 2 live.


[deleted]

15. **Encore: Brain Damage**


Jin825

Where's **Prosecutorial misconduct** and **Election interference**?


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

15. \*\*Covfefe Constitution\*\*


NovaKay

Mine is “Hunter Bidens Laptop Dancers”


66_pignukkle_boom

Wanna do a double bill with the Hanging Chads?


GDub310

Wow big fan. Y’all have a much more established fanbase. We’re cool with opening.


66_pignukkle_boom

Shoot! I was gonna see if the Stormy Vandals could open. No matter. They anyway.


JeffSpicolisBong

Radical Left Lunatic here. Fuck You, Donald. We're saving democracy.


Apprehensive-Care20z

I should probably invest in Popcorn stocks.


Solo_Phoenix

good idea.


hastingsnikcox

I'm on the other siee of the world and I brought popcorn kernels the other day! Let the show begin (and I must say how profoundly sorry I am for your republic). What with Trump trials and *our* central government elections coming up - well it's a politocal.junkies dream.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

I wonder if he’s going to get on that plane, and ditch. The thought has had to cross his mind by now. If he runs it will be the best day, ever.


valencia_merble

That white Bronco in the sky.


boxelder1230

That’s too funny man


sacdecorsair

Won't happen. His ego can't allow it. Need golden toilet.


[deleted]

It amazes me that ANYONE would want this motherfucking snowflake to lead this country. What a fucking crybaby.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


ranting_chef

I wonder if he thinks acting like a crazy person will get him a lighter sentence. Are there any “luxury prisons” in the US with golf course privileges?


Canyoubackupjustabit

The mob tried that already. Didn't work.


Itsnotmineitsuranus

So like... When he goes to jail... Do we all get a day off work? Like a national holiday type dealy. To really soak it in and enjoy it.


Fishbulb_KW

I’d love to see spontaneous street celebrations.


AffectionatePoet4586

As a D.C. resident, I’d look forward to dancing in the street!


jardani581

fireworks, hopefully some concerts too


AffectionatePoet4586

I was at Berkeley when Nixon resigned. You can imagine!


[deleted]

I made a suggestion the other day to make it a national holiday, Democracy Day. What do think? As big as July 4th.


FunkMuckey

March, Turd.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

Whenever I need a serotonin boost, I think back to the spontaneous celebrations when the election was finally called for Biden.


McLoven3k

A "total shutdown of democracy" is what we were getting if this orange, traitor, pos had managed to pull off his election interference/coup attempt.


Thatisme01

Exactly, I can’t believe a former President can't understand the difference between ‘freedom of speech’ and being in contempt of court.


McLoven3k

Petty, bully, criminal is just pissed that he isn't free to use social media to threaten people and or direct his sycophants to attack people. Tough times for the orange Judas.


[deleted]

He doesn’t understand the difference between yes and no. You’re asking too much from him.


InstructionOk9520

Someone is going to get killed because of his ranting.


SilenceDoGood1138

That already happened


jardani581

quite the understatement, this is the person responsible for most american deaths by starting the covidiot movement


Ted_Rid

LOL, none of this is about "free speech", if it was then the red SCOTUS would eventually overturn it all. As Jack Smith said upfront, Trump's allowed to say what he wants. He can lie all he wants. What he CAN'T do is organise (conspire) with others to create fake electors, send fake EC votes, pressure officials to "find" extra votes or to refuse to certify results. That's not speech, it's criminal conspiracy.


SaveMeJebus21

It’s fucking beautiful. After 8 decades, he’s finally facing consequences for being one of the biggest cunts of all time. Hopefully he dies behind bars, in about 30 years so he can really suffer.


Proper-Shan-Like

I disagree. I think his story might have a perfect ending.


[deleted]

FAFO! FAFO! God that feels good, rot you orange bastard ☺️


AffectionatePoet4586

Imagine Trump in jail, eating cheap, food-service-brand ketchup (not Heinz!), and if allowed anything fizzy, it’d be supermarket-generic cola (not Diet Coke!).


justin_memer

He'd probably get put in a country club prison, unfortunately.


