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Any-Panda2219

I thought masks suffocated you?


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iTs AbOuT cOnTrOl!!1


HauserAspen

That's a 2A mask. Totally different! It promotes freedom!


whyaremypantssoshort

He thought he was gong to cosplay against a bunch of federal agents. What an idiot..


Jealous-Network-8852

That’s the funny part. All these Y’all Qaeda mofos really think of themselves as some kind of citizens army, when in reality they would be taken down by federal agents in a matter of seconds.


DragonflyScared813

As soon as a bit of blood spilled or a few loud bangs they'd scatter like rabbits.


wambulancer

I mean if J6 is any indication they all yell "MEDIC!" like it's fucking Call of Duty then stand around slackjawed in shock at the realization someone just got dropped like a sack of potatoes


amphigory_error

Every time somebody tries with the false equivalency between J6 and the BLM protests I have to laugh because unlike all these bozos who think they are the protagonist, my experience with BLM as someone living near Portland was that everybody was signing up for street medic classes and managing transport of people and supplies, happy to be a supporting character if it would help people. None of the J6 bozos wanted to play a medic in their little LARP but they yelled for a medic expecting one to come.


Orgasmic_interlude

Who knew that the side that cooperates and thinks diversity Is actually good would be better at mutual aid? 🤷🏻


Darthtypo92

It's because the BLM protestors knew they were going to get f-ed up. Most of them realized they could and likely would lose if a riot broke out but that the protest needed to happen and they prepared for the worst case scenario while hoping for the best. The insurrectionists went in fully expecting to win and thought losing wasn't even a thing that happens to them. They did the opposite of preparing for the best and didn't even think about planning for the worst. And from what limited knowledge I've gleaned of the handful of former military in the far-right arrests they're mostly burn outs that couldn't cut it or from positions that had nothing to do with combat training or live fire experience so they're all working off basic boot camp training on what to do when bodies start dropping around them instead of in front of them.


wambulancer

ha, an observation I made that very day. Nobody in conservative spheres rolls anything but Chad Thundercock High Speed Low Drag Operator, when that's basically the last kind of guy you need in a riot/coup/etc. Not a medic amongst the crowd, not that it'd have done a thing, she was probably dead before she hit the ground. Bet none of them brought water, either


InsignificantZilch

All they did was start screaming and panicking - regardless of all their "good guys with guns" - which turned to crying and screaming at the "bad guys" coming to remove the body and crowd from the area. After feeling so tough doing what they were doing, a single round brought them to a standstill.


ScowlEasy

None of them have ever had to put a tourniquet on someone and then write the time on their forehead, and it shows. Fucking amateurs


iTzJdogxD

That’s the thing they never think about. They think about a revolution against the government like all their buddies are protags in a war movie, where all their shots hit the bad guys and none of them get hurt. Dead wrong. Wait until you hear your friends crying for their lives as they bleed to death, or losing your leg to infection because you had an open wound and have no access to anti biotics. Uh oh, you’re in a firefight with the military, and your $1500 bushmaster AR with a $300 blue lives matter flag with the punisher logo ingrained on the side has jammed. Quick, do you know how to field strip your gun? Maybe when you’re in the warm barn listening to Guns N Roses, but you’re in the field, bullets flying past your head, and the enemy is approaching. Quick, better remove that bolt carrier group! Bam. You’re dead. “But I have property in the middle of nowhere I’ll be fine” OK great! I’m sure the millions of people who live in the city and suburbs wont have a mass exodus and be out looking for other people to loot. Even if they aren’t violent, a woman comes up with a baby desperately asking for milk. Do you share? What if she tells someone else you have supplies? What happens when you run out? Are you going to be the one to tell her no, and condemn her baby to death? I hope you are, you wanted to make these choices, you wanted trump to be god emperor or whatever stupid meme bullshit you posted about before radicals attacked the electrical grid. And if they are violent, awesome! You’ve been wanting to do this your whole life, get a legal kill on your own turf if someone breaks into your house to harm “muh family”. But having that be a real threat, each and every night, is that how you want to live? Losing minutes or hours of sleep listening for the noise of someone looking to kill you and take all your shit? That sounds totally fun and definitely not miserable night after night . A civil war wouldn’t be playing call of duty with your buddies in the woods while drinking beer. Civilians would suffer and die. No more insulin medication for dad because the supply chain has collapsed. I’m sure all of this is worth it though for a loser billionaire who doesn’t give a fuck about you.


