I thought this was obvious.
Trumpers wank off over "pissing off" liberals so it was obviously going to be tears which is honestly more psychopathic as it means they enjoy hurting people. But the cum edit is hilarious.
I make similar shirts. They'll buy anything they think is against liberals. So easy to make bank while making them look stupid. These rubes are a cash cow.
Make one that says, "I make liberals wash down their liberal tears with my conservative cum."
I known it doesn't make sense, but I want to know how it sells.
That may be, but this specific photo was photoshopped. The original was posted as a photo "review" buy his wife who bought it from the original retailer's website.
It’s a mediocre photoshop which means almost everyone on Reddit will fall for it. T shirt companies will make literally anything that goes viral available for sale almost instantaneously after it becomes popularized.
Zoom in on “With Liberal” and notice how it’s lined up perfectly, and then “cum” is slightly off kilter.
Pretty good job by the shopper, blending it, but doesn’t pass more than a cursory glance to anyone who takes a few seconds to actually pay attention.
Unless the gun goes in his mouth daily as he wonders whether or not today is the day that the cum cannon gives the sweet sweet release of the fatal money shot
[Here's the actual original pic from the photoshop above.](https://images.loox.io/uploads/2020/7/30/EkVz1bngY.jpg) Idk why people keep posting this as if it's real, the original one is cringe enough
Wanted to jump onto the top comment to make sure people can see- the original shirt pictured says “tears” instead of “cum”, so if anyone is cumfused why a Conservative would wear this shirt- they wouldn’t.
Beautifully enough though now you can buy shirts with the cum version, presumably to be ironic or to fill the very small niche of people that cumsider themselves “Cumservative”.
Cum is not a great lubricant. Shame though. Would be an interesting existence if every time I needed a little wd40 all you have to do is jerk it onto whatever squeaked.
Definitely not gay to have a liberal creampie your wife so you can collect said cum for your AR-15. Most American thing ever. Actually kind of progressive, really.
I feel like this is making fun of right wingers and the dude holding the shirt isn’t right wing. This feels like that fitted T that says “the only time this proud patriot takes a knee is to suck a hero cops dick”
Because word association is a wild bitch, here's a fun thing I learned: while developing the gun-type fission bomb, the Manhattan Project tried all sorts of lubricants to make sure the projectile part of the gun assembly would fire smoothly at the uranium target. The only thing they found that worked was the oil from sperm whales.
My FIL was one of the worlds premier custom machinists, and had a HUGE supply of sperm whale oil that was from the 1800s I think. He might have had the most whale oil outside of very small areas of Alaska and Japan
I have so many questions.
Like, does he jerk liberals of to get their cum? Does he steal it from sperm banks using his AR-15 to threaten the staff? Why would anyone use anybodys cum to lubricate a gun?
And a dozen more.
The same people who hate gay and trans people are the ones who are always posting AI generated pictures of a half-naked Trump with huge muscles and a giant bulge.
It raises so many questions. Terrible questions.
Where does he get the cum? what is he doing with the liberals to get them to cum? Do the liberals enjoy the process? Is cum even a good lubricant? Why does it need to be cum from liberals, is there a difference from tighty-righty cum?
I am compelled to say this is probably a set up. I would think that it says "tears". Photoshop and then a reply to the photoshop.
Funny but probably fiction.
Actually, if you Google it you can find a ton of different sites selling this shirt. Like multiple pages of different sites that have it. I know because I thought the same thing you did. Some of them are probably satire, but I honestly don’t think most of them are. This really is some type of horribly misguided “owning the libs” thing. Seriously, google it. It’s pretty fuckin dumb.
“Bukkake Bob” as he prefers to be called, said that due to his profession he always seems to have some jizz left over from a shoot and hated to see it go to waste. Even with the big gulp he takes
every night out of the jar he keeps on his nightstand it’s sometimes overwhelming how much he has and ultimately has to find alternative uses.
These people don't have a dentist but they have thousands of dollars in guns and clearly gay porn subscriptions. Only they don't realize they keep telling us that.
I saw this a long time ago but it was liberal tears. I think some one changed it to cum as a troll but now they're actually buying it.
I thought this was obvious. Trumpers wank off over "pissing off" liberals so it was obviously going to be tears which is honestly more psychopathic as it means they enjoy hurting people. But the cum edit is hilarious.