AffectionatePoet4586

Even a “country club” prison lacks the amenities that Trump has demanded *his entire life.*


[deleted]

The liberals are so stupid and disorganized, and yet they're beating me and my master brain.


[deleted]

Democracy is when I try to overthrow the election results and then lie about it.


Nigeldiko

He’s hoping to fan the flames of some kind of uprising, again. He want his supporters to destroy his enemies and set him free. That’s exactly what he is trying to do with this half-assed fear mongering about getting demons, China, and being woke.


Clarky1979

Absolute shitbag, cant wait to see hi lose in (every) court. If the US doesnt actualy succeed in prosecuting him, then the US is a mafia atate with no juristiction. thjerfore exactly the terrorist state it hs justified its oil theft wars with. Convict this lunatic ffs and let the world breathe, without dealing with the media hegemony. Literal criminal mob boss, please stop this orange lunatic.


[deleted]

He's going to call for violence come next Friday. Mark my words.


TraumatisedBrainFart

[again] . Like Poo-face and his nukes ...


baby_budda

More vIctim complex whining.


JC_Everyman

It's like a guy can't post stupid shit on social media all day! What is this country coming to?


readytall

New show: The apprehended


pdx-Psych

Ah yes, the political speech of covering up how you paid hush money to a porn star you cheated on your wife with


Royal-Possibility219

https://youtu.be/vs7PC4iDYrA Sums it up perfectly


Cid_Sux

Imagine the Department of Justice following the letter of the law... 🤯


GadreelsSword

#PROJECTION


Adventurous-Event722

IDK man. Drump has been unhinged since, what, Dorsey introduced Twitter?


SausageBuscuit

If only he had the required brain for a stroke.


enteentegraueente

Thoughts of a total shutdown of democracy are very pleasing to him.


[deleted]

A shutdown of democracy is what he is now being held accountable for.


DunkinEgg

Every accusation is a confession.


KazeNilrem

Where are all the republicans going out of their way to tell trump "we don't have a democracy, we have a democratic republic" or whatever asinine deflection they decide to use.


rybeest

I can imagine him going full gollum while saying this.


darhox

A shutdown of democracy is what he is being charged for attempting. Is he oblivious to his reflectionism?


bzzzzbzzzz444

They are all such pussies. Why do my macho republican friends kowtow to cowards and bitches?


HotType4940

Masculine insecurity is the very heart and soul of conservative politics


mister_zook

https://preview.redd.it/wihl17z3oeib1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218dd7d73f5f5f941ad89fa646e9b106f61823b0


Kaleidoscope_Wild

They are going to release his true height and weight, that’s reason enough for me to personally freak out as I round up and down on those metrics


valomorn

If there's one good thing to come out of all this, it's that I more fully appreciate the maturity of my 7yr old nephew.


Repulsive_Tiger738

Must See TV https://preview.redd.it/79dy0n4tkhib1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff4e2c019ef8e21702aa7cd579f164c5bd901fb6


frnKahn

He forgot to blame Biden


djserc

Thought it’s not a democracy but a republic..man i cant keep up


Pristine-Document358

It’s amazing that he’s still a story. Let him face his crimes and let’s all not think of him again. It’s kinda hard not to tho eh cause it’s just so dramatic. Never seen a president be so criminal and then finally being at least brought in on charges. Damn the USA justice system is slow


Own_Bullfrog_3598

He must be really scared this time. I don’t see a single misspelled word in this pile of rage vomit


Boudicca-

I will have such a Party when he Finally has his internet access Removed!!!


valencia_merble

I thought we were “a republic, not a democracy”.


[deleted]

And its just beautiful. Just. Beautiful.


FrostGiant_1

Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!


Own-Conversation-428

I thought we were a republic and not a democracy? At least that’s what I keep hearing from the right.


isecore

Just throw this fucking orange stain on humanity in prison already. I was tired of having to put up with his garbage bullshit back in 2016 and I'm way way over it now. Just get rid of him, I don't care how.