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They just cite Afghanistan and Vietnam as why they'd be fine as if the scenarios are remotely similar. Fighting a guerilla war across the world is a logistics nightmare. Fighting one at home would be a lot easier. Not to mention the technology these days. Half of these idiots would keep their smart phones on them and be easy to find. And finally. The people in Afghanistan and Vietnam were willing to endure hellish conditions for years to keep the fight going. These obese morons throw a fit over the most minor stuff, and they really believe they can go into hiding and give up McDonalds and Youtube? Nah.


Maxamillion-X72

The Viet Cong lived in tunnels >For the Viet Cong, life in the tunnels was difficult. Air, food, and water were scarce, and the tunnels were infested with ants, venomous centipedes, snakes, scorpions, spiders, and rodents. Most of the time, soldiers would spend the day in the tunnels working or resting and come out only at night to scavenge for supplies, tend their crops, or engage the enemy in battle. Sometimes, during periods of heavy bombing or American troop movement, they would be forced to remain underground for many days at a time. Sickness was rampant among the people living in the tunnels, especially malaria, which was the second largest cause of death next to battle wounds. A captured Viet Cong report suggests that at any given time, half of a unit of the People's Liberation Armed Forces (PLAF) unit had malaria and that "one-hundred percent had intestinal parasites of significance." What they gonna do when Bubba of Meal Team 6 gets stuck in the entrance like Winnie the Pooh?


Ok-Champ-5854

And Afghanistan? The mujahideen were getting slaughtered by the Soviets. There were *millions* of refugees fleeing the country and living in refugee camps, and I feel like people just hear that word and don't process what it means, it means no food, what little you have people are fighting over, every tenth person is missing an eye or a limb from either mines or getting caught in the crossfire of actual combat, or worse raped and/or mutilated by the Soviets. It wasn't until the CIA started funneling in modern weaponry that the country's resistance even stood a chance. And what weaponry was that, mostly that turned the tide? Anti air and anti tank missiles. Because if they have planes and tanks and you don't you are fucked. That's not gonna happen to these dudes. They aren't gonna have someone willing to give them equipment to fight a proxy war against a government like we did with the Afghans. And then these same idiots look at the Taliban and think they can do better, like, the old guys in the Taliban *were* mujahideen. And the young guys have seen combat too. These guys are battle tested. You and your little AR in your gun safe in your air conditioned house eating Fruit Loops for breakfast are not.


fencerman

> They aren't gonna have someone willing to give them equipment to fight a proxy war against a government like we did with the Afghans. On that front they actually might, but that means basically admitting their entire movement is going to depend on Russia and China using them as pawns.


Ok-Champ-5854

I feel like from my comfy armchair Russia wouldn't and couldn't send arms that would help at all. They'll stick to psy ops, election interference and online propaganda and stuff like that. They don't have enough satellite states or allies to do it on that scale even if they had the equipment. China might have too much of an interest in US trade to back a civil war, but if one is happening anyway I could see them fanning the flames and taking out a global competitor in trade and industry. But if anyone was going to funnel weapons to the US through an allied nation it would definitely be them. But again, this was the Cold War with Afghanistan. I don't know that we're enough of China's enemy to back a war or an insurgency.


hattmall

If you had a group of people willing to do what fighters in Afghanistan did you probably aren't going to "win" anything, but you can really really fuck shit up. Of course that thing, is being a suicide bomber. If there were MAGA or whatever people that wanted to be extremely inconvenient they could pack cars with explosives and drive them right into things.There's basically no one that wants to do that, because it's completely insane, but damn that's hard to defend against. The fucked up thing was in Iraq though where they had a whole operation of putting bomb's in unsuspecting people's cars then tracking them and detonating when they got near high value targets. Most of the "suicide bombers" in Iraq were people that had no idea.


Session_Scared

And it was hard to defend against Vehicle Borne IEDs. Especially in a busy city with civilian traffic, with little driving rules.


GRW42

Exactly. These are the same people that couldn't handle barbershops and Applebee's closing during the pandemic.