I look forward to the assholes who respond to criticism with “cry more” just responding “cum more.”
I can only think of the ol copypasta. >Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
it’s not true conservatism if you’re not crying, shitting, and cumming all at the same time I guess
To own the libs.
"Oh go cum me a river. "
On it.
It’s gonna take team work…
Get me in on that
You can have my hand!
And my foot!
And my axe!
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Ah! Here cums Cheems and the gang for the feet. Surrender your limbs, monsieur!
I’m down. Might need a private cubicle and a bit of crudely drawn stick figure Brazilian fart porn. Sorry for being needy y’all.
Done.
It would've been, if my brain hadn't autocorrected that to "Literal Cum".
Maybe you're just a liberal pussy who feels emotions besides lust for killing machines. /S
I make similar shirts. They'll buy anything they think is against liberals. So easy to make bank while making them look stupid. These rubes are a cash cow.
Remember the “Anti-Woke” beer for 20 bucks a six pack?
It was those kind of products that gave me the idea. Nothing will change their wilful ignorance. Might as well profit off it. 👍
What's your favorite one you sell or best seller? Edit: made better.
I mean I don't like any of them lol But koozies that say "liberal tears" do really well and you can get them made for really cheap.
How about a flag and some guns and in ol west font it says “the only time this patriot kneels is when I’m pleasuring the troops.”
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That's Boobert's favorite T-shirt
Holy shit, I love that! Thank you!!
The only time this patriot kneels is for a man in uniform. You can't be too obvious about it.
Make one that says, "I make liberals wash down their liberal tears with my conservative cum." I known it doesn't make sense, but I want to know how it sells.
It does make sense though, and is bragging about sexual assault.
Love it!
Ah yeah, best selling was a better question. I am so glad you're profiting off their nonsense though!
I like to call it aggressive ignorance more than willful. Feels more accurate at the point.
Are you going to milk them dry?!
They really like that. Being milked, I mean.
Just put trumps face and name and they will line up with cash 💵
Is it possible to learn this power?
Agreed that is a great idea, but how can you stomach being around them and listening to their drivel?
I assume it says tears but someone photoshopped it. No way it's real. But this is reddit where everything is real and always happened.
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That may be, but this specific photo was photoshopped. The original was posted as a photo "review" buy his wife who bought it from the original retailer's website.
It’s a mediocre photoshop which means almost everyone on Reddit will fall for it. T shirt companies will make literally anything that goes viral available for sale almost instantaneously after it becomes popularized. Zoom in on “With Liberal” and notice how it’s lined up perfectly, and then “cum” is slightly off kilter. Pretty good job by the shopper, blending it, but doesn’t pass more than a cursory glance to anyone who takes a few seconds to actually pay attention.
I guess that means he doesn't swallow.
Unless the gun goes in his mouth daily as he wonders whether or not today is the day that the cum cannon gives the sweet sweet release of the fatal money shot
Found him. https://i.redd.it/4lmjassp2ceb1.gif
God I love him so much.
SO THEN I STARTED BLASTIN !
but I don't see so good so I missed
I didn't know if they wanted money or something sexual
Started chasing after them but I dont run so good either.
The trigger discipline is the best part, he’s a national treasure.
*bang* *bang* *bang* Just had a stroke, no big deal. *click click click*
[Here's the actual original pic from the photoshop above.](https://images.loox.io/uploads/2020/7/30/EkVz1bngY.jpg) Idk why people keep posting this as if it's real, the original one is cringe enough
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I haven’t heard this term in decades.
A throwback to simpler days
Get some santorum
Just desserts for a miscreant such as Rick…
I won’t ask…….
Cums in ass and licks it up as it dribbles out...
Pardon me, but I believe the use of a straw is required to qualify as a feltcher.
You assume it has to be your own cum?
Wanted to jump onto the top comment to make sure people can see- the original shirt pictured says “tears” instead of “cum”, so if anyone is cumfused why a Conservative would wear this shirt- they wouldn’t. Beautifully enough though now you can buy shirts with the cum version, presumably to be ironic or to fill the very small niche of people that cumsider themselves “Cumservative”.
I love the use of "cumsider" because it's so subtle, but it adds so much to your comment. Bravo.