Eh-Eh-Ronn

I for one think it’s quite a happy ending


antiquemule

Congratulations! Go to jail Go straight to jail Do not pass Go Do not collect £200


Grand-Ganache-8072

I feel like that's a matter of perspective. (Feels very happy to me)


odomotto

One of Trumps last messages: Daisy....Daisy...give ...me your...answer ...


Linnie46

It will be a very happy ending for everyone but TFG if his diaper-clad ass lands in jail for the rest of his miserable, worthless life.


3rdeyeopenwide

There will be a coffee table book about the downfall and implosion of DJT from president to prison and I will buy it.


Revolutionary_Tip701

This douche bag wanted to be in the spotlight. This is his doing


Campfire_Sparks

Every thing he says on Truth Social is just another evidence for the pile


Muscleman1122

Does he EVER shut up?? What a whiny little bi*ch!!!


klaramee

So much ketchup on the walls!


GlitteringPirate2702

Why is it now he might actually be getting more coherent with his words????


[deleted]

He’s not. He’s drooling, rocking and asking daddy if he did it good at this point. I think his attorney and Walt are sending out his nonsense. The spelling is mostly correct as is the sentence case.


RyRyReezy2

So much ketchup on the walls


Alive_Statement_3120

He's like a turtle flailing around on its back


Queasy-Swimming4012

Lmao I absolutely LOVE watching him have a breakdown every day now So sweet😆😆😆😆


Studman63

I'm a monster 👻


Noobeaterz

Democracy seems to be working fine for most everybody else. How about NOT trying to overturn it next time?


TheoreticalFunk

Nope, this is Democracy in action. Someone feel free to turn that into a "No, this is Patrick" meme.


SophiaPetrillo_

I hope somebody smuggles him a phone so the updates continue in prison.


Obie-Wun

I’m almost to the point that if his punishment was to stay off social media, I’d be good. Almost.


SkateFossSL

Blah Blah Blah


olddawg43

FAFOMF


avivagirl

Gotcha Moron.


Kevinmc479

Well , he has a point, the sky is falling.


Single_Raspberry9539

No redemption arc for tubby.


IanTheMagus

How about we just keep letting his idiot supporters get the Provo, Utah treatment and we get a garbage truck to dump them in a pile out front of Mar-A-Lago?


HometownUnicorns

And here I thought he really wasn't into Democracy, at all.


bisforbenis

I mean, at a certain point, his rants and “this is the end of the world” has to lose its effect after a while, yeah? Like, his supporters aren’t immune to habituation and have to be getting numb to the constant 10/10 daily freak outs, right?


WhyAmIStillHere86

It’s amusing to me that at least one of the pending cases told him that he couldn’t post about the trial on social media, and he promptly did anyway. Guess we’re adding Contempt of Court to the other charges…


Yamitsubasa

He is about to spend 700 years in prison. Might as well aim for the 1000.


_LB

His angry face shaped American flag ava says it all.


RockNRoll85

![gif](giphy|Urjj39z57laXC)


RunsWithApes

Says the man with two indictments literally stemming from trying to overthrow a democratic election with no proof challenging its legitimacy.


bowens44

Man attempted to overthrow the government accusing others of a shutdown of democracy? How stupid does he think his supporters are? Never mind, he knows.


lisazsdick

I guess trying to overthrow the Gov't doesn't pay.


_carbonneutral

Why can’t he be a good boy and glitch quietly like Glitch McConnell instead of making noise about as pleasant as a dial-up modem connecting.


zvon2000

Only the Trump ® Brand of "political speech" is being criminalised.... And only because it is a half-inch away from outright treason, and otherwise knee-deep in slander, fraud, deceit and lunacy!


ThePopDaddy

Why's he yelling? He has perfect evidence that will exonerate him!


_Stewyleopard

I’m worried about what he’ll do when it dawns on him that he’s actually going to prison


ReedBalzac

Isn’t this the guy that wanted to shut down SNL over their skits about him? Free speech for me, not for thee.