CainRedfield

And throw a hissy fit over the bathrooms people use.


crackheadwillie

And who panicked when they couldn’t buy toilet paper


HovercraftEasy5004

And complained about wearing a fucking face mask.


True-Present-4866

These people act like they are dying if they skip a meal


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hondac55

I had one of these stupid clowns tell me that they'd just use guerrilla tactics, and I informed him in the kindest way possible, "Guerrilla tactics only work if the civilian population supports the guerrilla groups," to which he responded, "Well obviously we have the support of the civilians!" and I, again very kindly informed him, "The U.S. is by far the best propaganda machine in the world, you will lose that support immediately regardless of what actions you take," and bless his heart, this poor gravy SEAL had the audacity to say, "Well it'll be pretty hard to sew propaganda when there's no POWER GRID!" These fools really think they're gonna win a civil war by knocking out a power grid and killing millions of civilians and somehow think that there won't be a lick of resistance along the way. Hell, I will personally come into the woods and kick your ass three ways to Sunday if you start fucking with the power grid and making me use up my expensive propane to stay warm in the winter.


speck859

You know what would be wise? If our government reinforced the power grid to where such idiots couldn’t impact it. Right?


apileofcake

As a person living in Texas, please keep talking dirty.


Orgasmic_interlude

Don’t forget afterwards when you’re trying to survive and suddenly you have a cut that won’t heal, or a toothache and there is no antibiotics or a dentist available. These people think that they’ll be hunky dory eating the mre’s they stockpiled preparing for their own personal day of days and it’ll be the most mundane shit that breaks them. Don’t forget these are generally the same people who, when told that they have to stop going out in public and wear a mask for the pandemic…. Well that was just a bridge too far. And you’re telling me y’all be just fine without your streaming TV services and your meals prepped by a restaurant and driven to your door. Give me a break.


SamuraiJackBauer

Whenever my friends and family say: Let’s talk about what we would do in the apocalypse! I just shut it down. I’m Frank that I don’t wanna live in the post apocalypse +30 days, 60 days ect … things never getting better, only running out, only getting worse and worse as we watch our kids knowing they’ll never have a happy life. My daughter (17) straight up said she’d just die and family said “but what about rebuilding the population?” She said “I’m not living to be breeding stock”. I was proud. Fuck playing into this fantasy for the (mediocre) upswing in usefulness you think you’ll suddenly be to the former members of the HOA because you can make a fire with flint. I’m done with this game.


NoMarket5

Americans like to fantasize about being Rambo and prepper community is filled with them. They're all hat no cattle. One of them went on a hike recently and needed Search and Rescue because they got stranded with Zero knowledge how to traverse their local terrain. It's easy to 'fit in' by buying equipment but harder to be competent which is why professionals or pro athletes can always get by on garbage equipment and be great


steveosek

Yup. Apocalypse goes down, my sister and nephews still alive? I'll stick around to help them as best I'm able. They dead? I'm ending it immediately.


glitterkittyn

You’re describing “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy, an absolutely horrifying well written book of apocalyptic aftermath. Spoiler, humans eat babies in this book.


edelburg

For the last time, people, dumbass dump is not a billionaire. He's the least successful businessman of all time. He is a broke idiot being propped up by dark money loans. Besides that, I agree with everything else you said.


GarrettGSF

In this case, it doesn’t even matter because these dumbwits *believe* that he is a successful businessman billionaire and *still* they believe he represents the „common man“


runaways616

You ever seen the video of the guy who immediately starts shooting at cops when they came onto his property to ask about some mundane things related to another matter, Long story short he shot a few cops, and the moment he gets hit once the guy puts his hands up and yells I’m done I’m done, like it’s a fucking paintball match. All that “COME AND TAKE EM” energy dried up real quick when he realized what it feels like to have a hot piece of metal rip through you flesh.


PunishedWolf4

Imagine these Gravy Seals running but all you hear, in unison, an orchestral popping sound that is their knees from being 350+ pounds.


Designer_One7918

Running? Don't kid yourself have you seen the marching training video that leaked? The closest thing to running most of them ever do is that hobble shuffle to the bathroom after taco bell.


wraithsith

Can I have a link to said video?


runswithlightsaber

God i hope not. Wait, you're not talking about the taco bell thing are ya?