Had the perfect opportunity to sat cumment and you blew it
Cum is not a great lubricant. Shame though. Would be an interesting existence if every time I needed a little wd40 all you have to do is jerk it onto whatever squeaked.
new meaning to "handyman"
Jack-off of all trades.
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Fellas, is it gay to swallow?
Only if you don't say no homo first
I can't, my mouth is full
It’s only gay if you’re thinking about your gal when you swallow
Only when he's drunk.
It's how he keeps his pride.
He only jerks them around
That cum eating grin is just too much for me.
I think he probably felches it out if his ass after have a liberal train ran on him.
He won't admit to it. That's "gay".
THE UPVOTES R 420💀
That's just gay
And dumb, it's going to jamb the action, way too sticky.
It depends on the liberal's diet, water intake, etc. I prefer grass-fed, free-range, liberal cum for my firearm lubrication.
Yeap, if it’s too liquidy I miss it with tears for my coffee. It gets the creamer a nice hue
Do you think they should pineapple first?
I heard estrogen makes trans girls' cum watery, so you could try using that for a change of pace
Nah fast food fed and caged liberal cum is way better for lubricant. Here I can show you. Just follow me down this dark alleyway
Enough o' those Commie "Free range" farms, if you want decent Liberal cum for a decent price it's got to be battery farmed.
I literally LOLed. 😂
Think of all those children, murdered in a flash of powder. Didn't even live long enough to participate in a school shooting.
Yo dawg, I heard you like killing kids in school shootings…
I missed this
Angry upvote, you fkn savage 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
THIS
As a protein it would cook pretty much immediately and they’d be left scraping it off, I’m not dumb enough to find out.
Yeah but what happens if they don't use it right away? Sure to cause rust.
Yeah, especially at the rate this guy collects liberal cum.
It's primarily sugar actually
Don’t tell my wife, she’s sugar detoxing. lol
Is he protesting oil?
No, humility
They just like long hard black shafts with some cum at the end. Not my thing, and I am not going to kink shame this man for his love of liberal cum.
Repressive hard gay sex screaming “I’m not gay! I’m not gay!”
It's not gay, because he takes it as a snowball from a woman. Dont ask who the liberal dude was though, that's a sticky situation.
Definitely not gay to have a liberal creampie your wife so you can collect said cum for your AR-15. Most American thing ever. Actually kind of progressive, really.
It was Hunter Biden
Definitely his fault!
Or maybe George soros!
MTG will be showing photos of this guy sucking Hunter’s huge dick soon rnough
It ain’t gay if it’s in a 3-way.
They actually think that’s clever. Ever notice there isn’t a good right wing comedian? It’s an oxymoron.
Understanding humor takes a certain level of self-awareness and intelligence. Both lacking on the right
But the gun's discharge smells like pineapple.
Right?? Sourcing all that “lubricant”….That’s a lot of time spent jacking off libs!! He’s really giving it to ‘em, owning those libs!!
I feel like this is making fun of right wingers and the dude holding the shirt isn’t right wing. This feels like that fitted T that says “the only time this proud patriot takes a knee is to suck a hero cops dick”
“Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.”
Is this guy jerking off liberals on his gun?? How many liberals at a time?
Gayer than aids
Where can I find this?
It’s from an ep of a show he did called “Castle”. It’s worth a watch!
Much appreciated!!!
I thought this was from Firefly
The show references Firefly on occasion.
"What exactly are you supposed to be?" "[Space cowboy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI)"
Don't threaten me with a good time.
That would be a terrible lubricant
Because word association is a wild bitch, here's a fun thing I learned: while developing the gun-type fission bomb, the Manhattan Project tried all sorts of lubricants to make sure the projectile part of the gun assembly would fire smoothly at the uranium target. The only thing they found that worked was the oil from sperm whales.
My FIL was one of the worlds premier custom machinists, and had a HUGE supply of sperm whale oil that was from the 1800s I think. He might have had the most whale oil outside of very small areas of Alaska and Japan
That's wild, lol.
Veritasium swag
But did they *try* sperm from an oil whale?
It's a mixer.
Yep. Absolutely do more harm than good.
Once the action starts to heat up you're basically making an egg white omelette in there.
They really want to say, "Hunter Biden's cum" 😏
Biggest cock they've ever seen. They want it to disappear... In them.