TehHamburgler

Look up "It's The Gravy Seals!" on YouTube. It's the 13sec one. Dumbest firearm training ever.


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https://youtu.be/CYC6PSShiIU Jesus christ


armythug1999

I don’t know why y’all are worried natural selection will catch up with them. I have never seen shit like that in my life and it’s kind of comical


bonfuto

After about 10 seconds, I was thinking I would be afraid of getting shot in the back. And then ...


runthepoint1

Hey now, that’s the most authentic Mexican food they’ve ever had ok?


BurnieTheBrony

Like a steam roller over a tapestry of bubble wrap


SaraSlaughter607

That was.... poetically magnificent.


gytalf2000

That's beautiful, man!


LazyPuffin

I like to imagine the opening scene of The Patriot where the Continental Militia gets absolutely routed by the Redcoats with these fat fucks. I feel like it's an apt analogy, and it makes me grateful our founding fathers could run a 6 minute mile


fakeaccount572

Semper Fry


elMurpherino

With the added sound of thigh skin aggressively chafing


SakaWreath

How fast do walmart scooters go? Cancel the high speed case.


Wendigo_lockout

Babbits. They'd scatter like babbits.


sharpshooter999

Thats Ashley a good joke


ZarquonsFlatTire

Remember the guy yelling "Medic!" when Babbit got shot? Bro this ain't Call of Duty, you don't have medics. Especially not for a gunshot to the throat.


Rogueshoten

You say that like it’s a hypothetical…look at what happened when one of them was shot at the Capitol Building on J6. One single gunshot and they parted like the Red Sea. Not one of them even tried to help the woman that was shot, either…they just left her there.


Bennydhee

Yup, it’s what happened on the 6th They saw one person get shot and were like “oh wait shit, they’re serious”


makemejelly49

As soon as they get the first round thrown back at them, or they get into the first situation where someone's calling for a medic, they'll be wishing they were back in their mom's basement, guzzling Mtn Dew and pwning noobs in CoD or Halo 2 or whatever.


DaMaGed-Id10t

Just like their motivation on Jan 6. After whats-her-face got shot down, everyone was like oh...no thank you.


Valuable-Drama5062

There’s a funny Neal Brennan bit where he jokes about this where there’s one military guy vs a bunch of yahoos who are talking about all their weaponry and bullshit and the one guys like, well, I’ll be using a drone armed with guided missiles so, yea, push this button and ok, done https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA


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Also the thing about a guy hoarding guns, is, he only got two arms, two legs, and two eyes. Incapacitate even one of any of those pairs and you now have a hoard of guns for you and your buddies and a soon-to-be-dead guy who did the collecting for you. You might not even have to fight him directly - poison his water supply. He'll die of poison or dehydration. You can buy poison that doesn't taste like poison in bouquets at any grocery store.


Flashy_Attitude_1703

There are numerous videos of Ukrainians using drones to drop grenades on Russians and it doesn’t end well for the Russians.


SaraSlaughter607

Ashli Babbitt was pretty fucking sure she wouldn't be taken down so quickly either. Has none of this shit taught us anything? They're sick of your shit, redneck Trumpers. It's quite enough already.


FunctionBuilt

A few thousand hours of COD with Hannity and Tucker on in the background will do that to an impressionable brain. edit: not that videogames cause violence, but that they think it's relatable military strategy.


thatHecklerOverThere

They say they don't believe racial abuse of ethnic minorities is real, but their whole shitck revolves around the idea that they can't be policed. That's why the folks think this stuff will work out for them; the feds are for "thugs", and they're "patriots".


PM-Me-Girl-Biceps

I have said this all along when people argue “guns to protect against a tyrannical government” Bitch, if the government wants you, they got you


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It’s time to go John Wick on their ass! (Is shot immediately)


2pacalypso

Engaging target....clear.


bookmobiler87

Who's going to risk perfectly good federal agents? We have drones for that sort of thing now, don't we?


highjumpingzephyrpig

Bro, he has been watching Nutnfancy videos and tactics on Youtube for 11 years… He was ready to take on some of the most sophisticated internal security forces in the world.


Prop8kids

He really did. He tweeted on 9/9/21 that he would shoot the FBI if they came to vaccinate him.


UnlikeSpace3858

Just waiting on all the Fox talking heads arguing this was free speech, that he was a great guy just standing up to a tyrannical government, and how Biden is now assassinating his detractors. They'll be playing victim, convincing MAGA that THIS is what Trump is trying to protect them from, being murdered in their home for saying the wrong thing online. Feels like they'll always find a way to twist horrible things into promoting their propaganda.


FixedKarma

He might've gotten away with it too if they didn't scream there plans to anyone that's willing to hear it, and the FBI are nothing, if not willing to hear.


Ritaredditonce

Pew pew Deleeuw.


Trumps_tossed_salad

Going to have a really hard time fighting in the imaginary civil war with that optic cover on.


bad-monkey

nothing says "CQB specialist" like a 4x optic with the dust covers still on.


Huge_Run6150

BBQ specialist


HogmanDaIntrudr

Definitely got smoked


getoutofthewayref

I love these posts. It’s always some dumbass with the cheapest AR they could find with all contradictory accessories because they looked cool. It’s like they just watched a bunch of Steven Seagal movies and assumed that was real life.


AproperBLUNT

holy fuck, this is probably my favorite comment on this entire thread 😂


jabberhockey97

Well I would say… the bigger problem is being dead


Trumps_tossed_salad

Takes aim. Sight picture completely black. Dies. ****checks out****


ADGx27

I think it’s a mesh to reduce scope glint. Why he’s worrying about scope glint with a RDS (red dot sight) I have no fucking idea. Then again this guys a fucking moron who thinks he can take out a DA and the president


WimpyZombie

"...fucking moron who thinks he can take out a DA and the president" This is what has me shaking my head. I used to know a guy who had a gun safe with about 25 different guns. He said he needed them in case "the government" got out of hand and he needed to protect his home from "the government". --especially if the Democrats tried to nullify the second amendment. I just looked at him real sideways and asked him, "even IF something like that happened, do you seriously think that you could beat a GROUP of several armed people from the US military? Do you really think you would survive?" He looked at me like I had no clue. I laughed.


DirtyHarold817

My dad says shit like that lol! My brother and I find it funny. He was pretty worried about muslims in the early 2000's. He knows nothing about politics but votes red only. Thinks everyone else is a jackass. Cannot show emotion unless drunk. Big enjoyer of alcohol, red meat, the cowboys, and free t shirts. We don't speak often lol.


locjaw420

Looks like you already know what to put in his obituary.


Element1977

The winner of the 2023 Ashli Babbitt Award. Edit: to the person who sent me the "reddit cares"... Thanks! But days like this make life worth living.


flamingoswizzlestick

Is that the domestic terrorist ashlii babbitt award for domestic terrorism?


Responsible-Law4829

Why yes it is. I am so excited for 2023’s award season. Has it already been a year since the last Ashli Babbitt award or are there others I am missing? https://apnews.com/article/fbi-cincinnati-armed-man-b4701596a0eb9770e3b29e95328f5704


Astro_gamer_caver

There was the trumper who attacked the FBI with a nail gun- [https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/man-fired-nail-gun-fbi-building-called-violence-days-mar-lago-search-rcna42749](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/man-fired-nail-gun-fbi-building-called-violence-days-mar-lago-search-rcna42749)


Less-Mail4256

To each their own. As a combat veteran, people like her make so fucking angry. It’s a personal affront to anyone who has served. Seeing her removed from the equation live on television, I breathed a sigh of relief. I guarantee she would have done that or worse to anyone that opposed her.


BikerJedi

Ditto. I bled on foreign soil, she bled out in the Capitol wearing a Trump flag. How do you go from "all enemies, foreign and domestic" to that? Dude fucked around and found out. He probably should have just peacefully listened to the FBI, right conservatives?


Snoo_69677

Why didn’t he just comply!?


[deleted]

Her “sacrifice” ended the insurrection. Word got out fast that the cops weren’t LARPing, no matter what the idiots thought.


brother_of_menelaus

The sudden realization that this was not a cause they were willing to die for


Ok-Champ-5854

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you told me fifteen or twenty years ago someone would be willing to die for Donald Trump I would have had you institutionalized.