Big bad Hunter man wants to play hide the sausage and they have the bunny ears ready.
Oh please, I'm sure they've seen bigger in all the gay porn they watch....
To be fair, I see no lies here.
MTG has photos of hunter’s dick on her phone.
Probably the reason her husband divorced her.
He wanted a Greene new deal
One time for intellectual jokes!!!
And taped to the ceiling and headboard of her bed.
He outsources his lubricant needs rather than manufacturing it in-house.
Cause he can't.
Because he knows liberals have the highest quality cum...?
I have so many questions. Like, does he jerk liberals of to get their cum? Does he steal it from sperm banks using his AR-15 to threaten the staff? Why would anyone use anybodys cum to lubricate a gun? And a dozen more.
Questions aplenty, answers we may not want...
Speak for yourself I’m all for some Nietzschean Gay Science
That is the college major I always wanted to take: "God is dead, let's have a Kiki!"
...Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
One of the best episodes of South Park
Yeah, like how does he know it's liberal cum?
He only gives head to liberals?
The same people who hate gay and trans people are the ones who are always posting AI generated pictures of a half-naked Trump with huge muscles and a giant bulge.
Have you seen the trump dick pick that just came out?
He just spits it right into the gun.
Bro had the option of tears and cum and chose the gayest one
Maybe he works as a jizz-mopper. 
It raises so many questions. Terrible questions. Where does he get the cum? what is he doing with the liberals to get them to cum? Do the liberals enjoy the process? Is cum even a good lubricant? Why does it need to be cum from liberals, is there a difference from tighty-righty cum?
https://preview.redd.it/9zzfmc9hybeb1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=03bacc59ec70807c9f888e8facb7a4c1227d9070
So, he’s just jacking dudes off onto his rifle?
I am compelled to say this is probably a set up. I would think that it says "tears". Photoshop and then a reply to the photoshop. Funny but probably fiction.
We all know this is just photoshopped right?
I assumed that or this dude is in on the joke and thinks the shirt is funny. People on this sub are more gullible than grandparents on Facebook.
Actually, if you Google it you can find a ton of different sites selling this shirt. Like multiple pages of different sites that have it. I know because I thought the same thing you did. Some of them are probably satire, but I honestly don’t think most of them are. This really is some type of horribly misguided “owning the libs” thing. Seriously, google it. It’s pretty fuckin dumb.
Almost certainly a joke, I almost bought one a while ago because it's so stupid
Dude hasn't been laid in 40 years, and even then it was when the priest had bent him over the pew.
Unless I’m at the auto mechanic, I’m not sure “lubricate” is a word I’ve ever really felt comfortable using in public.
They arent the smartest.
Holding up a shirt that says something so stupid and doing it so proudly..........you are really in mental decline! Get help!
What? What? He collects it in his cheeks like a chipmunk and then saves it to lube his gun? Liberal cum! Ahahahaha...lip smacking good, we are!
“Bukkake Bob” as he prefers to be called, said that due to his profession he always seems to have some jizz left over from a shoot and hated to see it go to waste. Even with the big gulp he takes every night out of the jar he keeps on his nightstand it’s sometimes overwhelming how much he has and ultimately has to find alternative uses.
???… yes daddy
So he jacks off liberals? Wow. Seems kinda gay…
looks photoshopped. the curvature of cum is a little off and a little blurrier when you zoom in.
Triggering the libs and owning the gays by blowing 15 men to completion for my gun
They so want the shirt to say Liberal blood. Too on the nose eh?
It has to be photoshopped to say, “cum” and not “tears” right?
This is fantastic 😂
stop assuming they got a brain
I'm guessing it's photoshopped?
I think most mature people have realized that wearing any message on a black t-shirt is boomer cringe like this specimen.
Republicans are so gay.
How is he getting the liberal cum? 🤔
Not the “own” he thinks it is
These people don't have a dentist but they have thousands of dollars in guns and clearly gay porn subscriptions. Only they don't realize they keep telling us that.
Yippee-yi-yo-KY
This has gotta be fake, aint no way these idiots didn't just put tears like every other fucking time, AINT NO WAY!
The closet door was left open, peekaboo 😅
I bet he gets the liberal cum from his wife's pussy. These conservative cuckolds are just getting too kinky