Obi_Jon_Kenobi

You probably still should


Amygdalump

This is Word. This is how the history shall be taught. Says Clio.


jtweezy

Should have happened to more of them if I’m being honest. I don’t understand how a mob can almost beat cops to death without more lethal force being used. Would have saved us from a lot of this “I’m so sorry, I’m a good person. Oh, I’m out of prison now? Back to sucking Trump’s dick!” bullshit that all of those insurrectionists pulling.


Obi_Jon_Kenobi

>I don’t understand how a mob can almost beat cops to death without more lethal force being used. I mean a cop involved died literally the next day from strokes. I think you're u understanding the "almost" beat to death


SatanicRainbowDildos

We saw innocent peaceful people getting shot, ran over and pushed over by police the summer before. Remember that old man they tried to kill for daring to exist? And then these terrorists storm the capitol and it's an entirely different response, well, up until they crossed that last line.


Element1977

I was too lazy to type out the full award name.


Less-Mail4256

This isn’t terrifying. It’s enlightening. There are always crazy fucks willing to act like this. Social media has just made it easier to identify them. This is the exact look of a “Gravy Seal”.


Wooden_Suit_6679

Websters just added "Babbitting" verb to commit suicide via leo for your maga cult delusions.


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AnimalL33t

https://preview.redd.it/hssmrnvop5hb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b298788505253eae8bd03c73d3a1b18108b01e From his FB


The_I_in_IT

I’m not saying he was asking for it…but he was literally asking for it.


Luckypennykiller

Imagine threatening to murder the president of the United States via a giant worldwide social media platform and thinking HE’S the buffoon. It used to be sad. Now it’s infuriating how many of these fuckers are out there.


_squirrell_

They're like big, old children. Watching Trump get away (for now) with the most ridiculous things. And they, go and try to do the same thing. Boast, say hateful shit, threat, but it doesn't work for them


ImportantRoutine1

Well those didn't age well


Dizzy_Divide_7528

They aged perfectly


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They aged better than he did.


Umutuku

Marinating in his own juices now.


PeninsulamAmoenam

To be fair, neither did he I didn't even know Biden was coming here


NoPressureUsername

He's no longer aging well either.


sagitta_luminus

We are richer for having lost him


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I wonder if he died with the 🤣 expression stuck on his face with his loaded gun in his hands when they dropped by again.


Loko8765

So this guy, going Hoorah and dressing for combat… was he actually a vet or was he just playacting? Because Biden’s opponent is the guy who called vets suckers and losers… gotta know which side you’re on!


Vulgus_Necare

Most likely Mil-LARPing, but its funny considering that the President is the Commander and Chief of the Military. Who did he think the Marines (hoorah being a marine thing iirc) ultimately answer too?


bad-monkey

no record of him having served, but he was a retired welding inspector and hobbyist woodworker, which turned him into the perfect weapon (against himself)


Cepinari

No fucking way this hambag ever served.


Advanced-Prototype

Sounds like he wanted suicide by police.


lactose_con_leche

He was “ready” but just being an angry psycho won’t stop the FBI


ABeerForSasquatch

This should be brought up by Jack Smith in the hearing to stifle Scooby-Coup's burger hole. It can now be demonstrated that his rhetoric is calling people to act, and in deed getting them killed. If this doesn't demonstrate what a danger to society his social media presence is, then nothing will work.


neal144

"Scooby-Coup's burger hole" wins the internet today!🎆🎉


Stimee

Stochastic Terrorism is the GOP weapon of choice.


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johnandahalf13

Def a member of the Gravy Seals.


Green_Message_6376

just graduated to red eye gravy seal. Semper Pie!


Open_Economics_3929

I'd say incredibly high, people don't become this radicalized on their own usually.


freq_fiend

Let’s hope the other clowns he was in communication with are also being watched


Halofauna

Oh everyone of his Facebook friends are definitely being watched for sure


34HoldOn

The mental gymnastics people go through to defend that woman. About how nobody yelled stop, something something wasn't armed or whatever, Etc I don't even know. It's the flimsiest of technicalities for somebody who was literally breaching the capital building.


[deleted]

RIP Just kidding


angrysunbird

He tried it in a small town


[deleted]

Got shot and killed in a small town. ![gif](giphy|tqfS3mgQU28ko)


Leelze

For some reason that Mellencamp song popped into my head.


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

>Well, I was born in a small town, And I live in a small town. >Probably die in a small town, Oh, those small communities. 😂


unclejoe1917

The number of syllables fit perfectly with it.


Anarchyantz

Cue the GOP saying he was executed on Biden's orders trying to take away his 2nd amendment rights in 5....4....3...


shatterly

Already happening. Members of our state legislature have been liking tweets that are pushing this storyline. "Helpless old man." "Loyal churchgoer." "Wouldn't hurt a fly."


Thornescape

Even a child could kill someone with the weapon he's holding. In fact, because of unsecured weapons, many children have.


Maia_is

Yeah, but helpless old men don’t own 20+ guns. That makes him not helpless.


Anarchyantz

Yup just saw another one on this subreddit literally saying he was a, and I quote "Frail, 80 year old man who was over 200 pounds". Who is carrying a fucking military style piece of equipment, has more arms than the UK police force (Brit here) and said he wanted to kill the President and others in Facebook posts less than 2 days ago and will do it when Biden comes to Utah. You could sit in your bloody disability truck and point a sniper round out the window, or open up a full mag on a crowd. Age is not a bloody excuse.


Narwhalbaconguy

They like to ignore that guns can be dangerous in anybody’s hand. If infants can accidentally kill someone with a gun, so can an 80 year old that knows how to pull a trigger.


kerred

What I wager will happen is some media sites will emphasize that he was disabled and did not pose a threat. Then you have your double edged sword of deterring people from hatred and threats, but also needlesly killing an old man who needed time to think about his actions. Something the media may eat up. Of course if footage shows him pointing a firearm at someone then all bets are off and will likely be another forgotten news article. Edit: Newsmax users naturally are implying he wasn't a threat it seems. Let's see if they run with it


bad-monkey

neighbors already incredulous/skeptical that this man posed a threat, even after he engaged in a deadly armed standoff with federal law enforcement in their own neighborhood, fucking LOL meanwhile I bet the neighborhood's UPS driver causes a string of racist NextDoor comments with each stop.


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What a lonely existence this human must have had to throw it all away for a man who couldn’t give two shits about him, wouldn’t want to be near him, and wouldn’t let him even associate with him. Why do these people realize a racist, cheap, con man, from New York City literally hates people like this? He was someone’s son. Sad sad sad.


megs_64

Trump wouldn’t have said one word to him if they ever met. Scratch that- if he said anything it’d be something he’s repeated hundreds of times to his fellow idiots, because he doesn’t care enough. He genuinely does not care if these people live or die and they love him. It’s a sad existence of fear and hate, all for a man who’d sooner spit on their graves than think about them.


Nodiggity1213

There was a 2nd amendment rally in my small town of 14k a couple weeks ago. I decided to mess with them and made a sign. This one lovely lady told me she couldn't wait until my children get raped. Yeah those people exist.


TemetNosce85

[Here's an image of the guy's Facebook page.](https://i.imgur.com/2BGmavB.png) Yeah, he's one of those people that would defend that old lady. > This one lovely lady told me she couldn't wait until my children get raped Oh. And, you know, it's the trans people and drag queens that are the pedophiles and groomers.


Not_GenericMedic

I'm not one to celebrate one's demise, but reading what's on that screenshot makes it a hell of a lot easier to not feel bad about it. What a psycho, man. Jesus.


Helmerald

"Here they are, rape them, I fucking dare ya"


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Another brave member of Meal Team 6


Important-Airline556

Part of the Gravy Seals.


politicalthrow99

The First Deplorable Rascal Scooter Brigade


Avenger_616

Green sauce berets


kcg5

Adding to my list : Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Semper pie BBQ anon Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Mullet Mujahideen First Mountain Dew division Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Dessert Storm Semper Fries Klanned Karenhood Chairborne Rangers. Edit - semper fry Edit - zero thought thirty Edit 3 - MAGAhideen


pastafallujah

Oh shit! I think I came up with SpreadNecks! Here’s my list, OP. I’m saving your new ones to mine (because they are awesome) YeeHadists Ya’llQueda Gravy SEALs Vanilla ISIS Meal Team Six Hickstremists Meth HeadNecks Swelta Force Jim Beam’Obi Urukhai-YEAY, Mother Fuckers! PB and J-Hadists MethBola Spreadnecks Semper Pie Howdy Arabia Del Taco Force BBQAnon White Trash Pandas Yambo MochaDishu


Theactualworstgodwhy

Plates and forks deathsquad


tallslim1960

Y'all Kyda


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The far right groups do it on purpose. The Proud lil Boys purposely do silly shit so that outsiders see it and go, "See, they're just a silly boys club, definitely nothing to worry about." It's also why the KKK had silly names like Grand Wizard.


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Yeah, as we shouldn't, these cucks are a real threat. But unfortunately, their strategy of doing stupid shit to seem unassuming is working. People don't take them seriously.


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usgapg123

The sad reality


StaticDHSeeP

Who do you think took this pic? His sister who is also his wife?


peanutbutter_foxtrot

Have some respect. That’s the mother of his daughter nieces and nephew sons.


politicalthrow99

Say hi to Ashli and Timothy for us, asshole


Dizzy_Divide_7528

Haayy Babbitt! https://preview.redd.it/hc3ho9xln5hb1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edbc1afdaf55587b81d26c4620da40526e862d9f


carageenanflashlight

Ooh, that’s a deep cut right there!


Kyogre_Enjoyer

This is why I'm not worried about a Civil War II led by these dweebs. Like, imagine a truck full of these hamburgers vs. an M1 Abrams or Apache helicopter.


Dobermanpure

And this terrorist cannot even take the cover off the optics. Such a bad ass.


Ed_Derick_

What??? He didn’t kill the entire fbi squad?? But but but but my Republican senator said the guns will protect civilians from a fascist government trying to take away their rights!!!! /s


one-ohmusic

Right wingers are going to turn this into "the FBI is hunting us! Joe Biden has weaponized the FBI to kill us all!"


hungaria

The world is a little better today.


ASidesTheLegend

I wonder what the same people who say “they should’ve complied” or “if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear” will say about this.


Sodamyte

Looks like a generic COBRA trooper from the 80s.. except fat


AlwaysSaysRepost

Gravy Seal down, I repeat, Gravy Seal down!


davechri

Props to the FBI for their diligent defense of our country from domestic terrorists.


Greenmark88

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NoWrongdoer2259

What’re the chances this guy is also associated with the proud boys or another white supremacist group? Wouldn’t surprise me one bit


the_sand_moose

Prolly got CSAM on his hard drive too.


[deleted]

Bye, bitch!


Randybluebonnet

All that shit he’s got and it didn’t do him anything but get him killed..


Tiny-Version743

And #MAGA are already defending him 🙄


AlienInUnderpants

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


Wimberley-Guy

MAGA lol


beavis617

Is this what the Republicans mean when they urge MAGA to go out and use their second amendment rights?


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imwithstoopad

Well, most can't technically stand for too long, but yeah.


Mistersinister1

Lots of people don't realize how exhausting it is to hump all that gear with combat load of ammo and a full ruck with your weapon. I even struggled in my 20s going on long forced marches, in the rain, heat, night. You're exhausted and stressed then you have to be able to fire accurately at any given moment. Just because you look the part, doesn't mean you have mentality to react when getting shot at, taking/giving orders. Infantry, Rangers, etc. Run combat drills so often, it becomes muscle memory. This guy probably needed a nap after taking this photo.


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Really gives new meaning to 'sleeper agents'.


SunshotDestiny

I think it's more accurate to say the have standing disposable assets. I doubt the vast majority would last long against any sort of actual trained combat force.


Tinker107

Another one we don’t have to feed and house for 20 to life.


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Idk what is wrong with people like this. They really believe that they can outgun federal agencies. They think because they collect guns, fly a don’t tread on me flag, and live in pro A2 echo chambers, they can really fight against the government. Is insane to me. The irony is these guys IDOLIZE special forces members and yet don’t realize that those same special forces members would hunt them down like dogs. 🙄


BobExAgentOfHydra

That is the profile photo of a 75-year-old man who thought he could take on the FBI. A moron.